[Football] My bamboo horse is very girly

"Sandy, Sandy, Sandy..." Cristiano held Sandy's hand and kept calling his friend's name.

Sandy was very excited at the beginning, but she couldn't stand being called by her friends constantly, and she felt her ears were buzzing.As expected, it is Cristiano who can always destroy the atmosphere when people are excited.

Sandy rolled her eyes in an inelegant way: "Chris, I'm right here and I won't run away, so you don't have to call my name."

Cristiano glanced at her aggrievedly: "But we haven't seen each other for a long time, and I want to make up for every day I haven't seen each other these days."

Sousa had already walked over. He heard what his godson said. He felt that there should be a topic when he went back to find Dinisi for a drink. Let's discuss his [-]-year-old son who knows how to seduce girls without a teacher.This kid's mouth is so sweet, I guarantee that this sentence will make the little girl fascinated.

But Sosa also miscalculated Sandy, Sandy is obviously not an ordinary little girl.

I only heard Sandy say: "Shut up, Chris, or I'll beat you up!"

As soon as Sandy said the words, Cristiano immediately covered his mouth with both hands very skillfully. Obviously, he did this not once or twice.

Sousa felt that the topic between him and Dinis could be changed——Ba Yiba, his stupid son who will probably be a strict wife in the future.

Sandy was very satisfied that her deterrence had not weakened after leaving, and she could finally ask questions in a quiet environment. "Is the road going well? Is today's trial training going well? Where are you going to live? Do you want to come to my house?"

She asked a bunch of questions, but got no answer.The little girl was furious, but when she looked closely, she wanted to laugh again.

Cristiano covered his mouth, his eyes looked like he was about to cry at any moment, and he was staring at her eagerly.

Sandy is helpless, why is this guy even more stupid than when he was a child, he is obviously taller, and he has grown up a lot than before.

"Put your hands down and answer my question." She ordered directly.

Cristiano put down his hand immediately obediently: "The journey here was smooth, and the trial training probably went smoothly. The coach in Lisbon recommended a hotel to us just now." He returned to Sandy's question in one breath.Regarding the last question, he hesitated in his answer. According to his original intention, he wanted to go to Sandy's house, but his mother told him to obey his godfather after he came to Lisbon.

This silly boy is hopeless!Sosa lamented in his heart, how did he find out that his godson actually has the attribute of being henpecked?Could this be Disney's heritage?

He cleared his throat and said, "Sandy, right? I'm Sosa, Chris' godfather. Chris's trial was very successful, but the club will arrange another trial tomorrow, so we will stay overnight in Lisbon today. The coach of Sporting Lisbon recommended a hotel to us, but I think Chris seems to want to get together with you alone." Although Sosa lamented that his godson will probably spend his whole life under the control of women in the future, he still offered an assist .

Sure enough, as soon as his words came out, Cristiano looked at Sandy and him with bright eyes.Sosa's hand itched for a long time, and finally he raised his hand and patted the back of his head for a while, this brat!

As soon as Sandy heard Sosa's words, she took the initiative to invite Sosa to live there too. She said that it would be fine for two people to live in her big house.

"I also happened to go to see my old friends in Lisbon. By the way, I am not involved in your children's affairs." Sosa winked at Cristiano, and Cristiano looked at him inexplicably.

Seeing Cristiano's ignorance, Sosa couldn't help sighing, he's still a child!

Although Sandy repeatedly invited Sosa to go to her house together, but in order to create opportunities for the two children to get along with each other, Sosa still refused, and left in a chic way in front of the two children.

Sandy carefully recorded the hotel where Sosa stayed and the time they agreed to meet tomorrow. At the same time, she also told Sosa her phone number. In short, it will not delay Cristiano's trial training tomorrow.

Now that Sosa is gone, there are only two of them left here.

Sandy smiled at Cristiano: "Let's go, I'll take you to my house."

"Okay." Cristiano grinned brightly and a little silly.

The two children walked away briskly, away from the Sporting Lisbon Club, and walked opposite a certain gentleman who was heading towards the Lisbon Club.However, neither of them noticed each other at the time. Sandy was thinking about how to take care of Cristiano's eating problems at her house tonight, and Cristiano was thinking about having a good talk with Sandy at night, and that Mr. Wei is thinking about how to attract more players to his newly established economic company.Although none of them are aware of it now, the wheel of fate has already started to turn, leading them to their predetermined destiny.

Sandy took Cristiano directly onto the bus, and after a turn, she took Cristiano off and led him all the way.

Cristiano noticed that they came to a street. Many people on this street had yellow skin, black hair, and black eyes like Sandy’s grandfather and uncle. The shops on both sides of the street were also very distinctive. There are many weird things that Cristiano has never seen before, and there are always bursts of weird smells in the air, either sweet, salty, or even cigarette-like.

Everyone on this street seems to know Sandy, and many people greet Sandy warmly and in strange languages, but there are also a small number of people who are afraid when they see Sandy, and seem to be afraid of her.Sandy, on the other hand, responded seriously to everyone who greeted her, and seemed to coldly glance at those who cowered and avoided her.

Originally, Cristiano thought this was Sandy's neighbor, and her house should be nearby.As a result, Sandy took him all the way through the entire street, and then walked a certain distance, into a community, and then they stood in front of a single-family villa.

"I thought your house was on the street just now." Cristiano expressed his doubts bluntly.

Sandy smiled: "Our family was there at first, but now there is only a martial arts gym there, and our family has moved here." She said the meaning of martial arts hall in Chinese and Portuguese.

Did Cristiano understand? He really couldn't understand why Sandy and his family used to live where they worked?It's like he can't imagine living in a football stadium in the future.Could it be that Sandy's family had a hard life before?Cristiano thought so, and then looked at Sandy with sympathetic eyes.

Although she didn't know what was going on in Cristiano's head, based on what she knew about this guy, Sandy was sure that what this guy was thinking was wrong.But she didn't intend to explain, but invited Cristiano into the house.Anyway, she has completely given up research on Cristiano's brain structure, and it probably contains footballs.

Cristiano walked in behind Sandy, as if he was going to Sandy's home in Funchal for the first time, like a vigilant and curious cat, gently every step of the way.

Sandy's home in Lisbon is very similar to Funchal's home, and there are many elements of the ancient oriental country that Sandy said, but it may be because of the different degrees of modernization in Lisbon and Funchal. There are some very modern and very modern places here. Portuguese elements.The two civilizations of the East and the West collided and blended harmoniously.

"Sandy, are you back?" Cristiano was carefully looking at the various furnishings when he heard a woman's voice coming from the house, speaking in Portuguese that he could understand.

With the voice came out a woman, a very young woman in Cristiano's eyes.

Sandy walked over affectionately and started talking to the lady. "Auntie this is Chris, Cristiano Ronaldo dos Santos Aveiro, my best friend."

When Cristiano heard the conversation between Sandy and the lady, he immediately stuck out his tongue secretly. He almost thought it was Sandy's mother, and he was so nervous that he almost called his mother too.Fortunately, he accidentally bit his tongue when he opened his mouth, otherwise it would be embarrassing.

Sandy's aunt had long heard her husband and niece mention the little boy on Madeira Island. Sandy's eyes lit up when he mentioned Cristiano, and her husband also had a good impression of that boy.Sandy's aunt still remembers when Sandy first came to this house from her grandfather. Every movement of the little girl seemed to have been carefully practiced. She was beautiful, but she looked very sad. .When no one talks to her, she can stay in one place for a day without talking.This is also the reason why Sandy's aunt strongly advocated bringing Sandy along when Sandy's grandfather retired and was preparing to go to Madeira for recuperation. Sure enough, Sandy had more contact with nature there, and also met people like Cristiano. good friend.Then when she came back from Madeira, she seemed to be a different person compared to before. In short, she looked more like a girl of this age.

Because of Sandy's relationship, Sandy's aunt has a good impression of Cristiano. She gently touched Cristiano's head: "Welcome Chris, can I call you Chris like Sandy? Come on, Come in quickly, I heard that you are coming, Sandy discussed the recipes with me a few days ago, and she made two dishes by herself today, you must try more later." Sandy's aunt said on the side As she spoke, she hugged the little boy affectionately by the shoulders and led him into the house.

Sandy's aunt relieved Cristiano's nervousness very well, but despite this, he still tried to organize his appearance. After all, he ran around on the court and did a lot of exercise before, fearing that his face All dirty.Cristiano took this visit to Sandy's house very seriously, for fear of leaving a bad impression on her family.

Sandy's house in Lisbon, to be precise, is her uncle's house. The interior is very large, at least much larger than Cristiano's house, but the population is not as large as Cristiano's house. He only saw two people indoors, one It was Sandy's uncle he'd seen, and the other was a boy a little older than him.The boy was handsome, much like Sandy's aunt.

"Hi Chris, you've grown taller again." Sandy's uncle was very happy to see Cristiano, and he wanted to drag the little boy up and lift him up like in the past, but was rejected by Cristiano.He was 12 years old, he was a man, and he couldn't play such childish games anymore.Cristiano refused to raise the height with great perseverance, but he secretly made up his mind that he must practice his arm strength diligently. When he has a son, he will also lift his son high all day long.

Probably children will think about their future and what to do if they become parents, and Cristiano is no exception.In his plan, he wanted to have at least one boy and one girl, the boy should be as handsome as him, and the girl should be as beautiful as Sandy. (Huh, why do girls have to look like Sandy?) Then he's going to be a strict but kind daddy who plays with the kids every day and teaches them to do their homework and beats them up if they don't take it seriously butt!

Cristiano greeted Sandy's uncle. In fact, he still had some resentment towards Sandy's uncle. If he didn't pick up Sandy, Sandy would stay with him for two more years.

When it was the boy's turn, before Sandy introduced him, the boy took the initiative to speak: "Hi Chris, I'm your fan Sang Li, well, you can call me Alex, I'm your fan .By the way, are you only going to Sporting Lisbon for trial training? Do you want to come to Benfica?" The boy said a lot in one breath, making Cristiano a little confused.

Sandy gave the boy a gentle touch, pushing him aside.

"Leave him alone, he's my cousin, well, the guy I wrote you about, the guy who's going to be your fan forever. He's already promised me that no matter which team you're on, he'll be yours Fans, fans forever."

Cristiano blinked, he knew every letter from Sandy by heart, and one of Sandy's letters mentioned this matter.Regarding the fact that he has an extra fan, Cristiano accepted it calmly. He is very confident in himself and he will definitely succeed, so it is normal to have a fan. "I am very honored, and I may become a player of Sporting Lisbon, you need to buy a Sporting Lisbon jersey in the future." He remembered that Sandy said that her cousin was a Benfica fan, so this matter is really important. interesting.Cristiano is also a teenager at heart, and he is a bully who sings with Sandy.

Sang Li was crying. He is a Benfica fan, but because he offended his little cousin, he was jointly bullied by his elder brother and cousin.Originally, he thought he could persuade this little curly to go to Benfica, but it seemed that there was really no hope.Woohoo, he doesn't want to betray Benfica...

Glancing at his cousin's embarrassment, Sandy took Cristiano to wash his hands.

"Sandy, shall we bully him like this?" Cristiano asked worriedly after washing his hands.

"Don't worry, my eldest cousin will fix him. Well, my eldest cousin is traveling with friends, and I will introduce you next time." Sandy has indeed become more lively and has learned to bully the vulnerable groups in the family.

Cristiano nodded, expressing his understanding. The food chain exists in every family. In their family, his mother Dolores is at the top of the food chain.

When Cristiano was dragged to sit at the dinner table by Sandy, he couldn't help being stunned.A whole piece of meat in a big bowl, a whole fish on a plate, and a whole chicken, smells good, but looks scary.Fortunately, apart from these dishes that he didn't understand, there were also several Portuguese dishes on the table, so that he wouldn't be confused about what to eat.

Sandy probably saw his embarrassment, so he introduced these dishes to him: "This is stewed chicken with mushrooms, this is Dongpo elbow, this is sweet and sour fish, this is..." Some of these dishes are Sandy I mentioned it to Cristiano when I was in Funchal, but neither she nor her grandfather knew how to cook at that time, so they couldn't cook for Cristiano at all.Now in Lisbon, Sandy's aunt is very nice, so Sandy discussed with her early on what to cook today.

Cristiano listened blankly to Sandy's introduction, and by the way compared the dishes with what she had said before, and then slowly swallowed his saliva.I want to eat it!

Sandy's aunt couldn't help laughing when she saw Cristiano's appearance: "Actually, Sandy also cooks, here, she made this braised pork dish, and she also made this vegetable stir-fry dish."

Cristiano looked at the two dishes quickly, with longing in his eyes.

Sandy's face turned red all of a sudden: "My craftsmanship is not good enough, and my cooking is not good enough." Compared with her aunt, her craftsmanship is far worse. She didn't plan to serve the dishes at first, but her aunt It was brought up hard.What a shame!

However, when it was time to eat, Cristiano was very face-saving, staring at the two dishes made by Sandy and devouring them, so that Sandy had no choice but to keep adding food to him.In short, in the end, Cristiano's stomach was so full that he was almost spread out on the chair.

He was a little embarrassed, but everyone was not surprised, this kind of thing happened often in the past, and all foreign friends who had eaten at their home would be full of praise for their food.

After the meal, Sandy frowned when he saw how full Cristiano was, and went to get him some digestion tea, forced him to drink it, and then led him out for a walk.

Looking at the backs of a pair of children going out together, Sandy's aunt said to her husband after she had just cleaned up the dishes: "This child looks good and treats Sandy very well. I wonder if they will be able to..."

She didn't finish her sentence, but Sandy's uncle already knew what she was going to say, he frowned: "Now Sandy is only 14 years old, it's too early to say this." Sandy is the only girl in their generation , future marriages must be cautious.

After hearing her husband's words, Sandy's aunt curled her lips, wondering who had come to climb the courtyard wall of her house at the age of 14.But she still won't expose her husband's jealous father-in-law. Although she also thinks that the Portuguese boy looks good with Sandy, she also hopes that Sandy can stay for a few more years.

Cristiano, who had no idea that he had become the candidate for the son-in-law in the eyes of Aunt Sandy, was very happy to reunite with his little friend. Although he was assigned a separate guest room, he still pestered Sandy to chat until late at night. Sandy, who was worried about affecting the trial training the next day, was sent back to his room to sleep.

Fortunately, on the second day, Cristiano appeared on the training ground of Sporting Lisbon in good spirits. Today, apart from the two youth coaches from yesterday, the chairman of Sporting Lisbon, the director of the youth training camp and many other youth coaches They are all there, and there are still many players from the youth academy around the training ground.Yesterday, Cristiano's trial training was very brilliant, and then it was widely spread. Almost all the children in the youth training camp knew that there was such a genius who came to the trial training, so everyone who could come to the club during the holidays came to see it for themselves See how genius this so-called genius can be.

Although there were many onlookers, Cristiano was very calm. It should be said that he is a very reliable person as long as he appears on the court.At this moment, he only had football in his eyes, and he didn't pay attention to everything around him.

After moving his body, he signaled to the coach who presided over the trial training, so his second trial training began.

"God, he's a genius!" said the academy director to their chairman. "Sign him, don't let him go! Better give him our jersey now and make him ours." !"

And the scouting director who has been advocating to get Cristiano also said to the chairman: "We should sign him, he will definitely become a star like Figo."

Everyone turned their eyes to the chairman of Sporting Lisbon, waiting for him to make the final decision, and there was longing in many people's eyes.

The much-anticipated Mr. Chairman finally spoke slowly: "There is also Ronaldo in Ajax. He is a Brazilian. He also participated in the World Cup in [-]. He is the top scorer in the Eredivisie this year and has attracted many big clubs. Attention. I think, we may also have a Ronaldo, in the case that we already have a new Figo, maybe we can create a twin star era belonging to Sporting Lisbon."

Obviously, the results of Cristiano's trial training have come out.

The author has something to say: Luo Erdeng went to his little friend's house in Lisbon. I don't know if this is considered a visit from the little son-in-law.

After the trial, he will be able to stay in Lisbon.Ronaldo is emerging this year, becoming the top scorer in the Eredivisie, and the myth of Ronaldo has just begun.

A certain manager showed up first, and I can finally give him a role. He is useless in the first two articles, and I probably want to join Jinjiang's army that drove Mendez crazy.Although Luo Er doesn't disturb the basics here, it is troublesome enough.

Send today's Mid-Autumn Festival episode, and tomorrow there will be the last part, let them try their skills, such as playing football and playing fat balls.

——— Mid-Autumn Festival———

"Hi Cristiano, nice to meet you." Brother Sharp greeted Cristiano warmly.

The audience applauded enthusiastically to express their welcome to Cristiano. Since the incident between Cristiano and Sandy was exposed, he has become more popular in China than before.Although Sandy is only of mixed blood, he is still considered a family, so Cristiano has another nickname in China, the foreign boy.

Now that this foreign uncle came to be a guest on Huaxia's show, everyone felt that they should welcome him with an excellent mental outlook.

Apparently, this foreign guy, Cristiano, also knows how to do as the Romans do. At least when he greeted the Fat Ball Team who played before, he enthusiastically said a Happy Mid-Autumn Festival to everyone.

"Cristiano, you should know when the Mid-Autumn Festival is, right?" Brother Sharp asked.

Cristiano nodded repeatedly. Since he was with Sandy, he has studied all the festivals in China. He will definitely not be able to do such things as eating rice dumplings on the Lantern Festival, wishing everyone a happy holiday on the Qingming Festival, and eating mooncakes on the Dragon Boat Festival. "All I know is the days when the whole family gets together, watching the moon and eating moon cakes."

"It's true that the Mid-Autumn Festival must be reunion, but today you can't reunite with your wife and son. Do you have anything to say to them?" Sister Mala also asked.

what you want to say?I don't want to talk to them at all!I just want to fly back to them right away!

Cristiano complained in his heart, but he still had a bright smile on his face. Huaxia is his wife's natal family. He can't lose face for his wife, otherwise he will be miserable when he goes back, and he will definitely be beaten!

"I want to say to my wife - honey, I love you, in my heart you are more beautiful than the legendary beauty on the moon." A second before, Cristiano said affectionately to the camera , The expression changed in the next second: "And I want to say to Mini - don't you pester your mother, although your name is Chris, but you have been talking sweetly all day long that you will marry the woman who will marry back as the new year when you grow up It's my wife, your mother! Boy, you were already behind when you were born, so don't even think about marrying her in your life!"

Cristiano's performance as if changing his face immediately made the hosts, guests and the audience laugh and laugh. They could already imagine how the King of Real Madrid usually competes with his son in front of his wife at home.

Brother Sharp managed to stop his smile: "Alright, Cristiano, have you ever eaten mooncakes before?"

Cristiano nodded immediately: "Yes, I have."

"Then next, I would like to recommend a very classic mooncake to you. Every ingredient in it is very popular with people, and then we will combine these ingredients together to make a mooncake."

Some audiences in the audience covered their mouths to prevent themselves from laughing. They already heard what kind of mooncakes Xili was talking about. This is very national. Obviously every ingredient is good. The five-nut mooncakes are deterring everyone.It is obvious that Brother Xili intends to deceive the crooked nut who seems to know nothing.

Unexpectedly, Cristiano suddenly clicked it out: "Oh, I don't want to eat five-nut mooncakes!" He covered his head in pain.

Sister Mala immediately asked curiously: "Cristiano, do you know about five-nut mooncakes? Have you ever eaten them?"

Cristiano had a painful expression: "Yes, I have. My wife buys mooncakes every Mid-Autumn Festival or makes mooncakes by herself, and then she and Mini will eat up all the delicious stuffed mooncakes, only for I’ll keep the five-nut mooncake.” Cristiano’s face was filled with unbearable memories, the first time he ate the five-nut mooncake, he thought it was sweet and delicious, but he couldn’t resist eating it every year.He really wants to eat egg yolk and lotus paste stuffing, and he also wants to eat ham!

Everyone on and off the stage laughed again. It turned out that this big star has such no status at home. I wonder if his status is higher than his dog?

"Okay, since you have so much resentment towards the five-nut mooncake, Cristiano, we won't let you eat the five-nut mooncake today, but you have to be self-reliant. We have prepared a lot of fillings, and you still have Our fat ball Tiantuan can choose the fillings independently, and then make them by themselves.” Originally, there was a plot to let Cristiano eat five-nut mooncakes, but since what this person just said is much better than letting him eat mooncakes on the spot up.

Just as Cristiano nodded in agreement, Liu Yueban from Fat Ball Tiantuan over there quit: "I don't know how to make moon cakes, the most I can do is cook instant noodles." It looks like he won't come.

The well-behaved milk dragon next to him dismantled his stage: "Our director Liu is the official who knows the least about tennis in the fat team, but he is the one with the best cooking skills."

The Tibetan mastiff student also raised his eyelids: "That's right, it's a bit worse than the old horse. The dishes cooked by the old horse in the last Olympics were delicious."

Liu Yueban, who was demolished by two master disciples, was not annoyed, and even gestured helplessly to the audience, which made the audience burst into laughter again.

Spicy Sister became interested: "Then Lao Ma is the best cook in your fat team, how about the two of you? By the way, who will be in charge of cooking in your fat team in the next Olympic Games?"

The milk dragon looked at the Tibetan mastiff, and the Tibetan mastiff looked at Liu Yueban with a smirk. Then he and the milk dragon pointed at Liu Yueban at the same time. It seems that the fat official will still be a part-time cook for the next Olympics.

Fat Ball Tiantuan enlivened the atmosphere a bit, and the mooncake making session that Brother Xili said just now began.Several people have a cooking table for each person, and under the guidance of the mooncake chef specially invited by the program group, they started to make it seriously.

Brother Sharp and Sister Mala wandered around several tables, and they interviewed from time to time.The camera cleverly captured the scene where the Tibetan mastiff ate the ingredients on the milk dragon's table, and the fat official stuffed the mooncakes into his own mouth while making mooncakes.

Brother Xili stood beside Cristiano curiously: "Cristiano, what kind of stuffed moon cakes do you make?" He looked at the fiery red stuffing in Cristiano's hand with a sense of foreboding.

Cristiano said to the camera solemnly: "This is chili bean paste stuffing. Bean paste is sweet and chili is spicy. It represents my heart. Sweet and hot, I love you!" He waved at the camera.Then he said seriously to Brother Sharp: "I love Huaxia fans very much, so I plan to ask you to be their representative and eat this mooncake instead of them."

"Hahahaha... Did I hear you right?" The audience in the audience laughed. They always thought that Cristiano, who was either domineering or stupid, would play tricks like this, but he was so cute. !

The audience was very helpful, they coaxed Brother Xili to eat this mooncake for a while, which made Brother Xili look at Cristiano with a frowning face, and then at the unconscionable audience.

Seeing Brother Sharp, Cristiano turned his back to the camera and showed a naughty smile that succeeded in a trick.Although Sandy didn't come with him, she would definitely watch this show. If she saw that she was almost cheated into eating five-nut mooncakes, he would definitely be taught by Sandy later.So I'm sorry, in order to keep myself from being beaten when I go back, please sacrifice yourself, Mr. Host, and I will pray for you, Amen!

Of course, Cristiano not only made weird chili bean paste fillings, but also made a few mooncakes with normal fillings, and cut them up and distributed them to the audience.After that, he booed with the audience and the guests of the fat ball team and watched Brother Sharp eat the terrible chili mooncake.

After eating the moon cakes, the next session will start again, and the guests will show their strength.