[Comprehensive British and American] Is the earth destroyed today?

Gotham is a city of stories, Bruce has always recognized this very clearly, but he never imagined that this city can have such a story!

"...That's why you insisted on sending me from Gotham to New York in the middle of the night?" Even with Bruce's ability to nourish his spirit, he couldn't help but feel that anger was surging in his heart, and he couldn't help it since the trial incident five years ago Since then, he has gradually entered into retirement—thanks to Mr. Loki for his series of contributions to the peace and stability of Gotham. After Robin grew up and took on more patrol tasks, Batman, the city's guardian knight, finally ushered in a "retirement" life that he never imagined.

In fact, it is said that he is retiring, and Bruce has done a lot of things like night patrols and fighting monsters, but compared to the miserable situation of returning with serious injuries in two days and two days, and 360 days a year without a break, and every day is not earlier than the early morning. In terms of the night patrol experience at home, the loyal old housekeeper of Wayne Manor expressed that he is very pleased with his master's current "old age life".

It’s just three o’clock in the morning today—Master Wayne, who had already fallen asleep, was mercilessly dug out of the bed by his old butler, put on a uniform and delivered to New York, the reason—of course he was one of the leaders of the Avengers Alliance Iron Man strongly urges and names Gotham's guardian, Batman, to go to New York immediately - there is something important to discuss.

Although the old butler felt sorry for the old man, he had always been able to distinguish between the serious and the serious in this kind of matter, so he immediately dug out his own old man who was angry at getting up, and called out without giving him any chance to resist. Superman's private jet delivered it to the Avengers Building in New York.

Even Batman can't restrain himself from getting up - after all, he's just a mortal, but the biggest difference between Batman and ordinary mortals is that no matter how angry he is, he can restrain himself from thinking rationally - even if he 3 minutes ago I was still thinking in my dream whether to eat the cookies prepared by Ah Fu or ask a small reporter from the metropolis to bring him a "people-friendly" breakfast by the way when he came to interview.

To be honest, after hearing how the Avengers leader, who was at odds with him in every aspect, summed up the situation succinctly in one minute, Bruce really had to wonder whether he hadn't woken up or the other party was drunk again—— Although he didn't smell the alcohol, who doesn't know, maybe Bruce Wayne's reckless behavior is a disguise, but Tony Stark's reckless behavior is definitely his nature!

Of course, it’s not that he has much prejudice against the other party, it’s true—Gotham’s will turned into a human form and came to clubs in New York, molested and almost drunk their underage avengers. He couldn't believe that the other party was talking to him seriously!

But... After getting a sneer from the mustache rich man, the Dark Knight did not arbitrarily raise the question again. Since the other party insisted, then... Batman's gaze finally fixed on the two figures in the hall at this time.

With a head of curly hair, the teenage superhero wearing the iconic red and blue uniform squatted awkwardly on a high stool beside his knees. If he hadn't known that he had amazing skills and an extraordinary body Quality, Bruce will definitely worry about whether his sitting posture and such a trembling posture will step on the stool and fall to himself.Of course, Spider-Man is not the focus of his attention. After all, in his database, the information of this young Superhero is absolutely no less than that of any superhero—he has even checked his long-dead parents more than ten times. I'm afraid that even Peter himself doesn't understand himself as deeply as he does.

And the object he should pay attention to now—Sister Zhang Yang, who is wearing a black dress and flaming red lips, seems to have noticed his gaze, and finally she is willing to withdraw a little gaze from the young Chaoying she has never forgotten, and give it to the darkness not far away Knight, she didn't seem to be surprised and smiled, and even gave him a wink without fear of his low pressure, well, it can be said to be a wolf fire.

This is Gotham? !The first thought in Bruce's heart was to strongly deny it. You know, even if Gotham is a neurotic lunatic like the Joker, he wouldn't have any mood swings, but—however you look at it, this is the same as the famous Avengers Black Widow's best sister is the incarnation of Gotham?Isn't the world teasing him? !

Although Bruce's first impression was like this, when the other party withdrew his provocative gaze, continued to stare at Little Spider with a smile and tried to trick him into drinking, Bruce had to admit that this woman did have the characteristics of Gotham.

The characteristics of Gotham-this statement sounds really childish, but it is true. Gotham is completely different from other cities. It is difficult for people from outside this city to integrate into it, and it is difficult for people born in this city to leave. It, no matter how dark, how bad, how full of sin, Gotham people are Gotham people, like a curse, a mark, they are different from other cities, and they are unique.

If you really want to use a few less accurate words to describe this quality - mysterious, dangerous, seductive, fascinated...

Of course, these thin words certainly cannot describe the whole picture of Gotham, but they can probably summarize most people's impressions of the city of Gotham and Gotham people.

And this woman has all the qualities that can remind people of Gotham, of course, the premise is that she doesn't say anything—"Puff hahaha, tsk tsk, look at this little blushing, she hasn't even had a drink yet, her face is so red, Have a couple of drinks with my sister, then don't you want to go to heaven where you are?" —— Well, as soon as you open your mouth, you become a female hooligan.

Little Spider: qaq Who am I?where am I?Why am I going through this grind?

Seeing that someone was getting closer and closer to Peter with a wine glass, and almost scared the little spider into jumping on the roof, Tony couldn't help but rescued Peter and said: " Alright, restrain yourself, don't encourage Peter to drink anymore, don't you know that minors are prohibited from drinking alcohol? Are you planning to let me send you to the police station to sleep overnight?"

"Tch, those broken bricks and tiles can't stop me." The woman curled her lips in disdain, not seeming to take Tony's threats to heart at all, but she also stopped moving towards Peter kindly, He simply leaned back and drank his wine on his own.

Bruce: ...He will never admit that his Gotham is this faceless female hooligan!

Although Bruce shouted in his heart, he was still as stable as an old dog on the surface—"You said you are the city will of Gotham?" Bruce looked at a woman who seemed to treat them as if they didn't exist, but finally chose the last one. Straightforward way of asking.

His actions made Tony and Peter's eyes widen in shock, and before she could answer, Tony had already called a stop: "Wait, wait! I called you here for you to ask me that." What about the world’s number one detective? If I had known that your Justice League would conduct investigations in this way, I might as well go find the long-faced monster in England!”

Bruce glanced at him coldly, but only said: "She can't fool me." After that, he turned his head to look at the person on the sofa with his legs crossed again.

"What do you mean you can't be deceived! Didn't you have been deceived before when William was? It's really old and the memory is bad." Although Tony's voice is small, none of the people here are ordinary people. !The little spider, who heard it clearly, quickly looked at the sky, the ground, and the streetlights, but he didn't dare to look at Batman—oh my god!He is too difficult!Hearing this kind of secret, will he really not be silenced? !

When Gotham heard the noble and glamorous air that he wanted to put on, he couldn't hold it anymore: "Pfft—yes, what he said is right, little bat, little bat, don't you think you are right? Are you a little too confident in your own judgment?"

"No one can lie in front of Batman and Superman." Bruce's tone seemed to be stating established facts, "If you can fool our judgment, then whether you are Gotham's will or not, at least you are not human."

His take-for-granted attitude made Gotham's original ridicule stagnate - there is really nothing wrong with this logic.Although she seemed to refute him, even she had to admit that no one could lie to Batman.At least in the land where she was born, in all the history she has witnessed, there has never been a human being who can deceive Batman.

"...Well, since you trust your own judgment so much, then—as you can see, I am Gotham."

"How to prove it?"

"Gotham is me, why do I need to prove it?"

The dark knight stared closely at the lazy woman, silent, but Gotham knew that this was not connivance or concession, he was just waiting for her answer - obviously the previous answer was not enough to satisfy the dark knight.And how stubborn this knight of hers is, she naturally knows it all too well.

—— "Well, in terms of evidence..."

Halfway through the conversation, the woman suddenly fell into deep thought. Just when Tony wondered if the female liar could finally make up the story, Batman's personal communicator rang suddenly, and as soon as he connected it, Yeyi's helplessness came. voice: "Bruce, I think you need to come back quickly - Damian is in trouble, he has fallen in front of me at least twenty times since just now, it's not normal - it took us Not getting out of the Batcave for a full 3 minutes, this feeling is really bad!"

Bruce wouldn't believe it if it was a coincidence.Bruce did not hang up the communication, but raised his head to look at the other party, and asked, "You did this?" Although it was an interrogative sentence, the tone was a statement without any ups and downs.

"Of course." Gotham admitted bluntly.

Although she didn't know if her lies could stand the test of the Bat brand lie detector, she had never planned to tell lies, but sometimes no one would believe her when she told the truth—oh, the history is too complicated Is it strange to blame her?Gotham spread his hands helplessly.Even she needs to prove that I am myself. Human beings are indeed the most amazing species in the world!

And Ye Yi on the other end of the communication didn't understand anything when he heard this?However, Nightwing's silence does not mean that there is no sound in the communication. After all, there is a real victim beside him now—"B.! You don't tell us anything! She put her hand into the bat cave, why don't you?" Patronizing to flirt with her?!" Fourth Young Master's unbelievable voice and accusing tone instantly hit everyone's laughter.

If it weren't for Bruce releasing the low pressure of death by his side, Tony would have laughed all the way under the table, while Spiderman and Superman were also flushed, and Gotham even laughed out loud: "Hahaha Hey, look at your reputation! Even your own son thinks so, how bad is your usual reputation?"

Although Gotham is very clear that this dark knight who is active in Gotham has always only been teased or strategically seduced, and has never really talked about a relationship, but this does not prevent her from being in love with other misunderstood people. People make fun of him together!Um?Why did even the Bat's own cubs misunderstand him?Cough cough, there is no way to do this, who made Arkham's group of talents compare to a idiot Batman, and Batman has that kind of taciturn character, as time goes by - being teased is also a waste.

That's it.

Faced with his own son's ruthless make-up, the old father cut off the communication expressionlessly. What kind of father-son relationship does not exist, isn't it just two falls?Boys have to beat and beat more, talk so much that they can't think of their brains, it's true that it hurts him to wake up!

"So why did you come to New York?" Batman, who had already determined the first question, raised his second doubt in a leisurely manner.

But what he didn't expect was that Gotham, who was questioned by him, asked back very puzzled: "Do I need a reason to come to New York?"

"...Aren't you Gotham?"

"But I'm a human now!"

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"..."

"What about your ID?"

Gotham: "??? Do I need that too?"

Batman: "Sure, didn't you say you were human?"

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"..."

Gotham, who has been maintaining an elegant smile, finally couldn't help showing a helpless look: "Okay, you win. If you want to know anything, just ask it all at once, and if you have any requests, please ask, I'm still in a hurry Enjoy life."

"Enjoying life? Going to nightclubs?" Batman asked immediately after piercing his heart without waiting for Gotham's rebuttal: "Why did you come to New York?"

Gotham twitched the corners of his mouth, stared at him for three seconds without saying a word, and then turned his eyes away without being bothered, and replied resignedly: "Come and play." Before Batman asked her, she consciously explained: "Don't ask me why I came to New York to play, don't you have any AC numbers in your heart? Who owns the nightclubs in Gotham? If I really go, will I play the nightclub or the nightclub to play me? New York is so good, the law and order are good, The environment is good, there are many handsome guys, much better than Gotham. Of course, let’s take a look at New York—the one with the will, but he doesn’t seem to wake up yet, so I’ll play by myself first.”

Bruce and Tony quickly took note of New York's will, and then Bruce continued to ask: "When do you plan to return to Gotham, and what are your plans after that? Will your leaving Gotham have any impact on Gotham?"

"Go back? No, no, no, why should I go back? Of course I'm going to travel around the world! It's hard to wake up once, even if I can't visit old friends, I still have to play around~ As for the impact..." Gotham asked The smile on the phone gradually became ferocious: "As long as you all don't have nothing to do to give me plastic surgery, I'll be fine—if you dare to force plastic surgery on me like this big blue guy did to Metropolis, you wait—I promise Don't let you be crushed to death by flower pots!"

Gotham Little Prince: ...very good, the stone hammer, this must be their will of Gotham.

After all, the social Gotham sister, the beautiful Lu Ziye.

Well, this is Gotham.