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"Spring grows and summer grows——Liaofengxuan·Xia Qingyuan Crosstalk Special Session"

On the huge poster that occupies an entire high-rise building, the photos of He Chenfeng and Zhou Chenyu are in the center, and then they are lined up in pairs according to their teasing partners. They are all young cross talk actors in Xia Qingyuan.

In order to avoid being recognized by others, Yan Chao deliberately came to the scene and lined up on the eve of the opening.

Usually watching live events like this, people give away tickets. This was the first time Yan Chao lined up with ordinary audiences to enter the venue, and he was lucky enough to see the huge crowds at the venue.

He can be said to be fully armed today, wearing a low-key black top and jeans, his hairstyle is not even scratched, it is the most common smooth-haired pot head, and he wears a big black mask on his face that is necessary for star-struck dogs.

As if it wasn't enough, he wore a pair of glasses with gold rims, which covered most of the light in the legendary "first love eyes".

However, even with his face covered, such a handsome long-legged guy suddenly appeared in the long queue, it was inevitable that girls coming and going would stare at him intentionally or unintentionally, so Yan Chao could only desperately lower his head, praying that he would not be recognized come out.

I don't know how long they waited in line, but finally it was his turn to enter the arena. The light inside the arena was much dimmer than outside, so Yan Chao was a little relieved.

The auditorium, which can accommodate 1 people, is in a semi-circular shape. The seat that Wei Lan helped him find was really good. It was on the right side of the stage in the first row. Although it wasn't the best viewing angle, it was just right in front of the actors 45 degree profile.

You can see the actors on the stage clearly, and they face the front when they perform, so they won't notice this side.

Yan Chao was afraid of being discovered by the audience around him, so he didn't dare to take off his mask even though it was extremely hot.

After a while, the staff of the infield came to distribute the brochures, which showed several pairs of gentlemen in long gowns and coats.

Looking at the words "spring grows and summer grows" on the album, Yan Chao wondered if Zhou Chenyu had named the special show this time.

"Husband grows in spring and grows in summer, harvests in autumn and stores in winter, this is the great scripture of the way of heaven."

It sprouts in spring and grows in summer, which is quite in line with Xia Qingyuan's vigorous current situation.

After a while, the host came up to announce the curtain. Guan Chenfeng and Jiang Chenchi opened the scene, and the audience immediately applauded.

The two are still talking about their best leg work, but this is probably the first time they have such a big special show. They are afraid that the scene will be too crazy and the influence will not be good. The two did not perform a husband and wife scene this time, but a traditional "Yellow Crane Tower".

This cross talk is based on the Peking Opera "Yellow Crane Tower", which is a performance "from Liu Bei crossing the river to Zhang Fei breaking into the tent".

The content is still teasing that he claims to be a Peking Opera artist, but in fact he is an idiot in his stomach, and Ping Fan asks to learn the art of teasing.Through the cooperation between the two on stage, they showed a lot of loopholes for being funny. In the process, burdens piled up and jokes continued.

It was the first time for the two children to talk about the ten-thousand-person field, and they were the first to appear on the stage again. Yan Chao wondered if they would be nervous.But in short, the effect presented is very good. Although the two of them are not as relaxed as they were in the small garden, Guan Chenfeng will still interact with the audience appropriately, and there are many exciting scenes, and Jiang Chenchi will also change the rhythm this time. Very well controlled.

Sitting next to Yan Chao was a young couple. Both of them went into battle with long guns and short guns. One was holding a tripod to film the whole process, and the other was carrying a long lens and kept clicking.

When the two people on the stage made any big movements or small expressions, the auditorium was filled with the sound of shutters clicking.

Yan Chao couldn't help thinking distractedly, the actors on the stage worked hard, but in fact, the actors and sisters off the stage were not much better.After finally sitting in the VIP position in the first row, I couldn't hear much about the serious content of the cross talk, so I was busy taking pictures and videotaping.

But it is also these photos and videos of the girls and boys that give other audiences the opportunity to see their performances in front of the screen, and let fans who have no way to come to the scene get a little comfort.

After Guan Chenfeng and Jiang Chenchi's performance ended, a pair of newcomers who were not well-known were interspersed in the middle. It could be seen that this was the first time they were on such a big scene. Although there were some flaws in what they said, the overall level was still good. The audience is also very face-saving.

Immediately afterwards, Xia Qingyuan changed to an interesting way of playing, and asked Xia Qingyuan's two pairs to switch partners, Jiang Chenchi gave He Chenfeng the praise, and Zhou Chenyu gave Guan Chenfeng the praise, which was a bit like an old man leading a newcomer.

And this session was simply a paradise for Xia Qingyuan's "cult" CP fans.

The so-called "cult" CP is the CP that unofficially teases the partner.In the four corners of Xia Qingyuan, there are all kinds of messy love plots in the four corners.

But because He Chenfeng is already married and has children, so CP fans are just playing around, not so sincere.And because Jiang Chenchi is a few years older than Guan Chenfeng, he usually protects him very much, so in the eyes of "Jiang Feng Yuhuo" CP fans, he has become a strong and affectionate attack character, and he doesn't have a particularly strong sense of CP on stage with other people.

Therefore, Zhou Chenyu and Guan Chenfeng's "state officials set fire" cp is the biggest one among the cult cps.

Hearing the name of this cp is very arrogant.

The attributes of cp are basically scripts where the elder brother leads the younger brother, such as the cultivation system, "I will become you when I grow up" and so on.

Brother Shen Yu brought "Xiao Chenyu" to the stage, all of them were of super good looks, one was a suave and suave young man, and the other was a high-spirited young man, the Yan dogs in the audience instantly howled together, not standing in a cult I couldn't help but stand for a second.

The two of them are talking about "Da Shangshou", which tells the story of going to Pingming's home and celebrating the birthday of Pingming's mother-in-law. There are many jokes interspersed in the process of celebrating the birthday, and there is naturally a little bit of ethics.

Since it is to celebrate the birthday of the mother-in-law, it is necessary to mention the daughter-in-law who is popular.

I heard Guan Chenfeng say: "...When I knocked on the door, a person came out chattering."

At this point, the two of them still have to talk for a while, shake a few small burdens, in order to attract the daughter-in-law who loves each other.

However, before Zhou Chenyu could speak, someone from the audience answered, "Me!"

The stubble is also divided into good and bad. Some stubbles are placed in the right place and can produce interesting interactions, but some stubbles are placed in the middle of the burden, which will disrupt the rhythm and even dig work.

For example, the current one, in Internet terms, is called ky.

There was an instant "wow" in the audience, of course it was booing, and it was the kind of preparation to watch a play.

At this time, it is a test of the actor's on-the-spot reaction ability.

I only heard Zhou Chenyu say to the audience who shouted: "How can you come out chattering? I was thinking that you don't seem to come out?"

It's still the words in the cross talk book, but when he said it cleverly, it meant that the audience was getting out of it.

There was a burst of laughter in the audience.

Then I heard Zhou Chenyu go on to say: "The person who came out wore high heels, so it must be said that there was a person who came out with a lot of noise."

Guan Chenfeng said: "Yes, wearing high heels, who is this person?"

There was another scream from the audience: "Little Swallow!"

This sound made the "Sinking Fish Falling Goose" CP fans who were silently lurking in the audience lose their skins collectively, and there was an instant scream in the arena.

Yan Zhaorui paid his respects.

Today they opened a special show for [-] people, and their conscience realized that they didn't play too much ethics, and they didn't smash Yan Chao.

Who would have thought that if the actors don't smash it, the audience will smash it?

Zhou Chenyu smiled noncommittally, patted his chest, then answered Guan Chenfeng's words, proudly said: "My wife."

Someone from the audience answered again: "Hey!"

Guan Chenfeng said: "I was thinking, which one is my sister-in-law? Why are the statements below inconsistent?"

Zhou Chenyu took advantage of the situation and asked the audience: "Where is his sister-in-law?"

Naturally, there was another scream from the audience: "Here!"

Zhou Chenyu pointed to the audience, and said to Guan Chenfeng: "See, they are all my daughters-in-law."

The audience: "Hey——"

At this moment, Yan Chao, with black lines all over his head and gritted his teeth secretly, thought to himself that this person is really a reckless person.

Although he didn't know why seeing Zhou Chenyu flirting with girls anytime and anywhere, he felt inexplicably angry.

Although the audience was still laughing constantly, Yan Chao listened to the second half of "Da Shang Shou" absent-mindedly.

After another bamboo board writing performance was interspersed in the middle, the host came to announce the curtain: "Please enjoy the cross talk "Trust Your Wife and Son" next, performed by He Chenfeng and Zhou Chenyu."

The old partner of the town hall, as expected, played at the end of the game.

But "Entrusting Wife and Offering Son" is a very old joke, and Yan Chao hadn't heard it on the Internet, but just hearing the name, he had a vague premonition that there should be a lot of ethical jokes in it.

For some reason, he accidentally opened the search engine and searched for the cross talk "Trust Wife and Son".

"Teaching a wife and presenting a son is a traditional crosstalk program. It mainly expresses the thinking about friendship. The main form of performance is "one noble and one inferior, friendship is seen; death is life, friendship is seen; through the house, the wife does not avoid-" ——There must be an explanation of the central saying of "the friendship of entrusting his wife and offering his son'."

"...Taking the wife of an entertaining actor as an example, it tells how the entertaining actor takes care of his wife after the entertaining actor leaves home due to an emergency—there are many ambiguous words in it."

Praise the actor's wife...

Praise the actor's wife? ? ?

"Jingle Bell--"

In an instant, Yan Chao heard the alarm bell in his head.