How to Survive As a Villain

Chapter 33 You just need to be skinny

There was no entourage, no dragon chariot, the two walked slowly from the east of the palace to the west of the palace, from early morning to noon, Xiao Yu'an finally stopped.

Yan Heqing raised his head and looked forward. There were fireworks, and the smell of food was everywhere. In front of the house, which was neither extravagant nor simple, there was a plaque with three words: Imperial Dining Room.

Yan Heqing was confused and asked, "This is it?"

Xiao Yu'an had a harmless smile on his face: "To tell you the truth, I'm lost."

Yan Heqing: "..."

"Don't look at me like that. I'm not familiar with this palace. I asked about the route yesterday, but the palace is too big, and the corridors and courtyards look so similar. I lost my way when I walked." Xiao Yu'an was innocent. Street stalls.

Yan Heqing looked at him and felt a headache: "Then why did you stop?"

Xiao Yu'an rubbed his stomach with a long sigh: "I'm hungry, I remembered that the imperial dining room is nearby, so I walked over."

A trace of helplessness flashed across Yan Heqing's eyes: "Then go and eat something, wait, what are you doing?"

Xiao Yu'an took out a piece of silk from nowhere, covered half of his face, and tied a knot behind his head: "Take a little secretly, so as not to mobilize the crowd, and find a way when you are full."

Yan Heqing: "..."

Wouldn't it be exciting to go to the imperial dining room to steal something to eat!

Xiao Yuan gave Yan Heqing a piece of silk cloth, moved quickly, and stuck it to the base of the wall, Yan Heqing hesitated, and finally covered his face, followed Xiao Yuan to the vermilion wall in the backyard.

Xiao Yu'an found a problem at this moment.

Although he has practiced self-defense since he was a child, he can't climb walls.

After all, he is in the 21st century and he has no chance to practice these things as the CEO.

"I can't climb up." Xiao Yu'an turned around and asked Yan Heqing for help.

Yan Heqing raised his eyes to look at Zhu Qiang, took a few steps back, took a run-up, tapped the wall with his toes, and turned up with his strength.

Xiao Yu'an sighed again and again in his heart, and couldn't help wanting to applaud.

As expected of the male lead, he is so handsome even over a wall.

Yan Heqing grabbed the eaves of the wall and wanted to pull Xiao Yu'an over, but he saw Xiao Yu'an silently took a few steps forward, then pushed open the small wooden door in the backyard, and walked in leisurely.

Yan Heqing asked: "...do you know that the door is unlocked?"

Xiao Yu'an replied: "I know, when the cat came over just now, I saw that the wooden door was not padlocked."

Yan Heqing asked with difficulty: "Then why do you still have to climb the wall?"

Xiao Yu'an's smile was gentle and watery: "Because climbing over the wall has a sneaky feeling, which is more in line with our current behavior."

Yan Heqing couldn't bear it anymore, grabbed the back of Xiao Yu'an's neck, and said coldly: "See you on the road to Huangquan."

"Hit again when you're full, hit again when you're full!" Xiao Yu'an wailed a few times, broke free from the restraints, and shrank back.

Yan Heqing glanced at him, then turned and walked towards the kitchen.

It was Xiangwu, the imperial dining room was very busy, and there were people everywhere, the two quietly walked around, and finally found a quiet hut next to the woodshed.

This hut should be for the servants to eat. It is simple and narrow, clean and cold, and the servants are busy at this time, so there is no one here.

Xiao Yu'an walked in generously, took out two white flour steamed buns from the pot, held one in his mouth, and handed another to Yan Heqing.

Yan Heqing silently took the steamed buns, chewing them one after another.

"Is there no meat..." Xiao Yu'an muttered, searching the cupboard.

Yan Heqing stood aside and watched Xiao Yu'an toss and turn, listening keenly to the movement outside.

After Xiao Yu'an ransacked the cupboard, he got into the hearth again. Yan Heqing watched him become ashamed, he hesitated to speak for a while.

"Ah, there are roasted sweet potatoes." Xiao Yu'an put the sweet potatoes with charcoal ashes in his arms as if he had found a treasure, and turned his head to ask Yan Heqing for credit, but Yan Heqing's eyes flashed suddenly, and he walked over quickly, with a Grabbing Xiao Yu'an's collar and throwing him out of the window, he quickly flipped through the window by himself.

Xiao Yu'an rolled twice on the ground, and suddenly fell into a daze. When the sky was spinning, the girl screamed in his ears: "Ah!! Come here! There are thieves!!"

Yan Heqing landed lightly, stepped forward, picked up Xiao Yu'an who was still rubbing his head, tapped his toes, and flew out, the speed was jaw-droppingly fast, but within a short while, the two easily escaped from the chase.

After confirming that no one was following, Yan Heqing put Xiao Yu'an down.

Xiao Yu'an hurriedly looked down and let out a long breath.

The sweet potatoes were safely in my arms and did not fall.

Xiao Yu'an rubbed his sore arm, handed Yan Heqing a piece of roasted sweet potato, and patiently discussed with others: "Actually, I'm quite quick to open the window. Really, next time when this happens again, can you let me know in advance?"

There is another time to steal food in the imperial dining room?Yan Heqing twitched the corner of his mouth, took the sweet potato, but didn't respond.

After filling his stomach with sweet potatoes, Xiao Yu'an looked around. There were no palaces and sleeping palaces around. They were all surrounded by gardens, and there were no guards patrolling them.

Xiao Yu'an cleared his throat, turned his head and smiled at Yan Heqing: "I seem to..."

"Ask for directions." Yan Heqing interrupted him with a simple expression of horror.

Xiao Yu'an obediently turned around to look for someone, the place was too remote, the two circled around and finally met a guard.

The guard probably also came here to take a nap, seeing the two of them panicked and wanted to escape, but felt something was wrong after halfway through, and ran back waving his saber, yelling, "Who! Where did the suspicious person come from? "

Xiao Yu'an wiped his charcoal-black face, revealing facial features that could barely be seen clearly.

The guard shook his hand and knelt down with a plop: "Emperor, Your Majesty?"

"Don't kneel, get up." Xiao Yu'an raised his hand unbearably.

The guard stood up tremblingly: "Your Majesty, why did you come here? This is outside the palace."

Xiao Yu'an said: "Let me ask you, where is the Temple of Sacrifice to Heaven?"

The guard replied: "Go back to the emperor and go straight south for about six miles."

Xiao Yu'an thanked him with a smile, turned around and said to Yan Heqing, "Let's go?"

"En." Yan Heqing nodded.

The guards stared blankly at the two of them leaving side by side, and suddenly remembered something, and caught up with them in a few steps: "Your Majesty, Your Majesty, this is already outside the palace city, and the road ahead is not easy to walk, there are many forest trails, we should go back to the palace first, and sit down." Shall the dragon chariot go?"

"No, it's okay." Xiao Yu'an waved his hand, smiling warmly, his clear light pierced the daylight, depicting his beautiful eyebrows and eyes, when suddenly, he couldn't outline the appearance of the tyrant that everyone taboos.

The guard was stunned for a long time, and when he came back to his senses, the two had disappeared into the distance.

This walk went from noon to dusk again.

Xiao Yu'an is wearing a robe, not only can't move his legs, but he always hooks the branches, moving slowly back and forth, if it's not because of the cold, he really wants to tear off the hem.

It was dusk, the sky was getting darker, and the Temple of Sacrifice to Heaven finally appeared in front of the two of them.

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