[Comprehensive British and American] Is the earth destroyed today?

Uncle Wishbone is suffering!Although he looks a bit fierce, but as a member of Hydra's male model group, Uncle Wishbone is still quite popular.Well, although Uncle Wishbone never cared about such a false name, Uncle Wishbone would rather be the right-hand man of Lord Red Skull, whom he most wanted to be loyal to, than relying on his face to get a few girls.

But what Uncle Wishbone didn't expect was that he just went on a normal mission, and in the end...not only was he slapped in the face by his own fans, but he couldn't clear up the rumors of improper relationship between him and the captain, which is even more unfortunate What's more surprising is that the organization he has always been loyal to, Hydra, has faced a series of heavy blows, and his identity has been exposed, so he has to live in hiding.

Of course, if it’s just that, Uncle Wishbone said it’s nothing, after all, from the moment he joined Hydra, he has decided to dedicate all his loyalty and even his life to this organization and Lord Red Skull’s lofty goals.What's more, Hydra, don't they always cut off one head and grow nine heads?It was not that they had not suffered heavy blows during World War II, and because of this, they fell into a dormancy that lasted for decades. From this alone, it is enough to see that this setback is very important for a senior and pious Hydra It's really nothing to a soldier.Well, even the scandal between him and the captain is nothing.

But it was the organization he was loyal to that gave him the heaviest blow-it can be said that a large part of the reason why Uncle Wishbone was willing to serve Hydra was the influence of the Red Skull, and the different leaders within Hydra There are quite obvious differences of opinion among them, so to say that Uncle Wishbone is loyal to Hydra, it is better to say that he is loyal to Hydra led by Red Skull.Uncle Wishbone used to think that he was fighting for his own beliefs. As long as he worked hard enough and was outstanding, he would be noticed by Lord Red Skull, and then he would become Red Skull's right-hand man and help Hydra achieve their great goals.

But unfortunately, the series of blows suffered by Hydra not long ago not only exposed his identity, but also panicked the person who commanded the Hydra behind him.Therefore, by some coincidence, Uncle Wishbone suddenly discovered that the beliefs he had always thought were all false!Because Lord Red Skull had already disappeared with the captain during World War II!And the one who had been directing them before was just a liar who stole the name of the Red Skull!

This was a heavy blow to Uncle Wishbone, but Uncle Wishbone soon regained his strength. After all, the agents chasing after them would not leave him too much time to be depressed.And, more importantly, Dong Baji is by his side!As one of Hydra's most outstanding weapon research, although Dongbaji has some flaws due to years of brainwashing, it has to be admitted that Dongbaji is definitely the highest combat power and the most outstanding research achievement of Hydra. one.

In view of how much Dong Baji cherishes, Uncle Wishbone decided to put aside the grievances and grievances between the factions within the Hydra first, and save the crystallization of their Hydra first.Therefore, Uncle Wishbone didn't care about the account of being cheated for so many years, so he turned around and took Dong Baji with him, and tried his best to avoid the enemy's pursuit.

Uncle Wishbone's only luck is that although he was tricked by the other party to work for them for so many years, in view of his excellent professional ability, he can be regarded as a moderate leader among Hydra, as long as He is willing that he can raise his arms at any time and pull out a Hydra force that belongs to him, and he still has the complete Dongbaji maintenance and brainwashing technology in his hands-he can use this to get rid of the liar who has been enslaving him all this time. Go it alone!

Together with this idea, naturally it can no longer be easily erased. Uncle Wishbone has done it for so many years and said that it is definitely impossible for his subordinates to say that he has not turned over and become the master. The lofty belief in the idea of ​​​​the Red Skull is very firm, but who made the whereabouts of the Red Skull unknown now?So, maybe he can pull out a Hydra team that fits his philosophy on his own?Uncle Wishbone said that he had been the captain of the S.H.I.E.L.D. Special Response Team for so many years. Although he may not be able to pull up such a huge team, the general elite team should still have no problem, right?

However, after only three days, Uncle Wishbone dispelled his thoughts because - he went out to perform a task

How could it be possible for Wu to carry too much cash on his body, and now that SHIELD has discovered his identity and is chasing and intercepting him everywhere, he dare not show up easily, so how can he use tricks to get money?In short, the result of all kinds of reasons is - he has no money!

In the past, the maintenance and care of Dongbaji were all in charge of the Hydra scientists in the base, so although Uncle Wishbone knew a certain process, it was limited to knowing, and even if he was the manager of Dongbaji, but because Because of his special status, they usually don't spend more than twelve hours on missions together, which means that Uncle Wishbone never understands how Dongbaji usually eats.

But no matter how Dongbaji ate before, Uncle Wishbone would bet that he didn't eat like this before! ! !Uncle Wishbone covered his wallet, which he had filled up by relying on falling prices, and watched Silently holding a plum in one hand and Coke in the other, eating non-stop. Uncle Wishbone had already foreseen his future. The ending with a dry wallet again.Seeing that during the period of fleeing, not only did he not lose weight, but he even gained a lot of weight visible to the naked eye, Uncle Wishbone couldn't help covering his heart with heartache——he's sorry for the organization!If things go on like this, Dongbaji, their Hydra's human weapon, will be fed by him into Dongbaji!

But this is not Uncle Wishbone's original intention. To be honest, Uncle Wishbone doesn't want him to continue eating like this at all. After all, let's not mention Dong Baji's body shape, his thin wallet can't bear him eating like this!But... Uncle Wishbone looked at the plum in Dong Baji's hand, and couldn't help but raised his hand to touch his bruised eye sockets. His eyes gradually lost their vitality, like a broken rag doll that lost its soul.

Yes, it's not that he hasn't tried to stop Dong Baji from eating, but... just look at his eye sockets, you should understand that Dong Baji, who was robbed of food, fell into a runaway state almost instantly!Brainwashing words are not easy to use! ! !Of course, it's not that the brainwashing words are invalid, but... Dong Baji will beat you until you can't read the brainwashing words!And since they are currently on the run, they can't make too much noise, otherwise they might be discovered by S.H.I.E.L.D., so what can Uncle Wishbone do?Of course, return the plum to him~

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Just as Uncle Wishbone crossed his fingers and pressed his chin to look at Dong who was unwilling to stop talking in front of him and fell into deep thought, a knock on the window suddenly sounded from beside him. The first time he saw who was knocking on the window, he saw a red streak across his eyes, and the next second there was a sound of broken glass, and he himself was knocked out by a huge force—even if Uncle Wishbone Relying on his excellent nerve response and rich combat experience, he made corresponding responses and shock-absorbing actions in time, but Uncle Wishbone, who seemed to be hit by a car head-on, still felt the bones all over his body clamoring for pain.

Uncle Wishbone gritted his teeth to keep himself from groaning, but when he looked up, he saw that Iron Man's palm cannon had been aimed at him, and was still faintly jumping with lightning, ready to go at all times. At the same time, Stark's The voice came: "Sir, you can raise your hand now, this is the end of the cat-and-mouse game."

Sxxt!Uncle Wishbone almost didn't even have the strength to swear at others. After all, when someone fled under the siege of S.H.I.E.L.D. Ren Na Mucang said on his face that you were arrested, what kind of mood would Cao Dan feel!

And more importantly, as a former S.H.I.E.L.D. agent, Uncle Wishbone knows very well that the relationship between the Avengers, especially Tony Stark, and S.H.I.E.L.D. is not as harmonious as the public imagines, so if it is The Avengers may be willing to cooperate with S.H.I.E.L.D.'s actions when it comes to major issues such as world security, but should the proud Stark take action for the cleanup operation within S.H.I.E.L.D.?Oh, that is obviously impossible.So this also means that it was completely an accident that he would meet Stark here now. In other words-he is too unlucky! ! !

Uncle Wishbone is holding his breath, but he is not alone. Although Stark's palm cannon is facing him, it does not mean that he has no chance to escape. In fact, even if he is alone, he has a chance to dodge the palm cannon , but he doesn't have a weapon in his hand now, so he can escape once

Have you ever had the second and third time?Therefore, due to the high risk of dodging, Uncle Wishbone decisively chose option two, after all, he did not come alone.but……

As soon as Uncle Wishbone looked up, he saw that Dong Baji, who was sitting opposite him, had somehow moved to another table five meters away. He didn't even forget to bring the plums and Coke that were originally on their table. Go, what's more!There was not even a piece of glass shards in that plate of plums? !If he didn't believe in his memory and the intact window next to Dongbaji, Uncle Wishbone would have wondered if he was hit by Iron Man from there just now—but the reality is obviously very cruel——Dongbaji At the moment when the glass shattered, he even had time to take away his coke and plums, but he didn't remember to remind him!Even now he was concentrating on fighting Li Zi and didn't even bother to give him a look!

Uncle Wishbone: ……………

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Withdrew his eyes indifferently, looking at the palm cannon gathering energy in front of him, Uncle Wishbone jumped up, and instead of retreating, he stepped forward and stood in front of Tony, pointing at Tony's palm cannon. Looking at his mask, he said with a ferocious face and said very fast: "What do you know?! Do you know how much I have paid for our lofty ideals? Is it easy for me? The spicy chicken Hydra not only deceives me Your feelings are not paid! Your S.H.I.E.L.D. is not a good thing! With money that you can’t even buy milk powder, you want to sell white powder! I still want to fuck S.H.I.E.L.D. and Hydra Two hearts! And, look at him!" Saying this, Uncle Wishbone pointed at Dong Baji.

Tony, who was stupefied by Uncle Wishbone's sudden outburst, couldn't help but follow Uncle Wishbone's movements, only to see—bajibaji, bajibaji, expressionless Dongbaji, gnawing on a plum.

Tony:  …

Uncle Wishbone: "Did you see that! Look at him! This is Hydra's strongest weapon! I have fought you for so long with this organization of Cao Dan. To be reasonable, I admire myself! I What are the days of the New Year? I’m working overtime when the Avengers are at the party, I’m working overtime when SHIELD is on vacation, and Hydra isn’t doing anything wrong, I’m still working overtime. You think I’m so overwhelmed that I’m working so much? A thief ship?!"

Tony: "..."

Onlookers of the Avengers: "..."

Even the scene where Steve, who was so excited to see Dong Baji, looked at the scene passed by Tony, Dong Baji, who had come to his mouth, couldn't yell out—after all...? ? ?Winter?Why have you gained so much weight? !Steve looked at Uncle Wishbone, who was bruised, swollen, and skinny, and saw that he was intact except for two dark circles, and he was even fatter than many years ago. Zhuma also has no choice but to say that Hydra has treated Dong Baji badly, after all—to be reasonable, it seems that Uncle Wishbone is the one who was abused...

Tony didn't speak, but Uncle Wishbone didn't stop because of it. He seemed to want to vent all the grievances in his heart. The more he talked, the more sad he came from it, and finally he burst into tears.Tony: "...Sxxt! Cry as long as you want and don't wipe your tears on my battle armor! Captain! Nata! Find a way! Who will stop him! Please, let him stop crying, okay?!"

Avengers: ... [hold back, can't laugh]

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On this side, Uncle Wishbone was hit by reality like Shi Lezhi, and on the other side, the seemingly luckiest trial is actually not in a good mood right now, because——"Good boy~ Mother hug~"

Judgment had just entered the empty confidential warehouse, and when he was about to put down the box in his hand, he was taken aback by the sudden aura that appeared behind him. into his arms.The glamorous woman hugged the indifferent young man in her arms and rubbed it fiercely. Finally, she didn't forget to pluck a handful of hair and mess up Judgment's hairstyle. Then she let go of her hand and smiled contentedly: "Ah~ Zai Zai Are you scared? Remember who I am?"

Even though the trial had just been born with consciousness not long ago, facing the woman in front of him who almost smothered him to death in the turbulent waves, he couldn't help but change his face: "...Death, death?!"