[Comprehensive British and American] Is the earth destroyed today?

Lian Wei knew that he was very lucky since he broke the dimensional wall, but he never thought that his luck could really be so bad!

Well, maybe it’s not thorough enough to say this, let’s put it another way—how high is the probability of encountering Dr. Lizard in the intricate underground pipelines of New York?If you calculate it seriously, this probability is definitely not higher than the probability that Iron Man randomly dropped a nuclear bomb through the wormhole on the earth to the other side and then just killed Papa Zi.So - how on earth did he run right into Spider-Man and Dr. Lizard here? !

Lian Wei silently curled himself into a ball, held his breath, and tried hard to reduce his sense of existence.Gangzhen, as an ordinary person, his life really doesn't need to be so exciting!With tears streaming down his face, Lian Wei quietly dragged himself to the broken baffle that was used as a shelter and pushed it towards the entrance of the cave. Hearing the sound of fighting getting closer and closer to his ears, Lian Wei took a deep breath, Calmly, he took out the sword of judgment.Although most people will subconsciously avoid the blocked route when they see obstacles, but his luck can be so bad that what is impossible?

When Dr. Lizard's paw broke the baffle, Lian Wei avoided the flying plastic fragments with a smile on his face, raised his sword and slashed it down without any hesitation, almost without any hindrance, Lian Wei's sword He had cut off one of Dr. Lizard's arms neatly—"Aww!" The deafening wailing didn't make Lian Wei's hand holding the sword tremble even an iota, and he could feel the splash on his face and neck. Lian Wei's eyes darkened slightly as he smelled the bloody smell in the air, it was really bad...

Lian Wei shook his sword, and in Spider-Man's shocked gaze, he retracted his sword without thinking, turned around and ran away.

What a joke, he won't stay and fight Dr. Lizard!His small body is not enough for Dr. Lizard to scratch with his paws. Since he doesn't have Spider-Man's life force, of course he won't stay foolishly to attract firepower.

However, Lian Wei never expected that Peter, that little idiot, would just smear his face with cobwebs when Dr. Lizard turned his head towards them with a fierce look, and then turned his head and ran with him Already... ran away? !

Lian Wei heard the sound of fighting that did not go away, looked back, only saw Peter jumping up and down behind him, and shooting waves of spider webs back from time to time, Lian Wei was almost laughed angrily by him: "?? ? Why did you follow me?!"

"Huh? Aren't you going to catch him with me?" the baby-voiced Spider-Man asked back in confusion.

Lian Wei: ... a ghost together!Just judging by the ruthlessness with which he slashed people just now, we know that even if he is not a villain, he is also an anti-hero!Bah, no, he is simply an ordinary citizen, where did he get the ability to fight monsters with him!Besides, isn't this the experience of Spider-Man?Why bother with him? !

However, as a netizen of Peter and a senior Marvel fan who has seen three versions of Spider-Man, Lian Wei knows what kind of crisis you will fall into when you meet a little spider who regards you as a friend—little spider Although he is usually a shy and good boy, but once he transforms into Spider-Man, he becomes talkative in seconds! ! !And it's still the kind of familiar talk, it's absolutely fatal!Once he was entangled, Lian Wei suspected that if they didn't beat Dr. Lizard, he might not have the chance to leave the sewers of New York today.

Lian Wei: All right, this is the Peter you forced me to—"Which eye of yours can see that I want to be with you?! I'm obviously using you as bait, okay?!" Lian Wei pretended to be hideous growled angrily.

"Huh?!" The little spider was obviously also shocked by the answer he got, and staggered in fright. If he hadn't reacted in time and shot a wave of spider silk to pull himself, he might have been slapped by Dr. Lizard on the ground.After the little spider staged a wave of thrilling escape, he was stunned for a moment, and then complained in a trembling little milk voice: "How could you do this? You obviously stopped him for me just now!"

Lian Wei sneered and said, "Stop being so sentimental, can't you see that you two are running towards me? If I don't make a move, am I still waiting for him to trample me into scum?"

Lian Wei is sure that Little Peter has never seen such a ruthless teammate before. Oh, to be precise, the current Spider-Man is still a baby in pajamas fighting alone. He is probably his first teammate. What an honor!

Before Lian Wei came to the United States, he would definitely be happy to send blessings for his friends to meet like-minded partners, but now... :) Let's save it, he doesn't share his like-mindedness at all!If you like Chaoying, you like Chaoying, but it doesn't mean that he wants to do it by himself!After all, there are so many people who like to eat pork, who have you met who said that I want to be reborn as a pig in my next life?no!Chaoying is the same!Don't look at those Chaoying who look beautiful on the surface, but they have suffered a lot behind the scenes! (pointing

Lian Wei will never forget Stark's ptsd, let alone Batman's bruises all over his body every time he comes back from a heroic fight.It is true that they are heroes, but people only see the glory of heroes, but forget the countless scars under the armor of heroes.Lian Weike is not noble enough to sacrifice himself for others, or to put it another way—although his three views are upright, he is also cold to a certain extent—after all, it is not just anyone who can cut down a person with a sword without changing his face His handwriting... Although Dr. Lizard now looks more like an alien than a human, this does not change his previous human nature.Moreover, Lian Wei raised his hand to wipe the blood that slid down his face to his mouth, and his lips tightened again. No matter how much he pretended, he still couldn't learn the original fear of ordinary people!

He really is a monster without awe, Lian Wei thought silently.However, even a monster has his reasons for living. Seeing the sudden wide fork in front of him, Lian Wei quickly compared the map in his mind, turned his head and rushed towards the side fork without the slightest hesitation.

Lian Wei originally thought that Spider-Man would continue to follow him, so he specially chose a route with many forks, many turns, and easy to escape the pursuit. Then Spider-Man regained his energetic voice again: "Hey, brother, you are right, this is my battle and you should not be involved, you run! His goal is me, he will not chase you .”

Hearing the sound, even Lian Wei couldn't help but look sideways at him. When he turned his head, he saw that Spider-Man didn't keep up with him. Instead, he took advantage of the slightly wider space at the fork to restrain Dr. Lizard with spider silk. For Doctor Lizard whose body has been strengthened, these spider silks are not enough to imprison his actions, but they are still qualified as restraint.

Although it was only blocked for a moment, Spiderman took this opportunity to hit him several times, but the effect was obviously very little—"Well, doctor, your skin is really thick! Hey, your nails are the same Is it hard? Then you probably won’t be able to cut your nails in the future, after all, there are no such sharp nail clippers—oh, you can’t cut your nails in the first place, you must know that there are no such big nail clippers in this world, my God The hand grew out again? Was it so fast last time? But then again, that brother just now seemed familiar! His sword is quite good, I really want to borrow it! Hey! Don’t be dazed, big man, come and chase me ah!"

Seeing that Dr. Lizard seemed to be looking towards Lianwei, Peter quickly jumped up and down to attract his attention, and at the same time led him to run towards the opposite pipeline.

Although in Dr. Connors's opinion, Lian Wei, who caused him great harm in a face-to-face meeting, is obviously not a small threat to him, but since the other party left Spider-Man and escaped alone, it proves that the other party is not against him. In addition, Spider-Man always jumps up and down like that and shoots him a spider web from time to time, Dr. Conners's anger towards Spider-Man is obviously higher now.Moreover, since the injection of the medicine, even he himself has not noticed that his temper has become worse and worse, and his human rationality has become less and less. Everything is based on instinct. In his mind, there is no threat, anyway, the threat is not in front of him now, but Spiderman, the little bug, is the prisoner, so he resolutely gave up Lian Wei and chased after Spiderman.

Logically speaking, Lian Wei should be happy now. After all, someone helped him to avoid the threat, and Spider-Man didn't seem to recognize him. In addition, the road Peter chose was an upward road. Appearing on the streets of New York, if the battle between Spider-Man and Dr. Lizard becomes serious, they will probably chase all the way, and finally fight directly on the streets of New York. Sneak out of New York.

But... Lian Wei's running pace gradually slowed down, and in the end he was even directly nailed to the ground, unable to move a step for a while.Can he leave Peter alone with Dr. Lizard?The answer is of course no.

"Friendship is relative. Only when you give something, your friends will return you. If you are never willing to give your heart, then even if you make real good friends, they will leave you soon. go."

"Friend, is the person who is still willing to give you a hand when you are in the most difficult time?"

"Friends are the people who are most willing to suffer for you besides family."

The dean's mother's whispers are still echoing in my ears.Lian Wei didn't know if people who could only simulate their feelings but didn't have their own feelings had friends, but if they did, then Peter was definitely one of them.After all, Peter is probably the only cutie who has been able to endure his poisonous tongue on the Internet for so many years, and still tirelessly come to talk to him.Well, there are indeed many people who have chatted with him for so many years, but who made Peter the only one who didn't hate him?Based on this alone, Lian Wei felt that it was necessary for him to treat Peter better.

What's more-although superheroes can save the world, but Peter is only 15 years old, right?

What is the average 15-year-old doing?study?puppy love?Worried about his parents letting him play computer for two hours less?But what is Peter doing?He is wandering among the high-rise buildings in New York, he is fighting dangerous enemies, and he is using every minute of his free time to maintain the law and order of New York... This is not a responsibility that a child should bear.

Lian Wei couldn't help but lose face, hell, when did he become so soft-hearted?This is really against the law!

He should turn around and leave New York now, shouldn't he?After all, he just offended all members of the Avengers, but now he wants to go back and help a Avengers reserve? !Heh, he's probably a pill!

Lian Wei cut a hole in the hard concrete wall with his sword angrily, then calmed down, and after a little identification of the direction, he had to resign himself to his fate and run away—no way, he really couldn't help looking at a future As an adult, go out on your own against a supervillain - or in order to save him!

Damn it, it was Spider-Man who brought the danger to him!Lian Wei really wanted to convince himself like this, but Lian Wei tragically discovered that even though his three views and feelings all come from the views of the general public, the super-orthodox three views of the masses do not allow him to do this at all! ! !If he really comforted himself that much, then what is the difference between him and those ungrateful hot chickens who said that Chao Ying attracted Chao Reverse? qaq So, he should just obediently help Spider-Man.

Lian Wei smiled wryly in his heart, while quickly walking through the intricate underground pipelines. He is only lucky now—I don’t know if it’s because of the sword. His physical strength seems to be much better than before. Whenever he feels When he might not be able to run anymore, the sword in his hand will emit a layer of white light, which will be transmitted to his body along the hand holding the sword, and then his physical strength will be restored to a certain extent Well, that's good, at least he doesn't have to worry about not being able to catch up with Spiderman and the others.

However, even so, Lian Wei ran for a full half an hour before finally blocking Spider-Man and Dr. Lizard at an intersection—this is still in a situation where he is very familiar with these pipelines—who knows what he How did they deduce their travel route from the traces in the passing pipes on the road!More importantly, he definitely can't run behind their buttocks. After all, with his two legs, he can't run the genetically enhanced Spider-Man and Dr. Lizard.So, when he kept detouring and taking shortcuts through the map in his memory, and finally managed to block Spider-Man and the others, Lian Wei felt that he was going to be physically and mentally exhausted.

"This way!" Lian Wei shouted at Spider-Man, waving. :) Makes sense, if he didn't get there in time they'd be [-] more turn offs straight into the streets of Manhattan.So... what the hell is going on in Manhattan that deserves so much?Although Lian Wei complained in his heart, this did not prevent him from running wildly.

And Spider-Man, who heard Lian Wei's voice, ran towards Lian Wei's direction almost without hesitation. Such a credulous move made Lian Wei completely speechless.

"Hey! Brother, are you back again?!" Peter's voice became visibly excited.

Lian Wei couldn't help but rolled his eyes, and said viciously: "Shut up! I just can't watch a minor being slapped into meatloaf by a lizard monster in front of me!"

"Unaccomplished... what?! No, no, no, you must have made a mistake somewhere! I'm an adult! Really! I'm already 20 years old, but my voice sounds smaller!" The little spider quickly defended.But as far as his acting skills-Hulk doesn't believe it!

"Okay!" Lian Wei couldn't help interrupting Peter's chatterbox: "I don't care if you are 20 years old, [-] years old or only two years old, now, shut up! Pajama baby!"

"..." Peter shut up obediently, but when they took Dr. Lizard through the seven forks and gradually brought people back to the depths of the underground pipeline again, Peter said again: "Hey, I remembered who you are Mr. fbi! We met again~ You called me pajama baby again, too much! I said, I am Spider-Man! Spider-Man!" Peter emphasized seriously with his little milky voice.

Lian Wei: ...So you recognized him because he was called Pajama Baby? !Has your brain become a spider too? !