[Comprehensive British and American] Is the earth destroyed today?

To be honest, Lian Wei has always been unable to understand the thoughts of these mages who like to play close combat.Moreover, he always felt that there seemed to be some essential differences between these foreigners and foreign gods' perception of magic and theirs...

Especially when Loki asked him—

[I want to be king]: There is another problem... I am better at illusion. For spiritual magic, I need my scepter, but it is still in the hands of S.H.I.E.L.D.If I only use illusions, I cannot guarantee that all those who choose me will be confused by illusions before the end of the election.

Lian Wei couldn't help showing a look of indescribability, to be reasonable, he didn't want to answer this question at all!He felt that Loki seemed to be despising his IQ... However, Lian Wei couldn't help but wiped his face and sighed helplessly. There is a concept of forbidden spells that will destroy the world, but they replaced their own native mages—to be reasonable, Lian Wei always thought that they read as mages and wrote fighters, and they were also super lame melee fighters.The staff is like a fire stick in your hand... No, fire sticks are more powerful than their staffs!

He didn't give examples one by one, anyway, everyone knows the most famous ones, for example-Buddhist god of stabbing lies, melee warrior Gandalf... Forget it, the more I think about it, the more my stomach hurts.

[The Root of All Evil]: I suggest you read books on human psychology, for example, the works of Hannibal Lecter, Jason Gideon, Will Graham, etc. To be honest, you guys The crude application of magic just blows my mind...

In fact, Lian Wei didn't want to give Loki guidance in this regard, because the God of Lies has never been a friendly existence, or in other words, Loki's IQ is definitely ranked first among all the villains.However, the character of Loki also has a characteristic, that is - he is often misunderstood by his cleverness.Whether it was when Thor was thrown to the earth, he lured the frost giant to sneak into Asgard to assassinate Laufey, or he turned a blind eye when the dark elves invaded Asgard. is impossible.

However, it is clear that Loki's purpose is achieved, but he also does not have enough strength to control all the emergencies under his plan, so that the Frost Giant incident, he fell short and was disrupted by Sol, and the Dark Elf incident In the middle of the plot, he also paid a heavy price for his calculations - he lost the only God Empress Frigg who loved him dearly.

However, thinking of Frigga... Lian Wei couldn't help but take a deep breath, that's all, I've taught everything, and it's a bit unreasonable to leave people behind halfway through the teaching, and the God Queen Frigg is indeed a good person, Frigg To Loki, maybe what the dean's mother was to him... For this reason, Lian Wei felt that he should give Loki a hand too.After all, the essence of Loki is a bear child rather than an unforgivable villain, so, for a bear child or something, just give him a beating if he is disobedient, and the punishment of letting him lose his dearest and favorite person is really a bit of a punishment. Too much.

[The Root of All Evil]: I think you have never understood the true meaning of magic.

Loki in the cell couldn't help raising his eyebrows. Even if he turned over and sat up, if Lian Wei said that he was not as strong as Sol, he might be able to accept it. After all, it was true, but if he accused him of magic The level is not good, this Loki will not admit it, but of course, the God of Lies who is well versed in the art of speaking will not directly refute Lian Wei, he just replied,

[I want to be king]: Oh?Then I don't know what Lord William's opinion is?

Even though he said so, Loki never thought that he could get any constructive advice from Lian Wei.However, as he thought about it, he was slapped in the face by Lian Wei's reply in the next second——

[The root of all evil]: The highest level of lies is to make lies come true—isn't the spirit of speech a kind of lie that deceives the world?Since you are the god of lies, why not imbue your authority with the authority of prophecy?Why can't fantasy become reality?Even human beings can use psychological suggestion and other means to make others believe in things they have never done before. As a god, you are proficient in magic, why can't you even do this to this extent?

[The source of all evil]: The development of human beings is far beyond your imagination, Loki, you should face up to human beings, they may be as weak as ants, but their wisdom is just as you have always insisted-they are using wisdom to defeat strength.In other words, the power of wisdom has never been weaker than the power of the body - face up to your inner inferiority complex, and then defeat it, get rid of it, you are never worse than anyone else.Little prince, you must know that when you can deceive a person's five senses with the environment, you can use illusion to construct a brand new world!

[The Root of All Evil]: I know you must be prepared to escape from the Asgard prison, but before you leave there, you must need a period of dormancy, during this time, why don't you try What about human intelligence?Oh, by the way, I recommend you to watch the human "Matrix".I've always thought that virtual reality worlds work very much like illusions.Similar to it is "The Truman Show" and so on.Spells are never an aid to anything, the spell itself is enough to deter Xiaoxiao.

Loki jumped up from the bed suddenly, watching the news about Lian Wei going around in the cell, in fact, Loki only had a half-knowledge about what Lian Wei said, and he seemed to understand but didn't understand the point , However, this does not prevent Loki from being able to see that Lian Wei has drawn a big cake for him, especially why the environment cannot become a reality, and - spells are never an aid to anything.

Asgard has always believed that spells are only for the convenience of life and assistance in battle. Even magic masters like the Queen of God, Frigga, rarely use spells to fight on the battlefield—although everyone knows that the Queen of God is the best in Asgard. A master of spells, but more people remember that she is Odin's wife, but they forget that she is also a master of spells.

Loki felt that he seemed to have seen the true meaning of the spell, but how to operate it still needs to be carefully considered, for example, how to make the environment a reality, how to make people believe in illusions, and how to turn illusions into entities.Loki is very familiar with how to make others believe his lies, but he is a real novice in what Lian Wei said.However, this does not prevent Rocky from being in high spirits now.

Because, Lian Wei has pointed out the direction for him—"The Truman Show, "The Matrix"? It sounds like something..." Loki didn't feel that Lian Wei was fooling himself, after all This kind of thing only needs to be found to know whether Lian Wei's words are true or not, and Lian Wei will not tell such a lie that can be easily broken.Moreover, Loki has to admit that what Lian Wei said has always been a blind spot in their thinking——

Asgard believes in force. Everyone is saying that only a healthy body and absolute strength are the capital of victory. Even he himself thinks so subtly. Although he can use magic to fight, everyone knows that His spells have always been just an aid to interfere with the enemy's line of sight in battle, and his fighting style still stays in the most direct use of swords and guns.

Loki's gaze fell on Lian Wei's last rant——

[The Root of All Evil]: Why bother playing close combat with a group of warriors as a mage?Are you looking for abuse?

Loki: ... To be reasonable, he also wants to know why he was so obsessed with finding abuse for himself before.

Although Loki is still troubled by the fact that the illusion is not directly offensive, he will naturally not be so stupid as to ask such a question now, because he has a hunch that the solution lies in what Lian Wei told him, so... …

[I want to be king]: Is it the wisdom of ants?I see, I will find out—thank you for your generous guidance, my lord, then I don’t know, what do you want?

[The Root of All Evil]: Didn't I say that?Mutants new bill, I believe you should understand how this bill should be formulated.

[I want to be king]: That's all?

[The Root of All Evil]: That's all.

[I want to be king]: Then, as you wish, my lord.

[The Root of All Evil]: Then, I wish you get out as soon as possible. I look forward to your performance.

————I am the dividing line between Lian Ge and Ji Mei’s dirty Y deal———

On the other hand, Loki has already used his superb acting skills to send his brother to buy him a stack of books, and even equipped him with a TV and DVDs—don’t ask him why Asgard has electricity. Stuff, don't you see such a big human flesh generator here?Besides, Stark is omnipotent!

And here, after Lian Wei fooled Loki, he sold Loki to Sol—[Where did that idiot Sol find the book?Shouldn't he be secretly looking for that woman again?hateful! ]

When Lian Wei commented on Loki's new news to Solton at the right time, Solton, who had not had time to turn around and leave the prison, couldn't help but widen his eyes and looked at Loki: "Brother?!"

Lying on the bed, Loki, holding the oss who despises all living beings, squinted at Sol, raised his eyebrows and said, "Huh?"

[What is he doing again?How stupid! ]

Sol listened to Loki's voice in his ear, and looked at his brother's mouth that had never opened, Sol knew something was wrong no matter how stupid he was.However, just as he was hesitating whether to tell Loki what happened to him.Thor heard again—

[Why don't you leave?Such a big man, who blocks light and takes up space, is he a statue for me?Hurry up and get out! ]

"What are you doing with the pestle? The things have been delivered, why don't you hurry up!" Loki rushed impatiently.

Well, now Sol finally swallowed the words that came to his lips. Although he didn't know the reason, but...he seemed to be able to hear his brother's voice?Now, no matter how stupid Sol is, he knows that this is not a prank by his brother. Moreover, for some reason, Sol reflexively concealed the news, and obediently obeyed Loki's words and left the prison .Just when he was about to step out of the prison, he heard again——

[Tsk, how stupid, but... books on these earths should not be easy to find... Hmph, let's not bother with him for being stupid in front of him. ]

Hehehe~ The corner of Sol's mouth involuntarily raised a smirk, because he found out—huh?Brother doesn't seem to hate him that much~

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Huddled in some unknown tavern, Lian Wei was shaking the cloudy liquor in his glass, looking at the full screen in the dynamic list in front of him hehehe, Lianwei couldn't help but rolled his eyes, okay? , It's a real hammer, another dead brother's accusation!To be reasonable, if the hammer foundation is not foundational, the natural law cannot tolerate it!Just looking at the younger brother on the screen full of dynamics, Lian Wei can fully imagine what Thor has been pouring into his mind on weekdays - it makes sense, it's no wonder that Jane dumped him later, just the few thousand he read. Among the posts, only one was about Jane, and there was only one sentence in the whole text——qaqWhy did Jane hit me?

Well, the scumbag is a scumbag.After you left for a year or two, you still asked other girls why they beat you?If this pair can succeed, he will live broadcast and eat canned herring!

However, thanks to Brother Hammer for his emotional change when it comes to his younger brother, he is as excited as a roller coaster. Oh, of course, Rocky's side is not bad. In short, with the super cooperation of their god brothers, Lian Wei has successfully got it. The entire method of using this new function is similar to mind reading and telepathy, but it seems that it can only intercept the psychological changes when the target's emotional changes reach a certain peak.In fact, to put it bluntly, it is a function to help those tsundere patients with expressive difficulty syndrome to speak their minds.As for the effect that made him affect Magneto and Ruiwen, he didn't feel it-so, does Magneto really have a crush on Professor X?

Lian Wei felt as if he had eaten something shocking...

Cough cough, don’t worry about mediocrity, after several days of staying up at night and being cautious, Lian Wei finally arrived in the metropolis—don’t ask him why he ran to the metropolis when he said he was going abroad, because, Lian Wei discovered that S.H.I.E.L.D. would be fine, but the Dogecoins of Hydra were also looking for him? !He originally wanted to find the black boat and leave, but when he saw Uncle Wishbone at the bow of the port, who was on the street with the captain, Lian Wei silently drove his small broken car and turned around to go inland. !They actually asked Hydra to help them find someone, this broken organization took jujube pills!

Lian Wei probably guessed Hydra's sinister intention of tying him to the test bench, so, not sure where Hydra had a latent organization, Lian Wei silently chose the safest metropolis. ——After all, no matter how powerful Hydra is, it is impossible to make troubles under Superman's nose. Metropolis is Superman's territory, and all filth is gone under Superman's super hearing.Unless all the bad guys here communicate in writing, their evil activities will never escape Superman's monitoring.

Lian Wei couldn't help coughing his hoarse voice. Fortunately, he hadn't been in contact with Superman for a long time, and Superman was still affected by kryptonite at that time. Therefore, when he changed his voice, as long as he didn't bump into Superman head-on , should, probably, maybe, there is no problem, right?

Just as Lian Wei was having a headache and smuggled out of the country under Superman's nose, the new newspaper not far away was used by the homeless to lay the floor, which attracted Lian Wei's attention—congratulations to Mr. Lex Luthor for being elected as the mayor of the metropolis !