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"Friends at the scene and in front of the TV, good evening everyone, this is the live broadcast of Universal TV's New Year's Eve, and I am the host Zhou Chenyu."

In the third year of working for Universal Satellite TV, Yan Chao did not host the New Year's Eve party for the first time, but sat in the backstage lounge and watched the live broadcast on the screen.

It was the first time he saw Zhou Chenyu in a formal suit, a light gray casual suit, paired with a pure black bronzing collar shirt, with a bright smile on his face.

With a microphone and a cue card in his hand, when he read the words, he no longer used the usual Beijing accent, but standard Mandarin, and the voice sounded amazing.

Those who don't know him will definitely think that he looks serious, probably the new host of Universal Satellite TV.

Yan Chao watched him standing with his usual partner Xu Jing, the two of them cooperated very tacitly, each line was answered smoothly, and there was no trace of stage fright or nervousness, so he secretly heaved a sigh of relief.

He Chenfeng who was on the side saw his appearance, couldn't help laughing and said: "Don't worry, Zhou Xiaoyu has been on stage since he was ten years old, he can hold the stage with as many people as possible."

Yan Chao nodded, took out his script book, and said with a smile, "I'm afraid that I won't be able to hold it down for a while, so let's match up again?"

After the two checked the script carefully again, they had performed several shows before, and the staff here urged them to go to the waiting room.

They walked to the entrance of the backstage, and waited for the two popular stars on the stage to finish singing before the camera showed Zhou Chenyu and Xu Jing on the side.

Zhou Chenyu said to Xu Jing: "Sister Jing, you usually don't seem to host the New Year's Eve with me every year, do you?"

Xu Jing smiled and said, "Didn't Xiao Zhou come to our station only this year?"

Zhou Chenyu said: "You just abandoned your old partner, so that he can't host the party this year."

Xu Jing nodded: "So he plans to change his career to talk about cross talk."

Zhou Chenyu asked in surprise, "Hey, who did he talk to?"

Xu Jing said, "Your old partner."

Zhou Chenyu asked: "My partner is a well-known and excellent funny man, can he support my partner's praise?"

Xu Jing smiled: "He seems to be not satisfied with this assignment."

Zhou Chenyu looked at the camera: "Then I want to see how he competes with my partner for the position?"

As soon as the voice fell, the camera cut to the center of the stage on the other side, and the name of the program appeared on the big screen: "New Editing" - Performers: He Chenfeng, Yan Chao.

In the next second, the lights in the center of the stage suddenly turned on, and He Chenfeng and Yan Chao were seen standing in the center of the stage, wearing light yellow and light blue gowns respectively.

Because it is a relatively formal occasion, and the two are not formal partners, so the gowns are of the same style and different colors.But they are all in the mild macaron color system, which does not have a kind of contrasting but harmonious beauty.

Amid the endless applause and screams, He Chenfeng said, "Today is New Year's Eve. I am very happy to be able to spend it with so many people in the audience."

Amidst the applause, he paused, and then said: "First of all, let me introduce myself. I am He Chenfeng, a cross talk actor, and the person next to me is my partner Yan Chao today, who is responsible for the beauty of the hosting industry."

"Now I've changed my career to talk about cross talk, so I'm responsible for the beauty of the cross talk world." Yan Chao said with a smile, "As soon as I entered the industry, I had the honor to talk about cross talk with you, and I was very happy."

He Chenfeng teased him: "Your old partner won't host with you anymore, are you still happy?"

Yan Chao asked him back: "Then your partner doesn't talk to you anymore, aren't you also very happy?"

He Chenfeng said with a sullen face: "Of course I'm happy, I finally left him!"

Yan Chao frowned: "Hey, it turns out that it is true that you are at odds with him on the Internet?"

He Chenfeng said angrily: "Isn't that so? What would he do? The whole thing is just a vase, put it next to me, and I will talk about it alone, and the audience will still be happy."

At this New Year's Eve party, the people sitting in the audience are fans of various traffic stars. Most of them don't understand cross talk. Although they know that they are joking, they can't help but whisper in their hearts. This swearing is too direct right?Was it the biggest black spot on Zhou Chenyu's body?

Even if Zhou Chenyu doesn't care about it, don't Zhou Chenyu's fans make trouble?

Unexpectedly, Zhou Chenyu's fans in the audience burst into laughter, so they applauded.

The other viewers were wondering, when they saw Yan Chao patted his chest: "Then you have met, your new partner, I am not a vase."

He Chenfeng glanced at him, with a look of disbelief: "But you are as good-looking as him, aren't you?"

Yan Chao smiled slightly: "I belong to the kind of person who cultivates both internally and externally."

He Chenfeng sneered: "If you really cultivate both internally and externally, you can still be a fan? You only rely on that face and the few words you say by the way."

"Which words?" Yan Chao continued, "'What the hell?' 'I haven't heard of it!' 'Fuck you!'"

There was a burst of laughter from the audience, because the tone and movements he said these few words were all imitating Zhou Chenyu, and the Beijing accent was so vivid that Zhou Chenyu possessed him every minute.

He Chenfeng said: "Look, you are worthy of being the apprentice he taught, after all, that's all there is to it."

Yan Chao was dissatisfied and said: "Who is his apprentice? I knew that none of you are a good person. Don't think about making me Xiaobingtang's junior. You can take advantage of me."

At the moment, I was playing ethics, and I also brought small rock candies. The audience had never heard of cross talk, and had also watched "Give You a Little Sweetness". Thinking of the complicated relationship between these people, they laughed instantly.

Yan Chao added: "There's an old saying, 'Three points for teasing, seven points for praise', you must have heard of it?"

Having said that, it is completely alive, and the next content is that the two will argue about who is more important to be funny or flattering, and then the flattering needs to yell that they also want to be funny, and the two exchange positions once.

The content below is that Yan Chao tried his best to tease, but He Chenfeng didn't respond coldly throughout the whole process, making it clear that he didn't want to praise him.

After all, the New Year's Eve party is a big occasion, and the content and time are subject to various restrictions. It is impossible to be as free as when talking in a small garden.Therefore, the two of them have made a lot of adaptations to the traditional book before, deleting and modifying a lot of content.

At this moment, after the two argued back and forth on this issue several times, Yan Chao finally couldn't take it anymore: "Are you flattering me? Are you trying to tease me?"

He Chenfeng was not happy anymore: "That's because you didn't make fun of it!"

Yan Chao was dissatisfied and said: "Is there someone like you? When I was talking cross talk with Zhou Chenyu before, he took good care of me, and looking at you again, you really run on me."

As he spoke, he added another sentence: "What about your partner, don't be bullied, haven't you heard of it?"

Because the New Year's Eve party is a big occasion, it cannot be opened casually.As soon as Yan Chao uttered these words, the audience finally took a mouthful of candy after a long absence, and they didn't dare to scream presumptuously, so they could only cover their mouths excitedly.

He Chenfeng said aggrievedly: "How can I run on you! When Zhou Chenyu was holding it up for me before, he worked diligently to make his vase, and he didn't make any noise and insist on teasing?"

Yan Chao said: "You know now? It's not easy to be a fan, and you are wronged and scolded. It's not flattering to work hard. So you should build up some virtue in your mouth, don't talk about others all the time. Face."

The audience in the audience immediately realized that there was a deep meaning in his words. This was those online netizens who blacked out Zhou Chenyu as a "vase holding fan".

"Today I understand what it means to 'clothes are not as good as new, people are not as good as old'." He Chenfeng sighed, "Go down for me, I won't tell you anymore, ask Zhou Chenyu to come up and give me a compliment."

Yan Chao said angrily: "Why let me go down? I'm with Zhou Chenyu, or should I give him a compliment! Didn't you just say that teasing anything is better than flattering you? He's not happy to give you a compliment!"

He Chenfeng was at a loss for words for a moment: "Then he and I have been partners for so many years, so you are poaching my corner!"

Yan Chao said: "Where did I poach your corner? You just said that you are very happy to leave him, and everyone here has heard it. These days, I don't want to do that kind of thing anymore. Now I belong to freedom with him... so what?" !"

"Free what?"

Suddenly a familiar voice came from the stereo, and the fans in the audience screamed instantly, and immediately after that, the whole audience erupted——

Zhou Chenyu came onto the stage with a microphone in his hand, and stood between the two of them with a smile on his face.

He Chenfeng and Yan Chao looked at each other for a while, and then heard Zhou Chenyu say: "When I was with you, you both despised me, why are you reluctant to part with me now that I'm gone?"

He Chenfeng said dissatisfiedly: "Look at Yan Chao, he didn't learn well at such a young age, let alone taking your place, he still refuses to be An Sheng's fan!"

Yan Chao also said angrily: "Isn't it because you are full of dislike and praise for actors? I really feel sorry for him. What kind of life did I live with you in the past!"

He Chenfeng: "He is happy to live that horrible life! Is it up to you, an outsider, to pick and choose!"

Yan Chao: "Why am I an outsider? I told you today, from now on, Zhou Chenyu will follow me!"

Seeing that the two were about to fight on stage, those who didn't know thought they were robbing their wives, and the audience was already laughing so hard that they couldn't breathe.

"Stop arguing, both of you!" Zhou Chenyu stood between the two of them, "The live broadcast of the New Year's Eve party is live, are you making fun of others?"

The two turned their faces to the other side awkwardly at the same time, neither looking at the other.

Zhou Chenyu sighed, and said earnestly: "Ever since I participated in "Second Role", I have experienced all these professions. If you ask me, whether it's amusing or flattering, comedian or host, neither is easy. "

After speaking, he said seriously: "All walks of life have unknown sufferings, but there is another saying that is good, 360 lines, every line of work will lead to the champion."

Anyway, it's a formal occasion like the New Year's Eve party. When a comedy comes here, it has to sublimate the theme with a little embarrassment.

After a few seconds of silence, the two turned around together and heard Yan Chao say, "I understand the truth, but this matter must be explained today."

Zhou Chenyu asked inexplicably, "What's the matter?"

He Chenfeng asked: "Who are you with?"

"This feeling belongs to feelings, public and private are clearly distinguished." Zhou Chenyu said with a smile, "In this way, you will still be my partner in the future, and Teacher Xiaoyan will naturally be me..."

The audience in the audience held back for so long, and now they didn't care about 21 anymore, and they exploded in an instant, some shouted "daughter-in-law" and some called "madam".

Just as Zhou Chenyu was about to speak, a masculine male voice suddenly came from the audience: "Husband!"

Zhou Chenyu choked on half of the sentence, and laughed out loud "puchi", and then the whole audience burst into laughter.

Fortunately, he still has a bit of professionalism, at least he didn't add fuel to the flames on formal occasions like the New Year's Eve party, he just smiled: "Brother, you went to the wrong set."

As he said that, he turned his head to look at Yan Chao: "Mr. Xiao Yan is naturally still my brother."

Damn, what a beautiful brotherhood.

Yan Chao still had a standard business smile on his face, but he was worried in his heart whether the later team had silenced the loud "husband" in time.