How to Survive As a Villain

"What's wrong with you, Duke Xiao? Why do you always have a sad face recently?" After dinner that day, seeing Xiao Yu'an holding his hair in distress, Tian Xiang asked while tidying up the dishes.

Xiao Yu'an said: "I'm not making the emperor angry, I'm thinking of a way!"

Tian Xiang's eyes widened: "No way, the emperor has come to sleep with you every day these days, urging you to change your medicine, it doesn't seem like he is angry!"

Xiao Yu'an: ''...When you said that, I suddenly realized, how can my Brother Yan be so good? ! "

Tian Xiang said: "If you ask me how to coax a girl, Prince Xiao, I might be able to tell you a few words, but the emperor's mind is too difficult to figure out, why don't you ask General Chen who is digging a pond at the entrance of the palace?" ?”

Xiao Yu'an slapped his head.

Hey!How could he forget about Chen Ge!

Chen Ge had been digging the soil for a whole day, and he finally took a rest. He was sitting by the side and just poured a mouthful of cold water, when a voice came from his ear: "Where does a happy life come from? It depends on labor." Come create!"

Chen Ge spit out a sip of water, choking almost to death.

Xiao Yu'an kindly reached out and patted his back to comfort him: "Slow down, slow down, don't worry."

Chen Ge was crying in his heart: I'm not in a hurry, I was scared by you!

Chen Ge finally calmed down, exhaled softly, and asked, "Young Duke Xiao, why did you come here, are you okay?"

"It's okay, I'll ask you a question." Xiao Yu'an sat down beside Chen Ge with a serious face, "How can I comfort my sweetheart when he is angry?"

Chen Ge drooled and asked, "It depends on what made the sweetheart angry."

Xiao Yu'an said: "I promised him not to do stupid things before, but in the end...but the situation was critical at that time! I also had no choice...just..."

Chen Ge nodded thoughtfully: "Did he argue with you?"

Xiao Yu'an said: "No, if he is willing to scold me, maybe the two of us will settle down after scolding, and now we are so angry that we don't even want to scold."

Chen Ge said: "That's really quite angry."

Xiao Yu'an propped his head in distress.

Chen Ge said: "Your Majesty Xiaojun, don't be too bored, this is coaxing people, isn't it just doing something that is beyond his expectations and surprises him?" He Qing didn't even want to face, he almost took off his clothes and sat on him, but in the end he failed to tease him, how could this be unexpected?

Chen Ge seemed to see through Xiao Yu'an's thoughts, and said again: "If it doesn't work, it must be because you didn't think of the idea. Think about it again, is there anything he expected so much from you that you didn't give?"

Xiao Yu'an propped his head and thought for a while, and suddenly Fu Ling thought: "I understand!"

Chen Ge nodded with a silly smile: "It's good to understand, wait a minute! You haven't been with the emperor lately, Prince Xiao... Could it be that you went to find someone else?! Prince Xiao, I understand

Bai, you and the emperor don't care about your mind, but you must not let your imagination run wild at this time!In case the emperor finds out!meet! "

Xiao Yu'an directly picked up the water sac that was put aside and blocked Chen Ge's mouth: "Are you really stupid or are you stupid?!"

At this moment, Yan Heqing was dealing with the affairs of the court, when suddenly a minister rushed in to remonstrate: "Your Majesty, envoys from foreign countries in the Western Regions have sent letters saying that they have heard that the king of the Western Shu Kingdom has come to our country to be a minister, if we do not send the King of the Western Shu Kingdom When we return to the Western Shu Kingdom, they will send troops to harass our border cities."

Yan Heqing paused his hands while reviewing the memorial, and slowly raised his head, with a bottomless chill in his eyes.

The minister didn't realize that Yan Heqing's expression was wrong, and he analyzed the situation in an orderly manner: "I believe that the king of the Western Shu Kingdom should be sent back to the Western Shu Kingdom first. Your Majesty, these foreign countries in the Western Regions are all nomads, reckless and warlike in nature. If our borders are harassed every day, the towns and people on the borders will definitely be complaining. This foreign country originally only coveted the land of Xishu Kingdom. It is worried that we will have a good relationship with Xishu Kingdom, so it made such a request. Why don't we wait for their two countries to fight each other first? After a while, another oriole will be behind, and he will be able to regain the Western Shu Kingdom and win the world in one fell swoop!"

The minister's analysis was clear and logical, Yan Heqing didn't criticize him too much, but said coldly: "Those who bully me on the frontier will be beaten."

The minister was stunned: "Fight? Foreign countries in the Western Regions? But your majesty, there is a Western Shu country between us and foreign countries. If we want to fight, we have to detour. It’s also hard to support!”

Yan Heqing shook his head: "No detour, pass through the Western Shu Kingdom."

The minister said: "Your Majesty, I know that you have always wanted to send troops to the West Shu Kingdom, but if we fight against the West Shu Kingdom at this time, this oriole will become a foreign country!"

Unexpectedly, Yan Heqing shook his head again, he said: "Marry and make friends with the Western Shu Kingdom, and fight against foreign countries."

The minister could hardly believe his ears.

marriage? !

Before, Xishu Kingdom wanted to make friends with Nanyan Kingdom, so they sent several portraits of different princesses for Yan Heqing to choose as a concubine, but Yan Heqing directly burned the portraits to nothing, and was determined to attack Western Shu Kingdom.

Now what does Yan Heqing mean by saying that he wants to get married!Which princess is she looking at!Hey!The emperor can do whatever he wants, marry if he says he wants to marry, and don't marry if he says he won't marry, right?Wait, it seems like he can do whatever he wants.

The minister still wanted to ask which princess it was, but Yan Heqing got up suddenly: "Retire without prior notice, and report tomorrow."

The minister didn't dare to say anything, so he had to leave in a hurry, thinking to himself: I heard earlier that no matter how busy the emperor is, he would definitely go back to the palace first, what I saw today is indeed true!