lips and teeth play

In the evening, the guests gathered next to a small mountain stream to prepare for tonight's open-air barbecue dinner after finishing their tiring life as a shepherd boy.

The night was hazy, and the mountains were covered with verdant pines and cypresses. At this time, the cool breeze was blowing, and it was quite a bleak mood.

Everyone worked together to set up the tent, set up the fire again, and started the bonfire picnic.

Not long after, bursts of aroma burst out from the grill. Yan Chao turned over the rows of mutton skewers one by one, and quickly sprinkled cumin powder and pepper noodles one by one. The sound of "呵呵呵啦".

Zhou Chenyu looked at him for a while, and couldn't help feeling: "Are you so skillful?"

Yan Chao said: "However, it is also a specialty of my hometown, don't you know how to make a piece of Peking duck or something?"

As soon as the words fell, Yan Chao realized something, and added: "Forget it, I think I overestimated you."

Zhou Chenyu curled his lips: "Could it be that you know how to cook?"

Yan Chao glanced at him: "Single dog lives alone, so it must be a little simple, right?"

Zhou Chenyu smiled when he heard the words: "That's not necessarily true. I have lived alone for several years, and I haven't even learned fried rice with eggs."

"You're quite proud of co-authoring?" Yan Chao sneered, "Then what do you usually eat?"

Zhou Chenyu said: "We always perform at night, and every time it's midnight after the end, we all get together for supper."

Yan Chao asked, "What about the daytime?"

Zhou Chenyu took it for granted, "Just wait for supper during the day."

Yan Chao looked at him in disbelief: "So you only eat one meal a day? Or do you eat at midnight?"

Zhou Chenyu nodded: "I've never heard of it before?"

Yan Chao: "...It's a miracle that you didn't make any trouble with your stomach."

Zhou Chenyu seemed to have a brilliant idea suddenly: "Hey, you said we are both single anyway, why don't we live together in the future?"

Yan Chao:? ? ?

Zhou Chenyu: "I'm sorry, I'm talking bald. I mean, let's live together together."

Yan Chao: "...What exactly do you want to express?"

Zhou Chenyu: "Oh, we live together!"

Yan Chao's face was vigilant, for fear that he would utter some obscenities in his next sentence: "What do you want?"

Zhou Chenyu smiled brightly: "You cook, I wash the dishes, men and women match, work is not tiring."

Yan Chao: "...Dream on you."

While talking, this wave of barbecue has been finished. Yan Chao filled two large iron plates with all kinds of meat and vegetables, and brought them to the tent not far away with Zhou Chenyu, where everyone was sitting on the small tea table .

Gu Xin smiled and said, "Chef Yan, you've worked hard."

Yan Chao smiled: "It's just a barbecue, it's not enough."

Zhou Chenyu sat down: "Did he just say he can cook?"

Xu Jing said: "His culinary skills are superb. Once we went out to build a team in Taiwan, and he fired a big table for us by himself."

Zhou Chenyu looked at Yan Chao in surprise: "I didn't see it, did you hide it?"

Yan Chao smiled slightly: "Low-key, low-key."

Chen Shuo said: "There are really not many boys who can cook these days. Any girl who will marry Xiaoyan in the future will definitely be very happy."

Xu Jing smiled and said, "It's too early for you to urge marriage, isn't it? A simple boy like us Xiaoyan has never even talked about love."

Yan Chao smiled helplessly: "Sister Jing, you're still recording a show, can you save me some face?"

As a colleague who gets along with him day and night, Xu Jing is really right.

When Yan Chao was in school, he was a low-key schoolmaster who rejected the olive branches of countless girls and only wanted to study hard.

After graduation, he became an out-and-out workaholic. He had no time or desire to fall in love. After more than two years, he realized that he was 23 in a blink of an eye. Did not send out.

Thinking about it carefully, he has never even liked anyone, so that he always wondered if he was born with frigidity.

Yan Chao joked, "How can a person who achieves a great event be able to love his sons and daughters?"

Then Zhou Shuangshuang said suddenly: "Don't be afraid, Brother Xiaoyan, my brother is two years older than you, and he is also a solo mother."

Hearing the topic suddenly cue to her, Zhou Chenyu was stunned for a moment, then smiled and said, "Man, 31 flowers, I'm still waiting for a single flower, it must be very popular."

Xu Jing looked surprised: "No way, it's okay for Xiaoyan to be obsessed with studying before, why have you never even had a relationship? What's the matter with the handsome guys now?"

Zhou Chenyu said helplessly: "Isn't this the strict control of the family, there is no chance."

This "family" naturally referred to Zhou's family, and Zhou Shuangshuang had already laughed gloatingly.

Zhou Chenyu glanced at her: "You're still smiling, you'll know when you're older, how hard it is to be young without the nourishment of love."

Zhou Shuangshuang didn't seem to be moved by his words at all, she still looked at him with a smile, her big watery eyes were bright, full of watery tenderness.

Yan Chao seemed to have remembered something, and nudged Zhou Chenyu with his elbow: "By the way, so what is your criteria for choosing a mate?"

Zhou Chenyu turned to look at him, and blurted out, "You."

Everyone watched the real-time broadcast of Yan Chao's quick question and answer today, so they all burst into laughter at the moment.

Seeing Yan Chao's speechless expression again, Zhou Chenyu couldn't help laughing: "Didn't you say that yourself?"

Yan Chao: "Time was tight at that time, why don't I say hurry up and get the first place?"

Zhou Chenyu sneered: "The advantage of taking the first place is to exchange for an underage pony, who is still halfway there..."

Knowing what he was going to say next, Yan Chao quickly stopped him: "Stop! Let's eat!"

As soon as he said this, everyone more or less guessed what happened, and laughed strangely again.

Yan Chao quickly turned the topic back from a strange direction: "So what is your criteria for choosing a mate?"

Zhou Chenyu didn't even think about it, and said casually: "Gentle, kind and good-tempered? Quiet and well-behaved?"

Yan Chao wanted to laugh when he heard it, and thought to himself, what kind of idiot and straight male aesthetics is stuck in the period of Three Obediences and Four Virtues.

He unconsciously glanced at Zhou Shuangshuang at the side with his peripheral vision, and accidentally caught a glimpse of the light bursting out of the other's eyes, and couldn't help being startled.

It is said that Yan Chao has a high EQ, which actually stems from the fact that he is indeed a person with a delicate mind and good at observing words and demeanor.Not only him, but most of the excellent hosts are like this.

So just now he accidentally saw Zhou Shuangshuang's expression when he looked at Zhou Chenyu, and he felt a subtle feeling in his heart.

Although Zhou Chenyu and Zhou Shuangshuang are not related by blood, they grew up together, and Yan Chao always felt that they were brothers and sisters.

But just now the undisguised nostalgia and hope in Zhou Shuangshuang's eyes simply made Yan Chao unable to think too much.

He muttered in his heart, and heard Xu Jing comment on Zhou Chenyu's mate selection criteria: "Isn't this just Xiaoyan Benyan?"

Before Yan Chao could refute, Gu Xin, who hadn't spoken for a long time, suddenly said, "It's true!"

Yan Chao: ... what?

Could it be a netizen from the same post?

Little sister, are you hiding something?

Then he accidentally noticed that the light in Zhou Shuangshuang's eyes was instantly extinguished beside Gu Xin.

Before he had time to open his mouth, Zhou Chenyu repeated it curiously: "Sinking fish and wild goose?"

Gu Xin had already shown her aunt's smile: "You two's CP names, don't they sound nice!"

Zhou Chenyu laughed, "It's kind of interesting."

Yan Chao looked helpless: "This is also recording a show, the enclosure is cute, young lady."

Zhou Chenyu seemed to be still pondering over the name of this cp, and muttered: "Sinking fish and wild goose? What posture?"

Yan Chao: "... Are you satisfied with the ride?"

After finishing speaking, he turned his head and said to the videographer not far away with an expressionless face: "The whole episode will be cut off by then."

Everyone was so amused by their sudden driving, and it was even more ridiculous to match Yan Chao's self-destructive appearance.

Xu Jing couldn't stop laughing: "It's a pity, it's a pity, such a natural joke can't be broadcast on the show."

Zhou Chenyu said: "It's okay, we can talk about it in cross talk."

Yan Chao: "How dare you!"

After all, Gu Xin is the little sister. Although there may be many indescribable things in her mind, she is still very thin-skinned at this time. She said embarrassedly: "Blame me, blame me, everyone, skip the topic just now."

Zhou Shuangshuang seemed eager to end this topic as soon as possible, holding the flagon with beer on the side, and filled everyone's glasses.

Chen Shuo greeted everyone: "It's not the same if you talk about it together, don't bother to talk about it, the food will be cold in a while."

So everyone touched the glasses in their hands, ready to start.

Xu Jing suddenly said, "It's hard to get a well-known cross talk actor to join the show, how can I do it if I don't come and report the name of the dish before the meal?"

Zhou Chenyu said with a smile: "It's my old profession, what's the point of letting me come, Xiaoyan should come."

Yan Chao hurriedly shied away: "Go, go, I'm not talking about cross talk."

Zhou Chenyu raised his eyebrows and said, "Don't think I don't know, don't you talk about Guankou in the daily training of broadcasting and hosting?"

... He really hit the mark.

Yan Chao looked helpless: "I also know that a little bit, isn't this just playing tricks?"

Chen Shuo didn't mind watching the excitement and said, "Then you two have a game of solitaire!"

Xu Jing clapped her hands: "Yes, it just so happens that Xiaoyan, you are going to learn cross talk with him soon, let Master Zhou test your skills first."

Xiaoyan was very reluctant in his heart, after all, the full text of the dish name was so long, Zhou Chenyu must have memorized it by heart.It's different for me, I didn't memorize much in total, I haven't said it for so long, I have almost forgotten it.

However, Yan Chao also knew in his heart that slow variety shows are easy to be boring, and the audience likes to watch such conflicting plots, otherwise the two of them would not have been arranged as a "talking group".

Xiao Yan, who devoted himself to the show, had no choice but to say: "I invite you to eat, steamed lamb, steamed bear's paw, steamed deer tail—"

The memory of the first few sentences is still clear, and Yan Chao was also slippery at first, and spoke very fast, which seemed to be the case.

Zhou Chenyu continued: "Roasted duck, roasted chicken, roasted goose—"

Although Yan Chao's tongue is fast, but no matter what, he is not as fast as a professional cross talk actor.As soon as Zhou Chenyu opened his mouth at this moment, Yan Chao immediately felt that Zhou Chenyu deliberately let him down, and the speed of his speech was completely in line with him.

So he continued his efforts and said quickly: "Braised pig, stewed duck, sauced chicken, bacon—"

Zhou Chenyu answered: "Pine flower belly, dry meat, sausage—"

Yan Chao: "Assorted Su Pan, Smoked Chicken White Belly, Steamed Eight-Treasure Pig—"

Zhou Chenyu: "Duck stuffed with glutinous rice, canned pheasant, canned quail—"

...Help, what's the next sentence?Yan Chao really couldn't remember.

It's too embarrassing to just say a few words and over, isn't it?

While his brain was running fast, Yan Chao suddenly had a flash of inspiration, and blurted out: "Dove chocolate, cocoa brownie——"

After he finished speaking, he himself thought it was funny. Zhou Chenyu would definitely not be able to take this kind of jokes he saw casually on the Internet.

Unexpectedly, Zhou Chenyu was stunned for half a second, and immediately followed him: "Vanilla-flavored Baxi, durian and jackfruit?"

Yan Chao was shocked instantly, what happened to this man?

It turns out that he can not only recite the names of dishes, but also recite sand sculpture jokes from the Internet?

Fortunately, Yan Zhao has always had a photographic memory, and he can even remember sand sculpture jokes very clearly: "Chicken sauce mashed potatoes, cheese corn kernels?"

Zhou Chenyu smiled confidently: "Spicy chicken braised in yellow, jasper gold inlaid with jade——"

Yan Chao: "Braised lion's head, beef tenderloin with black pepper, pork ribs with orange sauce and vinegar fish."

This joke ended here, Yan Chao finished the last few sentences in one breath, and then looked at Zhou Chenyu leisurely: I've finished talking, what else can you say?

Unexpectedly, Zhou Chenyu looked at him calmly, and raised his eyebrows at him: "Not as good as you, not as good as you at all."