[Comprehensive] I forgot my future husband

"What are you doing! You said you were going to register and take the hero exam, why can you oversleep with peace of mind!"

In the dining room on the first floor of the hotel, Qiya pointed at my face and sprayed me angrily. I was very embarrassed after sleeping until ten o'clock. I silently ate the rest of the breakfast in the kitchen and wanted to wait for him. Let go of your anger.Yalujia is sandwiched between the two of us, and I think he is more like a brother now.

"I just asked the boss, and he said that you can also register in the afternoon." He said in a low voice, I don't think it's a big problem to be late.

Qi Ya had an expression of being defeated by me, and it was already afternoon by the time the three of us finished and rushed to the Heroes Association.After all, I suspected that they were going to rest at noon, so I delayed for a while.

It is a one-stop service from registration to examination. Unlike the neighborhood where I met Saitama, this place looks much taller, and it is a strong fortress built on the ruins of the city.The explanation from the narrator is that the headquarters of the association was attacked before, and it is now resting.

Can it work, the headquarters of the Association of Heroes was attacked?What's the difference between this and the enemy alliance repeatedly breaking into the heroes?Can the heroes step up their game.

I saw a lot of strange people with full of aura in the building, and the only familiar face was Genos.Seeing the three of us, he came over to say hello, and politely said that he would go to Zone Z to fight monsters, so he would not show us around.

Watching his tall and straight figure disappear outside the automatic door, Qi Ya smiled narrowly, pointed in the direction he left, and said, "I think he's not bad, let's try contacting him? A bald head is fine, but I don't know if the hair can still be saved. "

I squinted at the kid who turned into a matchmaker, "Are you my dad? The wedding ring on my hand is crying."

The cost of becoming a hero in this world is not high. It doesn't matter if you are a black family. It doesn't matter whether you have money or not, as long as you can pass the test. It is quite like a hunter's exam, and the content is much simpler.

After being taken away by the staff responsible for the examination, Qi Ya and I filled out the application form for hero registration in a room with a dozen people.Just like assembly line work, the exam is scheduled for tomorrow. It is divided into physical fitness test, written test, and composition. Grades are assessed according to the test results. After becoming a hero, you must register a hero name.

The next day, Qi Ya and I passed the exam. I used the No.1 physical fitness test to raise my composition score, but I only got a C grade. Is this the same operation as Saitama?Instead, Qi Ya got the A rank.

I was unhappily pinching my assessment result form, but Qiya regretted that he was not an S-rank, and also laughed at me by the way.

"Then, you can register hero names now." The examiner kindly said to the new heroes who passed the exam.

The newly promoted heroes in the classroom all showed different expressions. Some of them were excited and had already thought up the title of hero and explained the meaning to the examiner flamboyantly.I belong to the latter kind.

Looking at the white paper in front of me, I felt a pain in my head. Kiya rested his chin in one hand and turned the ballpoint pen in the other, while Aruka tried her best to think of a suitable address for us.

I looked back and forth at the names of my peers, and what wind, fire, thunder, clouds, fog, birds, etc., I took some gorgeous and resounding titles.Either low-key luxury, or publicity wantonly.

"Qi Ya, why don't you call it a power bank?" When I saw other people's mobile phones, I thought of this all of a sudden, and excitedly told the boy next to me.

"Then how about calling you a bastard Kappa?" He immediately retorted.

Isn't that the nickname Bakugo gave me? That guy is really a nickname master.

I had a flash of inspiration: "Ah, how about calling it 'Green Light'."

Qi Ya sneered: "Inexplicably, I feel that this title is not as good as Kappa."

Aruka was curious: "Why is it called this?"

I confidently said, "First of all, I am a green skin. As for the light, Yiermi is my light, so let's call it green light. And it sounds very powerful, and green is a color full of vitality. , the green light that can bring the light of hope to the suffering people!"

Qi Ya: "...Are you serious?" He was so frightened that he turned the pen in his hand away.

Aluka: "I think it's fine."

I was happy: "Yes, it sounds good, and the meaning is also very good!"

I happily clapped hands with my brother-in-law, ignoring Qi Ya's inexplicable expression, and happily wrote "Green Light" on the white paper impartially, including the meaning.Compared with my crispness, Qi Ya is much more distressed.

Most of the people who thought about the name of the hero handed over the paper to the examiner, and after entering it in the computer, they will be regarded as professional heroes, and they can officially fight monsters to upgrade and get money.Seeing that there are fewer and fewer people in the classroom, and Qi Ya is still stuck on the name, I am getting impatient.

Seeing his pensive look, the examiner told him to look at the names of other heroes. Qi Ya felt that this method would work, so he went to the computer list to look.

I also walked over, and the first thing I saw was the S-level hero, and the name of the hero was compared with the name of the hero. Genos' hero name is Devil Transformed, so handsome, there must be many female fans.

Scanning the names of the S-class heroes, No.1's explosion doesn't even have a photo of the real one, which seems very mysterious. No.3's silver fangs is a silver-haired old man, inexplicably somewhat similar to Grandpa Jeno.

There is also a masked sweetheart who is number one in A-level. This guy is also a star singer. Saitama is also in A-level.

"Pfft—" I couldn't help laughing out loud, it was very vivid, and seeing words was like seeing people.

The examiner knew who I was laughing at when I saw the hero's name, so he only reminded: "You must think about your name carefully, or you will end up like him."

"Qi Ya, why don't you call him the King of Thunder and Lightning."

"What the hell, it sounds like you're messing with me."

"That's not as good as Electroshock Hero Lightning Thunder!"

"This is the hero title of that kid Shangming, don't steal it from him."

"Pikachu?"

"go away."

"You are so difficult to serve, Electric Eel!"

"Heh, if your name is Kappa, I will be called Electric Eel."

There is no reason to conflict with the name of the hero. No matter how we choose Qiya, he is not satisfied. Aruka also suggested that we should have a group name. Is this some kind of idol group that is about to debut!

"Aren't you very good at naming names? Look at your speed. Any one of Lightning, Lightning, Blast Thunder, Falling Thunder, and Thunder Palm can be named as a hero." Calculated in this way, this guy's naming level is quite good. .

It seemed to be awakened by me too, Qi Ya made a few strokes, and the hero's name was set as "Superior Speed".So why bother with it for more than an hour!

After going through the final process and receiving the salary card, the future salary and performance will be distributed based on the usual activity level and the number and difficulty of cracking down on weirdos.The examiner congratulated us both again and sent us out.

Before noon, I stuffed the salary card into Qi Ya’s hand, my eyes sparkled, and I said excitedly: “I’m going to brush up my grades now, don’t you worry if you’re A grade anyway? You hold the card for me ! Yes, and the ring!" After finishing speaking, I took off the wedding ring and put it in his palm.

Qi Ya looked down at the card and ring in his hand, and smiled viciously: "Aren't you afraid that I'll swallow your money and throw your ring down the drain?"

"I don't think you will~ See you at the hotel tonight! You two brothers, pay attention to safety!"

It happens to be the end of January, and the wages will be paid in a few days, so I need to get the money out quickly.At this moment, I even forgot to look for weird people who went through the black hole and looked for troublemakers all over the street.

Not to mention, there are really as many weirdos as dogs, and the frequency of appearance is so high that you will meet a few after walking a street, and they are more diligent than the enemies on All Might's side.Without the restraint of rules and regulations, I am very happy playing

From daytime to nighttime, I cleaned up all the weirdos in this area, no matter what level the other party was, anyway, I cleaned up the ones that did something to ordinary people.Some weirdos were even fighting other heroes, but I also cut them off.

As night fell, I punched a freshwater fish that was several meters long and weighed [-] catties to death, and carried it back to the hotel kitchen for cooking.On the way, I met Saitama who came out of the supermarket. Behind him was a group of aunt-level figures who were snatching up discounted goods.

"It's you." He greeted first.

"Hello, are you shopping in the supermarket?"

"Well, the supermarket will have special offers every Friday at this time, just pay more attention to the leaflets."

I smiled and nodded, "I will pay more attention to it. Do you want to eat fish together? I called. The chef of the hotel is very skilled."

Saitama nodded readily, and asked if he could bring Genos with him.Eating is a social activity that is easy to get closer to. After eating a few times, you will get acquainted with Saitama's master and apprentice.And with S-level heroes and the strongest heroes following them, it is completely no problem to walk sideways in this world.

Qi Ya naturally didn't throw my ring, although he always showed a look of wanting to throw it.I also naturally got used to the behavior of taking off the ring and letting him keep it after a fight. Since then, there has been no problem with the ring.

At the end of the month, it snowed.

My wages and Chiya's have arrived, his ranking is just below Kamen Rider, and I've reached the last place in the S rank.Now Qiya can't laugh at me anymore, but he has a very calm mind, after all he knows that I'm a cheater.

We moved to the house next door to Saitama, of course, Kira and Aruka lived in one house, and I lived in the other.

I got out of the bed early in the morning, tidied myself up a bit, and when I opened the door, I saw a palm-sized snowman piled up beside the door, with eyebrows made of seaweed and eyes made of plums.

Looking up, he met Aluka's smiling face. He pointed to the snow that was still falling, and invited, "Go and play in the snow, Heidi! My brothers are all under there!"

A certain cruel brother was already shoveling snow downstairs with a shovel.

I thought about it for a while and have been busy making money to upgrade recently, so I should take good care of my brother-in-law, otherwise Ill fans will think that I don't care enough about my brothers.I was full of energy and joined the ranks of snowmen. Saitama, who got up half an hour late, saw the snowman on the street when he walked to the balcony.

The down-to-earth hero was about to take back the clothes to dry on the balcony, and when he saw us, he raised his hand and said hello.

"Saitama, are you here for a snowball fight!" Aruka invited with a smile on her face.

"No, if I am having fun, I always feel that I will lose control of my strength." Saitama, who was lost in thought while looking at his fist, refused.

He always exudes an unfathomable sense of breaking through the limit, so people usually have two extreme impressions of him, the strongest and the mediocre.

After putting away his clothes, Saitama walked back to the balcony, "Janos bought a lot of vegetables today, do you want to have breakfast together?"

"Okay, let's go up after we finish building the snowman!"

Yaluka made a normal snowman by herself, and Kiya and I helped to make a three-meter-tall giant snowman.Passers-by who were jogging in the morning came over in amazement and asked for a photo with the snowman.Then he was scolded by Qi Ya for being greedy for money, and with Ya Lujia's generous permission, these passers-by got their wish and took a group photo for free.

"When I go back in the future, I will sell your photo, Qi Ya. The price of the photo of beating up the enemy family members is very expensive in the market, and I will make a lot of money." I looked at the two brothers resentfully, dissatisfied with the business that I got. gone.

"You've lost money, don't imitate Yi Ermi."

"Don't you need money to support the two of you? Yalujia is very worry-free, but don't you know that you are very expensive? Did you forget how much the limited edition game console you bought last time? That's what I got for the weirdo who got the dragon level Here comes the reward!"

"Don't be so fussy, I can't even win the dragon class, and I'm not as good at making money as you are~ You are so strong, can you help me?"

I was fooled by him inexplicably, and I was elated when I heard it.After dealing with my complaints, Kiya straightened his brother's crooked knitted hat and loose scarf.I was fascinated by the young man's thoughtful and considerate behavior, and I didn't recover for a while.

Recently, I obviously have the money and time to find a way to travel through black holes, but I haven't taken action for a long time.

Everywhere you look, there is always this guy.Maybe it's wrong to say that, it should be, where he is, I can't help but look at him...

"NO!!!" Imitating All Mighty's crazily shouting, I held my head and twitched my tail, smashing the three-meter-high snowman to pieces.

The passers-by were stunned, covered in snow, and Qiya quickly moved away holding Yalujia.

He raised his eyebrows and stared at me: "Why are you crazy?"

The few seconds of venting made me calm down again. Instead of thinking about the reason, I buried my head and said, "Go and have breakfast!"

The author has something to say: Green Light Heidi is a bit square.

Thank you baby for feeding--

山米小姐扔了1个地雷投掷时间:2018-11-1123:23:41