How to Survive As a Villain

Xiao Yu'an never imagined that one day after time travelling, he would not be bored because of lack of TV, or suffer from lack of WIFI, or anxious because of lack of air conditioner.

But worried about not being able to sleep!sleep!No!Go!

After Xiao Yu'an lay dead on the bed for a long time without feeling sleepy, he simply turned over and went to harass Yang Liu'an who was watching the night in front of the temple.

Guard Yang was terrified, but he still honestly chatted with Xiao Yu'an about life.

Xiao Yu'an: "The sea is full of water, the horse has four legs, the heavens, I want to sleep."

The corners of Yang Liu'an's mouth were twitching, his heart was breaking down, but as the emperor's personal bodyguard, he listened to Xiao Yu'an's thoughts very conscientiously and seriously, he could be called the four good bodyguards who moved heaven and earth.

"By the way, Liu An, do you have any family?" Xiao Yu'an asked after reading for a while.

"Back to the emperor, no."

"Where are your parents?"

Yang Liu'an hesitated for a moment, but answered honestly: "I was born to a court lady. I don't know who the biological father is. I grew up in the palace. I was honored by the late emperor and got the post of bodyguard. Now I serve the emperor. I only wish Bow down and do your best until you die.”

Inexplicably thinking of the plot of the separation of Yang Liuan's corpse in the original book, Xiao Yuan frowned uncomfortably and changed the subject.

After chatting nonsense for a while, Xiao Yu'an remembered that the young king has the attribute of breaking his sleeves. He was afraid that if the chat continued, Yang Liu'an's innocence would be lost, so he went back to the bed to lift the corpse.

After standing upright for a while, the candlelight flickered outside the palace door, and it was Hongxiu who said, "Your Majesty, are you asleep?"

"Huh? Didn't sleep, what's wrong?" Xiao Yu'an was puzzled.

Hongxiu held a lantern in one hand and a porcelain bowl in the other: "My servant heard from guard Yang that the emperor couldn't sleep at night, so he made some soothing soup."

Xiao Yu'an's heart warmed: In this article where all the considerate girls will be included in the male protagonist's bag, you red-sleeved girl is definitely a clear stream!

And Hongxiu also knew that the young king had no choice but to be masculine, such behavior certainly did not have the meaning of seeking love, wait!Hongxiu knows her temperament, so...

Xiao Yu'an suddenly had an idea, and asked Hongxiu: "It's okay, I won't drink the soup, but Hongxiu, can you stay with me by the bed, just wait until I go to sleep."

Hongxiu was stunned: "The emperor thinks the long night is too boring? Why don't the slaves go and call a few servants to accompany you?"

Don't call those annoying little goblins anymore, I really can't walk the route of a domineering president!And when they come, they stick it on their bodies like dog skin plasters!I can't even tear it off!

Xiao Yu'an had no choice but to say, "No need, recently I advocate the preservation of the principles of heaven and the elimination of human desires."

"Mie, Desire to Destroy?" Hong Xiu was so startled that he almost bit off his tongue, "Your Majesty, why are you suddenly so weak!"

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After saying a word, Hong Xiu felt that something was wrong, and was so frightened that she plopped down on her knees: "Your servant, my servant speaks nonsense, please punish me by the emperor."

Xiao Yu'an, who felt that he couldn't sleep well any longer, wanted to cry without tears: "It's okay, get up, don't just kneel down."

Hongxiu heaved a sigh of relief.

Verbal communication failed, just when Xiao Yu'an was about to give up, Hong Xiu stopped talking nonsense and blew out the candle on his own initiative, standing beside the dragon couch.

Xiao Yu'an was so moved that tears welled up in his eyes, he turned over and went to have a tryst with Zhou Gong in peace of mind.

How to fall asleep was the most important issue, and it was finally solved. Just when Xiao Yu'an thought he could spend two days leisurely, the main story line in the original book came at him aggressively.

General Zhen Guo Beiping has come to remonstrate! ! !

Xiao Yu'an chewed the sweet-scented osmanthus cake, and asked Yang Liu'an who came to report with a blank face, "Who?"

"Your Majesty! It's General Sun!" Yang Liu'an broke down.

Xiao Yu'an choked on a mouthful of sweet-scented osmanthus cake and coughed for a while, Yang Liu'an quickly brought water: "Your Majesty, are you okay? Take it easy, eat slowly."

Also eat a hammer!

Xiao Yu'an hastily drank the water, and stuffed the porcelain bowl and the small dish with sweet-scented osmanthus cake into Yang Liu'an's arms: "All these are for you, where is General Sun?"

Yang Liu'an was inexplicably stuffed into his arms: "The general is waiting for His Majesty in the main hall."

Xiao Yu'an didn't dare to be negligent, he got up and rushed to the main hall in a hurry, while slandering him.

It's the original plot!

This Old General Sun is a big man. He is over sixty years old, and he followed the three generations of kings of the Northern Kingdom to conquer the world. His military exploits are outstanding and admired by thousands of people. military power.

Listen up, town!country!north!flat!big!Will!military!Cool or not!Great or not!

Moreover, the monarchs and ministers are always in-laws, and this old general is also the grandfather of the female Princess Yongning!

But it was such an old general who was almost beheaded by the young king in the original book!

Almost beheaded by that idiot!

Chopped! ! !

Since ancient times, the most loyal way to die for a courtier is probably to remonstrate with Wen and fight to the death.This old general fought on the battlefield for more than forty years, but he failed to die for his country, but he almost died in admonishment.

The plot of the original book is probably that the old general came to scold the young king for why you are so faint, you have squandered the treasury, and you still sing and dance every day, eating, drinking and having fun all your life, you are going to destroy the country like this!Why are you so unlucky, little brat?I want to take good care of you mentally retarded bastard on behalf of the late emperor.

The old general scolded a few words, and the young king tolerated it because of his status.

But the old general had a bad temper. After cursing for half an hour, the young king was so angry that he was thrown into prison.

Put this respected old general in prison! ! !

Now it's all right, the entire court was in a state of turmoil, and there was a period of turmoil. At any rate, the young king is not mentally retarded. He calmed down and realized that something was wrong. He let the old general out, and then put this matter behind him, and continued to hold banquets every day. The days were sloppy and absurd.

The old general is so angry, damn it, I don’t care about it!After walking away, I begged for bones, that is, I returned to my hometown, and went back to the countryside to farm and feed the fish.

Beiguo just lost an old general who was able to stabilize the morale of the army and was extremely skilled in the art of war.

When Xiao Yu'an first saw this passage, he couldn't help but sigh in his heart: It's unreasonable if the country isn't destroyed, okay? ! !