Snow leopards like to bite their tails
Chapter 33
"Send, send, send, otherwise, how can you look like a friend?" Sui Sui said, holding his chin, "Besides, it's a crime to keep obscene books privately, so it's better to make him suffer a little bit."
The Xuehu patriarch said again: "It seems that although there are many concubines in the palace, only you and Xuebao are sleeping, right?"
Sui Sui felt that his "sleep attendant" was not the "sleep attendant" as everyone said, and he didn't believe that Snow Leopard and Dawang were there every night to do the quiz.However, Sui Sui also refused to admit that he didn't get the king's blessing, that would be too embarrassing.Therefore, Sui Sui pretended to be calm and said: "You can say that."
"Then keep it up..." Patriarch Xuehu nodded and said, "After all, if you are still a virgin after entering the palace for a year, you will be released from the palace as a free agent. After a year, they will all be released." , maybe only you and the snow leopard are equally divided."
Sui Sui was startled, and his heart became even more confused.
This is also the rule set by the previous generations, in order not to let the concubine be lonely for a lifetime.After the beauties are donated by all ethnic groups, if the beauties do not get lucky within a year, they can marry freely, and the king will also reward a good sum of money as a dowry gift.
Inside the Spring Pavilion.
On the other side, Liu Ming persuaded Liu Jiao: "You have to watch it carefully, the vixen family has produced concubines from generation to generation."
"What do I think?" Liujiao asked back.
Liu Ming said: "According to the "Regulations on the Administration of the Humanization of the Harem", palace maids who have been in the palace for one year but are still virgins can leave the palace and marry freely. So, as long as you maintain the momentum of exclusive favors this year, after this In one year, there will be no one else in the palace to argue with you!"
Liujiao said in surprise: "Virgin? How do you count as a 'virgin'?"
Liu Ming coughed in embarrassment, and said: "Beauties are all 'experts' now, don't you need to ask me?"
"A female concubine should be different from a male concubine, right? For a male concubine, isn't it... as long as the fart has not been fucked before, it is considered a virgin?" Liujiao said.
As a foreign minister, Liu Ming couldn't answer this question well.
The big yellow duck replied, "Yes, that's fine."
Liujiao was startled: Then I am also a virgin?
After that year...
Will I leave the palace too?
Liujiao was at a loss.
Foreign ministers can't stay in the palace for too long, after talking for a while, Liu Ming resigned.Liu Ming also hoped that this favored snow leopard beauty would remember the fight for Gu He, but Liu Jiao was in a daze, thinking that if he was still a virgin, he would be released within a year.
After a while, Aye came into the room and said, "Suicai sent a gift."
Liujiao came back to her senses: "Suisui gave me a gift? Show me."
Aye handed a box to Liujiao, Liujiao opened the box, and found a book called "The Cheats of the Fox Clan: Seducing Dafa" inside.
Liujiao was taken aback, and said, "This...is this a pornographic book?"
The big yellow duck looked over and said, "Yellow, yellower than this duck."
But Liujiao said: "This is really strange, why did the Suicai people give this?"
But Aye said: "The servant who just came to give the gift said that Suicai was favored the day before yesterday, but these two days, there are rumors in the harem that you and him are at odds because of this. He said that he has no hostility, and he is still Jiaomei. My good friend, I just want to serve the King together, so I sent this book to express my heart."
Liujiao was quite moved when he heard this, "It seems that Suisui is still very good."
But the big yellow duck said nonchalantly: "This kind of words, just listen to it? If it were the little demon concubine from the previous dynasty..." The big yellow duck said halfway, but felt that it was not right to take office early in front of the current master. Well, I shut up.
"What will happen to the little demon concubine from the previous dynasty?" Liu Jiao asked curiously.
"Ah? He..." Big Yellow Duck thought for a while, but said straight, "He will definitely tear up this book in front of Sui Sui, and say, 'I don't need to learn this, but I am in a better mood. I can write a book for everyone to learn from.”
A Ye said in surprise: "Is it so horizontal?"
"Yes, very arrogant." The big yellow duck nodded and said, "He used to walk sideways in the palace. Those who didn't know thought he was a crab."
Liu Jiao was quite curious about this rumored little demon concubine: "Really?"
After he entered the palace, he also heard about the reputation of this little demon concubine.As we all know, the former Snow Wolf King was a very absurd king. He dozed off while using holographic projections in the court. He found power leveling to achieve achievements in the "diligent administration" task. He usually knew how to enjoy himself. He also said: "I can be a king not because I Being virtuous is because of a good fate. Therefore, if I feel bad about being a king, I am really sorry for the arrangement of fate."
His harem is full of beauties from all ethnic groups, and it is considered one of the most competitive harems in history.The little demon concubine was the first one for a while, and the most favored concubine was the noble concubine, who could compete with the queen at that time.
Liujiao asked: "The queen at that time? Is that the queen of the underworld now?" The big yellow duck nodded: "Yes."
"Where is the little demon concubine now?" Liu Jiao asked again.
The big yellow duck kept secret: "It's better not to ask the beauty."
Liu Jiao stopped asking, looked at the book "Seduce Dafa" at hand, and said, "Then tell me, should I learn this?"
A Ye said: "It's always right to learn more skills, isn't it overwhelming to have too many skills?"
But the big yellow duck objected: "This kind, if it is discovered, it will be punished, so it is best to burn it quickly."
A Ye said: "So many concubines will read this kind of book to learn skills. Although it is said to be against the rules, no one cares about it? Let's learn more skills!"
The two were arguing endlessly when they heard a knock on the door outside.The two fell silent, Liujiao stuffed the book under the cushion and said, "Who?"
The Xuehu patriarch said again: "It seems that although there are many concubines in the palace, only you and Xuebao are sleeping, right?"
Sui Sui felt that his "sleep attendant" was not the "sleep attendant" as everyone said, and he didn't believe that Snow Leopard and Dawang were there every night to do the quiz.However, Sui Sui also refused to admit that he didn't get the king's blessing, that would be too embarrassing.Therefore, Sui Sui pretended to be calm and said: "You can say that."
"Then keep it up..." Patriarch Xuehu nodded and said, "After all, if you are still a virgin after entering the palace for a year, you will be released from the palace as a free agent. After a year, they will all be released." , maybe only you and the snow leopard are equally divided."
Sui Sui was startled, and his heart became even more confused.
This is also the rule set by the previous generations, in order not to let the concubine be lonely for a lifetime.After the beauties are donated by all ethnic groups, if the beauties do not get lucky within a year, they can marry freely, and the king will also reward a good sum of money as a dowry gift.
Inside the Spring Pavilion.
On the other side, Liu Ming persuaded Liu Jiao: "You have to watch it carefully, the vixen family has produced concubines from generation to generation."
"What do I think?" Liujiao asked back.
Liu Ming said: "According to the "Regulations on the Administration of the Humanization of the Harem", palace maids who have been in the palace for one year but are still virgins can leave the palace and marry freely. So, as long as you maintain the momentum of exclusive favors this year, after this In one year, there will be no one else in the palace to argue with you!"
Liujiao said in surprise: "Virgin? How do you count as a 'virgin'?"
Liu Ming coughed in embarrassment, and said: "Beauties are all 'experts' now, don't you need to ask me?"
"A female concubine should be different from a male concubine, right? For a male concubine, isn't it... as long as the fart has not been fucked before, it is considered a virgin?" Liujiao said.
As a foreign minister, Liu Ming couldn't answer this question well.
The big yellow duck replied, "Yes, that's fine."
Liujiao was startled: Then I am also a virgin?
After that year...
Will I leave the palace too?
Liujiao was at a loss.
Foreign ministers can't stay in the palace for too long, after talking for a while, Liu Ming resigned.Liu Ming also hoped that this favored snow leopard beauty would remember the fight for Gu He, but Liu Jiao was in a daze, thinking that if he was still a virgin, he would be released within a year.
After a while, Aye came into the room and said, "Suicai sent a gift."
Liujiao came back to her senses: "Suisui gave me a gift? Show me."
Aye handed a box to Liujiao, Liujiao opened the box, and found a book called "The Cheats of the Fox Clan: Seducing Dafa" inside.
Liujiao was taken aback, and said, "This...is this a pornographic book?"
The big yellow duck looked over and said, "Yellow, yellower than this duck."
But Liujiao said: "This is really strange, why did the Suicai people give this?"
But Aye said: "The servant who just came to give the gift said that Suicai was favored the day before yesterday, but these two days, there are rumors in the harem that you and him are at odds because of this. He said that he has no hostility, and he is still Jiaomei. My good friend, I just want to serve the King together, so I sent this book to express my heart."
Liujiao was quite moved when he heard this, "It seems that Suisui is still very good."
But the big yellow duck said nonchalantly: "This kind of words, just listen to it? If it were the little demon concubine from the previous dynasty..." The big yellow duck said halfway, but felt that it was not right to take office early in front of the current master. Well, I shut up.
"What will happen to the little demon concubine from the previous dynasty?" Liu Jiao asked curiously.
"Ah? He..." Big Yellow Duck thought for a while, but said straight, "He will definitely tear up this book in front of Sui Sui, and say, 'I don't need to learn this, but I am in a better mood. I can write a book for everyone to learn from.”
A Ye said in surprise: "Is it so horizontal?"
"Yes, very arrogant." The big yellow duck nodded and said, "He used to walk sideways in the palace. Those who didn't know thought he was a crab."
Liu Jiao was quite curious about this rumored little demon concubine: "Really?"
After he entered the palace, he also heard about the reputation of this little demon concubine.As we all know, the former Snow Wolf King was a very absurd king. He dozed off while using holographic projections in the court. He found power leveling to achieve achievements in the "diligent administration" task. He usually knew how to enjoy himself. He also said: "I can be a king not because I Being virtuous is because of a good fate. Therefore, if I feel bad about being a king, I am really sorry for the arrangement of fate."
His harem is full of beauties from all ethnic groups, and it is considered one of the most competitive harems in history.The little demon concubine was the first one for a while, and the most favored concubine was the noble concubine, who could compete with the queen at that time.
Liujiao asked: "The queen at that time? Is that the queen of the underworld now?" The big yellow duck nodded: "Yes."
"Where is the little demon concubine now?" Liu Jiao asked again.
The big yellow duck kept secret: "It's better not to ask the beauty."
Liu Jiao stopped asking, looked at the book "Seduce Dafa" at hand, and said, "Then tell me, should I learn this?"
A Ye said: "It's always right to learn more skills, isn't it overwhelming to have too many skills?"
But the big yellow duck objected: "This kind, if it is discovered, it will be punished, so it is best to burn it quickly."
A Ye said: "So many concubines will read this kind of book to learn skills. Although it is said to be against the rules, no one cares about it? Let's learn more skills!"
The two were arguing endlessly when they heard a knock on the door outside.The two fell silent, Liujiao stuffed the book under the cushion and said, "Who?"
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