[Comprehensive British and American] Is the earth destroyed today?

"Welcome to Gotham City!"

Listening to the standard broadcast tone, Lian Wei's expressionless face gradually showed a smile from the (sang) from the (xin) heart (bing) heart (kuang), thanks to the fact that he went to church last week, Fortunately, God turned around and sent him to Gotham. Sure enough, he shouldn't have any unrealistic fantasies about these metaphysics!

How did things come to be like this?

Let's turn the clock back to five days ago.That week, Lian Wei enjoyed the first homicide accusation in his life, dropped half of his vest in front of Hotchina, sent Hannibal away, informed Alfred of the news that the clowns and the others wanted to make trouble, and He took time out of his busy schedule to go to the church for a service—although he doesn’t believe in God, it’s only natural for him to find God if he wants to change his luck abroad.However, I don't know if he offended the gods by running to pray as a non-believer, or because of something else.In short, when Lian Wei woke up the next morning and saw the new week's work schedule sent to him by Stephen's new assistant, Lian Wei was in a bad mood.

What kind of hatred is this to send Arkham's bosses to Gotham when they escape collectively? !This is not going to work but to die, right? !

Although it is said that many terrorists and elements will take the initiative to avoid such special public buildings when they do things, but the group of lunatics in Gotham are obviously not among them. Consider what to do if the hospital is bombed, and what to do if they are injured—anyway, the big bosses in Arkham seem to have their own little strong lives, no matter how much they toss, they will not die.As the saying goes, the flowing Robin, the iron Arkham.Gotham is a place where there are only mortal superheroes and no mortal villains.

Well, thinking about it this way, Lian Wei suddenly felt that the superheroes of the DC family seemed to be a bit miserable. However, thinking about the same blades wholesaled by the Marvel family last year, Lian Wei thought, forget it, he should stop complaining, this The two families are equally divided, and they have to compete with each other when they even send out knives.Anyway, in the end, it's all knives, so it doesn't matter whether the knives are issued one at a time, or wholesale, because they are all knives anyway!Don't you see, the two families vomited blood and died, and the fans who begged Dad to take the knife can circle the earth three and a half times!

However, if you really want to talk about it, Lian Wei still feels that the person who deserves the most sympathy now is not the Chaoying who was stabbed, nor the fan who ate the knife, but the one who is dragging his luggage and walking behind his mentor. He in the hotel—the law and order in Gotham is really hopeless!They just got off the plane and before they left the airport, they found that their wallets and mobile phones were all lost. The only thing that Lian Wei was lucky about was that his software could not be seen by anyone except himself, and it seemed to be bound to him. Yes, he just needs to go back and buy another mobile phone and it will automatically download back to his mobile desktop.Thankfully, at least he's not in danger of having his identity revealed because of a stolen phone.

However, when Lian Wei arrived at the pre-booked hotel after walking for more than an hour with his superhero mentor, Lian Wei silently opened the suitcase and took out his special knife belt from the interlayer of the suitcase. on his waist.Of course, there are scalpels inside, um, three ordinary scalpels and nine scalpels that he transformed into throwing knives.Don't ask him why he prepares this kind of thing, as a Chinese, even if he doesn't know martial arts, it doesn't prevent him from having a dream of becoming Xiao Li Feidao!Although Xiao Li Feidao definitely couldn't do it, Lian Wei felt that ordinary hand-to-hand combat, weapons, and fighting were enough for him to protect himself.Of course, in Gotham, Lian Wei didn't think that these things could guarantee his safety, but it was better than nothing.

Of course, it wasn't that he was too pessimistic, but because the hotel they stayed in was called Wayne Hotel!

Yes, that Wayne, how many Waynes are there in Gotham?This is of course not the reason for Lian Wei to be so pessimistic. After all, under normal circumstances, the hotel of the Wayne Group is indeed a landmark of Gotham City, and one of the safest hotels in Gotham.But, unfortunately, this hotel is about to hold a grand commercial ball this weekend - it has invited many representatives of outstanding people from all walks of life, Stephen was invited to the banquet, of course, by the way, he can help a certain It is only in a place like Gotham, where the darkness covers the sky, that people can smuggle in and use various illegal surgical methods and instruments so recklessly.

In fact, Stephen has never participated in this kind of banquet, but...the other party seems to have obtained some very special medicine through some means. In addition, this operation is also very challenging-even if the heart replacement operation is Stephen Strange was also unwilling to give up such a rare operation easily.After all, the adaptation and source of the heart have always been the most difficult. Because of this, Stephen agreed to the operation while attending this party that sounds like a waste of time and life.Of course, this kind of thinking is only for academics like them. Those girls who want to develop in the business circle or aspire to join the upper class will be very eager for this banquet. After all, it is recognized throughout the United States that everyone except Stark In addition to the banquets held by Wei En, Wayne's balls have always been the best invitations to knock on the doors of the upper class.After all, in these two banquets, anyone who is either rich or powerful, even if they don't occupy both, they are destined to occupy a bit of the two in the future.

Therefore, in normal times, Lian Wei would definitely be happy to enjoy such a luxurious banquet during his busy work.However...if this dinner is combined with the dangerous discussion among some people in the group before, Lian Wei's feeling will not be so good-no one wants to see the members of Arkham at the party, after all, that Often means danger, confusion and even death.

However, what is even more difficult for Cao Dan now is that he clearly knows that there will be a terrible chaos here soon, but he still has to obediently pack his luggage and come to this city by himself. In the middle of the chaos, he even had to put on an expression of utter joy—this feeling is so freaking Cao Dan!After all, he couldn't tell his mentor that he heard that a certain outstanding young man in Arkham wanted to hold a grand crime spree at Wayne's banquet this weekend, and he even invited people from the Metropolis Lex Luthor also agreed on how to "distribute the stolen goods" - kryptonite.No matter how unreliable this kind of words sound, even he himself feels that he is talking nonsense!

After all, although Luthor's targeting of Superman is well known, the Lex Group has always been a leading company in the metropolis, and even enjoys a high reputation in the entire United States-although it is not comparable to Wayne and Stark, but Luther In fact, his fans are no less than any Chaoying. After all, no one doesn't like being young and rich.So, sometimes, the ability to make money is indeed a very powerful superpower.

However, it is useless to say anything now, Lian Wei lay on the bed in the guest room of the Wayne Hotel, thinking silently, hoping that tomorrow's operation will go well-yes, he no longer counts on the party, he only hopes that the The unknown big boss of Arkham will not notice him as a little guy.After all, he doesn't expect to be in the limelight, so it's always okay to be a low-key person, right?You know, Bruce Wayne will also appear at tomorrow's party. With Batman here, no one should notice him, right?Besides, even if Batman can't get away for a while because he is in the crowd, Nightwing, Red Robin, Robinman and even Red Hood are always free, right?There are so many guardians in Gotham, a passerby like him should not cause any trouble.

Although I think so, Lian Wei has actually prepared for the worst, after all——since he came to the United States, his lucky value seems to have fallen off a cliff, and he was obviously the little European emperor who must draw ssr at fifty draws However, now, Lian Wei felt that even the African chief might not be as black as him.

Of course, Lian Wei knows that his current behavior is likely to be dismissed by many people as being unlucky in the blessings-after all, how many people would rather travel to Gotham to kneel down and beg to see Baby Bruce.However, it turns out that Lian Wei is not among these fans.Although he must also admit that the charm of Batman and Iron Man is irresistible, but if he didn't let him sleep with them, how could it be worth his life for it?

Well, yes, you didn't hear it, it's worth sleeping with Batman and Iron Man dead, that's what Lian Wei thinks, although he is asexual, but Iron Man's big caramel-colored eyes or a bat The gaze of Xia's steel blue eyes was enough to make him bend himself.Although it is a bit of a scumbag to say so, he just likes the kind of forbearing and self-reliant people who are clearly carrying endless suffering but stick to the bottom line of morality.This is not a true lover should have thoughts, but, he is such a person who bases his happiness on the pain of others, so what can he do?Lian Wei has always been good at controlling his emotions, but this is the only thing.It's what he already has, and it can't be changed.

Well, of course, Lian Wei is just thinking about it, after all, these two are not only the first and second richest people in the United States, but also superheroes.There are suitors all over the world-not to mention everyone's favorite Stark, just say that Batman has an entire Arkham support team, even his disguised identity-the romantic vagabond Bruce Wayne has ten. The two-month cover girls lined up waiting for his luck.Oh, maybe in this world he still needs to compete with Stark, but, obviously, the fat water does not flow to outsiders, the charm of these two combined is enough to conquer 90.00% of the people in the world - the rest One percent are babies who haven't opened their eyes yet.

Lian Wei closed his eyes and yawned, and decided that he should not worry about it. After all, when soldiers come to block, water comes to cover up.There will always be a solution to the problem, and—if he is really so unlucky this time, then maybe he can be blackened on the spot to show his identity and fall into the arms of the Arkham fan club.At least, then there might be a legitimate reason to sleep with Baby Bruce~ Of course, that's all he thought about.Lian Wei thought that he should not have the guts. After all, he might not even be able to beat Hannibal in fighting, let alone Bruce, who was at the peak of human beings in all aspects.If he really dared to do that, the possibility of him sleeping with Baby Bruce was probably not as high as the possibility of him being thrown into Arkham and being slept by the clown.

…Hell, why did he think of the Joker?Even though he was half asleep and half awake, Lian Wei couldn't help but cast aside his distorted aesthetics.No matter how you look at the face of the clown, it is not something normal people can appreciate!Obviously he was still thinking about the beauty of Brucey's baby one second, but the next second he switched to the clown?This is simply going to wake him up!

Of course, it is impossible to wake up with a scare. After all, Lian Wei estimated that he might not be able to sleep tomorrow night. In addition, there will be a difficult operation tomorrow, so Lian Wei quickly fell into sleep. middle.As a doctor with irregular life and rest, how to ensure effective sleep and rest is obviously a compulsory course.And his compulsory courses have always been full marks.

Early the next morning, Lian Wei followed Stephen to the pre-arranged location, and performed a silent operation—thanks to him and Stephen for the tacit understanding that he and Stephen have cultivated over the past month. They may not be able to cooperate with Stephen to complete such a difficult operation at such a fast speed under the serious shortage of medical personnel.Even if Stephen is one of the best doctors in the United States, after all, surgery is never a job that can be done by one person.

The unexpected smoothness won them nearly an afternoon of rest time - as soon as they were free, Lian Wei couldn't help but start thinking about the possibility of telling Stephen that he was not feeling well and then canceling the party.However, after thinking about it, Lian Wei decided to give up this idea.At least Batman will be there at the banquet, he won't sit back and watch someone get hurt in front of him, but if he's on another floor... Who knows if those lunatics in Arkham prepared a bomb this time.

Moreover, Lian Wei didn't dare to take any chances. After all, it was said that it was a carnival. Generally speaking, how can a carnival be without a grand fireworks show?And the banquet party understood by Arkham staff is obviously not the same kind of fireworks party as normal people understand.However, that didn't stop Lian Wei from knowing what arrangement they might make.So, after all the calculations, it really is safer to be under the nose of Batman, right?Although there will definitely be dangers, haven't you been accompanied by dangers since you stepped into the city of Gotham?Therefore, comparing the two, it is safer to follow Batman, who has a greater chance of being rescued.

And when Lian Wei saw a tall but inexplicably unattractive little reporter wearing glasses at the party, Lian Wei affirmed his own thoughts.Very well, the god of the world is also there. Now, the boss of Arkham probably won't be able to make any waves this time. After all, no matter how many conspiracies are under the absolute strength of Superman, they are just clouds.Superman + Batman, the three giants of Zhenglian have reached two, and their personal safety should be guaranteed!

However, Lian Wei forgot that he recently seemed to have been given a buff called a reverse flag. So, when the banquet started, a clown suddenly appeared on the TV screen, and he was standing not far from him just now. When Superman seemed to be suddenly drunk and staggered to hold on to the table, Lian Wei felt that something was wrong...