[Comprehensive British and American] Is the earth destroyed today?

"Hi~" Seeing the clown flying down thinking about him, Lian Wei involuntarily dodged to the side, however, the next second, he felt a gust of wind passing by his side, and then a huge force pressed his shoulder , pulled him back, and then a icy temperature stuck to his neck—"Little bat, you can't act rashly~ Otherwise, my knife will fall~"

Lian Wei:? ? ?

Although he was caught off guard, Lian Wei still cut the persona in seconds, and said in a deep voice, "J what are you doing?" Although there seemed to be nothing wrong with the unadorned youth's voice, when combined with Looking at the blade on his neck, his tone without emotional fluctuations is a bit special.Not to mention, even though he was hijacked, he still seemed to have a superior tone.

The clown didn't care about Lian Wei's questioning, and even tightened his wrist inadvertently. The sharp blade forced Batman to stop, and left a dazzling bloodstain on Lian Wei's neck: "Wow~ this Should I ask you a sentence? What are you doing? Can't bear to make the little bat sad? Don't tell me that you fell in love with the little bat at first sight, I will be jealous~"

The clown didn't say whether he was jealous of him or Batman, but no one would misunderstand this matter. After all, the clown's obsession with Batman is well known.

For the clown's attitude, Lian Wei was not surprised at all. On the contrary, when the clown's knife was on his neck, he suddenly let go of his heart, because - this is the clown!After all, there are three camps in this world - good, evil and clowns.Don't look at this action, it seems that Arkham's super-reverses are all cooperating with the clown's actions, but isn't this performance proving that they have the same fear of the clown?

If the clown hadn't done anything to him before he left Gotham, then Lian Wei would have to wonder if the clown was planning some terrible plan.Besides, he ruined the clown's plan. If he didn't come to question the teacher or trick him, then he wouldn't be a clown.

As for how he plans to deal with the clown—Lian Wei smiled slightly, as if he had never seen the knife on his neck before: "My dear, I am not the one who wants to snatch the little bat, you Haven't you discovered that there is something missing in your hostages?"

"Huh?" The clown tilted his head suspiciously.

"Bruce Wayne!" Lian Wei reminded with hatred: "Didn't you realize that whenever something unexpected happens in Gotham, Batman will rescue Bruce Wayne first and then talk to you guys?" Confrontation?"

The clown couldn't help but fell into contemplation. Well, it's not like they haven't guessed about the specialness of Bruce Wayne. After all, the richest man in Gotham who can perfectly avoid them for various reasons every time, wants to say They never noticed it, it was absolutely impossible, and even some of them once suspected that Bruce Wayne was Batman.However, firstly, it was Wayne who was deeply rooted in Gotham, and secondly, Batman and Bruce Wayne had appeared at the same time-after all, after so many years, their actions have never affected Bruce Wayne That's also unlikely, however, as it turns out, Bruce Wayne isn't Batman.After excluding this point, their interest in Bruce Wayne plummeted.

After all, none of the villains who can sneak into Arkham will go to trouble Bruce Wayne just because he is the richest man in Gotham—after all, they have long since broken away from the low-level people who simply look after money. taste.On the other hand, none of those little villains with limited destructive power dared to offend Wayne. Therefore, after Lian Wei reminded him, the clown suddenly realized that Bruce Wayne had never really experienced being bullied by his brother. The moments of life and death hijacked by the Tan villains.Even if there are occasional rumors of him being injured or sick, it is all because of his deadly extreme sports hobby.

The clown couldn't help but fell into deep thought, because, for some reason, he actually felt that what Lian Wei said seemed to make a little sense...Damn it, now he actually really thinks that Baby Bruce and his little bat are likely to have an affair!

"Besides, please think about it carefully! Is Batman's equipment affordable for ordinary people?" Lian Wei looked at the clown with the same eyes that a teacher would look at a student who failed an exam: "In Gotham, except Wei Wei Well, who has the financial resources to make such a cool Batmobile? You know, not everyone can become Iron Man! Even if you are given the blueprint of Mark's armor, not everyone has the ability to make it from the blueprint It’s reality! Even if it’s selling scrap iron, such a big car is not cheap!”

Clown: What he said was so reasonable that he couldn't refute it.

Well, it's not just the clown, even the other villains in the group who were watching the live broadcast couldn't help being shocked when they suddenly saw the real body of [The Source of All Evil] in the live broadcast before, and fell into contemplation ——They seem to have never really thought about where Batman came from——He seems to be accompanied by the crimes of Gotham. When a certain super criminal appeared one day, they suddenly realized that the dark night of Gotham I don't know when there was such a vigilante.

It's not that they haven't been curious, and it's not that they haven't explored, but not only them, even the Gotham Police Department, who seemed to have reached a cooperation with Batman, knew nothing about him at first, and even, until now, They still don't know anything about the owner of the Bat-Light that occasionally lights up over Gotham.However, I don't know since when, they seem to have acquiesced to this ignorance, as if everyone took it for granted-he is Batman, so he belongs to Gotham.

However, why did he appear in this city, why did he fight crime, and why did he always come up with so many dazzling high-tech equipment-these questions that should have made them chase after each other seemed to be pushed All of them defaulted to unsolvable problems.

They don't know why Lian Wei guessed this candidate on Bruce Wayne, and they don't know if he has some evidence that they don't know, but there is one thing—this guess sounds so damn Reasonable!

After being silent for half a minute, the clown let go of Lian Wei and turned to look at Batman. While wiping the blood on the blade, he asked, "Bat, are you really a couple with that Wayne as he said? Is he not suitable for you! Look, when you are patrolling outside for him, he might be flirting with some fashion magazine model behind your back~" The clown sighed three times, as if a A wife who is keeping her husband who has changed his mind.

Red Hood, who didn't know how to climb up just now, staggered when he heard these words, and was staggered by the guardrail on the outer edge of the building, and almost fell to the ground.

Lian Wei heard the sound and looked behind him, and after only thinking for a second, he took the initiative to meet him, cutting off the route where Red Hood could attack the Joker. After all——Although I am a little sorry for Batman, Arkham fans The regiment is indeed the superhero support group with the most explosive fighting power in the world. Although they are rich in black fans, this does not prevent their fighting power from being astonishing!He didn't want to help the clown, he was just really curious about how earth-shattering things the clown could say after he opened the door to the new world.

Moreover, as far as the question he just asked, Lian Wei actually wants to know the answer. After all, with Batman's character, he obviously doesn't care about the clown's nonsense, and if Batman doesn't deny his relationship with Bruce Wayne now. If it’s related—Baby Bruce is famous. If it wasn’t for the fear of being hacked by the bat dart, Lian Wei really wanted to rush up to interview him now. How do you feel?

However, when it comes to interviews, Lian Wei couldn't help turning his head to look at Superman who was knocked down by the Flash with kryptonite after receiving the assistance of the Robins. Big news, I don’t know if he will be scolded by the editor-in-chief when he goes back—although it is well known that Wayne bought the Planet Daily, but, as for media people, as long as the big bosses above do not explicitly prohibit it, there is nothing they dare not write. What's more, the rumors of Batman x Baby Brucey have started to spread wildly on the Internet.Instead of making other newspapers cheaper, it is better to let their own people get the first-hand information!

So... Da Chao, who has not yet awakened from hypnosis, does not know that the mobile phone he forgot in the lounge is receiving a series of fatal calls from his immediate superior, and his best friend Batman, At this time, not only is he deeply trapped in his own strange circle, but also a certain evil cult named Super Bat Super is secretly accumulating power, preparing to become a blockbuster——unknown that the simple Kansas boy wakes up and knows what he will do in the future Will you faint from overwhelm when you face everything...

At the same time, the Robins who also heard the clown's grievances and questions... The young master almost blew up the half-dismantled bomb with a shake of his hand, and the third young master silently cleared a screen and started searching for words about Batman One, the claw hand that was just thrown out by the fourth young master trembled and almost turned back to catch his leg. As for the second young master—the red hood who was at the scene laughed immediately: "Hahahahaha! You, too, old bat today??!"

Yep, not even the Joker can draw his hatred away, all he can think about now is one Bruce flirting with a model while another Bruce in a Batman suit is watching bitterly They, although he knew that these things were pure nonsense, and even made people a little incapable of accepting them, but, for some reason, feeling the lingering low pressure on the person under the mask of Batman opposite, Jason actually felt that this matter , It sounds so exciting? !

Red Hood: ? ? ?He must have been poisoned by the clown, right?But what to do?I really want to laugh!Ha ha ha ha!

Lian Wei couldn't help but be a little puzzled looking at Jason, who was clutching his stomach and bursting out laughing. Is it really that funny?Er Shao's smile is a bit too low, isn't it?

However, regardless of whether Jason's smile is high or low, Lian Wei glanced at the opposite Batman whose air pressure was getting lower and lower. Come on, he won't stop him anymore. After all, in his current state of laughing so hard that he can't straighten his waist, he probably can't beat the clown. Moreover, the most important thing is that he feels that if this continues, Batman will kill his relatives righteously!Although his original intention was to stop the second young master from being jealous of the clown and watch the show for a while, but according to the current development situation, Lian Wei was afraid that he would have to witness a father-son scene before seeing the scene where the enemies were extremely jealous. The two turned against each other for the "stepdad"...

Mom!It's a little exciting!

Lian Wei, who was lamenting in his heart that the melon was big and sweet, completely forgot that all of this seemed to be caused by him alone.

What's more, what Lian Wei didn't expect was that the Flash even came with a divine assist—"bbbbatan?! Are you really a couple with Bruce Wayne?! But, what about Superman?!"

The Flash was obviously also knocked unconscious by the shocking big melon, so that the volume of the exclamation was a bit extraordinary, so that the shock-filled sound not only reached Batman's ears, but also because of the two The distance between the two buildings is not far, but it has reached the ears of everyone present.

As soon as Barry blurted out these words, he felt that something was wrong. Sure enough, in the next second, the sound of gasping one after another came from the communicator next to his ear, which made Barry Flash, outspoken, short-circuited, and Allen realize that He is not the only person who is connected to this channel now, but - the entire Justice League and all members of the Bat family!

After all, such a big thing happened in Gotham, even if Batman told them more than once to get out of my Gotham, as teammates, it is impossible for them to really not pay attention at all, after all, their alliance consultant is just a It's just an ordinary person of flesh and blood, they always find a way to quietly help him share one or two when he is not paying attention, otherwise, if a person bears so many things, he will be crushed sooner or later, and as his friend, They do not want to see that day come.

However, everyone in the Justice League said: We are really here to help, we really didn't expect to hear such a big gossip, we don't know anything!Wait, lightning!return!Tell me what's going on with b and s? !

Just as Diana was about to "comfort" their lovely Flash and get some news by the way, everyone only heard a sound of electricity coming from the communicator, and then Mr. Butler's voice came: "Sorry, about Mr. Superman and Batman... and my master, please talk about it later, Mr. Flash, please send Superman to Wayne Manor first, and leave the clown to Batman. You know, he can always handle it Very well."

"Uh, of course, you mean, send it to Wayne Manor?" Barry couldn't help but look at Superman who was put on the ground by him for a second without hesitation.

Then he was affirmed by Mr. Steward: "Yes, please hurry up." After speaking, Mr. Steward cut off the communication of everyone in the alliance.

Zhenglian everyone - wow!A guilty conscience!

The only Wonder Woman who knows Batman's identity: Wow! It seems that b's identity can no longer be concealed, and... Batman and Superman?Gotham rich man and Metropolitan reporter?This melon is a little sweet!