How to Survive As a Villain

When Xiao Yu'an got the medical examination form, he was in a daze for a long time, then went back and searched through 233 novels about domineering presidents, but he couldn't find out what kind of routine the president who was terminally ill in his prime was.

However, Xiao Yu'an developed a hobby because of unintentional planting of willows and willows.

That is.

Reading novels!look!Web text!novel!

The road can't be found, and the disease can't be cured. Such a miserable life should use novels to soothe the soul.

As a result, when Xiao Yu'an wanted to find spiritual comfort in the novel, he was slapped severely by God again.

Xiao Yu'an read a novel that was proudly on the list of a certain website.

There are thousands of excellent works in this world, but Xiao Yu'an ordered this novel that he wanted to bury the author alive after reading it.

This novel is poisonous, and there is a poison hidden in the poison, and a knife hidden in the poison. When the readers can't stop reading it, they feed the flies to the readers leisurely, or the Spanish fly!

After reading it, Xiao Yuan flipped through the comment section of the novel, and as expected, the readers kindly and amiably showed the lower limit of their cursing skills to the author.

[What a good historical novel with superficial chapters, God damn it can be written as a fantasy stallion novel! ! !Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ! 】

[Author, come out, ah, ah, I promise I won't hit you!I cut you with a blade! ! ! 】

[The first half is instinctively conferring gods, the second half is about killing people! !Mentally retarded text! ! ! 】

In addition to scolding the author in the comments, there are also those who are tearing up, and they are tearing up brilliantly and exhilaratingly.There are those who tear up the characters, the plot, and the structure. True fans are mixed with black fans. They tear up the world and the ground, tearing up everything. In the end, even those who are tearing up probably don’t know what they are tearing up. .

Xiao Yu'an saw an interesting long review, the general content of which is as follows: As a historical novel lover, as a person who used to hold this book as a favorite, but now spits on it like an ant, I feel that I have something to say.

There is so much to say! ! !

First, let's take a look at the title of this book: "The History of the Four Kingdoms"

listen!Listen up!How orthodox!How elegant!How meticulous!What awe!

And this novel is very serious at the beginning!Let me briefly explain the plot for those who haven't seen it.

It tells the story of the prince of the South Yan Kingdom being captured and sent to the North Kingdom. The male protagonist who was once the prince was tortured, humiliated and abused in the North Kingdom, but he endured the humiliation and finally escaped from the North Kingdom.

However, the country he used to be was already in flames of war, the people were suffering, and the land was cut off by the enemy. Since then, the male protagonist has suffered a lot. Relying on hatred and great talent, he summoned his former subordinates to recruit soldiers and buy horses, and broke through the North Kingdom in one fell swoop. , and went further and further on the road of world domination.

friends! !Look!Look at the rise and fall of this country, look at the country's broken mountains and rivers, what a thrilling novel this is!

but! !! !!

Ever since the author finished writing about the hero breaking the North Kingdom, it's as if he's been on drugs! !The state of letting go of myself has begun!The female general of the Western Shu Kingdom, the prostitute of the Southern Yan Kingdom, and the twelve songstresses of the Eastern Wu Kingdom, the male lead is like a walking aphrodisiac, keeping the harem away while fighting.

side!beat!battle!side!receive!back!palace!

Why didn't his subordinates kill him yet! ! !

Wherever he really went, the girls came howling as if they didn't want money, and the male lead seemed to be hanging out, somehow unifying the world!

It's fine to write it as a stallion novel, and it's fine to write it as a sensual novel!At once!Calculate!up!

But what the hell is God damn Resurrection Pill? ?

Why is there still fantasy? ?

what?

Although Princess Beiguo is the white moonlight in the male protagonist's mind, she is one of the goddesses in the readers' minds, and there is no dispute that she is a recognized heroine.

but!She is dead!She was written to death by you, the author!

How many years have you been dead!

This is no longer a dead body, it is rotten! ! ! !

God damn Resurrection Pill!

Return your uncle! ! !

Author, won't your conscience hurt! ! !

No!meeting!pain!!

and!Since the hero is already wandering like this, why do you have to come up with such a paragraph to describe his affectionate appearance? ? ?I really don't understand! ! !

After Xiao Yu'an saw this comment, he thought for a while and replied with his own thoughts.

[The male protagonist should only love the princess of the North Kingdom, but the princess of the Northern Kingdom not only committed suicide because of him, but also refused to accept him until she died, so the male protagonist will become like that later, right?If the princess of the North Kingdom shows a little love for him, I think the hero will love him forever. 】