Snow leopards like to bite their tails

The snow leopard still hid under the table and did not come out, but the doctor Yu Shi knew it belonged to the snow leopard when he saw the tail, so he asked the king, "This is the beauty of the snow leopard in the palace who has the only spring beauty? Isn't it?"

Snow Wolf King replied: "Aiqing, please don't make unnecessary speculations, this is just a servant."

Doctor Yu Shi then said: "Since the servant, why didn't you stand up and upright, but hide under the table furtively?"

The Snow Wolf King smiled slightly and said, "You have overstepped."

When Doctor Yushi heard this, he was even more indignant: "Your Majesty, is this intimidation?"

"Red Lord, send Xu Yushi off." The Snow Wolf King shook his sleeves, leaned back, and looked very happy.

The red fox agreed, then walked up to Xu Yushi, pointed at the door, raised his hand and said, "Doctor Yushi, please."

Xu Yushi was invited out of the palace, he was so angry after all, he went back and wrote a big article to describe how the snow leopard beauty violated the rules so that the snow wolf king was lured to do absurd things.At the end of the article, he also reprimanded the snow leopard for its blue face, which must be dealt with seriously. He also expressed the hope that the snow wolf king will change his ways as soon as possible and continue to be a wise monarch.

He published the article on Yushi Forum.

He hoped to resonate with the censors and jointly protest together.

After Xu Yushi finished publishing, there was a reply soon.

"So, you woke up the king in the middle of the night to talk to him about this shit?"

"No, no, no, he woke up the king in the middle of the night to chat about fart, and even lifted the king's table."

"Huh? Am I the only one who thinks Xu Yushi is weird?"

"Didn't you even see who the other party was? Why did you insist that it was the snow leopard beauty?"

"Did the Dongli County offend you? Did the Snow Leopard Clan offend you? They just opened their mouths to bite. They bit your horse."

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Xu Yushi looked at the various hot comments that came up in an instant, and with a bang in his head, he discovered a fact: "The king bought water and controlled the comments???"

This guess made Xu Yushi even more angry: The seemingly cold and elegant king actually used such a low-level method?It seems that I, a critical minister, must continue to work hard!

This strong sense of responsibility made Xu Yushi even more sleepless. He turned on the computer and began to write long reports again.

Contrary to his diligence, after the Snow Wolf King sent him away, he went back to sleep with the snow leopard beauty in his arms.Liujiao was a little worried, and said, "I think that adult is very angry!"

"I'm very angry too." The Snow Wolf King smiled, "Why don't you ask me?"

Liujiao looked at the gentle smile on Snow Wolf King's face, and said blankly, "Your Majesty is also angry? Why didn't I see it?"

The Snow Wolf King stroked Liu Jiao's hair, smiling without saying a word.

At this time, the red fox had already sent Xu Yushi off and came back, he only said: "Your Majesty, this servant has already sent Xu Yushi away."

"Well, is the forum being stared at?"

"Your Majesty, don't worry, I've been watching."

"There is one more thing," Snow Wolf lordly said, "Find the big white cat servant and dye his tail with black spots."

"The villain understands." The red fox knew it, agreed and withdrew.

In the middle of the night, the big white cat was pulled out of the bed by the red fox, pulled to dye its fur, and got a tail with the same style as a snow leopard.

"Although it's still not as big as the snow leopard's tail, it looks about the same." The red fox said while rubbing his chin.

The big white cat servant was also confused, and went to court with the king the next day along with the red fox.

Xu Yushi mentioned this matter again in the court hall.The red fox pointed to the big white cat and said, "Last night, it was him that Lord Yushi saw."

"You...do you think I'm a fool?" Xu Yushi gritted his teeth angrily.

"The minister also has a book to play." Li Yushi stepped forward and said.

"Speak." Snow Wolf King said.

Li Yushi said: "I want to join Xu Yushi."

"Are you joining me?" Xu Yushi was furious, "What are you joining me?"

Li Yushi only said: "I watched the Yushitai forum last night, and found that you said that you pulled the tail of the snow leopard that was exposed under the table in the Yushufang?"

"Yes!" Xu Yushi said loudly, "I don't regret it!"

"Then you really don't know how to repent!" Li Yushi said coldly.

"What?" Xu Yushi only said, "You are also a censor, do you know what the duty of admonishing ministers is?"

"First the minister, then the admonishing minister!" Li Yushi only said, "Your Majesty, I want to join Xu Yushi and step on the imperial steps without the King's permission!"

Xu Yushi's face turned pale all of a sudden.

The law stipulates that when a courtier meets the king, he must wait at the bottom of the steps, and he is not allowed to go forward without an edict.At that time, when Xu Yushi saw the beauty's tail, he was so angry that he forgot about it.

Xu Yushi hurriedly said: "I'm just in a hurry..."

"Is it possible to lose sight of the sage in a moment of impatience?" Li Yushi scolded, "Whether the snow leopard beauty is a seducer or not has not been conclusively determined, but if you overstep and commit a crime, it is a certainty! If you don't punish severely, it will not be enough to enforce the law!"

Xu Yushi finally understood that this Li Yushi was helping the king raise the banner, and said angrily: "A minister can't disregard principles just to please the king!"

Li Yushi thought to himself: Are you stupid?Isn't the principle of being a minister just to please the king?

"I also act according to the laws and regulations," Li Yushi said, "Why do you want to please the king? If you slander your colleagues in the court, the crime will be aggravated!"

Xu Yushi hurriedly turned to the king and said, "Please learn from me, Your Majesty!"

The Snow Wolf King smiled and said, "Forget it, you both have your own reasons. Let's stop here for today's business."

Xu Yushi breathed a sigh of relief, and naturally did not mention the beauty of the snow leopard squatting under the table.

The Snow Wolf King brought the red fox down to court, and the red fox said again: "Why don't you take this opportunity to punish Xu Yushi severely, and let him stop being so arrogant!"

"Forget it," Xuelang said kingly, "everyone with a discerning eye knows what's going on. If I protect Jiaomei too much, Xu Yushi won't be the only one who will have opinions."

The matter appears to have settled down.But this has become a topic instead. People in the former dynasty generally know that the most favored person in the harem is Snow Leopard Beauty, and they all talk about it.On the other hand, in the harem, there is no gossip, because everyone is preparing for the exam.

The Snow Leopard tribe is located in a mountainous area, and the economy is not rich, so education has not been developed.Liujiao grows wild in the mountains. If you ask him to go hunting, it will be difficult, but if you ask him to do homework, it will really kill him.

Liujiao bit the tip of the pen, looked at the homework, and frowned.

"'Can't resist the temptation, so I bring myself to perish and throw myself into a trap', the four-letter word that expresses this meaning and includes animals is..."

The big yellow duck looked at it and thought: This question is simple, isn't it just "moths to the fire"?

Liujiao thought for a while, and wrote down the answer "Looking for death".

The big yellow duck shook his head aside, and said: "The title is written, it must be a four-character word."

Liujiao bit the tip of the pen and wrote "I want to die".

But the big yellow duck shook his head and said: "The title says 'four-character words containing animals'. It must include animals!" Then, lest Liujiao didn't understand, the big yellow duck said, "And it's an insect."

Liujiao thought about it again, and wrote down "Gel Bait to Kill Cockroaches".

At this time, Ah Ye walked in: "Beauty, it's time to eat."

Liujiao said, "Okay, let's eat first. You can tell the internal affairs department to remove my sign. I still have to do my homework."