How to Survive As a Villain

Xiao Yu'an didn't expect Yan Heqing to ask this suddenly, he was startled for a moment, then suddenly realized something, got up, looked at Yan Heqing and said with a smile: "Brother Yan, do you want to marry me?"

Yan Heqing didn't hide it: "Yes."

Xiao Yu'an crossed his legs, counted with his fingers and said with a smile: "If you are conventional, just buy a diamond ring with tens of carats. If you are a little bit tricky, you can build a fish pond for me. If you can't, what kind of helicopter? Get a certain ring." A certain famous tower, if it doesn’t work, blow it up with billions of fireworks, and don’t stop until the ozone layer is destroyed.”

Yan Heqing: "..."

Xiao Yu'an waved his hand and said: "Hey, I know that none of these can be realized, it's okay, in my previous life, there was another way for two people to get married, but this way is the most difficult of all ways, do you listen? "

Yan Heqing nodded.

Xiao Yu'an clenched his fists, cleared his throat, and looked at Yan Heqing from the corner of his eye. Seeing his serious face and nervous expression, he couldn't help laughing out loud, but quickly restrained himself, and said, "That's..."

Xiao Yu'an dragged on his words long and slowly, Yan Heqing slightly clenched his hands that had been placed on both sides, and suddenly Xiao Yu'an pressed his shoulders and turned around. Under the vast starry sky, the two looked at each other, their eyes intertwined with the moonlight , Xiao Yu'an said: "Accompany me well for the rest of my life."

Yan Heqing looked at him, with light hidden deep in Qingjue's eyes, he said, "Okay."

Xiao Yu'an rolled his eyes and smiled, and said: "Well, yes, Brother Yan, I will teach you a word to express my heart in my previous life."

As he said that, Xiao Yu'an picked up a branch and wrote a sentence of "I love you" in English on the ground. He has practiced cursive style, and the sentence in English is beautiful and chic, with a hook in the pen.

Yan Heqing asked, "Is this a painting?"

Xiao Yu'an laughed: "It's not a painting, it's a sentence, I'll teach you how to pronounce it."

Xiao Yu'an read it a few times, and Yan Heqing was so gifted in language that he could speak correctly within a few minutes. Xiao Yu'an couldn't help feeling that the hero's aura is really radiating 360 degrees without dead ends.

Xiao Yu'an threw the branch and said: "Okay, now in the whole world, only you and I can understand this sentence."

Yan Heqing asked: "What does this sentence mean?"

Xiao Yu'an rubbed his chin, and replied: "It comes from different people and has different meanings. Let me tell you what it means to me. What it means to me is..."

Saying that, Xiao Yu settled down, thought for a while, and said, "Long Lovesickness, Long Lovesickness, My brother Yan is so handsome."

"The peach blossoms are shining brightly. When Brother Yan returns home, he is suitable for his family."

"There are trees in the mountains, and there are branches in the trees. The heart is happy and the river is clear, waiting to be married."

"I wish to win Brother Yan's heart, and the white heads will not be separated."

"Yuan has Zhi, Li has orchid, Si He is clear, but I dare not speak."

Yan Heqing: "..."

Xiao Yu'an smiled and asked, "Are you still listening?"

Yan Heqing: "Listen."

Xiao Yu'an said: "...Brother Yan, why don't you play your cards according to the routine? Normally, it shouldn't be because you dislike me and tell me not to continue talking?"

Yan Heqing looked at him and said, "I still want to hear it."

Xiao Yu'an: "Success... let's do it."

Then Xiao Yu'an almost poured out all the text and ink in his stomach, racked his brains and kept making it up, but finally couldn't make it up, and had to beg for mercy, Yan Heqing let him go.

It's getting late, and it's time to go back to the mansion. Yan Heqing wanted to continue carrying Xiao Yu'an, but Xiao Yu'an refused, and argued: "My legs are fine, so you don't need to carry it, let me go by myself."

Yan Heqing said, "It's been too long today."

Xiao Yu'an said: "Not long ago, I was already tired from walking back and forth today, you still have to carry me on your back, it's too hard, it's okay, I'll go by myself, don't worry

Heart, I..."

Xiao Yu'an's voice stopped abruptly, because Yan Heqing wrapped his arms around his waist, hugged him in his arms, and then walked towards the small town.

Xiao Yu'an, who was clearly arranged, said: "I, I know, it's okay to recite, let me recite?"

Yan Heqing didn't intend to let him go at all.

Xiao Yu'an was startled, and said: "Brother Yan, you don't plan to just carry me back to town like this, do you? If the neighbors see it, they will misunderstand."

Yan Heqing looked down at him and said, "What's the misunderstanding?"

Xiao Yu'an said: "It doesn't matter if you know that my leg is injured. If you don't know, you may be misunderstood..."

While talking, Yan Heqing had already returned to Taoyuan Village with Xiao Yu'an in his arms, and Aunt Ma, who was full of food and walking for a walk, came to meet her. Seeing the posture of the two of them, she suddenly laughed out loud, her eyes disappeared, and she yelled something : "Hey! Yu'an, did you make Mr. Yan angry?"

Xiao Yu'an: "...Aunt Ma, how do you see that I made Brother Yan angry?"

Aunt Ma took out her small handkerchief and gently shook Xiao Yu'an in Yan Heqing's arms: "How dare you ask Auntie! Don't you feel ashamed, ashamed, does your back hurt? You don't listen to Mr. Yan's words, and you are directly... ..cough, it should be! It should be!”

Xiao Yu'an: "..."

Aunt Ma, please don't read some weird books, and make up the messy plots in your head, okay?

After laughing, Aunt Ma raised her orchid finger and said to Yan Heqing: "If you treat Xiao Yu'an with a temperament like this, that's how it should be. If you make a fuss and punish him well, your memory will grow! Mr. Yan, Madam supports you!"

Mrs. Ma deliberately said the word "punishment" in a very meaningful way, making it hard for people not to misunderstand.

Yan Heqing nodded to Aunt Ma, Xiao Yuan collapsed and covered his face with one hand.

After Aunt Ma teased Xiao Yu'an, she twisted her waist and walked away contentedly. Xiao Yu'an said, "Brother Yan, look, I just said use your back. Now Aunt Ma misunderstood that we two had sex, so what about the two of us will be tomorrow." It can be spread to all ten townships and eight villages nearby!"

Yan Heqing hummed.

Xiao Yu'an asked: "Well, what do you mean! Hey, hey, brother Yan!"

Xiao Yu'an stretched out his hand and shook it in front of his eyes, Yan Heqing came back to his senses and looked down at him: "?"

Xiao Yu'an was helpless, and asked with a smile: "What are you thinking, so preoccupied."

Yan Heqing replied: "Yehe."

Xiao Yu'an: "..."

Yan Heqing continued thoughtfully: "You can try it when you feel better."

Xiao Yu'an slapped his face with a slap, making it impossible to see whether he was shy or broken. He didn't answer on the surface, but he was muttering in his heart: He doesn't care!Yan Ge, who is serious and has a yellow accent, is unbelievably handsome!