The bosses in the whole hell are pretending to be cute

Seeing Xiaojun's terrified eyes, the two of them couldn't help but change their expressions, and their muscles bulged vigilantly.

Xiaojun swallowed frantically, forcibly broke his body, and said to Grandma Zhang with a pleasant face: "Grandma, you should pay more attention to your body, especially in terms of diet, and you must not eat too much crayfish..."

Grandma Zhang:? ? ?

crayfish?

Xiaojun choked, wishing he could sew up this nonsense mouth.

The man with the crayfish on his head narrowed his eyes.

"That, that, eating crayfish in summer can get angry, and if you eat too much, you will easily get high blood pressure, high blood fat, high blood sugar..." At the critical moment, Xiaojun chatted wittily with Grandma Zhang on the topic of health preservation.

Grandma Zhang also echoed: "Yes, my little girl always likes to eat supper, either some thirteen-flavored crayfish, or some salt-and-pepper snake steak, all of which are unhealthy..."

Xiaojun: ...

Can't blame him QAQ.

It was the snake that Grandma Zhang herself mentioned.

"At a young age, I always like to eat these messy things. It's not good to eat too much..." Grandma Zhang kept nagging.

Xiaojun watched the expressions of the two men covered in snakes and lobsters on their heads become more and more subtle, and quickly interrupted Grandma Zhang: "You are right."

Grandma Zhang still refused to give up: "The lobster used to grow in the ditch to eat carrion, and the snakes used to eat insects and ants. These two things are not good things, do you think so?"

With a stiff neck, Xiaojun glanced in the direction of the two men——

The big lobster stared at Xiaojun with angry little round eyes, and pinched it threateningly with its big pincers.

The thousands of snakes on the other person turned their heads in unison, their scarlet tongues sticking out, hissing.

Grandma Zhang asked again with an innocent face: "You said it was cutting?"

Xiaojun: QAQ!I dare not say!

Fortunately, the two felt quite embarrassed listening to the conversation. After throwing away the garbage in their hands, they hurried back to the residential building.

——Looking from the back, there is actually a feeling of "running away".

Xiaojun breathed a sigh of relief, held Grandma Zhang's hand and said sincerely: "Grandma, you are right! Lobsters and snakes are really bad things!"

Grandma Zhang was taken aback by his sudden enthusiasm.

As a severe Internet addict, Xiaojun's first reaction after returning to the room was to turn on the computer and go to the forum.

Post: [What was your first reaction when you saw a crayfish? 】

1L: Delicious.

2L: spicy crayfish, fragrant crayfish, braised crayfish, steamed crayfish, thirteen fragrant crayfish...

3L: Upstairs is a strong man.

lz added a question: [What if that crayfish is lying on top of a person? 】

4L: Lying on the top of the head?Um, have you eaten too much crayfish?

5L: raw or cooked?One or many?

6L: Don't talk about it, after climbing this building, I can't restrain myself from ordering takeaway...

7L: In Xicheng District, is there anyone who organizes a group to fight for a single crayfish?Private stamp.

Starting from the 7th floor, the painting style of the topic floor is completely out of order.

Xiaojun was meditating in front of the computer, when suddenly, a private chat message popped up.

Su Ling: [Did you see the crayfish? ? 】

Xiaojun instantly recalled the fear of being dominated by X Spirit Company that night.

Xiaojun tapped the keyboard tremblingly, and replied: "After I opened my eyes, I saw a crayfish two or three meters long lying on that person's head, it was very fierce."

Su Ling's news arrived within a short while: [Um, evil spirit? 】

Xiaojun trembled: [? 】

Su Ling explained carefully: [Evil spirits are a kind of wronged souls. 】

Xiaojun finds it hard to accept: 【The lobster...has a ghost too? 】

Now, Su Ling returned to him after a long time: [I haven't seen it before, why don't you try eating a few more catties of lobster? 】

On that day, all employees of Xingling Company received takeaway care from the boss-three catties of crayfish per capita.

Shi Kongbu expressed his uneasiness: "Boss, did you find out with your conscience, or is there another conspiracy?"

Su Ling rolled her eyes, curled her lips in disgust and said, "There is another conspiracy. So don't eat it, and return the crayfish to me!"

Shi Kongbu nimbly hid back with the bag, and said with a smile, "I'll eat it if there's a conspiracy. There are so many flavors, so I'll pick Thirteen Fragrances."

Meng Xiaoman also chose one of the many flavors: "I want spicy."

Wu Pan responded, "Then I'll get the steamed ones."

Chang Baiqian said: "I can do anything, I won't pick the rest."

Chang Wu: "Oh, then I want spicy and delicious thirteen spices."

All the ghosts were silent.

Chang Wu raised one eyebrow: "What's wrong?"

Chang Bai looked at him, sighed, and said what everyone was thinking: "Brother, you are really a clever little ghost."

Chang Wu took a large bag of crayfish, noncommittal.

Sheng Ze and Gu Qing also picked up a bag and sat beside Su Ling.

Shengze picked out the fattest crayfish from the spicy crayfish, and peeled off the bright red shell. Inside, the yellow-orange shrimp yellow was paired with the snow-white and springy shrimp meat, which made people salivate.

He peeled off the whole shrimp and handed it to Boss Su.

The crimson hot sauce left along Shengze's slender fingers, leaving a winding trace with contrasting colors on the back of his fair hand.

If you raise your field of vision further up, you can see Sheng Ze's eyes are half-opened, looking a little lazy, but the focus and tenderness in those eyes are also hard to ignore and addictive.

Su Ling had to admit that this scene only made him think of four words - beautiful and delicious.

So Boss Su unceremoniously took the crayfish from Sheng Ze's hand.

Sheng Ze's fingertips trembled slightly in the air.

The tactile sensation from being lightly licked just now seems to be still on the fingertips, Shengze's ears are slightly hot, but he pretends to be calm and asks: "Do you want more?"

Su Ling saw his embarrassment, and the smile deepened: "Yes."

Since the memory came back, Su Ling unconsciously returned to the pampered state she was in when she was alive, and she was very comfortable being served by others.

——When a lobster was delivered to his mouth, he opened his mouth, took a bite, and narrowed his eyes in comfort.

Coincidentally, Sheng Ze was full of excitement that was about to break through his heart at this time, and he was very willing to feed him.

Gu Qing who was watching from the side: ...

Although he is a brother-in-law, but Su Ling acts like a master, he really deserves a beating!

You must not get used to this kind of broken habit of the young master!

So, Gu Qing, who was "absolutely not used to his younger brother", peeled off a steamed crayfish, and gently fed it to Su Ling: "Don't always eat spicy food, it's not good for the stomach, eat a light one to change your mouth." .”

Su Ling never refused, smiling like a stealing cat.

Sheng Ze paused for a moment when he picked up the crayfish, and half a second later, he looked at Gu Qing with an unfriendly expression.

Lu Qing's expression remained unchanged, and he even leisurely took out a tissue to wipe off the juice on Su Ling's face.

Sheng Ze gritted his teeth in hatred, and quickened his movements.After a while, a whole spicy crayfish was delivered to Su Ling's mouth: "Spicy ones are more delicious than non-spicy ones."

Su Ling chewed his mouth full, and nodded in agreement with "Mmmmmmm".

Lu Qing also speeded up, and took out a non-spicy one: "But the spicy one will get angry if you eat too much."

Another spicy crayfish: "If it's not spicy, it's tasteless, why don't you drink porridge."

Another steamed crayfish: "The spicy taste just numbs your tongue and gives you a sense of stimulation, the actual taste is not the best."

another...

Half an hour later, most of the crayfish in the hands of Sheng Ze and Gu Qing fell into Su Ling's stomach.

Boss Su rubbed his lower abdomen, stood up contentedly, looked at the mess on the table after the battle of the ghosts, and said comfortingly, "Have you eaten enough?"

There was a pile of residual shells piled up in front of each ghost, Meng Xiaoman nodded first and said: "Enough is enough, if I eat any more, I will turn into a crayfish."

Su Ling smiled and said, "What I want is for you to become crayfish!"

Meng Xiaoman's half of the shrimp's tail was still sticking out of his mouth, and he tilted his head dully when he heard this: Huh?

Only then did Su Ling explain to them: "Xiaojun said that he saw a lobster lying on top of a person's head. I want to find out how it works."

Ghosts: ... Sure enough, there are no free crayfish in the world.

Gu Qingzai washed his hands carefully, and was holding a wet towel to clean up the residual smell between his fingers. Hearing this, he raised his head and said, "Do you suspect that it's because that person ate too much lobster?"

Su Ling received a wave of contempt from the ghosts on the spot, and said unhappily, "Is this conjecture unreasonable?"

Ghosts: Of course not!

——If you eat too much lobster, it will turn into a lobster. Why didn’t Shi Kongbu become a chicken after eating so many roast chickens?

Su Ling read the news from their expressions, and became even more unhappy. She sauntered to Sheng Ze's side and looked at him curiously: "What are you doing?"

Sheng Ze was cleaning himself, and a small stream of water slowly flowed around his fingers, which looked very interesting.

Su Ling wrinkled her nose and said suddenly, "The smell of lobster."

Sheng Zeqing paused, looked at his hand, and was worried—was he being disliked?

As a result, the big-hearted Su Ling didn't notice it, but said with emotion: "It's really fragrant."

Sheng Ze: ...

"Actually, the haunting of evil spirits may not necessarily be because he ate too much." Sheng Ze paused, before pointing out, "It may also be that he ate something that shouldn't be."

Su Ling's eyes were still fixed on Sheng Ze's finger, and he seemed to want to catch it and bite it.Hearing this, he asked absent-mindedly: "What shouldn't you eat?"

Sheng Ze looked at the back of Bai Nen's neck that was approaching him, and was suddenly speechless.

Su Ling raised his eyes, and his clear eyes met Sheng Ze's.

Sheng Ze's eyebrows moved slightly.

Su Ling looked at him, and instantly remembered the great general who fought alongside him thousands of years ago. His heart was touched, and a gentle smile appeared on his face.

Sheng Ze's Adam's apple twitched, his eyes were a little lost.

Over there, the atmosphere between the two was just right; while Gu Qing, who was staring at the two from behind, had a wonderful expression on his face.

Meng Xiaoman looked carefully at Yan Wang's face, and whispered gossip to Shi Kongbu: "My lord seems to be in a bad mood."

Shi Kongzun touched his bald head, and said deeply: "If I'm not mistaken, then it must be the eyes of a rival in love."

Meng Xiaoman was deeply convinced.

——In fact, as a feudal patriarch, Gu Qing had only one thought at this time: What a broken brother!I haven't decided my life yet, but my elbows keep turning outwards, I don't live up to it! ! !

The author has something to say: Congratulations for reading the book today. You are so cute and get an extra drop: [Interview with Crayfish]

Question: As the catalyst of the relationship between the attacker and the receiver, how did you feel when you were eaten?

Crayfish: ...I'm already cooked and you actually ask me what else do I think?If I have to say it, in my next life, I hope I can die in the mouth of a one-handed dog.

Single dog Gu Qing: Oh?are you looking for me

Crayfish: QAQ!

Congratulations to the little angels fed today who have obtained new identities [feudal parents]——

As the representative of feudal parents, Gu Qing: Give up, I will never agree to this marriage.

Thanks to the little angel who voted [Landmine]: I read more than one book today;

Thanks to the little angel who irrigated [nutrient solution]:

10 bottles of drizzle; 1 bottle of Ling and Yunli;