lips and teeth play

In today's recording, in addition to shooting the scenery, the guests also have the task of experiencing the nomadic life of the local residents.

It just so happens that this period of time is not considered a peak tourist season, there are very few tourists in the scenic area, and there are no hard-working sisters who have traveled all the way to Xinjiang to provide a relatively convenient shooting environment for the program group.

Shepherding naturally requires horse riding. According to the requirements of the program group, each group of guests needs to send a person to the stable to lead the horse.After all, Yan Chao grew up here, so he is naturally more familiar with horses, so he took on this mission honorably.

Unexpectedly, as soon as he walked to the stable with the other two guests, he was suddenly dragged into the car by the assistant director.

The assistant director briefly explained the situation. It turned out that one of the six horses that had been prepared had a sudden illness and was sent to the veterinary station for treatment early in the morning. Now there are only five horses left.For the sake of fairness, three people need to accept a small quick question and answer challenge respectively, and decide which group can only take one horse by the length of time.

Routines are routines.

Or there is no routine written in advance in the script.

Fortunately, Yan Chao reacted quickly and spoke smoothly. The challenge of quick questions and quick answers was not too difficult for him, so he accepted the challenge generously.

The assistant director gave a charming smile, took out a prompt board, and wrote on Yan Chao's side:

"The Great Test of Partners' Tacit Understanding"

Seeing this title, Yan Chao couldn't help but twitch his lips.

tacit agreement?He and Zhou Chenyu were pretty good even if they didn't fight, can they have a tacit understanding?

Before he finished complaining in his heart, the assistant director had already asked the first question: "The other party's occupation?"

Yan Chao was stunned, thinking what rubbish question this is, but he still answered quickly: "Cross talk actor."

"The other party's hometown?"

"Beijing."

"The other party's constellation?"

"Twins."

"The other party's blood type?"

"Type O."

What is the director team doing?Account investigation here?

If it weren't for Yan Chao's good habit of fully checking guest information on Du Niang, as well as his photographic memory, he would have overwhelmed the first few questions.

As a result, in the next second, a mess of problems came.

"What does the other party like to eat?"

"Soy milk fritters."

Beijingers, there's nothing wrong with it.

"Is the other party single or in a relationship?"

Of course Yan Chao doesn't know if Zhou Chenyu has a girlfriend, but no matter what the truth is, this question has a unified answer for all undisclosed male stars:

"single."

"The other party's mate selection criteria?"

Female, live.

Of course, Yan Chao didn't know Zhou Chenyu's criteria for choosing a mate, but this universal answer quickly flashed in his mind.

In order to be quick, he simply picked out half of it: "It's alive."

"Who in your opinion best meets the other party's mate selection criteria?"

...What the hell kind of rubbish is this?

How does he know which type Zhou Chenyu likes?

If he said the name of a female celebrity casually, it might cause another battle between several fans. How dare he say nonsense?

Yan Chao couldn't think of a perfect answer for a while, and time was limited, so he had to lead the way and patted his chest half-jokingly: "Me."

The assistant director showed a scheming smile, but he still read quickly: "Use two words to describe the other party?"

Sand sculptures, dicks, idiots, playwrights... N answers instantly appeared in Yan Chao's mind.

But he still kept a straight smile on his face: "It looks good."

"Describe each other in four words?"

For some reason, a word came to Yan Chao's mind this time, and he blurted out almost without thinking: "When a fish falls into a wild goose."

……Depend on!

Gossip forums kill people!

However, all of this has been recorded in the camera, so Yan Chao has no choice but to pretend that he doesn't understand anything.

Thinking that these contents will be broadcast on the program in the future, he feels a little heart attack.

The assistant director laughed wildly, and glanced at the stopwatch in his hand: "Ten questions, 45 seconds."

If you are ashamed, you can be ashamed. Fortunately, the results can still be seen.

Yan Chao breathed a sigh of relief silently.

Soon, the other two got out of their respective cars, and the assistant director announced the results. Gu Xin took more than 60 seconds, and Chen Shuo took nearly 2 minutes, and both of them skipped the questions to varying degrees.

Chen Shuo hugged Yan Chao's shoulders with a smile, and excused himself: "Of course they like to pay attention to these little girls. We men are careless, how can we remember so many messy things."

In the next second, he slapped Yan Chao's face when he heard Yan Chao's grades.

Chen Shuo looked at Yan Chao in disbelief: "No way, I've been thinking about the constellation question for a long time, and you can't even hesitate about the blood type?"

Yan Chao showed a calm smile, and changed the subject calmly: "Don't let Xu Jing hear it, be careful that she hits you."

He would never say that he knew that Zhou Chenyu's blood type was O because he happened to be type A. As a result, in the CP building that day, countless fans took this point to publicize it, saying that the ao is distinct, the blood type determines the attack and the reception, it's a mess .

In short, Yan Chao easily won the first place, and the assistant director said: "According to the results of the challenge, the 'Halfway Couples Group' and the 'Plastic Sisters Group' each got two horses, and the 'Low Talking Sword Group' got one horse."

Yan Chao was startled: "Isn't I the one with the shortest time?"

The assistant director smiled charmingly again: "Who said that the shortest time is the winner?"

Yan Chao: "... Routine!"

When Yan Chao came to pick up Zhou Chenyu on a snow-white pony, he thought Zhou Chenyu would be more surprised than him, but Zhou Chenyu looked at him strangely, as if he already knew that he would only bring back one horse. .

Just as Yan Chao was about to ask him, he saw a small display screen erected at some point in the open space beside him.

Above is... a live feed of a sequence of shots just in front of the stables?

In other words, Zhou Chenyu saw all the rubbish answers he asked and answered quickly?

Yan Chao instantly felt that he was going to faint.

Sure enough, Zhou Chenyu showed a cheap and ambiguous smile: "I don't even know what my blood type is..."

Yan Chao tried his best to maintain a smile: "I watched it online."

Zhou Chenyu refused to let go: "Then the criteria for choosing a mate?"

Yan Chao looked calm: "It's just for business, the truth is false."

Zhou Chenyu: "Okay, thank you for complimenting me, even though it's a girly word."

Yan Chao: "Beauty knows no gender."

Zhou Chenyu finally succeeded in being disgusted by him once, and said with a smile: "Why, do you think you will become a prince just by riding a white horse?"

Yan Chao clasped his hands together: "Amitabha, the poor monk came from the Tang Dynasty in the east, and went to the west to learn scriptures."

Zhou Chenyu stared at him for a second, then suddenly sang a song: "Who sent you to my side?"

Yan Chao: "...you won."

He was afraid that if he didn't stop it in time, Zhou Chenyu would dance "Girl from Tianzhu" on the spot.

After Zhou Chenyu fell ill, he remembered to ask: "There is only one horse, so how do we herd the sheep?"

Yan Chao sat back a little, curled up his fingers, and tapped the front half of the saddle: "What do you think?"

From the moment he clearly took the shortest time and got a horse in the end, he knew what the program group wanted to do.

Anyway, I just want them two big men to ride the same horse?

The director team was determined to let them sell the rot, but he had to sell it even if he gritted his teeth.

A routine, a routine that is hard to guard against.

Zhou Chenyu followed evil like a stream: "It's just right, I don't dare to ride alone."

As he spoke, he held Yan Chao's hand that was outstretched to him, kicked off the mat, and flew onto the horse neatly.

As a result, as soon as he sat on it, Yan Chao heard him softly "hiss".

Yan Chao handed him the reins and asked, "What's wrong?"

Zhou Chenyu turned her head and said to him in a low voice: "Damn, I'm so sick."

Yan Chao: "..."

Zhou Chenyu continued to hold back his laughter, and said in a low voice, "Brother Xiaoyan rubs it to make it better."

Yan Chao: "...Do you believe that I was crushed by you?"

As soon as he said these words, Zhou Chenyu immediately imagined the terrifying picture, and couldn't help but tremble all over: "Damn, why are you so bloody and violent?"

Yan Chao said in a low voice angrily, "I didn't fall asleep, it's because of your posture."

Zhou Chenyu: "Really? That may be because you are too young."

Yan Chao: "...I'll let you see if I'm small or not when I go back tonight?"

Zhou Chenyu didn't have any shame: "We'll wait and see."

Yan Chao: "..."

While he desperately restrained the urge to hit someone in his heart, he was thankful that Zhou Chenyu still had a little brain left, and the two of them covered their microphones when they said such things.

Otherwise, if these conversations were really released, the two of them might be blocked the next day.

While speaking, the little white horse seemed to be disgusted by the foul language of the two of them, and shook its butt in dissatisfaction, so the two of them jolted on the horse's back.

...Yan Chao didn't need to look at it, he could imagine how obscene and pornographic this part of the later period looked.

It was probably the first time for Zhou Chenyu to ride a horse, and he was taken aback by its sudden reaction. Yan Chao felt that his whole body was tense, and the next second he suddenly clasped Yan Chao's hand around his waist.

Yan Chao looked at him like this, and couldn't laugh or cry at once: "You grab the rein, why grab me?"

Zhou Chenyu said nervously: "My brother can't ride a horse, you have to protect me."

Yan Chao comforted him and said, "Don't worry, this is the most docile horse here."

As he spoke, his two long legs kicked the horse's belly lightly, signaling it to move forward, and the pony really walked slowly.

Unexpectedly, within two steps of walking out, Zhou Chenyu suddenly said: "Now I feel exciting, scared, excited, happy and happy!"

Yan Chao:? ? ?

Yan Chao: "...Ziwei?"

Zhou Chenyu: "Erkang!"

Yan Chao: "...like you, too much?"

Zhou Chenyu: "Me too!"

Yan Chao: "...that's fine, there's no need to go any further."

Zhou Chenyu: "I don't, I'm going to say it! I am me too! I have as much as you have! No, I have more than you..."

Yan Chao: "Zhou Chenyu, be normal."

Zhou Chenyu: "You are full, then I will come out!"