How to Survive As a Villain

Xiao Yu'an was taking a bath in the small river tremblingly, the night was cold and the moon was cold, the water was cold, Xiao Yu'an hurriedly scrubbed himself clean, kicked on the bottom of the river, half-walked and half-swimmed towards the place where the clothes were put on the bank, and finally reached On the shore, a monkey was found looking around his clothes.

Xiao Yu'an smiled and threw a small stone beside the monkey to scare it away: "My clothes are not food, so why are you so curious?"

The monkey was startled, bared its teeth and yelled at Xiao Yu'an, then picked up one of his shoes and threw it into the river vigorously.

"Hey!" Xiao Yu'an yelled, turned around to grab the shoes, but missed one, and the shoes floated away along the water.

The monkey was still screaming threateningly on the shore, Xiao Yu'an clasped his fists at it: "You are fierce, you are fierce, you are not as fierce as you."

One of the shoes is gone, is it possible to jump back to the barracks with one foot?Xiao Yu'an walked ashore with a headache, reaching out to get his clothes, but the monkey suddenly picked up the clothes on the ground, made a strange cry and ran towards the woods.

Xiao Yu'an was dumbfounded for half a second, and tried to chase after him: "Hey!stop! "

A person came from a distance, Xiao Yu'an was supposed to be a soldier who came to take a bath, he didn't care and planned to continue chasing the monkey, but he turned his head and squinted his eyes, and immediately turned around and jumped into the river with a plop.

Yan Heqing: "..."

Xiao Yu'an got out of the river and touched the drops of water on his face: "Brother Yan, the monkey has robbed me of my clothes! Quickly, quickly, help me chase!"

Yan Heqing looked in the direction he pointed, but it had been quite a while, and there was no sign of the monkey.

Xiao Yu'an immersed himself in the river, wishing he could drown himself.

Yan Heqing leaned over by the river and reached out to him: "Come up, the water is cold."

Xiao Yu'an surfaced, spat out a mouthful of water, and said vaguely: "I have no clothes on, and I have nothing to wear."

Yan Heqing coughed lightly, took off his coat, and handed it over, with an uncompromising tone: "Put on mine first, and come up."

Xiao Yu'an walked ashore hesitantly, took Yan Heqing's robe, put it on extremely quickly, and hurriedly walked towards the barracks: "Go, go, go back and find some clothes to wear, it's freezing to death."

Yan Heqing caught up with Xiao Yu'an in a few steps, grabbed his knees, and hugged him horizontally: "Don't worry, if you don't have shoes, don't worry about hurting your feet."

The momentary flight made Xiao Yu'an subconsciously reach out and hug Yan Heqing's neck to prevent the two of them from losing their balance and falling, only to realize that he had thought too much, Yan Heqing clearly walked like flying, and looked steady.

Xiao Yu'an couldn't help but said: "Brother Yan, I'm a big man anyway, you can hug me if you say so, I don't want to lose face? Although it's very suave, this matter is about face, why don't you carry me on your back."

Yan Heqing said, "It's empty underneath you, so you can't carry it on your back."

Xiao Yu'an said: "Okay, okay... yes, yes, it makes sense, suddenly I miss my own body a little bit, although I can still hug it, but at least it can

You stagger. "

Inexplicably, Xiao Yu'an couldn't help shaking his head when he thought of the prince in Xishu Kingdom whose voice and appearance were exactly the same as his own.

Yan Heqing glanced at him and asked, "Is it cold?"

"Ah? What?" Xiao Yu'an came back to his senses, "Cold? It seems a little cold."

Xiao Yu'an didn't wipe off the water when he came out of the river, so Yan Heqing's coat was soaked through without any surprise, and when it was attached to Xiao Yu'an's body, it was really chilly when blown by the breeze.

Yan Heqing hugged Xiao Yu'an tightly without saying a word, and walked quickly towards the barracks. A few patrolling young soldiers watched in amazement as the emperor approached with a half-naked man wearing only a thin coat. He fell straight to the ground.

Xiao Yu'an looked at the sky and looked at the ground and coughed twice, and shouted at them: "The monkey snatched your clothes while you were taking a bath. What did you look at? Being hugged? What's wrong with being hugged? Does it mean that your emperor is close to the people and knows? Insist on coming from the masses." Do you know the leadership method and work policy of going to the masses? Don’t think about strange things when you are young.”

The young soldiers were selectively deaf and blind, and couldn't help roaring in their hearts: If I believe in you, you will be a ghost丨! !