[Comprehensive British and American] Is the earth destroyed today?

Lian Wei has always known that Asgard's prison is unreliable. After all, if the so-called prison is really reliable, the earth does not need to be reduced to the stage of their Asgard ethics drama again and again.

Earth: Convex==Do I want to lose face? !

However, he really didn't expect that the Asgard prison could be so unreliable!How long has it been? !Is there half a month?Loki has already escaped? !The paper prison door is not so fast!After all, Loki still needs to find a special space channel to smuggle from Asgard to Earth-the official Rainbow Bridge teleportation station will definitely not take care of him as a "black household".

But even so, Luo Ji, who had just been arrested for half a month, was already standing in front of him again!He even had time to put on a suit and do his hair? !Lian Wei: To be reasonable, he only obeys Loki.

But... the next second, Lian Wei blinked, and found that a certain evil god had disappeared in front of him in a second, and at the same time, there was a roar from the ground not far away: "fxxk! Who is so wicked to steal a manhole cover?! Are the thieves in the metropolis so low-quality?!"

"Pfft hahahahaha——" Lian Wei burst out laughing uncontrollably, even though he knew that he would be retaliated by a certain evil god notebook, but he couldn't help it!He knew that Loki's handsome appearance would never last for three seconds - for example, flying arrows blasted his face, smashed madly, lies were broken in seconds... Of course, there is one more thing to add now - the step fell into the sewer!

Gangzhen, Lian Wei has been wanting to see this day for a long time. As the little prince of Asgard, Rocky is really handsome, but in the eyes of Lian Wei, he is so handsome, but he deserves a beating!

Even if Loki and Thor looked like a younger brother when they fought each other, he was also the god of Asgard!Although the physical fitness is not as good as Sol, it is quite easy to abuse them, the scum of the earth!Therefore, if you want to see Rocky make a fool of himself, you must wait for him to slap his face, and there is always a dream-for example, we can imagine Rocky's stunning debut at a certain banquet in the first episode of the Avengers. ...What would happen if a certain evil god stepped on the ground when going down the stairs?

Well, even the big fan Wei said don't worry, he can cut you a 5-minute video of the evil god rolling the stairs and ghost animals, which is more practical to match a certain evil god's free fall and screaming for 10 minutes.Well, of course, if you want to eat it every time, the effect is also good.

Of course, these are limited to his own thoughts, after all, if he really said this... how can he still have the benefits he has now!Lian Wei stretched out his hand and "friendly" dragged the evil god who had climbed halfway to the ground, and at the same time helped a certain evil god tidy up his messy hair seemingly very naturally. —Lian Wei swears that he really only masturbated!After all, he still understands sustainable development. Rocky's hairline is inherently dangerous, no matter how cute he is, he can't keep masturbating!What to do if you are bald?He can't afford Thor's younger brother with cat ears hairline!

Ahem, as for whether the focus is on the hairline of the cat ears or the younger brother, it is up to the benevolent to see the wisdom of the benevolent.However, I don’t know if it’s because bears are used to it. Faced with such an embarrassing development, Loki’s mentality seems to be more than a little bit better than Luthor——Loki patted the ashes on his body calmly, pretending to Coughed twice, then smiled nonchalantly at Lian Wei: "I'm here, what you said about running for president...how do you do it?"

Lian Wei: ... No way, a Mayor Luthor is about to have Superman sell himself to pay off his debts, and another President Rocky... Are they planning to bankrupt Stark Industries and Wayne Group? !

Ahem, bankruptcy is impossible. After all, His Majesty the Cthulhu still doesn't understand the profound meaning of money to human beings.Moreover, seeing Loki, Lian Wei finally remembered what he had forgotten during his time in the Lex Group - he forgot to help Loki contact Magneto! ! !

At the very beginning, Lian Wei certainly remembered this incident, but he just spread the rumors about Magneto and Professor X. Judging from Miss Ruiwen's irritable performance at that time, Lian Wei felt that he would It is the safest choice not to let Magneto remember him - after all, Lao Wan is a man of the scene, if the excitement is too much, who knows what kind of big scene Lao Wan will make to "prove his innocence"!

Moreover, there is a saying - the more you paint, the darker it is!There is another sentence--to explain is to cover up, and to cover up is the truth!Lian Wei suspected that if Lao Wan was pushed into a hurry, he might be able to stage a self (biao) confession drama in front of the people of the United States!And the follow-up impact will definitely make Professor X remember him for a lifetime... Of course, the possibility that the professor has remembered him now is not ruled out...

However, since he hasn't met the professor yet, let him continue to deceive himself [Give up the struggle.jpbsp;In short, due to some unspeakable scruples, and...he really didn't expect that Loki could be so fast. Slip back to Earth! ! !In addition, Luther's reception made people feel at home, so...

Lian Wei: I haven't had time to communicate with Eric yet! [Yaowan.jpbsp; Although this seems scary, who is Lian Wei?The key staff of the Lianxi Jingbenjing Strategic Deception Bureau beat the ashes on Rocky's body in a majestic manner, and smiled very naturally: "What's the rush? Do you think that the president can be the president? Even if You can use illusions when you're campaigning, but you can't show it when it's time to work, can you?"

Seeing Loki's disdainful retort, Lian Wei quickly patched and said, "Besides, don't you still want to be the king of Asgard? Since you want to be the king, it's impossible for a smart person like you to think about it." A muscular man like Thor knows only recklessness, right?"

Luo is so smart, of course it is impossible for Ji to admit that he really only intends to be reckless!If he really admits that, doesn't it mean that he is as brainless as that big stupid Saul?How can that be? !So the guilty evil spirit blinked, pretending to be calm and said: "How is that possible! I... I mean, I agree with your idea, you are so considerate my friend! Everything will be done according to your way!"

"That's right!" Lian Wei showed the expression of the wolf grandmother fooling Little Red Riding Hood, "There is an old saying in Huaguo, it is difficult to conquer the world and defend the world is even more difficult! You first practice your hands with this president, although the people on earth are not very strong. The same, but the number is still quite impressive, if you can even be the president well and return to Asgard to be the king when the time comes, wouldn't it be easy to govern the country?"

"Since we want to govern the country well, we have to start with its economy, military, legislation, and people's livelihood. Come on, give me an illusion first. Let's go to the front and buy a tablet, and then I will teach you how to do it when you come back. learn balabala from online..."

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After a lot of painstaking persuasion (hu) and guidance (you), Lian Wei finally let Rocky study hard willingly. It's just a few courses such as the law, well, he even gave him a copy of "Thick Black Studies" by the way!That's the magic book for them to grow flowers!Ordinary people would not tell him, let alone give it to him, tsk tsk, he really loves the third princess!

Lian Wei couldn't help but sigh in his heart, what?You ask him where did he get so much money to send Rocky to study?To be reasonable, if he is not his mother, not his father, it is fine for him to get involved in the love-hate relationship between their brothers after eight lifetimes of misfortune, so why should he pay his tuition fees?Is he free? !

In short, if you want to study, pay the tuition yourself!Learn about work-study programs?A majestic evil god, who can't even pay the tuition fee, why would he want to be the president and rule the earth?The paradise of capital like the United States will never want a poor god president!Of course, with Loki's face, even if he doesn't do anything, many people are willing to support him.

Therefore, when Lian Wei put on Loki's face with illusion, running back and forth by relying on Loki's illusion and his own psychological suggestion and hypnosis to finally get Loki's identity, Lian Wei turned his head, Suddenly discovered——? ? ?Did Jishen just get on that little elf's supercar and run away from him? !

What made Lian Wei even more unbelievable was that Loki took ten crazy girls shopping for him at the same time, and he was not killed yet!

Odin, this method of picking up girls is too high-end, right?Standing on ten boats, can they still coexist peacefully?Seeing that Sol just talked about a girlfriend and was slapped and broken up, Lian Wei couldn't help but clicked his tongue twice, it really wasn't his own, the difference in level is too big!Sure enough, flirting with girls also depends on talent!

But as a good young man in the new era with thoughts, ideals and morals, will Lian Wei let Loki go on doing (kai) what (xin) desire (kuai) to (le) like this? —Of course it's impossible!Seeing the right time, Lian Wei finally borrowed their Tom Goddess from the passionate American girls—oh, yes, the name Lian Wei used for Loki's identity was the one who played Rocky in the movie The actor's name, of course, is not the point, he just needs to know that his name is Tom now.

Lian Wei, who had gone through untold hardships and finally borrowed the person out, couldn't help but glanced at the girls not far away who were under the turbulent tide, and couldn't help shivering, oh my god, three women in one drama, so what? There are so many women, maybe only this evil god with a silver tongue can coax them over?

However, the tongue is the tongue, and the sigh is the sigh. This does not prevent Lian Wei from being very "friendly" and earnestly popularizing science for Your Excellency the Evil God about terms such as eating soft rice, little boy, phoenix man, and nurturing.

Lord Cthulhu, who naively thinks that the hospitality of these days is the offerings made to him by humble female ants: ...

"What kind of rubbish is your human woman's mind filled with?!" Knowing the truth, His Excellency the Cthulhu was so violent that he almost wanted to tear his brother apart.

Lian Wei couldn't help but rolled his eyes: "Don't tell me that, this woman won't recite it, who made you play around like a peacock all day long? Why not marry me, understand?"

Rocky: Although I know what it means, I am still very irritable and want to hit someone, what should I do?

It is impossible to hit someone, and it is impossible to hit someone in this life. After all, there are few people on the earth who can bear him a few times. What's more, Rocky still has to maintain his own image, for the sake of the future president Preparations for the election, and, how could the girl Rocky hooked up with be so simple?Girls who can buy for a certain evil god whose eyes are above the hairline without blinking an eye are obviously from prominent and rich families. If Loki wants to succeed in the election, he still needs to rely on Their connections have been established!Therefore, not only can't turn your face, but you must patiently coax people back one by one with a smile on your face.

Watching Loki spent half an hour, persuaded all the girls to go back, and explained his position, and moved all the girls to tears, Lian Wei couldn't help being amazed, Awesome! Awesome!Although half an hour seems very long, it seems too short to be divided into ten girls!You know, girls are unreasonable creatures. Even if you are a girlfriend, if you leave in the middle of a date, she will definitely cry in your ear for half an hour, let alone "break up" with ten girls at the same time. "Are.

You really deserve to be the god of lies!Lian Wei sighed in his heart.

But no matter how powerful it is, this kind of unhealthy tendencies must not be encouraged!When Lian Wei declared to Loki again and again that a qualified president should not be soft-fed, deceived, or tell lies, Loki suddenly asked in puzzlement: "But what about that book?" That's not what is said in "Thick Black Studies", and besides, isn't your human being's speech in the general election just a competition of whose lies are the most beautiful?"

Lian Wei: ...Brother, I can't answer your words!What nonsense are you talking about! ! !Is this something you can say?I'm afraid you don't want the fbi to come and check the water meter? !

Lian Wei's mouth was so dry that he finally made Lord Cthulhu nod reluctantly and agreed to "compete fairly" in the "human way"—after all, he always wanted to see how his "strength" was!It has to be said that the study during this period has benefited him a lot—it was also the first time that Loki knew that governing a country required so much learning. The more he studied, the more Loki felt that he thought Sol was not The idea of ​​a qualified king is more correct - no wonder Odin threw Thor to the earth to learn how to be king. Although these ants are weak, their ideas are still very valuable.It is not impossible to compete fairly through human methods. Anyway, if the result is not satisfactory in the end, he still has magic to directly manipulate the result.

Well, that's right, being strong means being self-willed.

After knowing Loki's thoughts, Lian Wei: ...there is so much to say, but the third princess, wake up!Sol's course schedule is totally different from yours!Don't think too much, Odin!He is also a crazy warrior who only knows recklessness! ! !

Tired and tired, but as long as Loki is honest, Lian Wei can't take care of so much anymore, because he is busy going back to contact Magneto to send him the political commissar of Ji - well, I just hope that Lao Wan will see him in Wanli Send God off, don't give him a metal storm for the sake of light gift and affection [a tired yet polite smile.jpg]