lips and teeth play

Zhou Chenyu continued the cross talk, and he patted his chest: "My master, Xun Huisheng, his old man..."

"Wait a minute," Yan Chao interrupted him, "Mr. Xun passed away in 1968, and the ants have been racing for ten years. How old are you?"

Zhou Chenyu said, "I'm 25."

This paragraph is also the burden of the original book, mainly to make fun of the funny and uneducated. Unexpectedly, as soon as Zhou Chenyu finished speaking, a male audience answered: "Centimeter!"

Yan Chao:? ? ?

Zhou Chenyu burst out laughing with a "puchi", pointed to the audience and asked, "What did you see?"

Zhou Chenyu's words were shameless enough, but the big brother who dared to make a fuss about his yellow accent obviously didn't have any shame, and continued: "Xiao Yan has seen it before!"

Yan Chao: "..."

Yan Chao smiled and said, "He's still young."

Zhou Chenyu looked at him in surprise: "What do you mean?"

Yan Chao: "Praise you for being young and immature."

If it was placed off stage, Zhou Chenyu must have flirted back even more shamelessly now, but this time is after all on stage, no matter how large the scale is, there is an upper limit.

So amidst the burst of laughter from the audience, he had no choice but to slap his fan twice, and then continued.

Zhou Chenyu said: "They won't believe me when I talk like this, so why don't you help me out with it."

Yan Chao agreed: "Okay, what are you singing?"

Zhou Chenyu said: "You choose, otherwise people will say that I am an amateur in bullying you."

Yan Chao thought for a while, and said, "Then let's play the representative play of the Xun School, "Matchmaker."

As soon as Zhou Chenyu heard it, he immediately sang: "Tell Zhang Sheng to hide under the chessboard, I will come step by step, and you will climb step by step. Be bold and swallow your breath, don't be afraid, this incident makes me feel like a mess—"

He has always been unwilling to open his voice seriously on stage, so when he was talking about cross talk, he sang these two lines casually, without even accompaniment, but he sang in an orderly manner, which immediately attracted applause from the audience.

Yan Chao nodded: "Yes, that's it."

But Zhou Chenyu waved his hand: "No, I can only sing these two lines."

"Is that how you return to the Xun School?" Yan Chao said impatiently, "Then "Oolong Yuan"."

Zhou Chenyu tapped the fan in his right hand to the heart of his left hand: "That's good, I learned it word by word when I opened the cover. What is this play about?"

Yan Chao looked contemptuous: "Didn't you learn it before?"

Zhou Chenyu said aggrievedly: "I don't have a bad memory."

Yan Chao then explained: ""Wolongyuan" is about Song Jiang rescuing Yan Xijiao, the number one in Tianxianglou, and taking her as his concubine. I didn't expect Yan Xijiao to have an affair with Song Jiang's apprentice Zhang Wenyuan..."

Zhou Chenyu interrupted him suddenly: "Wait a minute, fornication?"

Yan Chao nodded: "That's what it says in "Water Margin"."

Zhou Chenyu looked at him and blinked, and asked with a harmless face: "What does adultery mean? I don't understand."

Yan Chao snorted coldly, and said, "You are the one who is talking about cross talk with me behind He Chenfeng's back."

The audience: "Hey——"

Yan Chao calmly felt relieved in his heart: Let the two of you beat me up every day, and you will always have to pay it back when you come out to hang out.

Unexpectedly, not only was Zhou Chenyu not ashamed, but he deliberately covered half of his face with a fan: "Then the role of Yan Xijiao was born for me, so you are not allowed to snatch it from me."

Yan Chao looked disgusted and said: "Don't worry, I don't have this special hobby. You are Dan, I am old, I will come to Songjiang."

Zhou Chenyu suddenly put down his fan, and said in surprise: "Why are you so old? Can your body take it?"

This is a very old ethics joke, and those who have heard the cross talk under the stage will understand that what this means is—the old man gives birth to children.

Unexpectedly, Yan Chao sneered and said, "It's fine if your body can bear it."

—Anyway, if you want to be born, it will be your next life.

The audience was shocked.

Tsundere Xiaoyan actually took the initiative to give candy!

Today is also the day when Ah Wei goes to the crematorium quickly!

Zhou Chenyu then asked: "You are Song Jiang, I am Yan Xijiao?"

Yan Chao nodded: "What's wrong?"

Zhou Chenyu asked again: "Are you a husband and I am a wife?"

The audience began to get excited.

Yan Chao: "...It's like this in the play."

Zhou Chenyu shook his head: "That won't work."

Yan Chao: "Why didn't it work again?"

Zhou Chenyu showed a weird smile: "It's reversed."

Audience: "No!"

"Why are you here to drink cp?" Yan Chao jokingly said to the audience, "This is all on stage, don't count, order "The Truth Is False" in the front row."

As soon as Zhou Chenyu heard it, he sang: "Young people are good at lying, and they can deceive the world with one look..."

Yan Chao didn't expect that he could even sing this, so he glanced at him in surprise: "How many Lalang dubbing videos have you been drinking on Alphabet?"

Zhou Chenyu smiled and said, "Not many, it's all mine and yours."

Yan Chao: "...don't get on your head."

Amidst the laughter in the audience, Zhou Chenyu couldn't help but said: "Then let's come to "Oolong Courtyard", I will do it first."

Only then was Yan Chao brought into the play by him again, and nodded: "A man deserves clothes and a horse deserves a saddle."

This so-called "捯卯捯定" is naturally the most common way in cross talk - no matter who is playing, as long as it is a female character, she should wear a headscarf.

Unexpectedly, instead of taking the piece of cloth prepared on the table, Zhou Chenyu stretched out his evil hand to the one given to him by fans at the beginning of the show...

Cat girl headband.

Accompanied by the screams from the audience, Yan Chao felt that his head was about to explode.

No wonder Zhou Chenyu wanted to leave the headband on the stage just now!

Dare to feel that he has long thought that it will come in handy at this time!

It wasn't enough for Zhou Chenyu to put the headband on his head, and then he stretched out his two hands, pretending to curl up into cat's paws, and sang, "Let's learn how to meow and meow together?"

Yan Chao: "..."

Yan Chao: "As expected of being the top brand of Tianxianglou, what kind of fun is this?"

The audience: "Hey——"

Zhou Chenyu curled her lips: "I just wore a hairpin and sang a pop song. Where did you go? You can't learn well at a young age."

However, Yan Chao had been led astray by him a long time ago, and now he has completely given up on himself.

He scanned Zhou Chenyu's back with subtle eyes, and asked, "Did you lose a tail at the back today?"

Zhou Chenyu was stunned for a rare moment.

The audience was also stunned for a rare moment.

This time Yan Chao's speed actually left everyone in the audience behind. Thinking of what he just said about "fun and py", some real old drivers began to realize that his "tail" refers to...

Immediately afterwards, the veteran rotten girls in the audience gradually understood.

My God, is this still our simple Xiaoyan!

Have you secretly read a lot of Xiaohuang articles on Lufou?

How else would you know so much?

You are obviously just a 23-year-old kid!

Everyone exchanged eye contact in the audience, and they all confirmed that Zhou Chenyu, the old driver, had led Yan Chao down.

If it was normal, on stage, there would never be a word that Zhou Chenyu couldn't catch up with, let alone a car that he couldn't race.

This time, it was a rare encounter with an opponent at the same speed. Everyone thought that he was finally going to Waterloo, so everyone rubbed their little hands in anticipation in the audience.

Unexpectedly, Zhou Chenyu was just stunned for a second, and then his expression returned to normal, and his face didn't even turn red.

He winked at Yan Chao in a very coquettish and cheap way: "Even if I have it, shouldn't it be you who pretended for me?"

Yan Chao: "..."

He lost, a complete defeat.

Yan Chao: "...the program is being recorded."

Zhou Chenyu then said with a half-smile: "You still want to race with me on stage even though you know the show is being recorded?"

As he said that, he said to a row of videographers in the audience: "Shut up this episode and stop broadcasting it."

Yan Chao's unexpected overturn on the stage turned into a hanging baggage, making all the fans in the audience rock up and down.

Fortunately, Zhou Chenyu had a strong ability to control the field. He helped the cat girl headband on his head and asked Yan Chao: "Is the top brand of Tianxianglou beautiful today?"

Yan Chao knew that he was secretly bringing the topic back to the real work, so he immediately continued, "I can't blame Song Jiang for wanting to kill you."

Zhou Chenyu asked persistently, "Are you willing?"

Before Yan Chao could speak, Zhou Chenyu asked himself and answered, "I knew you were reluctant to order "The Truth Is True" in the front row."

Immediately someone shouted from the audience: "Sing one!"

Zhou Chenyu actually said it right away: "We used to talk about the hidden love to the fullest among the guests, but I only looked into his eyes, and I don't care what thousands of people are cheering for."