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Lou Jingxing: The coordinates are XXX, there is an Internet cafe with the address to chat

—Xie Yu: Oh, brother Lou actually has a circle of friends on WeChat?

—Xie Yu: XXX?I remember that Lu Xingyi really opened an Internet cafe in that place, and used to open black cafes all the time.

—Lu Xingyi: Yes, yes, yes!There are Internet cafes!Brother Lou, the chief executive of Lou Jingxing!As long as you tell Yu Yichuan not to think about my sneakers, I will give you this Internet cafe! / burst cry / burst cry / burst cry

Lou Jingxing replied to Lu Xingyi: I don't care?

Lu Xingyi replied to Lou Jingxing: Don't, Brother Lou!Don't bully a young and handsome person like me, what's wrong with thinking about it, always threaten me with my precious wives, let me tell you, Brother Lou

Lou Jingxing replied to Lu Xingyi: Address

Lu Xingyi replied to Lou Jingxing: ...

Aggrieved, Lu Xingyi handed over his address and told the manager of the Internet cafe to greet Lou Jingxing well.

When it was over, he took out his phone again, intending to talk to Lou Jingxing about his wife again, so he wrote a short essay full of emotion and voice, and sent it to him.

However, there is a small red exclamation mark bubble in front of the green dialog bubble.

[The message has been sent, but it was rejected by the other party. 】

Lu Xingyi: "..."

Lu Xingyi: Throw it away after use? ? ? (red!)

Lu Xingyi: Lou Jingxing, do you dare to block me after reading the short composition I wrote for half an hour! (red!)

It is meaningless to send two messages that the other party cannot receive at all.

Full of emotions, there is nowhere to vent, so I can only post pictures on Weibo to see.

[Who moved my shoes: Lou Jingxing's circle of friends, plastic friendship that is thrown away after use [screenshot.jpg][screenshot.jpg]]

A screenshot of Moments, a screenshot of being blocked, key information has been coded.

After Lu Xingyi's Weibo was reposted by Yu Yichuan, he attracted many fans.

[It actually made me squat down to the legendary Mr. Lou...]

[When I go out to eat, drink and have fun, I rely on Meituan to find places, while Lou Jing travels rely on Moments/laugh and cry]

[I don’t understand the world of rich people, Internet cafes in the capital give it away as soon as they say it]

[Ah ah ah!Lou Jingxing is good ah, "I'm rare" means that I would rather indulge Brother Chuan than send the small money at hand. I eat this candy, and the CP girl will never admit defeat! ]

[Hahaha, am I the only one who thinks Xiao Lu is cute? She insisted on sending messages knowing she was blocked]

[Cute +1, if it's me, I'll take this opportunity to scold him for fun]

……

Twenty minutes later, Lu Xingyi climbed onto Weibo again, and he whipped the fan who taught him to scold Lou Jingxing.

Have you tried cursing yourself in the chat window after being blocked?

Lu Xingyi, he tried.

Have you ever felt the fear of suddenly finding that the red exclamation mark in front of the dialog bubble disappears when you are trying to swear?

Lu Xingyi also tried.

—— cool cool:)

In the private room of the Internet cafe, Yu Yichuan took the time to glance at his phone, couldn't help laughing, and felt that Lu Xingyi's style of painting was somewhat familiar.

"Is there something wrong with Lu Xingyi's brain?" Yu Dingxi hung headphones on his chest, and drank soda with his front teeth on the mouth of the aluminum can. Cursing and cursing, being released from the blacklist to catch the current stupid thing."

In short, Lu Xingyi is a fool.

Yu Yichuan stared at his brother for a while, and suddenly realized that Lu Xingyi and Yu Dingxi were not the same.

Yu Dingxi glanced at him, "What are you looking at me for?"

Yu Yichuan smiled, "No, I just feel that I have to be vigilant against you in the future, and one day you will block me and scold me, and then release me from the blacklist."

After this operation, he was scolded by Yu Dingxi without knowing it.

Yu Yichuan realized later, his head seemed to be tapped by someone, he asked casually: "You didn't do this to me, did you?"

"Bang!" The character was shot in the head, and the screen was grayed out.

Yu Dingxi put the earphones on his head and raised his voice: "How is it possible, Yu Yichuan, you think of me so much, am I that kind of person?"

"The words don't convey the meaning, beat around the bush, and have a guilty conscience and loud voice." Yu Yichuan controlled the character with one hand, nodded and said in a leisurely voice: "Well, it seems that this thing has been done a lot."

Yu Dingxi: "..."

Just kidding, Yu Yichuan's tutoring courses in so many countries are not for nothing.

Yu Dingxi immediately asked for help from the sidelines, "Brother Lou, hurry up and take care of him."

Lou Jingxing had a cigarette in his mouth, but he didn't light it. He stared at the computer screen with slightly empty eyes, and his thin lips moved lightly: "Care? Why don't you, I'm afraid of your brother."

The syllables were blocked by the smoke, and the tone of the speech was a little fuzzy, low and deep, and it was pleasant to hear.

"No, Brother Lou, how can you be afraid of Yu Yichuan?"

Yu Dingxi wanted to do ideological work for him, but Lou Jingxing couldn't listen to the persuasion, and said slowly: "I'm afraid he will scold me on WeChat after blocking me."

Yu Yichuan sneered, God teammate.

Yu Dingxi: "..."

What's the matter?What's wrong!

This stalk can't pass, right?

Yu Dingxi didn't want to pay attention to these two playboys, so he started a single-player game to eat chicken. When he came back from death, he took off his earphones to see the battle situation of the people around him.

But when he saw this, he fell silent, "...what are you two doing?"

Yu Yichuan concentrated his attention and took the time to answer him, "I'm driving."

Yu Dingxi was speechless until he laughed, "Are you sick? Who the hell would practice reversing into a garage in a chicken-eating game?"

Lou Jingxing's cigarette butt was twitching, Shi Shiran said: "Be considerate, your brother can only practice Subject [-] like this, wait a minute, you are too stupid."

"Who are you calling stupid fish, who are you calling stupid fish?" Yu Yichuan yelled.

Lou Jingxing commanded: "In the exam, you are under the line, and you are directly unqualified."

Yu Yichuan cut his lips, "Don't talk nonsense, do what you want, and use your driving skills that deducted all your driver's license points to show me a drifting side parking."

"Okay, get out of the car, and I'll teach you how to drive." Lou Jingxing squeezed the cigarette from his mouth, and pressed the keyboard with the hand that held the cigarette, saying that he would park on the side when he said that he would park on the side, without any ambiguity.

The two whispered, as if no one was there.

Yu Dingxi pursed his lips tightly, and only then could he feel superior IQ from Yu Yichuan and Lou Jingxing.

While they were obsessed with practicing the car, two gunshots were heard in the distance, and the computer screen turned gray one after the other.

Yu Yichuan: "..."

Lou Jingxing: "..."

Yu Dingxi: "Hahaha!"

Yu Yichuan and Lou Jingxing turned their heads sideways at the same time, their eyes were cold.

Yu Dingxi's haha ​​stopped suddenly, he closed his mouth as if nothing had happened, and smacked his tongue to build up his emotions:

"Who is so wicked?" What a good shot!

"Are you going to practice driving for someone?" It was these two sand sculptures that collapsed!

"Sneak attack is too bad, isn't it?" It's time for them to pay the venue fee for the second class!

Yu Dingxi is serious and refined.

Although Yu Yichuan and Lou Jingxing were unhappy, they could only admit that they were unlucky.

Restarting a round, the two seriously practiced driving, but they were both collapsed not long after.

Yu Dingxi gritted his teeth: Yu Dingxi!Can't laugh!Can you hold back and hear me?

"Hey! If I don't believe my car, I won't be able to practice and return." Yu Yichuan played several rounds in a row without believing in evil, but the result was that each round was faster than the last.

The phone vibrated, Yu Yichuan was busy using Lou Jingxing as a shield, turned on the speakerphone without looking at it, and let out a hello impatiently.

Lu Xingyi's voice came out, "Lou Jingxing blocked me."

Yu Yichuan coaxed anxiously: "I know about this, what's the problem? If you have something to play, you can leave the court if there is nothing to do."

Lu Xingyi was silent for a while, "You two are playing and eating chicken."

His voice is sure.

Yu Yichuan hummed indifferently, and Lu Xingyi gloated and said, "I've been lying down a lot, right?"

Lu Xingyi said again: "I heard that you two are practicing reversing into the garage?"

After Yu Yichuan looked at Lou Jingxing, he heard him say: "I don't know, your game vests have been exposed, and there is also a live broadcast of you two practicing driving."

The two were silent.

When there was something to do on Weibo, Yu Yichuan found their game vest leaking post on Weibo.

Not only eating chicken, masturbation, card games, and even the vest of Doudizhu.

—It was brutal.

[Brother Chuan Xingge's vest gets!Those two who are not doing their jobs and practicing driving have collapsed, everyone rush! ]

[Martyrdom, martyrdom?Damn, it’s so emotional, please take me with you when you hunt down :)]

[I!I actually ran into Brother Chuan and Brother Xing by chance, these two sand sculptures are really practicing sideways parking, shhh—wait for me to sneak over...]

[Very well, I also took the first blood of Yu Yichuan and Lou Jingxing, and I have taken a screenshot of the corpse as a souvenir, and I can brag to my son and grandson that I am the man who killed Yu Yichuan and Lou Jingxing! ]

[Hahaha, I can say that these two people have never noticed that they have lost their horses. They have died three times. I found that Yu Yichuan and Lou Jingxing are still practicing without knowing it]

[After all, I just passed the first exam, so I have to hurry up and practice the second exam/Laugh and cry]

……

Yu Yichuan: "..."

No wonder the game experience is so bad, all the chicken-eating players on the whole network are "running into" them, it's no wonder that the car doesn't turn over.

Yu Yichuan remembered that he had made an excuse to Zhou Shizhi that he had A'ed all the online games. This slap in the face was like a tornado.

Lou Jingxing buttoned the table, turned his head to look at the phone, "Who is so powerful and took off our vests? I want to recruit him to join Xiang Xu."

What a talent.

Yu Yichuan clicked his tongue and flipped through Weibo, "Is it a name...'I am your grandfather'?"

Lou Jingxing raised his eyebrows slightly, and he squinted his eyes.

If it was just doubts just now, but seeing the phone screen, there is no doubt.

The weibo profile picture that broke the news is a cursive script. At first glance, I can't recognize what it is, but Lou Jingxing is very familiar with this character, it is the word "han".

Yu Yichuan practiced his car well, and was crashed so many times, he became more and more angry, and muttered: "I'm still your grandpa, I'm still your fucking father!"

Lou Jingxing: "..."

Taking advantage of the ignorant is talking about Yu Yichuan.

Confused seniority.

Lou Jingxing pursed his lips, squeezed the cigarette on his fingertips, and said inexplicably, "What are you doing?"

Yu Yichuan lowered his head and was busy, "I'm reporting this 'I'm your grandpa', which seriously violates personal privacy and disturbs my concentration on driving, so I should block his account."