The bosses in the whole hell are pretending to be cute

"and many more."

Su Ling interrupted Chang Bai, and took out a bag of melon seeds from the drawer, then moved the small stool in front of him, crossed Erlang's legs, and said, "Okay, tell me."

Chang Bai was speechless: "What did you say?"

Su Ling looked eagerly: "Tell me the story of the emperor and the general."

Chang Bai thought for a while, and said: "It is said that the general was accompanied by the Holy Majesty. Later, when the Holy Majesty ascended the throne, foreign borders invaded, the general asked for his own order to go out and became famous in the first battle."

"Then, the general pacified the world and became famous far and wide, but his relationship with the Holy Majesty has always been the same. The monarch and his ministers are compatible, like glue..."

"Wait a minute," Su Ling couldn't help wondering, "Is this how glue and paint are used?"

Chang Bai pursed his lips and stared at him.

Su Ling conceded defeat and said, "Okay, okay, you continue."

Chang Bai pondered for a moment, then sighed: "The good times didn't last long. Within a few years, the Holy One died young without leaving even a son. After the general helped the Holy Majesty's nephew to take the throne, he invited himself to guard the imperial tomb. Live the rest of your life."

Su Ling was silent for a while, then questioned: "How do you hear, the general went to the imperial mausoleum to avoid being feared by the next emperor, right?"

Chang Bai spread his hands and said innocently: "Who knows. Maybe it's because the emperor loved the general too much when he was alive, so there are rumors about this Longyang among the people."

Su Ling twitched the corner of her mouth and said with emotion: "The imagination of the working people is endless."

Chang Bai smiled, and recalled: "After the emperor died, I saw him once, and I have to say that he is really good-looking, so it's no wonder the general would like it."

Su Ling disagreed: "After all, he is the Son of Heaven, and his father is the most powerful person in the world, and there are so many beauties around him, so his mother must be pretty, too. I think he won at the starting line."

"Compared to this... how about the general?" Su Ling was obviously more interested in the other person in this story.

Chang Bai: "...I didn't see it."

Su Ling: "Huh?"

Chang Bai said sadly: "I originally wanted to wait for the general to meet him after his death, but in the end I never did."

Su Ling sighed: "It must be some kind of wild ghost."

Chang Bai also sighed, and said sadly: "I heard that the general is very handsome, but he still has that exotic high nose bridge and big eyes. It's a pity."

Su Ling squinted at him, and jokingly said, "Do you dare to say that to Chang Wu?"

"Why don't you dare?" Chang Bai said righteously, "Isn't he a typical high nose bridge and big eyes?"

Su Ling: ...All right, you won.

"But let's put it this way, Sheng Ze seems to be of this type too." Su Ling rubbed his chin and pondered.

Chang Bai: "... Where is the bridge of his nose so high? Where does he look so refined and scum so exotic?"

Su Ling couldn't understand: "Isn't his nose high? Are his eye sockets not deep? His big European-style eyelids are almost overflowing."

Chang Bai felt even more unbelievable: "This can be counted? But this is not important, anyway, Sheng Ze is not as handsome as his brother."

Su Ling was very dissatisfied: "No, Chang Wu's growth is too fierce, I think Sheng Ze is more attractive."

So, the two discussed for a long time on who was more handsome.

At the door of the office, Gu Qing stood in front of the door with a dark face, his raised hand did not knock down for a long time.

On the side, Sheng Ze leaned against the wall, crossed his arms, and smiled subtly but complacently, exuding an aura of "extreme joy" from his whole body.

Lu Qing instantly thought of the pheasant in the zoo.

Seeing the peacock spread its tail, the pheasant imitated the other's posture, fluttering its wings and sticking up its butt pretending to be arrogant... Well, it is probably what Shengze looks like now.

As the conversation went further and further away, seeing that pink bubbles began to appear all over Sheng Ze's body, Gu Qing snorted unbearably, and left in a huff.

Wu Juan asked Shi Kongbu with a cute face, "Aren't we here to find the boss?"

Shi Kongzhang spread his hands, shrugged his shoulders and said——Lord Hades has left, so what are you looking for.

Wu Juan covered his hands and sighed with emotion: "Boss and Xiaobai have such a good relationship, we've talked for so long."

Shengze's pink bubbles were interrupted instantly.

Shi Kongzun looked at Wu Juan with a complicated expression.

Wu Juan shuddered at the sight of him, and said tremblingly, "What, what's wrong?"

"It's nothing." Shi Kongbuan sighed, turned around and left unsteadily, "Perhaps, this is called Shou Shou Xiangxi."

Judge Wu:? ? ?

Besides Chang Bai and Su Ling, after a few days, Wu Juan also found his "past life" in front of the mirror.

At that time, the two "Wu judges" looked at each other in the mirror.

Jing Ling stretched out her paws cutely, and said, "Hello."

Wu Juan was stunned for a moment, and then waved blankly: "Hello."

Then, Jing Ling foolishly tilted her head to the left.

At the same time, Wu Juan foolishly tilted his head to the right.

With their eyes intertwined, the two looked at each other and smiled, and said happily in unison: "You really look like me."

——This is definitely the most harmonious pair of mirror images so far!

But in this way, it also overturned Su Ling's previous deduction.

Shi Kongzun frowned and said: "At present, the mirror spirits that you have appeared in the past don't have much in common."

Su Ling said thoughtfully: "Our mirror spirits are all in ancient costumes, but Xiaopan's mirror spirit is dressed the same as yours. This is the first suspicious point."

Judge Wu nodded.

Su Ling said again: "My mirror spirit is myself, while Xiaobai's mirror spirit is Xiao Wu. When it is Wu Pan's turn, he becomes himself again. This is the second doubt."

Chang Bai nodded.

Su Ling thought about it carefully, and finally added: "Among the three mirror spirits, the only one who truly admits that he is a mirror spirit rather than a human being is mine."

Wu Juan agreed: "My one told me that he wanted to be friends with me."

Chang Bai also affirmed: "The brother in the mirror tried to deceive me into pretending to be real, but later because I was not fooled, he even lost his temper."

Su Ling was even more puzzled: "In contrast, my mirror spirit is more like a reminder to me."

Chang Bai and Wu Pan looked at each other, then shrugged, expressing that there was nothing they could do about it.

Su Ling began to pull her hair in distress.

Shi Kongbu was a little speechless: "You still have time to worry about... A Shengze, a Hades, you don't even use such a big cheat?"

Su Ling slapped his head, suddenly said: "I forgot."

Reminded by Shi Kongbu, Su Ling found Gu Qing again.

Lu Qing still remembered what happened before, thinking that Su Ling had been dating Sheng Ze secretly all this time, immediately his nose was not his nose, and his eyes were not his eyes.

——In short, I hate iron but steel.

Su Ling obediently called out: "Brother Gu."

Gu Qing turned her face arrogantly: "Hmph."

Su Ling: "Is there anything you can do about Jingling?"

Gu Qing: "Oh."

Su Ling: "Both Xiaobai and Wu Pan and I met Jingling, but our situations are different. Why?"

Gu Qing: "Ha!"

Su Ling: ...Brother Gu became dumb?

In desperation, Su Ling turned around and went to look for Sheng Ze again.

Su Ling: "Aze, Aze, have you met Jingling?"

Sheng Ze laughed idiotically: "Hey hey."

Su Ling was a little confused: "What are you laughing at?"

Sheng Ze pursed his lips, held back for a long time, and then thought of Su Ling's words "we are together more than ten hours a day", he couldn't help laughing out: "Hey hey hey."

Su Ling: ... Are one or two crazy? !

Shi Kongzan watched with relish, and said sincerely from the side: "Love makes people stupid, love makes people blind, love makes ghosts mad."

Su Ling: ...I love your size.

Chang Bai, on the other hand, gnawed on melon seeds, with an expression on his face: "Tsk tsk tsk tsk."

Chang Wu reached out and stroked Chang Bai's nape to smooth his hair. With tenderness hidden in his eyes, he said, "Do you want to eat walnuts? I'll peel them for you."

Chang Bai said bluntly: "Eat!"

Su Ling: ...

There is no harm without comparison.

Meng Xiaoman, a single mother, hugged herself tremblingly, looked out of the window, and said melancholy: "Winter is gone, will spring be far behind?"

At this point, the company's overall style of painting began to run in a strange direction.

Boss Su, who is neither blind nor mad, has no choice but to continue to rely on himself to strive for ample food and clothing.

As a result, the entrusted client was out of luck.

On this day, the customer was calling Su Ling for the eighth time, crying about his experiences these days.

Boss Su crossed his legs, held the phone with three fingers lightly, and smiled like a little fox: "Don't worry, the beads produced by our company are definitely useful... What, did you run into a ghost last night?"

Boss Su narrowed his eyes, and smiled even more happily: "Isn't there nothing wrong with it? It means that the beads given to you are still useful."

The client cried and protested in a low voice: "Nothing happened, but I went to the toilet last night, and a woman's head crawled out of the toilet!"

Su Ling looked at Meng Xiaoman in amazement, and asked with her mouth - is it you?

Dare to drill into the toilet... Warrior!

Meng Xiaoman shook his head, and replied with his mouth - not me.

It's my subordinate who was forced to be a strong man.

Meng Xiaoman silently added in his heart.

The subordinate who was forced to climb the toilet: woo woo woo...

The customer didn't get a response, and continued to cry: "The other day I went to the kitchen and opened the refrigerator, and there were eyeballs frozen in it!"

Su Ling's gaze swept across Shi Kongzan's hollow eye holes naturally, and the corner of his mouth twitched.

Shi Kongbu still has the same fat and handsome face, but now there are only two holes where his eyeballs were originally placed, which are dark, with loose eyelids hanging from above.

Su Ling subconsciously remembered the novel she had read - "Feng Shen Yan Yi", the part where King Zhou forced Empress Jiang to gouge out her eyes.

Compared to a ghost story, it looks more like a scheming show, okay?

The blind Shi Kongzan smiled implicitly, and signaled——I'll supervise him by the way.

Su Ling had to ask out loud, "What about the eyeballs?"

While talking, Su Ling couldn't help staring at Shi Kongbu, disapproving - you don't mind putting your eyeballs there?What if it breaks?

The customer whimpered and said, "Put it in the window, I dare not lose it, lest ghosts come to me and ask for my eyeballs."

"You did the right thing." Su Ling comforted the customer, and then signaled Shi Kongbu with her eyes desperately - hurry up and get it back!

Shi Kongzun pursed his lips, and reluctantly closed his hollow and sunken eyelids.

In the next second, Shi Kongbu opened his eyes again, and the eyeballs inside had returned to their places.

On the phone, the voice of the customer who was complaining suddenly paused, and then complained in a more broken voice: "It's gone, the eyeballs just disappeared suddenly, wow ah ah—"

The author has something to say: Congratulations to today's champion, Little Angel Yuebai, for winning the [Eyeball of Shi Kongburied]~

#eyeball# Attribute: A ghost will be summoned at midnight today, he will hit his head on the ground, his seven orifices will bleed and beg you for eyeballs continuously.

All the cuties who throw mines and irrigate will get today's drop: [Holy Spirit brand dog food]

Dog food attributes: Although the two are not together, they are determined to distribute dog food every day!

Thanks to the little angel who voted [Bazooka]: Zou Yuebai 1;

Thanks to the little angel who irrigated [nutrient solution]:

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