How to Survive As a Villain

President Xiao began to think about life again.

he!Once inspired to become a handsome and rich man!Evil and crazy!Spoil your loved ones!of!Domineering president!

he!I used to memorize three hundred sentences of the president's quotations!

he!I have been familiar with all kinds of goofy bridge routines!

But now he suddenly felt!

Wouldn't it be better for him to be tied to the bed by Yan Heqing honestly? ? ?

Let it go!Hold down the invisible wings of this domineering president!

Ah, this domineering president is really fucking hard to do.

Xiao Yu'an was still feeling emotional, Huang Yue walked in front of him calmly, the guard lifted Xiao Yu'an's head with a scabbard forcefully, forcing him to look at Huang Yue.

Huang Yue looked down at him and asked, "Prince Xiao Jun, are you convicted?"

Xiao Yu'an smiled: "I know."

Huang Yue was taken aback for a moment, then his expression returned to normal, and he said meaningfully: "Then Prince Xiao, tell me, what crime did you commit?"

Xiao Yu'an's smile continued: "The culprit who is charming, hey, I can't help it, who made me look so good-looking, the emperor is so fascinated by me."

Huang Yue: "..."

After Xiao Yu'an clearly saw Huang Yue's mouth and eyebrows twitching together, he couldn't help laughing out loud.

Huang Yue said: "Prince Xiao Jun is really optimistic, and he is still joking at this time, no, should I change my rhetoric and say that you are so pitiful? Do you just want to win the emperor's favor?"

Speaking of which, Huang Yue threw a dozen letters in front of Xiao Yu'an's eyes: "These are familiar to Prince Xiao?"

Xiao Yu'an said truthfully, "I haven't seen it before."

"Prince Xiaojun, I have someone to prove it, so don't deny it." Huang Yue thought he was a fool, and said with a sneer.

Xiao Yu'an showed an innocent face: "I've never seen it before."

"Okay, then I'll help Prince Xiao recall memories."

It turned out that Prince Xiao actually thought of assassinating Yan Heqing when he was depressed in Nanyan Kingdom!It's fine to have the idea of ​​assassinating the hero, but Lord Xiao accidentally put the handle in Huang Yue's hands.

This is why Xiaojun Wang Mingming had a good relationship with Xue Yan before, but later had to negotiate with Huang Yue.

The evidence in Huang Yue's hands was solid, Xiao Yu'an couldn't argue with it, and was thrown into prison without any accident.

Outside the prison, Huang Yue's confidant whispered in his ear: "General Huang, just now I saw Chen Ge's subordinates among the crowd around him. He left in a hurry after watching for a while. It should be to inform Chen Ge. went."

Huang Yue didn't take it seriously: "Even if Chen Ge knew it, so what? Could it be that he has the ability to erase the fact that King Xiaojun wanted to assassinate the Emperor?"

As soon as the words fell, hurried footsteps came from not far away.

Huang Yue and his subordinates looked back, they were so shocked that they knelt down and clasped their fists and shouted: "Your Majesty!!!"

Yan Heqing didn't even give them alms, his face was as cold as ice, and he was in a hurry to go to prison, Huang Yue quickly stepped forward and knelt in front of Yan Heqing, blocking his way: "Your Majesty, please listen to my minister."

Then Huang Yue began to count Xiao Yu'an's criminal evidence in detail. He knew that Yan Heqing would ask questions, and he prepared his speech in advance. broken.

Yan Heqing's tone was extremely cold, as if suppressing the overwhelming anger, deep in his eyes was an abyss of ice, he said, "Have you finished?"

Huang Yue was caught off guard when he was interrupted, and he was taken aback: "Chen... Chen... report to the emperor..."

Yan Heqing didn't respond any more, and went directly to the prison by bypassing him.

Huang Yue was startled.

How could this be? !

The Prince Xiaojun has been in Nanyan Kingdom for more than a year, and Yan Heqing has never looked at him directly, so it is impossible for Yan Heqing to come to save people!

Could it be that the emperor was furious when he heard the evidence of King Xiao's assassination of himself, and prepared to kill King Xiao himself?

Huang Yue looked at the back of Yan Heqing walking into the prison, a cunning and joy flashed in his eyes.

Xiao Yu'an was chatting with the jailer. He was sitting in front of the prison door, crossed one leg and asked the jailer brother at the door leisurely: "Hey, little brother, come and chat."

At the beginning, the jailer brother put on airs and reprimanded him with a straight face: "The prison is heavy, don't talk!"

Xiao Yu'an shrugged his shoulders and spread his hands: "I don't have Xuan Ye, I just talk well, brother, do you have a girlfriend?"

Jailer: "...What is a girlfriend?!"

Xiao Yu'an smiled and said, "It's the daughter-in-law, does the daughter-in-law know?"

The jailer said, "Oh, hum, no!"

Xiao Yu'an asked again: "Then do you have a boyfriend?"

The jailer asked inexplicably: "...What the hell is a boyfriend?!"

Xiao Yu'an replied with a smile: "Master, husband, do you understand?"

jailer:"......"

"Little brother, don't be silent! Do you know that there is a word called acquiescence? The meaning of acquiescence is..."

The jailer couldn't bear to interrupt him: "No!!"

Xiao Yu'an: "Ah! That's such an unfortunate coincidence! I have it!"

Jailer: "...When will the guard be replaced?!"

Xiao Yu'an was overwhelmed with joy, and laughed out loud. After laughing, he began to embrace his arms, and put the back of his head against the prison door to think about things.

In the original book, Xiao Pingyang helped Yan Heqing force out the evidence of Huang Yue's pursuit of power. Yan Heqing once wanted to impeach Huang Yue regardless of other people's rumors, but was finally persuaded by Xiao Pingyang to calm down.

Later, Xiao Pingyang and Yan Heqing acted in a scene of hostility. Xiao Pingyang pretended to join Huang Yue, ostensibly helped him seek power, and secretly joined forces with Yan Heqing, and finally caught Huang Yue's fox by the tail.

Xiao Yu'an took a long breath, thinking: How can I help Yan Heqing?

He was thinking about it when a panicked shout came from outside the prison: "Emperor, Your Majesty!?"

Xiao Yu'an stood up and turned his head to look, and saw Yan Heqing walking towards him with vigorous steps, his icy eyes turned gentle the moment they looked at him.

The jailer at the side knelt down in a panic and shouted to the emperor, Yan Heqing didn't want to say a word of nonsense at all, so he reached out and pulled out the knife from the jailer's waist, and cut off the lock of the prison door.

Yan Heqing opened the door and walked into the prison, pressed Xiao Yu'an's shoulders, and checked the person from front to back, left, right, left, right, and right. He was slightly relieved when he saw that Xiao Yu'an was not injured.

Xiao Yu'an smiled and said, "Brother Yan, I'm fine."

Yan Heqing hummed: "I'll take you out."

"Wait!" Xiao Yu'an grabbed Yan Heqing's arm, "I have something to discuss with you."

Seeing him staring at the jailer, Yan Heqing suddenly understood, called everyone back and looked at Xiao Yu'an.

Xiao Yu'an said: "Brother Yan, have you been waiting for the opportunity to impeach Huang Yue?"

This is the first time Xiao Yu'an talked about government affairs with Yan Heqing, seeing Yan Heqing nodded, Xiao Yu'an explained everything he knew in detail, and then said: "I have an idea."

Yan Heqing asked: "What?"

Xiao Yu'an stroked his thoughts, and said: "Brother Yan, don't rescue me from prison, lock me up for a few days, and then I..."

"No."

Xiao Yu'an just started talking, when Yan Heqing interrupted abruptly, Xiao Yu'an was taken aback, and said: "It's only a few days, tell the jailer not to hurt me

it is good……"

Yan Heqing said incredulously, "No."

"Brother Yan, I'm not afraid of the filth and smell of the prison, it's fine to be locked up for a few days."

"No."

Xiao Yu'an: "...Brother Yan, let me help you."

Yan Heqing stopped talking, stepped forward to hug Xiao Yu'an, but Xiao Yu'an took a few steps back and refused to hug him.

Seeing the faint anger covering Yan Heqing's body, and his eyes turning cold for a moment, Xiao Yu'an quickly explained: "I'm dirty, I've been sitting everywhere in this prison just now, don't hug me now."

Yan Heqing said, "I don't think so."

Xiao Yu'an said: "You don't dislike me! Since I'm not allowed to stay in the prison, wait until I go out to wash and then hug me, it's okay, right?"

Yan Heqing was silent for a while, then nodded.

The two left the prison, Yan Heqing asked people to prepare clean clothes, Xiao Yu'an was unwillingly muttering that he wanted to help Yan Heqing along the way, and after arriving at the bathing pool, he finally calmed down for a while.

Xiao Yu'an took off his clothes and soaked himself in the pool, but seeing Yan Heqing standing aside, neither leaving nor coming down, Xiao Yu smiled and poured water on him: "Let's wash together."

Yan Heqing was splashed straight, he reached out to wipe the water off his face, and was caught off guard by Xiao Yu'an who swam quietly to the side of the pool and dragged him into the pool.

The water splashed everywhere, and Yan Heqing fell into the pool and was immediately soaked, looking a little embarrassed.

Xiao Yu'an smiled and put his hands on Yan Heqing's shoulders. Yan Heqing was wearing a dark black shirt, and his sleeves floated in the water, entwined and brushed against Xiao Yu'an's white body, like the "full words and endless meanings" left in the ink painting. Bai, Xiao Yu'an smiled and said, "Brother Yan, are you angry because I didn't give you a hug in prison just now?"

Yan Heqing looked at Xiao Yu'an without blinking, his dark eyes were full of water mist, he stretched out his hand and slowly brushed Xiao Yu'an's back with his fingertips, from the neck to the tailbone, he asked: "Xiao Yu'an, what do you want to do?" help me?"

Xiao Yu'an was so scratched that he couldn't help shivering, it took him a long time to stabilize his emotions and stop trembling, he said: "Think about it!"

Suddenly Xiao Yu'an's eyes lit up: "What's wrong? Have you figured it out yet? Brother Yan, let me tell you, my bitter trick... oh!"

Xiao Yu'an's voice stopped abruptly, because half of his fingers were pushed into the shameless place under him.

Yan Heqing leaned against his ear, exhaled warmly, and his voice was low and hoarse, he said: "Xiao Yu'an, then use the bottom to help me."

Xiao Yu'an: "...Say, it's good to talk, talk well! Open, what yellow, yellow, yellow, accent!!...Forget it, go ahead, why you

You can be so handsome with a yellow accent, why? ! "