[Comprehensive British and American] Is the earth destroyed today?

"...W University has been out of contact for more than 24 hours, don't we really need to go back and have a look?" Elsa in business attire turned her head to look at someone who had forcibly dented the shape of a king on the beanbag sofa. asked the alien prince.

"Don't worry~ If his life is really in danger, my magic can't be unresponsive. And...what makes you think that a scourge like him is so easy to gg?" Loki locked his phone screen carelessly, Then leaning back, a pair of long legs rested on the tea table in front of him.I have to say that the office conditions of Gotham's mayor's office are really... quite good.It can be seen that although the city is full of crimes, it is not short of money.

But if you think about it carefully, it won’t be surprising. After all, although poverty can lead to crime, wealth can even breed greed and desire, and the richer the place, the more obvious the gap between the rich and the poor. The obvious gap is a breeding ground for evil.

Loki is not a kind person. He chose Gotham city, so it is impossible for him to have the ridiculous idea of ​​the Holy Father who wanted to save Gotham. Even in his eyes, the city of Gotham is hopeless, yes Loki will follow Elsa's repeated requests. Of course, he has to admit that the reasons listed by Elsa have moved him - Gotham's depravity has no bottom line, so no matter what he does Any performance is compelling enough.The sharp contrast always attracts people's attention. He has no foundation in the political world. Even if he has strong contacts and illusions, if he does not have the necessary political achievements, his rule will inevitably be criticized.

In fact, according to Loki's idea, those discordant voices can be completely eliminated by force, but Elsa's words dispelled his impulse-do you want everyone to say that you stole your brother's throne, or Do you want everyone to persuade your brother to give you the throne?Is this an alternative question?Obviously not!The answer is obvious, it must be the second!What could be happier for him than to let his own brother experience the kind of betrayal he once felt?

Therefore, under the influence of various factors, Loki became the mayor of Gotham.However, Elsa also found that it is no wonder that there are always villains who die because of talking too much, because they always like to relax their vigilance and show off their achievements after gaining a certain advantage-this His Royal Highness Prince from Asgard is obviously the same One of them—he even stretched out his long arm to grab a glass of red wine, raised his glass gracefully, and smiled at Elsa: "Don't worry about him, let's celebrate. Mayor of Gotham~ wait Our plan is complete, and you should call me Mr. President."

"Oh, is it?" Elsa sneered, and the next second, the scepter that was originally placed by Loki's feet disappeared instantly, and then appeared again. It was suspended in mid-air, and its sharp front pointed straight at Loki. The little princess, who was standing with her arms around her chest, raised her head slightly, squinted at him coldly, and said with a sneer, "Are you sober? Mayor Rocky!"

Elsa pronounced Loki's official position very clearly, and Loki blushed instantly. Don't think he didn't realize that this guy was mocking him as a mayor!But thinking about Elsa's princess status—and his own fake prince status, Loki couldn't help but feel discouraged all at once. Talent, Elsa is almost a crushing victory for him-Loki sometimes even doubts whether he is an Asgardian or the princess is an Asgardian.

Mutated abilities that are infinitely close to the rules, endless political means, and diplomatic skills with ease. If it is not obvious that Elsa has just grown up, Loki would almost doubt whether she is some old fritters who have been in the officialdom for decades. up. "...Of course, I'm very sober!" Loki didn't dare to be presumptuous anymore, and immediately put away his long legs, put down the wine glass in his hand, put his hands on his knees, and his face was full of cuteness in capital letters—after all, When Lian Wei was too busy to take care of him, he could become the mayor of Gotham, and Elsa's role in it was absolutely irreplaceable.

Although they all knew that Elsa helped him only because they had the same political views-Elsa just wanted to use his promotion of the Mutant Act to test the public's attitude, so that she could make a smaller contribution after returning home. cost and a more reasonable way to push the Mutant Act.

"Very well, then let's deal with the business." Facing Loki's handsome and well-behaved face, Elsa said indifferently—well, although she is often out of tune in her life, when it comes to business, since she was a child Her Royal Highness Princess Elsa, who grew up in the royal family and watched the methods of a certain British government, was not something a loose prince like Loki could handle.

Looking at Elsa's serious face, Loki also immediately entered the state: "How is the situation over there in Arkham?"

"Penguin has left Arkham and started to reorganize his own forces according to the conditions we negotiated before. The situation in Arkham has not exceeded our expectations - most of the villains have expressed their ruling policy towards you movement. But..."

"But what?" Loki couldn't help raising his eyebrows. This is not a good word, and what he hates to hear most now is this kind of twist.He felt that the opinions he had put forward were mutually beneficial enough, did they want to go further?That's not okay!He's not here for charity!

"But the clown's reaction was very intense." Although Elsa couldn't say it in her mouth, her facial expression did not show any dissatisfaction or annoyance, obviously for this famous Arkham frequenter in Gotham Elsa was also mentally prepared for her reaction.

Loki's face was a bit gloomy at first, but he quickly turned for the better when he heard Elsa say the name, he curled his lips without a trace, looked at Elsa sadly and complained: "Woman, it's very annoying to tease me!" Is it interesting?"

":) Yes." Elsa replied without thinking, and Loki almost choked, but——Loki took two deep breaths, calmed down his emotions, and at the same time said silently in his heart, don't be angry Angry, angry is not worth it, anyway, you can't beat it.

Well, it can be said that it is very timely.If it is said that Loki still feels resentment when he is often suppressed because his force value is lower than Thor’s, then facing a delicate and beautiful girl like Elsa, Loki can’t express his anger, after all—even Even a girl can't beat him, where does he have such an angry face?

Although Lianwei, Sarah and Elsa hated Lianwei, Sarah, and Elsa for the bad habits of Loki's battle mage, Elsa was quite optimistic about some of his self-confident insistence and encouraged him to continue to persist.After all, at least if this goes on like this, he won't be lonely like Sol - if he can't grab it, he can still let his son grab it~ Anyway, Sol's dog temper obviously doesn't seem to be able to marry a wife.I have to say that some of Elsa's poisonous chicken soup sounded so reasonable to Loki!

In order to avoid getting mad at himself or being fooled again, Loki decisively changed the subject—"What about more specific? How many people do you think we can win over?"

"...The vast majority." Elsa frowned and thought for a moment before replying, "But we may only be able to win about half of the villains who often fight Batman."

Loki was obviously not satisfied with this answer: "Why is this happening? You should know that those super villains are the main strength of Arkham!"

"So what if they are the main force in Arkham? They can't be used by you!" Elsa replied unceremoniously.But after the rant, Elsa patiently explained: "Arkham's video signals have all been transferred to Sarah, and we especially asked for help from a friend whose ability is the voice of nature—now Ah Cam is replaying a [-]-episode series based on Gotham. Judging from the current response-Two-Face, Catwoman and others are very interested in our cooperation project with Penguin."

Elsa let Loki recall the other party's information after a slight pause, and then continued: "Secondly, the Riddler and the Scarecrow reacted strongly to the video of the end of Gotham we released. Although they are not interested in our plan, they probably won't." Interfering with our actions. Afterwards... Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy were very interested in our plan to build Arkham and build Gotham as a tourist city. Sarah even caught a very interesting suggestion and is already sorting out the plan, you If you are interested, you can refer to it."

Elsa hesitated for a while and added: "I think their ideas are very interesting, you can try to instigate them to be your assistants - after all, I will return to England soon, and you need two people who can help you with affairs secretary."

Loki nodded, indicating that he would consider it.

Elsa continued: "Then there is the problem of the clown. In fact, although many super villains have shown resistance, only the clown reacted extremely strongly-he is now clamoring to escape from prison and blow up Gotham City Hall. If If you don't want to play the game of dying before you get started, I suggest you deal with his problem first."

Rocky also had a headache about this: "So where should I start?"

"You should ask yourself this, I'm just a secretary." Elsa rolled her eyes and said indifferently.

"Hey! Guys, I actually think so... the Joker guy is an extreme Gothamist, Batist. Since I started showing the video, he has chanted 132 times that an alien should not run Gotham, Well, actually, I think it’s not bad to let him shout like this if you don’t consider the hidden danger of jailbreak. Originally, more than half of the people were not interested in my video, but after this period of time, under the dual influence of him and Yinyin, now the most Only one-third of the people are slightly dissatisfied - after all, they want to kill the noisy guy, the clown, rather than kill the third princess and take back Gotham." Sarah, who has been connected with them, said in the computer.

Elsa couldn't help raising her eyebrows, and asked, "Yinyin is still singing?" Yinyin is their netizen, and also a girl with mutant abilities. She has always been their spokesperson as the one who is least afraid of being exposed, and Sarah creates the video, and Yinyin voices it with her voice, which is not only transformative but also brainwashing.It's just that they used to make some fan videos out of interest, but this time they are using the fictional "future" to collectively brainwash the villains of Arkham.

"How can it be! It's already stopped, I'm playing the recording now." Sarah replied.Although the brainwashing effect of Yinyin's voice is only the strongest in the live version, it is already separated by a network cable, so there is actually not that big difference between recording and broadcasting and live dubbing.What's more--the effect is not enough, let's make up the number of times~ Anyway, they have already controlled Arkham now, so they are not in a hurry for a day or two~

"Well, you did a good job." Elsa praised without hesitation, and then asked: "What about Batman? They came back yesterday, right? Is there still no movement?"

"No." Sarah replied bluntly, but then she smiled wryly: "Actually, even if there is, I don't know. My ability is only to make up a video. Computer programs are completely useless. Even if he hacks I don’t know about my computer either~ But judging from the surveillance I can see now—they haven’t found their whereabouts.”

"Tsk, okay." Elsa clicked her tongue in dissatisfaction, then turned to Loki and urged: "Okay, the fire is almost ready, don't be salty, get up and go to Arkham, and get what we can get first." Those and then fool the clown away—didn’t you say that you have a way to deal with the clown? Hurry up! After I’m done, I can go to W University to say goodbye. I still want to go to Spain for two days. If you don’t hurry up, you will Go straight back to school and report."

Loki couldn't help but rolled his eyes, hell she still wanted to report!If you only look at the things she has done during this time, who would believe that she is still a student who needs to report back to school? !

"Don't worry, isn't it the clown? I promise to fool him away - isn't he trying to attract Batman's attention? There are so many competitors in Gotham, why not go out and show off - only the most outstanding one is Batman Isn't he the prettiest cub in his eyes? It would be nice if he died outside, if he didn't die - when he finds out he'll find Gotham has more executions :) It won't be Arkham Sanitarium that greets him, but It's the bullet from the wooden warehouse~" Loki replied with a smile.

Elsa couldn't help but frown: "Are you sure you can pass the death penalty legislation through Gotham's review?"

Loki raised his eyebrows confidently: "Of course! Magic is omnipotent~" In his own field, Loki is quite confident.

Elsa: "...It's up to you, just don't slap your face." Gang Zhen, these two god brothers are self-slapping monsters, and she really can't believe their reputation!

However, the facts have proved that Rocky's luck is at least not up to the point where Lian Wei's flag is bound to fall.When Elsa and Loki counted Arkham's villains one by one, interviewed them one by one, and limped them from left to right, the entire Arkham lost more than half of its staff in an instant—of course not Saying that everything is released, there are always some ignorant guys who see that Loki and Elsa are only two people, and they both look so weak, so they want to violently hurt others.

(Rocky, Elsa: It's my fault for being so delicate? Do you really think everyone weighs [-] pounds like Batman and Ertu?!)

And the result of violence and hurting people is very obvious-even if Loki is weak in front of Sol, he is the god of Asgard, and although Elsa's body is only at the level of an ordinary girl, she is helpless. An Omega-level mutant can make you knock yourself out on a wall without even moving a finger!

[Whispering.jpg] In fact, Elsa also wanted to do it, but after thinking about it, it would be too cruel to pick up a person and hammer it on the ground, and——she is not a scene person like Magneto, and her gestures are horrible. Let’s forget about the unnecessary things—well, she is a low-key and good child, and she is not like Lao Wan who pretends to be every day!

The two little "princesses" worked seamlessly to kill the younger half of Arkham, then made a bunch of allies, and finally sent the clown out of Gotham.After they resolved all this and returned to the city hall, a message from Sarah, who had no errands, followed: "All ready? Then my side started to promote?"

Elsa, who had just hammered half of Arkham and entered the state of a sage, collapsed on the sofa, and said with a Buddhist smile: "Let's announce! The one we chose before——"

"The people of Gotham City are simple and honest, and Arkham is full of talents.

An honest businessman, a penguin, a diligent and studious riddler..." Before the poem was finished, the three of them laughed together across the screen.

On the other side, in the Bat Cave, Zhenglianzhong, who just hacked into their computers and was about to spy on the enemy: ……………

What misconceptions do they have about Gotham? ? ?