Snow leopards like to bite their tails
Chapter 56
"Hey! Who are you guys!" A few sleazy men jumped out of the intersection, pointing at Liujiao and Snow Wolf King aggressively, "Who told you to set up a stall here?"
The Snow Wolf King finally breathed a sigh of relief. After working for a long time, finally a gangster came to find fault.This is also what the Snow Wolf King had thought up. He thought that the gangsters would come to ask for protection money not long after the stall was set up, but he didn't expect it to take so long.The goods they set up at the stall were not enough to sell, and they were almost selling their hues.Fortunately, these hooligans came in time, otherwise they would really have to "sacrifice their hue".It would be too embarrassing if this spread!
The Holy Snow Wolf King and Snow Leopard's Chief Guard collect money in the street and let them touch! ! !
no no no...
A thing that will last forever! ! ! !
The people who were queuing saw the gangsters coming to make trouble, and they all dispersed quickly.A few hooligans were standing next to the stall, and they kicked their sugar bowls, saying aggressively, "Who are you? Who told you to set up a stall here?"
The Snow Wolf King glanced at the snow leopard, then at the hooligan, and said, "We... we just arrived in Guibao Land, why did we offend a few elder brothers?"
The hooligan leader looked at the Snow Wolf King and said, "You're very polite! You're an honest man, so I won't go around in circles with you. You need to charge a management fee for setting up a stall here, do you know?"
The Snow Wolf King nodded and said, "I don't know how much I have to pay? Who should I give it to?"
"Leave it to me, about...five thousand a month." Said the hooligan leader.
The Snow Wolf King said in surprise, "So many?"
"Too much? Then you don't want to set up a stall." The gangster said rudely, "Besides, I just saw that your business is very good! 5000 yuan is nothing, right?"
The Snow Wolf King said, "But, if our business is good, will you increase the management fee accordingly?"
The hooligan leader laughed and said, "You know quite well!"
The Snow Wolf King said: "Then why are we working so hard to set up a stall? How about the two of us hang out with you, big brother!"
The hooligan leader was startled: "Huh?"
The Snow Wolf King pulled Liujiao, pointed at the hooligan leader and said, "Xiaojiao, aren't you called a boss?"
Liujiao didn't know why, but still obediently shouted to the gangster leader: "Boss!"
The hooligan leader took a step back and said, "Hey? Why did you call me up? Do you think I'm someone who accepts younger brothers so casually?"
The Snow Wolf King said, "Then, are there any rules?"
The hooligan leader looked at the Snow Wolf King and the two, and said, "You two are greasy-faced, can you fight?"
The Snow Wolf King only said: "I'm average, but my wife is very good at fighting. Come on, Xiaojiao, perform one."
Liujiao was stunned and said, "What's the show?"
The hooligan leader looked at Liujiao, a white-faced boy who looked seventeen or eighteen years old, shook his head, and said, "How good is it? Can you blow me out?"
"It's fine." Liu Jiao obediently sent the rogue brother flying.
The gangster brother was slapped flying, he couldn't believe it, he fell to the ground, touched his face, trembling with anger: "It's wrong! How dare you hit me!" As he said, the gangster looked at the gangsters around him and said : "What are you still doing? Why don't you go together!"
Hearing this, several hooligans rushed up and besieged Liujiao.Liujiao shook his big tail, hopped and hopped, and slapped each of them, like a cat catching a mouse, so that they fell to the ground one by one, calling for their parents.
After Liujiao knocked down the hooligans, he asked the Snow Wolf King, "Is my performance finished?"
The Snow Wolf King sighed helplessly, and said, "Hmm...it's not quite what I imagined..."
As he said that, the Snow Wolf King said to the hooligan leader again: "Boss, we really want to be your little brother."
The hooligan boss said a lot of dirty words.The vulgarity of the words was simply unbearable, Snow Wolf King frowned and said to Liu Jiao: "Let's show the big brother some more."
Hearing this, Liu Jiao went up to make up a few tricks on the hooligan leader.In the end, the hooligan leader was carried away by several other hooligans. Before leaving, he shouted: "Don't be complacent! Don't leave if you have the ability!"
Liu Jiao was stunned for a while listening.Others persuaded: "You better go away! The 'I'm so poisonous' people are not easy to mess with!"
Liujiao turned her head, looked at Snow Wolf King and said, "Xiao Baizi, shall we go?"
"Didn't you say don't leave if you have the ability?" Snow Wolf King said, "Do you think we have the ability?"
Liujiao smiled and said, "Yes."
Liujiao and Snow Wolf King were a little bored standing here, so they went shopping.Liujiao said again: "Didn't you say don't go?"
The Snow Wolf King only said: "We haven't gone far, they can find us."
As he said that, the Snow Wolf King led Liujiao and wandered around the street again: "We earned a lot today, so if you see something you like, go buy it."
Liujiao didn't see anything he liked and wanted to buy, so he sat down on the side of the street with the Snow Wolf King to make skewers.
Snow Wolf King and Liu Jiao ate meat skewers there for a long time, and finally a bunch of hooligans came out, holding up their knives one by one, and said, "Look! It's them! If they are brothers, kill them!"
Seeing that they had knives, Snow Wolf King said, "Xiaojiao, let's run."
People in the Jianghu said: No matter how good your martial arts are, you are afraid of kitchen knives!
So, the Snow Wolf King put down the banknotes on the dining table, pulled Liujiao and jumped onto the eaves together, galloping recklessly under the moonlight full of the smell of skewers.
Liu Jiao suddenly remembered the scene of Snow Wolf King and him running on the palace wall in the setting sun.At that time, Liujiao missed the days of running in the mountains, so Snow Wolf King accompanied him to run in the inner palace.Now—Liujiao seldom thinks about the days in the mountains.
Occasionally, I think that the springs, clear streams, tall trees, and deep forests in the mountains are all good, but Liujiao still prefers small white characters.
Liujiao didn't know how far he and the Snow Wolf King had run, they had already run out of the urban area and arrived in a dense forest.The Snow Wolf King pulled Liujiao and sat down beside the stream in the forest, and said with a smile, "Are you tired?"
"Not tired." Liujiao shook her head, turning around in darkness, but said, "They really can't catch up with us at all."
"Of course." Snow Wolf King replied.
Liujiao said, "Actually, there are not many of them. Although they have knives, I think they can handle it."
"Having said that, we are pretending to be cat demons and dog demons." Snow Wolf kingly said, "It's unreasonable to fight too much. It will easily arouse suspicion."
Liujiao didn't quite understand either, so she leaned on Snow Wolf King's shoulder to watch the moonlight.Liujiao thought about what happened today again in her mind, and after thinking about it, she asked, "When you were pretending to be outside, you seemed to say that I was your wife?"
The Snow Wolf King smiled when he heard the words: "Yes."
Liujiao asked, "Is this part of the disguise?"
The Snow Wolf King turned his head and looked at Liu Jiao under the moonlight, with a hazy beauty on his face: "No." After saying that, the Snow Wolf King lowered his head and kissed Liu Jiao's lips.
The group of younger brothers with knives couldn't catch up at all, so they came back in defeat and reported to the boss again.In fact, the hooligan leader that Snow Wolf King and Liu Jiao met on the street today was not a big boss, and they couldn't mobilize so many people at all.It's just that this little rascal was beaten badly, and he reported it to his boss. His boss felt that it was disgraceful to be beaten in the street, so he sent a watermelon knife squad to take revenge. Unexpectedly, it also failed.
So, the boss reported the situation to his boss and asked for support.
The boss of this big guy heard the words and said: "Let me sort out this matter, that is, there are two young young men with strong martial arts who want to join our gang, you go to chop them, and even split a fork, is that what you mean? "
"Well...it seems like..."
As a result, the hooligan leader and his boss were brutally and passionately insulted.
The next day, Liujiao and Snow Wolf King also showed up on time to set up a stall on the street.This time, the hooligan leader came with a few hooligans smiling and carrying two baskets of fruit in his hand.
Seeing him coming, Liujiao became a little wary: "Why are you here again?"
The hooligan leader smiled and said, "Come on, I'll give you this worthless thing."
Liujiao took the fruit basket and found that it was full of average-looking bananas and apples, so she said, "It's really worthless stuff."
The rogue leader's face was a little uneasy, and he said, "Just a little thought..."
Liujiao flipped through the fruit basket and said, "And they happen to be the ones I don't like."
The hooligan leader looked at Liu Jiao's innocent face, and felt angry: This little bitch, pretends to be so innocent, beats people so hard, and speaks so viciously!
But the Snow Wolf King said: "What's the big brother doing?"
"Oh, what a 'big brother', everyone is brothers!" said the hooligan leader with a smile.
Liujiao said curiously: "If it's brothers, why did you kill us last night?"
"If it's a brother..." The hooligan leader said dryly, "If you don't cut him down, you are not a brother! This... This is the tradition of our gang, and it is also a test for you. It is not a real cut."
"Oh." Liujiao nodded and said, "So that's how it is."
The hooligan leader said again: "Come, come, our boss wants to see you."
Snow Wolf King and Liu Jiao followed the rogue leader to meet the boss.The boss they met was in a magnificent office.As soon as the office door was pushed open, I saw a long waxed table. Behind the table was a black boss chair, which slowly turned around. On the boss chair sat a fat head with big ears, a thick neck with a gold chain, and furry ears. A big fat orange cat with black sunglasses and a chubby leather jacket that couldn't be zipped up.
The hooligan leader said: "Look, this is the boss of our division, Brother Big Orange."
Brother Daju nodded to Liujiao and Snow Wolf King, and said, "Are you two the two rookies who can fight well?"
The Snow Wolf King said: "The one who can hit is my wife, but I can't."
Brother Daju was stunned, and said, "You can't fight? Then why should I accept you?"
Snow Wolf King said: "My wife can fight. He needs me to have the courage to fight. This is love..."
"Pull it down." Brother Big Orange said, "I think you are a bundle sale!"
The hooligan leader indeed saw that the Snow Wolf King was tall, thin, fair, and elegant, and he had never seen the Snow Wolf King do anything. He also believed that the Snow Wolf King could not fight, so he said contemptuously: "Hey! Pull him down and kill him!"
"When is it your turn to speak?" Big Orange gave the hooligan leader a cold look.
The hooligan leader immediately trembled and dared not speak.
Brother Big Orange said: "You see, this little brother can't beat him, but he has a wife who can beat him. What does that mean?"
"What do you mean?" The hooligan leader didn't even understand.
Brother Big Orange said, "Look at his face, don't you understand?"
The hooligan leader looked at Snow Wolf King's face and shook his head: "I don't understand."
Brother Daju said: "He is still a dog monster. The dog monster X is very capable! He is so handsome! Well, although he can't fight, he is still very valuable."
The rogue leader fell into confusion: "Then... what should we do then?"
Brother Big Orange pointed at Liujiao and said, "This cat will be kept as a thug." After speaking, Brother Big Orange pointed to Snow Wolf King: "Let's take this dog to the Ministry of Public Security."
The Snow Wolf King finally breathed a sigh of relief. After working for a long time, finally a gangster came to find fault.This is also what the Snow Wolf King had thought up. He thought that the gangsters would come to ask for protection money not long after the stall was set up, but he didn't expect it to take so long.The goods they set up at the stall were not enough to sell, and they were almost selling their hues.Fortunately, these hooligans came in time, otherwise they would really have to "sacrifice their hue".It would be too embarrassing if this spread!
The Holy Snow Wolf King and Snow Leopard's Chief Guard collect money in the street and let them touch! ! !
no no no...
A thing that will last forever! ! ! !
The people who were queuing saw the gangsters coming to make trouble, and they all dispersed quickly.A few hooligans were standing next to the stall, and they kicked their sugar bowls, saying aggressively, "Who are you? Who told you to set up a stall here?"
The Snow Wolf King glanced at the snow leopard, then at the hooligan, and said, "We... we just arrived in Guibao Land, why did we offend a few elder brothers?"
The hooligan leader looked at the Snow Wolf King and said, "You're very polite! You're an honest man, so I won't go around in circles with you. You need to charge a management fee for setting up a stall here, do you know?"
The Snow Wolf King nodded and said, "I don't know how much I have to pay? Who should I give it to?"
"Leave it to me, about...five thousand a month." Said the hooligan leader.
The Snow Wolf King said in surprise, "So many?"
"Too much? Then you don't want to set up a stall." The gangster said rudely, "Besides, I just saw that your business is very good! 5000 yuan is nothing, right?"
The Snow Wolf King said, "But, if our business is good, will you increase the management fee accordingly?"
The hooligan leader laughed and said, "You know quite well!"
The Snow Wolf King said: "Then why are we working so hard to set up a stall? How about the two of us hang out with you, big brother!"
The hooligan leader was startled: "Huh?"
The Snow Wolf King pulled Liujiao, pointed at the hooligan leader and said, "Xiaojiao, aren't you called a boss?"
Liujiao didn't know why, but still obediently shouted to the gangster leader: "Boss!"
The hooligan leader took a step back and said, "Hey? Why did you call me up? Do you think I'm someone who accepts younger brothers so casually?"
The Snow Wolf King said, "Then, are there any rules?"
The hooligan leader looked at the Snow Wolf King and the two, and said, "You two are greasy-faced, can you fight?"
The Snow Wolf King only said: "I'm average, but my wife is very good at fighting. Come on, Xiaojiao, perform one."
Liujiao was stunned and said, "What's the show?"
The hooligan leader looked at Liujiao, a white-faced boy who looked seventeen or eighteen years old, shook his head, and said, "How good is it? Can you blow me out?"
"It's fine." Liu Jiao obediently sent the rogue brother flying.
The gangster brother was slapped flying, he couldn't believe it, he fell to the ground, touched his face, trembling with anger: "It's wrong! How dare you hit me!" As he said, the gangster looked at the gangsters around him and said : "What are you still doing? Why don't you go together!"
Hearing this, several hooligans rushed up and besieged Liujiao.Liujiao shook his big tail, hopped and hopped, and slapped each of them, like a cat catching a mouse, so that they fell to the ground one by one, calling for their parents.
After Liujiao knocked down the hooligans, he asked the Snow Wolf King, "Is my performance finished?"
The Snow Wolf King sighed helplessly, and said, "Hmm...it's not quite what I imagined..."
As he said that, the Snow Wolf King said to the hooligan leader again: "Boss, we really want to be your little brother."
The hooligan boss said a lot of dirty words.The vulgarity of the words was simply unbearable, Snow Wolf King frowned and said to Liu Jiao: "Let's show the big brother some more."
Hearing this, Liu Jiao went up to make up a few tricks on the hooligan leader.In the end, the hooligan leader was carried away by several other hooligans. Before leaving, he shouted: "Don't be complacent! Don't leave if you have the ability!"
Liu Jiao was stunned for a while listening.Others persuaded: "You better go away! The 'I'm so poisonous' people are not easy to mess with!"
Liujiao turned her head, looked at Snow Wolf King and said, "Xiao Baizi, shall we go?"
"Didn't you say don't leave if you have the ability?" Snow Wolf King said, "Do you think we have the ability?"
Liujiao smiled and said, "Yes."
Liujiao and Snow Wolf King were a little bored standing here, so they went shopping.Liujiao said again: "Didn't you say don't go?"
The Snow Wolf King only said: "We haven't gone far, they can find us."
As he said that, the Snow Wolf King led Liujiao and wandered around the street again: "We earned a lot today, so if you see something you like, go buy it."
Liujiao didn't see anything he liked and wanted to buy, so he sat down on the side of the street with the Snow Wolf King to make skewers.
Snow Wolf King and Liu Jiao ate meat skewers there for a long time, and finally a bunch of hooligans came out, holding up their knives one by one, and said, "Look! It's them! If they are brothers, kill them!"
Seeing that they had knives, Snow Wolf King said, "Xiaojiao, let's run."
People in the Jianghu said: No matter how good your martial arts are, you are afraid of kitchen knives!
So, the Snow Wolf King put down the banknotes on the dining table, pulled Liujiao and jumped onto the eaves together, galloping recklessly under the moonlight full of the smell of skewers.
Liu Jiao suddenly remembered the scene of Snow Wolf King and him running on the palace wall in the setting sun.At that time, Liujiao missed the days of running in the mountains, so Snow Wolf King accompanied him to run in the inner palace.Now—Liujiao seldom thinks about the days in the mountains.
Occasionally, I think that the springs, clear streams, tall trees, and deep forests in the mountains are all good, but Liujiao still prefers small white characters.
Liujiao didn't know how far he and the Snow Wolf King had run, they had already run out of the urban area and arrived in a dense forest.The Snow Wolf King pulled Liujiao and sat down beside the stream in the forest, and said with a smile, "Are you tired?"
"Not tired." Liujiao shook her head, turning around in darkness, but said, "They really can't catch up with us at all."
"Of course." Snow Wolf King replied.
Liujiao said, "Actually, there are not many of them. Although they have knives, I think they can handle it."
"Having said that, we are pretending to be cat demons and dog demons." Snow Wolf kingly said, "It's unreasonable to fight too much. It will easily arouse suspicion."
Liujiao didn't quite understand either, so she leaned on Snow Wolf King's shoulder to watch the moonlight.Liujiao thought about what happened today again in her mind, and after thinking about it, she asked, "When you were pretending to be outside, you seemed to say that I was your wife?"
The Snow Wolf King smiled when he heard the words: "Yes."
Liujiao asked, "Is this part of the disguise?"
The Snow Wolf King turned his head and looked at Liu Jiao under the moonlight, with a hazy beauty on his face: "No." After saying that, the Snow Wolf King lowered his head and kissed Liu Jiao's lips.
The group of younger brothers with knives couldn't catch up at all, so they came back in defeat and reported to the boss again.In fact, the hooligan leader that Snow Wolf King and Liu Jiao met on the street today was not a big boss, and they couldn't mobilize so many people at all.It's just that this little rascal was beaten badly, and he reported it to his boss. His boss felt that it was disgraceful to be beaten in the street, so he sent a watermelon knife squad to take revenge. Unexpectedly, it also failed.
So, the boss reported the situation to his boss and asked for support.
The boss of this big guy heard the words and said: "Let me sort out this matter, that is, there are two young young men with strong martial arts who want to join our gang, you go to chop them, and even split a fork, is that what you mean? "
"Well...it seems like..."
As a result, the hooligan leader and his boss were brutally and passionately insulted.
The next day, Liujiao and Snow Wolf King also showed up on time to set up a stall on the street.This time, the hooligan leader came with a few hooligans smiling and carrying two baskets of fruit in his hand.
Seeing him coming, Liujiao became a little wary: "Why are you here again?"
The hooligan leader smiled and said, "Come on, I'll give you this worthless thing."
Liujiao took the fruit basket and found that it was full of average-looking bananas and apples, so she said, "It's really worthless stuff."
The rogue leader's face was a little uneasy, and he said, "Just a little thought..."
Liujiao flipped through the fruit basket and said, "And they happen to be the ones I don't like."
The hooligan leader looked at Liu Jiao's innocent face, and felt angry: This little bitch, pretends to be so innocent, beats people so hard, and speaks so viciously!
But the Snow Wolf King said: "What's the big brother doing?"
"Oh, what a 'big brother', everyone is brothers!" said the hooligan leader with a smile.
Liujiao said curiously: "If it's brothers, why did you kill us last night?"
"If it's a brother..." The hooligan leader said dryly, "If you don't cut him down, you are not a brother! This... This is the tradition of our gang, and it is also a test for you. It is not a real cut."
"Oh." Liujiao nodded and said, "So that's how it is."
The hooligan leader said again: "Come, come, our boss wants to see you."
Snow Wolf King and Liu Jiao followed the rogue leader to meet the boss.The boss they met was in a magnificent office.As soon as the office door was pushed open, I saw a long waxed table. Behind the table was a black boss chair, which slowly turned around. On the boss chair sat a fat head with big ears, a thick neck with a gold chain, and furry ears. A big fat orange cat with black sunglasses and a chubby leather jacket that couldn't be zipped up.
The hooligan leader said: "Look, this is the boss of our division, Brother Big Orange."
Brother Daju nodded to Liujiao and Snow Wolf King, and said, "Are you two the two rookies who can fight well?"
The Snow Wolf King said: "The one who can hit is my wife, but I can't."
Brother Daju was stunned, and said, "You can't fight? Then why should I accept you?"
Snow Wolf King said: "My wife can fight. He needs me to have the courage to fight. This is love..."
"Pull it down." Brother Big Orange said, "I think you are a bundle sale!"
The hooligan leader indeed saw that the Snow Wolf King was tall, thin, fair, and elegant, and he had never seen the Snow Wolf King do anything. He also believed that the Snow Wolf King could not fight, so he said contemptuously: "Hey! Pull him down and kill him!"
"When is it your turn to speak?" Big Orange gave the hooligan leader a cold look.
The hooligan leader immediately trembled and dared not speak.
Brother Big Orange said: "You see, this little brother can't beat him, but he has a wife who can beat him. What does that mean?"
"What do you mean?" The hooligan leader didn't even understand.
Brother Big Orange said, "Look at his face, don't you understand?"
The hooligan leader looked at Snow Wolf King's face and shook his head: "I don't understand."
Brother Daju said: "He is still a dog monster. The dog monster X is very capable! He is so handsome! Well, although he can't fight, he is still very valuable."
The rogue leader fell into confusion: "Then... what should we do then?"
Brother Big Orange pointed at Liujiao and said, "This cat will be kept as a thug." After speaking, Brother Big Orange pointed to Snow Wolf King: "Let's take this dog to the Ministry of Public Security."
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