lips and teeth play

Today's Xia Qingyuan is still very popular, and there are no empty seats upstairs or downstairs.

The audience was eating melon seeds and chatting livelyly in the audience, waiting to enjoy the next two or three hours of entertainment.

However, as soon as the scene started this time, no one came out to announce the curtain.

A few minutes later, two people came out from the door of the "General", and the audience fell silent for three seconds.

Wei Chenxuan and Zhou Chenyu wore different colored gowns respectively, walked to the front of the stage, smiled and bowed to the audience.

Although the audience in the audience couldn't figure it out for a moment, it wasn't the first time Xia Qingyuan had this kind of surprise. Everyone thought it was some kind of surprise after unpacking the box, so they applauded cooperatively.

Wei Chenxuan helped the microphone, and said: "The audience in our Xia Yuan'er is enthusiastic, and they are born with a face like me, even if they don't know each other, they still have to cheer."

Zhou Chenyu laughed and said, "You're just joking. If you don't know you, you might have never heard of cross talk."

Wei Chenxuan also laughed cheerfully: "That's hard to say, the people who come to listen to the cross talk are all young people now, and they are here for you little fresh meats, maybe you really don't know us who are old."

Wei Chenxuan is only in his 30s this year, he smashed himself like this, the audience immediately laughed: "Hey——"

There was no Zhou Chenyu on today's program list. Most of the audience who came were pure cross talk lovers, not melon-eaters who were keen to dig into their internal relationships. They all thought Liao Fengxuan's seniors were like a family.

Even though the few fans sitting in the audience at this moment probably heard about the festivities between the Wei family father and son and Zhou Chenyu, none of them had any real evidence.

But Yan Chao is different, he can also be regarded as a witness of Liao Fengxuan's internal struggle, hearing Wei Chenxuan's words now, no matter how he listens, he feels uncomfortable.

On the surface, it sounded like he was trying to kill himself, but in fact he was mocking Zhou Chenyu for showing off.

But of course the audience in the audience couldn't think so much, and they still held the stage happily.

I heard Zhou Chenyu say to the audience: "My senior brother is highly accomplished, if I, a half-baked guy, can't support him, you are not allowed to push me."

Wei Chenxuan said: "You can praise He Chenfeng's virtue until the Spring Festival Gala, but can't you praise me?"

The audience couldn't help laughing when they heard that he smashed He Chenfeng so quickly, but Yan Chao looked at Wei Chenxuan's laughing expression, and deliberately mentioned the Spring Festival Gala, obviously using the name of smashing to mock He Chenfeng and Zhou Chenyu.

Zhou Chenyu smiled and said: "Look at what you said, isn't it just children playing around with us?"

Yan Chao could not help but translate the subtext for him in his heart: Your father fought hard, but in the end he was even worse than the children we were playing around with.

Just heard Wei Chenxuan say with a half smile but not a smile: "It's not a joke to talk about cross talk, we also have to practice kung fu."

Hearing what he said, he wanted to live, Zhou Chenyu followed along and said, "What kind of kung fu are you practicing?"

"Of course it's the skill of the mouth." Wei Chenxuan said, "Don't talk about it, you are not as good as me when it comes to this."

Zhou Chenyu said dissatisfied: "Please explain clearly, why am I not as good as you?"

Although the audience in the audience had no introduction by the announcer and didn't know what they were going to say, but Yan Chao was backstage before and knew that Wei Chenxuan had selected "Lun Ping Dou" hand-in-hand.

The meaning of Zhou Chenyu's words was already obvious. At this moment, Yan Chao had guessed that Wei Chenxuan would definitely say that he was a joker, and Zhou Chenyu was a joker, so he was not as good as him.

Unexpectedly, Wei Chenxuan suddenly paused, and showed a mysterious smile to the audience: "Because I know qigong."

Yan Chao couldn't help being taken aback, subconsciously wondering in which direction he was going to lead the joke.

However, Guan Chenfeng and Jiang Chenchi, who were sitting next to him, immediately raised their heads and looked at each other.

Yan Chao looked at the stage again, wondering if it was his illusion, an unexpected look seemed to flash across Zhou Chenyu's face.

A bad premonition suddenly appeared in Yan Chao's heart, and he asked Guan Chenfeng next to him in a low voice: "What does he want to do?"

I heard Guan Chenfeng say uncertainly: "I suspect that he didn't mean to talk about "Lun Ping Dou" at all."

Yan Chao couldn't help frowning: "Then what is he going to say?"

Seeing Jiang Chenchi raised his eyes, his expression was gloomy: "..."Spit out a lotus flower"."

Yan Chao's heart sank instantly.

Although he had never seen Zhou Chenyu talk about this cross talk, since he started listening to cross talk, he knew something about these classic plays.

"Spitting out a lotus flower" is a traditional cross talk, which has not been performed much since the founding of the People's Republic of China.Because in this cross talk, the actors who cheer up the fans have to suffer a lot of beatings, and the funny actors pretend to be gods and ghosts, and use their ability to practice qigong and perform "spitting lotus flowers" to deceive the fans, without any deep intentions.

This cross talk was later adapted by the master, and the feudal dross in it was negated, and it became a new work that satirizes reality and has profound connotations.

But whether it is the old version or the new version, the actors who are popular can't escape the role of the buffoon, and they have been beaten hundreds of times.

Yan Chao thought that Wei Chenxuan had no good intentions early in the morning, but he didn't expect him to be so despicable. The audience had agreed on "Lun Ping Dou", but the show suddenly changed, and it was still such a joke of intentionally bullying Zhou Chenyu .

At this moment, even Guan Chenfeng and Jiang Chenchi noticed that something was wrong, and Zhou Chenyu on the stage naturally realized it too, but he still kept a smile on his face calmly, and continued: "Qigong practitioners? They are often seen on the street. the kind?"

His reaction was very fast, and his understanding of Wei Chenxuan was indeed in place. In just a few words, he understood what Wei Chenxuan wanted to do.

But he had no choice but to continue, because this was on stage, and the main purpose of being a fan was not to let any words fall to the ground.

What's more, even if he doesn't cooperate, the comparison between the advantages and disadvantages of teasing and flattering is natural. According to Wei Chenxuan's prepared appearance, he will talk about this job sooner or later. Blindly procrastinating will only prolong the work. front.

Sure enough, Wei Chenxuan on the stage also quickly got into work: "The people on the street are all fools. If you want to learn serious things, only I can teach you."

Yan Chao sat under the stage, listening to the two of them singing together with complicated emotions, starting with all kinds of messy tricks, and finally mentioned "spitting out lotus flowers".

Zhou Chenyu asked: "What kind of kung fu is this 'spitting lotus flower'?"

Wei Chenxuan said: "Just take a sip of water, and after drinking, you can spit out a big lotus flower, and circle the theater three times."

Zhou Chenyu said: "What you said is too mysterious."

Wei Chenxuan said: "You don't believe it, do you? In front of so many people today, let's show our hand and spit out a flower for everyone."

As he spoke, he glanced at the small table on the stage, and then at the backstage: "Hey, is there no water here?"

No one cares about him.

Wei Chenxuan dared to behave wildly in Xia Qing Garden, let alone the owner of the garden standing next to him, who would give him face?

Seeing Zhou Chenyu on the stage showing a casual smile, he ordered, "Didn't you hear me? Pour a glass of water so slowly?"

Most of the audience in the audience didn't understand the twists and turns on the stage. For the sake of Liao Fengxuan's face, Zhou Chenyu couldn't blatantly break his face with him no matter what.

Only then did the backstage assistant slowly bring a glass of water, Jiang Chenchi stared closely at the stage, suddenly frowned, and said: "He can't be..."

Before I finished speaking, I heard Wei Chenxuan on the stage say: "I have to recite a few mantras while vomiting, and I also need a gong to beat the rhythm for me. Is there a gong here?"

Zhou Chenyu said: "Where is there someone who brings a gong to talk about cross talk?"

Wei Chenxuan said: "Then you have to work hard to be the gong."

Zhou Chenyu asked: "How can I be a gong?"

Wei Chenxuan said: "I'll count one, two, three—"

As he said that, he took the fan and knocked on his forehead twice, "You just '嘡嘡'! Come on twice."

Zhou Chenyu asked: "Are you using my head as a gong?"

This episode, of course, is the plot that makes Yan Chao's teeth itch with hatred.

The fan hit the head, and it took a hundred or so. Whether it hurts or not is secondary, but he just couldn't see Zhou Chenyu being bullied like this.

Even though the cross talk stage is full of drama and it can't be real, when he thinks that Wei Chenxuan did it on purpose, Yan Chao is very angry.

In this clip, there are a lot of amusing words, and the speed of speech is extremely fast. Every time I say a sentence, I have to slap myself on the head twice. When combined, the comedy effect is extremely strong.

Wei Chenxuan talked for several minutes, Yan Chao didn't know how many times Zhou Chenyu hit him, but felt that the sound of the fan was like hitting his heart, making him clenched his fist involuntarily.

As we talked, we finally reached the last paragraph, and Wei Chenxuan's speech speed became even faster: "It's not early, and there are many people, look up, the gods are coming, the gods are coming, the gods are coming... ..."

Zhou Chenyu kept beating his head with a fan, while Wei Chenxuan took a big gulp of the water on the stage.

Zhou Chenyu urged him: "Grand Master, you're really angry!"

According to the new version of the adaptation, at this time, the teaser should swallow the water, and then say "I swallowed it all", and the cross talk is over.

Unexpectedly, with Wei Chenxuan's sip of water in his mouth, he suddenly turned his head and sprayed Zhou Chenyu's head and face with a "poof".