Acting depends on immortality, cultivating immortality depends on popularity

A not-so-small pastoral dog, facing a little Douding who is not much taller than it, and a rabbit that is only enough for it to eat, shivered in the room, and honestly gave up his old self- — No way, it’s not that the dog is not powerful, but the enemy is too scary.Facing those two guys who made the dog monster feel terrifying, it had a faint thought in its heart: If it doesn't tell the truth today, maybe it will be stewed into a dog meat hot pot by these two people for a teeth festival in the future!

After hearing the dog's voluntary confession, what surprised Cheng Xuan and Yu Li was: "You can change anything you eat?!"

The dog drooped its ears and sat obediently on the ground. Hearing the words, he nodded quickly, and then shook his head: "Eatable things can't be changed, and things that are too small can't be changed. Other tools made by humans are almost fine. .”

"Such as trash cans? By the way, why do you eat trash cans?" Cheng Xuan seemed to have stabbed the dog demon when he opened his mouth. After Cheng Xuan asked the question, the dog demon curled up on the ground again. , The two eyes looked at the two people on the bed with aggrieved eyes.

"Just now, when I was in that alley, I was looking for prey. When I saw that person, I jumped off the wall. As a result, he drank too much and fell to the ground. I took a bite of the trash can next to him. swallowed it..."

"So you turned into a trash can yourself? Then why didn't you return to your original shape when you chased that person later?" Turned into a trash can to eat people?Or keep the shape of a big dog chasing and biting people?It seems that the former is much more horrifying and terrifying, okay?And it's too unscientific!Even if they are monks or dog monsters, they don't need to talk about science.

The dog monster's expression became even more aggrieved: "After I become something else, I can't change it back within an hour..." Because of this cheating attribute, it has practiced for so many years, and it didn't get it. Have a good bite!I always eat some inexplicable things when I want to hunt wild food, and then after transforming, the prey all run away, and then there is no more...

The so-called one hour is two hours. Cheng Xuan thinks about the situation just now, it seems that if he hadn't shot and forced the trash can out of its original shape, this dog monster might still look like a trash can now.

Yu Li swung the tail behind him, and suddenly said, "Can you transform into a human? Let's see."

The dog monster's expression became even more aggrieved, he squatted on the spot and twisted a few times, then there was a bang sound, and after a puff of smoke, a humanoid object lay down in front of the two of them.

Cheng Xuan Yu Li: ... What the hell? ?

"You, you are considered human??? Which country? Is Sakura made in China?!"

The humanoid object lying on the ground and half leaking air made an indistinct male voice: "This, this is the most human-like thing I have ever eaten..."

The corners of Yu Li's mouth twitched. He originally thought that since this demon dog could be cultivated into what he is now and possesses such strange attributes, he should have eaten people anyway, or he could temporarily transform into a human after he cultivated, right?As a result, what is the situation now? "So the most human-like thing you've ever eaten is a blow-up doll?"

The human object was still lying on the ground, looking like it was leaking, and the grievance in its voice became even worse after hearing Yu Li's words: "So I really haven't eaten people..."

"...Why did you eat such a thing in the first place?" Cheng Xuan suppressed his stomachache from laughing, and couldn't help pointing to the big lump on the ground.

Dog demon: "...I thought this thing was a person."

The dog monster who had a hard hunting career, thought that he had finally changed his luck at that time, that he could finally eat meat and taste what it was like to be a human being?Even if that lump lying near the trash can is a hapless woman who died a long time ago and who didn't know what happened to her before she was alive, that's fine!

It is much easier to sneak into human society with a human appearance and hunt other humans than to turn into a strange thing or maintain the appearance of a big dirty dog!

As a result, it didn't expect that something was wrong when it swallowed the thing. After it swallowed the thing and deformed it, it was shocked to find that it had turned into an inflatable doll with no mobility at all!And it's a leak! !If you want to integrate into human society with this appearance, you will definitely blow up immediately, okay? !

At this moment, Yu Li suddenly opened his mouth to change the subject: "Can it be turned into a car?"

Both Cheng Xuan and the dog demon were stunned for a moment, and then the half-suffocated inflatable doll on the ground nodded repeatedly. Yu Li raised his paw and threw a talisman on the dog demon. After another bang, the dog demon It changed back to its original shape again, and then it used spells again... The white smoke cleared——what appeared in front of Rebirth and Yu Li was a bicycle...

It's true, the three of them are still in the hotel room. If this guy can really turn into a car, the room won't be able to hold it.

Cheng Xuan couldn't help it, covered his mouth with his hands and started laughing, Yu Li raised his forehead and said, "You can only become something you've eaten, and you can't even look like something you haven't eaten?"

The bicycle twisted the front wheel: "No, no."

"If you were given a car, would you be able to eat it and turn it into a car? Could it be a bigger one?"

The dog demon continued to nod frantically: "Yes, yes! My mouth can open so wide! I ate a telegraph pole before, and now it can become so long!" The front wheel of the bicycle and the handlebars were frantically pointing to the ground Click to see how you feel about the shape.

It seems that if the room is not too small and the ceiling height is too low, this guy has the intention of turning into a telephone pole on the spot.

Yu Li waved his claws: "That's not necessary for the time being." After finishing speaking, he turned and looked at Cheng Xuan beside him: "We'll talk about this guy's affairs after we go back in a few days."

Cheng Xuan rubbed his stomach sore from laughing, and wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes: "You, you mean, you want this guy to be your car?"

Yu Li nodded again: "Although the practice is a little low, it is still somewhat useful. And it is safer to use it than to let a puppet drive." Indeed, the dog monster itself is a living thing after all, and it is dangerous Or in special circumstances, it will definitely be much easier to react than the puppet indirectly controlled by Chengxuan and Yu Li, especially this guy can be directly turned into a car, and its own defense and flexibility are naturally stronger than ordinary vehicles. Combined with the skills of the two, it will definitely be more reliable and safer than ordinary vehicles when going out, and the speed can also be improved a lot.

Hearing the conversation between the two amazing guys above, the dog demon's not-so-flexible brain finally understood - this is the rhythm of being subdued and officially becoming a younger brother!Think about it in the past, in ancient times, how many big demons ended up as the right-hand assistants of immortals to guard their homes?Don't even those dragons, unicorns, etc. have to be used as cars for the powerful to guard the home?It's not ashamed to be included as a younger brother now!

Although these two guys in front of them are certainly not as powerful as those gods in ancient times, but don't look at what happened in ancient times?Now what is the situation!In a world where spiritual energy is so scarce, these two guys are already very powerful, okay?Being a younger brother to them can provide food, drink and housing, no better than when I was hungry and full, and turned into a trash can from time to time or something?

So the dog's tail turned into a propeller, and the dirt dog immediately showed a flattering smile, sticking out its tongue and halahaha non-stop.

After discovering this, Yu Li and Cheng Xuan murmured silently in their hearts: Is it really reliable to accept such a guy?This guy doesn't look as honest and peaceful as those potted flowers and grass...

But forget it, even demons and ghosts are extremely rare in this day and age, and it is better to catch a guy with some intelligence and understand human language than to have no younger brother at all.

Cheng Xuan and Yu Li stayed in Xiang City for another three or four days, and then took the plane Shi Shiran back to Tiange City to prepare for work, study and life.

Before this, Yu Li had already supervised the post-editing of this program according to the normal process. When the program was broadcast on the weekend, Director Lu and Zhou Yuan, who participated in the interview with Cheng Xuan at the beginning, were very surprised to find that—— This show is not a monster? ?

The two who have been in the entertainment circle for so many years are naturally veterans. After discovering that the talk show was going wrong that day, they had already talked about it with their team when they came back, and made various precautionary plans.If the other party really wants to make big news, they can also respond and react in time to minimize the impact of the incident, or to supercharge the popularity by the way.

However, seeing that the other party is actually broadcasting a very serious talk show, it makes the two teams feel like they don't know where to use their strength.

But nothing is better than the other party deliberately making big news, so although the two murmured in their hearts, they put the matter aside.

On the other hand, Cheng Xuan and Yu Li expressed their satisfaction after walking around a commercial vehicle in an open space in their garden.

After the dog demon swallowed the business car that Yu Li had bought before, he was able to turn into that car, which was exactly the same as the real car in terms of appearance and details.Especially because this car is transformed from a dog demon, it can even run on the ground with four wheels instead of turning like an Autobot. This car can even stand on the ground with two rear wheels in a very weird way Portisco...

And the dog demon was so excited that he burst into tears when he was brought back to Tiange City by the two of them and entered this spiritual spring space - such a rich spiritual energy is simply a holy place for practice!This is a paradise that it has never encountered in the process of cultivation in the early years!

Even if it needs to go out every day to serve as Chengxuan's car and coachman, and can only come back every night or go home regularly to absorb spiritual energy and practice, it is still better than before in the world where spiritual energy is scarce, playing the role of a trash can and eating people pitifully. ?

Therefore, fans who have been following Chengxuan Hongbo and the official Hongbo of Chengxuan Studio were surprised and amazed to find that there was a new registered user in the studio—I am a dog.

Seeing this new Hongbo account, a group of fans couldn't stop laughing, and said: It seems that this series of titles is really going to become the standard name of Chengxuan Studio.

Some netizens who joined in the fun registered a trumpet one after another, named it "I am a XXX", and ran in to join in the fun.

In this regard, both Chengxuan and Yuli can only express: as long as you are happy.