lips and teeth play

The little ancestor next to him was sleeping soundly, but Yan Chao had difficulty falling asleep, and now he was pillowing his shoulders, even if he was a little sleepy, he couldn't fall asleep.

So after the plane took off, Yan Chao was bored playing with his mobile phone.

I've been busy with the show these days, and I didn't have time to carefully watch the reactions of the majority of netizens after the official announcement of the new show.In order to keep up with the trend of public opinion at any time, Yan Chao habitually opened the gossip forum he often visits.

Unexpectedly, as soon as I opened it, the first item on the homepage was a tall building:

Yan Chao and Zhou Chenyu?Is there something wrong with the second character? ? ?

0l

Didn't the previous reports say that Yan Chao was going to the boy group? ? ?Why did you suddenly change to cross talk? ? ?

1l

I was also shocked when I saw the official announcement on Weibo.

These two people? ? ?My dimension wall collapsed!

2l

Isn't this obvious? I was originally going to the boy group, but then someone was suddenly exposed to a relationship, and the guest was temporarily changed.

3l

Pfft, changed from idol to one who talked about cross talk?Is this span too big?Xiaoyan is really miserable.

It's not easy to be the head mc of Huanyu Satellite TV.

4l

These two people are too scary...

No matter how you look at it, it doesn't match.

5l

In 1551 I cried Liao. I had imagined that we could see our elder brother Xiaoyan playing songs on stage.

6l

What is Yan Fan thinking, is this miserable?How tiring it is to be an idol learning to sing and dance, and get scolded for paddling.

Now it's changed to talking about cross talk, it's all about lip service, nili Xiaoyan's job.

7l

But when it comes to the scale of cross talk, can Xiaoyan let go of the modesty of a gentleman...

8l

He's not stupid, he usually speaks decently on the show, do you think he doesn't understand dirty jokes?

9l

What do you mean upstairs, my brother is just a 23-year-old kid!

10l

Answers, wake up, I don’t know what you are worried about, you are all on the stars, do you think the cross talk can still be measured?

11l

Pfft, what else can Zhou Chenyu say if there is no standard? Isn't he famous for his dirty jokes?

12l

Really?I thought it was his partner.

13l

Qiu Mingshan Che Shenyu, let's find out, the kind who leads the whole audience to drag racing, can make everyone blush, and still stays completely calm and stays out of the matter.

14l

Wow, is the little brother who talks about cross talk so fun?The scene where the handsome guy tells nasty jokes, you can't see 1551 in other circles.

15l

I just watched a video of him flirting with fans on stage, and it was amazing...

emmm how to say?I feel that there are only girls in the audience, and they are talking dirty jokes, which is too disrespectful to women.

16l

If you don't understand cross talk, can you not open the mic?If you want to watch elegant art, you can watch TV comics. Non-TV comics are more or less ethical.

What's more, many of the things he said were originally in the book, and other cross talk actors have also said, don't just read it once and start pointing at him alone, read all the cross talk that the master said. Bar.

17l

Upstairs is the live fish meal?It all depends on the partner's flying vase, but also has the face to touch the master of porcelain?

18l

I've always heard you say that fish are all driven by their partners, so what is the way to fly them?Can a younger sister who is not in the cross talk circle have a mouthful of melon?

19l

They used to have some names in the folk art world, and they were completely nbcs in ylq. Who knew that He Chenfeng helped a friend a few years ago and made a small-budget literary film, but they were upset and won the Best Actor, and they became popular overnight.

The cross talk circles were all together, and after He Chenfeng became popular, their gardens began to be full, giving Zhou Chenyu a lot of fans.

Those who talk about cross talk are generally older and more experienced than Doumei.These two are exactly the opposite. He Chenfeng is seven years older than Zhou Chenyu. The two started working together five years ago. At that time, Zhou was only [-]. He must have been a bit of a baby boy. In short, they said that Zhou couldn't support him.

He is recognized as having good professional ability, but he has a low sense of presence when he is a fan, so Zhou will inevitably be ridiculed as a waste vase.

20l

I, who is an idol circle, suddenly understood, isn’t this the same as the group, the teammates are good in everything, relying on my own strength to make the group popular, but the plane has been dragging the plane...

21l

There are only two people in the cross talk group... One is an old child, and the other is always being bullied. After a long time, there will definitely be problems?How is their relationship now?

……

Seeing this, Yan Chao finally had a deeper understanding of Zhou Chenyu, and at the same time felt the sadness behind his nickname of "Vase Holder".

This is indeed a bit like the relationship in an idol group. Relying on excellent teammates to lead me to fly, but always living in the shadow of the light of excellent teammates, and even being ridiculed by the whole network because of it. After a long time, the feeling in my heart must be very subtle .

What's more, the cross talk world is different from ordinary combinations. It's not that Zhou Chenyu lacks strength, it's just that he has a natural disadvantage as a fan, and he can't make up for it with hard work.

Yan Chao silently sighed in his heart, then scrolled down:

22l

The relationship is definitely not good. Zhou Chenyu used to be a joke, but now everyone dislikes him, so he probably doesn't want to praise him anymore. He Chenfeng is also tired from towing the plane. Anyway, I feel that the two of them are a little cracked?

23l

What kind of brainwashing packages are being secretly posted upstairs?Can't Zhou Chenyu's business level keep up? wl was originally from a funny background, and he was willing to serve as a foil for He Chenfeng, and you stepped on him in turn?

It would be great if he really cracked the acupuncture points, he must be more popular than he is now by flying solo as a teaser.

24l

The poison in the crosstalk circle is suffocating, don't just hang the crack point on your mouth, okay?I don't know that the cracks in the cross talk circle must be blurred?

25l

bhys, interrupt me, what is a crack hole?

26l

When the two partners do not go to the acupuncture point together, it is called split point, which means breaking up.

Cross talk partners basically recognize one for a lifetime, especially after becoming a character, they must never split their holes. A split will hurt both sides, which is more serious than a divorce between the couple.

27l

Damn, is the comic partner so rio?This is no better than the cp in the limited boy group, 1551.

28l

Give me guna for those who say that He Zhou is at odds. I have grown up together since I was a child. The friendship of more than 20 years can be broken if you say it can be broken?

Said that Zhou Chenyu didn't want to be praised, forgot why he went to be a fan of He Chenfeng back then?

29l

Wow, there is another story upstairs?Knock on the bowl and so on.

30l

There are so many melons in the comic circle, don't go away!Move my little bench!

31l

It seems that Liaofengxuan was a real nbcs a few years ago... Let me give you some popular science.

Zhou Chenyu is a child from Zhou Maoqin's hometown, Zhoujia Village. He seemed to have some kind of illness when he was a child, and his life was about to die. The fellow went to Beijing to find Zhou Maoqin. Zhou Maoqin cured him, but his parents didn't want to care about it. He died, so he was thrown at Zhou Maoqin's house.

32l

woc, are these father and mother... biological?

I always thought Zhou Chenyu was Zhou Maoqin's son.

33l

No, didn't you hear that Zhou Chenyu kept calling Master Zhou Maoqin?The cross talk world cannot recognize one's own father as a master.

However, although Zhou Maoqin is not his own father, he really treats him better than his own father.

34l

There are so many people in the whole village, in fact, Zhou Chenyu and Zhou Maoqin are not much related by blood, right?To put it bluntly, he is just a child from a fellow countryman who can't get anywhere.

God, Zhou Maoqin is really nice.

35l

Then he said that after Zhou Chenyu came to the Zhou family, he grew up beside his master Zhou Yinchun.

36l

Master?The old class leader Zhou Yinchun? Woc, so Zhou Chenyu is the master's personal disciple only in the generation of Chen?

My God, what kind of magical realism plot is this? For a moment, I thought I was reading an ancient martial arts novel.

37l

+1, I feel that Zhou Chenyu is taking the script of Jack Su's male lead, the kind that one day he will shoulder the mission to save the common people in the world.

38l

Zhou Chenyu started talking about cross talk in the garden when he was a teenager, but he has never had a fixed partner, and can only mix and match with young actors, but he has always been funny before.

Later, He Chenfeng took over the movie made by his friend. The filming period was quite long, and he couldn't perform for a long time. His original partner was unhappy.

He Chenfeng was already the pillar of Liao Fengxuan at that time, and ordinary people could not support him.Zhou Chenyu is smart and sensible, and the two of them grew up together and have a tacit understanding, so they volunteered to praise him, and it has been until today.

39l

woc, I was wrong, this is not a novel by Jack Su, this is a childhood sweetheart drama!

Staying in the same boat through thick and thin, guarding until the clouds open to see the moonlight or something, it's so good to eat 1551!

Feng Yu szd! ! !

40l

Wake up upstairs, He Chenfeng's children are growing up.

41l

……What?I'm dry.

42l

I didn't say, what kind of married partner are you guys talking about jb, can you look up the title?Isn't Xiaoyan worthy of having a name?

43l

Forget it, they have different dimensions, they don't have any sense of cp at all, they are even more blunt than Zizhan Lalang.

44l

Upstairs +1, fans tore it up without watching an official announcement.

45l

what?Is it too early to tear it up?What is the cause?

46l

Zhou Chenyu posted a Weibo, saying that the two of them were vases, Yan Fen jumped, and Yu Fan said that Yan Fen couldn't take a joke, so he tore it up.

47l

Pfft... A microblog is worth tearing up, and when the show airs, wouldn't it be xfxy every day.

48l

Yan Fan has a stench to begin with, so if she scolds people on Weibo, the one who flirts first is cheap.

49l

Is there something wrong with the fish meal upstairs?Does your fan have less connotation when you follow the pole?

50l

Convinced, Yan Chao, the backstage cafe supported by the gold master, has attracted a group of low-IQ fans, and brother nili Xiaoyan actually calls the president of Universal Satellite TV "father" every day.

51l

The waste vase powder really has a mouth as dirty as cooking, let us plgg go, kneel and lick your nasty-mouthed master.

……

Yan Chao was originally obsessed with Zhou Chenyu's strong legend of the Jianghu legend, but he didn't expect that the building would suddenly become a tearful building once the style of painting changed.

...Dare to feel that there are thousands of floors in this building, there is only so much valuable content, and the rest is full of bullshit.

The half-eaten melon suddenly disappeared, and Yan Chao withdrew with a sense of loss.

As a result, I saw another newly built tall building on the homepage:

Sinking fish and falling geese szd! ! !

Yan Chao was stunned for a moment, feeling a bad premonition almost instantly.

But he still opened this post subconsciously.

0l

Comedian and celebrity host! ! !Official announcement cp! ! !Give me all! ! !

1l

Among other things, this must be the pinnacle of cross-border CP appearance!Vase group szd! ! !

2l

People are fighting with each other, but behind people, their lips and teeth are intertwined!Woooooooo emotional! ! !

3l

Xiaoyu's Weibo today is so cute, Xiaoyan also said that the two of them are together! ! !

cei!Together!

rounding!Sleep together! ! !

4l

The name of this cp is really nice, 1551, which is very in line with the prosperity and beauty of the two, but let me ask weakly, who will be on top and who will be off?

5l

"Sinking fish and falling geese", literally speaking, means fish on top.

6l

Nonsense, it's obviously a navel orange...

7l

The sister upstairs, the speed is too fast.

8l

Must fish goose!Talkative old driver × calm and calm little wolf dog.

9l

Is there something going on upstairs?It's a little wolf dog, you let him suffer? ? ?

10l

Yanyu is king! ! !

The appearance is calm and calm, the heart is dressed like a beast, the little wolf dog Gong × the appearance is full of flirty talk, the heart is pure, and the heart is pure and beautiful! ! !

Next year's competition is high! ! !

11l

ah!I was upstairs sun up!Yanyu szd! ! !

12l

No, although Xiaoyan is the overlord, Su Ta is also very innocent!

How can a little fish know so much!Yu Yancai szd! ! !

13l

Why do you all assume that Xiaoyu knows more than Xiaoyan?

Just because you speak well doesn't mean you're good in bed, okay?

14l

+1, Xiaoyu looks like the kind who talks all day long, but turns out to be fucked instead of being molested.

15l

The direction of this building, ahem...

16l

Heck, it doesn't matter who goes up and who goes down, it's reversible and irreversible, sinking fish and falling wild goose szd! ! !

17l

Sinking fish and falling geese szd! ! !

18l

Sinking fish and falling geese szd! ! !

……

Yan Chao was startled.

The building next door is still fighting, and there is someone here who can enjoy a pair of CPs who have just been born a day ago, and the harmony is incomparable. They didn't even cause the slightest quarrel over the extremely important issue of CP pros and cons.

There is true love in the world, and there is true love in the world!

CP fans are really the cutest creatures in the world!

It's true that sinking fish and wild geese...

What a fart.

If it wasn't for him being one of the protagonists in this beautiful love story, and if the other protagonist was a complete dick, Yan Chao would have believed it.

Yan Chao calmed down the complicated emotions in his heart, and tried to read on, only to find that the following content suddenly entered the midnight drag racing field.

Because the picture was too pornographic, just as he was about to quit this post, he felt a sudden lightness on his shoulder.

Yan Chao was startled, turned his head subconsciously, and found that Zhou Chenyu was staring at the screen of his mobile phone with a very delicate expression on his face.

Yan Chao realized something in an instant, turned his head again, followed his line of sight, and saw the new floor reply just refreshed on the screen of his mobile phone:

"The sisters in this building are all driving some kind of roller coaster! I suddenly had a brain hole, you said that after Yan Chao and Zhou Chenyu talk about cross talk together, can they have a big gown play??? awsl!! !"

【Note】

Considering everyone's reading experience, this chapter does not use much language in the forum body, but let's make an abbreviated note.

nili=you guys

ylq=entertainment circle

nbcs=nobodycares

rio=real

szd=true

xfxy=reign of terror

plgg=beautiful brother

awsl=ah i'm dead