[Comprehensive] Personality is transgender, change your sex!

Hoshino Suzu had a dream.

She got a reply when she sent the [-]th postcard. On the white paper, cherry pink handwriting finally appeared, shining so dazzlingly. When she was struggling to see the content on the paper, she suddenly felt itchy. , then the nose and lips.

"Ah chirp-"

She woke up, opened her eyes, and what she saw was a cat teaser, and then Dabi squatting beside the bed.

"Finally I'm willing to wake up." Tubi removed the cat teaser and raised his eyebrows, "Aren't you going to the police station to take notes in the morning? How dare you sleep in late."

Hoshino Ling glanced at the alarm clock beside the bed, it was 06:30, it was not too late.

She got up from the bed, picked up the change of clothes hanging on the hanger, and turned to go to the bathroom. After a while, there was the sound of splashing water in the bathroom.

Dabi put down the cat teaser and slowly stood up.

His eyes fell on a stack of postcards on the desk.

He has flipped through these postcards more than once. They are different from ordinary postcards. They are divided into left column and right column. The left column is the sending column, and the right column is the reply column.

The left column is always filled with text, but the right column is always blank.

Dabi didn't ask Hoshino Ling who sent these postcards, he guessed she never sent them.But there is no room for postage stamps on postcards.

"...Isn't it written for boys who care about it?"

When he was rubbing his chin and talking to himself, Hoshino Ling had already taken a shower and came out.

She washed her hair last night, and she didn't wash it again in the morning, and it was fluffy.

She went to the living room and sat down at the table to have breakfast.

On the table is a serving of boiled soba noodles sprinkled with diced okra and creamy corn kernels, and three fried shrimp tempura on the edge.The prepared sauce is served in a small dish.

There is also a plate of washed strawberries, a plate of tamagoyaki, and a plate of baked sea urchin with avocado on the table.

It's a strange combination, but I can't tell why it's so strange.

Hoshino Suzu started with sea urchin baked avocado.

The sea urchin tastes dense, smooth, and sweet, so delicious that the tongue almost swallows it. This... is not at all the level of Dupi.

Through a glass window, she saw Dabi was cutting chocolate in the kitchen.He chopped up the dark chocolate, poured it into a small pot, took milk from the refrigerator and put it in, then turned on the fire and stirred slowly with a very thin spoon.

Realizing that she was looking at him, Dabi turned his face and smiled at her: "I saw it in a book yesterday, let's read it today."

It's hard to imagine that a social extremist like Dabi, who caused many fires and cremation cases, spends his spare time cooking, reading, playing with cats, wandering the streets late at night with an umbrella, and occasionally having a whim , put down two buns in front of the bum in the sewer.

After Hoshino Ling finished eating a piece of baked avocado with sea urchin, Dabi had already filled the chocolate milk. He added a little orange peel to the cup, threw a few pieces of pink and white marshmallows with the pattern of cat's paw, and sprinkled some chocolate chips.

This cup of hot drink was placed in front of Hoshino Ling, and she was just about to take it when Dabi's palm swayed over the cup, "I'll show you a nice one—"

A blue flame rose bloomed at the mouth of the cup in an instant, and then dissipated in an instant. Looking into the cup again, the marshmallows and chocolate chips inside had been roasted into a faint burnt yellow.

There is a strong sweet smell in the air.

"It's gaudy." Hoshino Ling gave a cold evaluation, picked up the cup and took a sip, "But the taste is good."

Dubi sat down opposite her, picked up a strawberry and threw it into his mouth: "Flowers have a flower language, right?"

"Ah."

"What is the flower language of the blue rose?"

Hoshino Suzu thought for a moment and said, "It's impossible."

"So miserable?" Dubi pouted, "This statement is definitely not credible."

Hoshino Suzu took another bite of the soba noodles. The noodles were a bit lumpy due to being cooled for too long, but they still tasted good after being topped with the sauce.

"Davi, your cooking skills are much better than your sister's."

After eating the food cooked by Hong Dongmei at Hong's house for almost a week, I can't express my feelings in words.

It can't be considered unpalatable, but it's far from delicious. Those rough guys in the Hong family are not picky, it seems that Dongmei can eat anything.She was a bit miserable, not only had to eat it, but also had to blow rainbow farts, constantly praising Dongmei's delicious cooking.

Dabi is not modest: "That's right, I'm a good man from IKEA and IKEA."

... IKEA IKEA?

Hoshino Suzu glanced at the floor, all the blood and footprints from last night had been wiped off.Everything in the living room is neatly organized.Several pots of Silver Queen are kept well, and they are placed on the shelf, exuding vigorous vitality in winter.

The clothes on the balcony were also washed and hung up one by one.

This is the most incomprehensible point for Hoshino Suzu, he seldom uses the washing machine, unlike Hei Wu, who throws the panty socks and towels and foot cloths of Shikuragi into the washing machine for a spin.

He almost always washes it by hand, and he will strictly follow the water temperature requirements in the instructions, and then hang it to dry, and he will carefully iron the wrinkled clothes with a hanging iron.

Can cook, can do laundry, can do almost all housework, and indeed is quite... IKEA IKEA.

"Meow~"

The mica cat jumped out from nowhere and landed on Dubi's lap. Dabi rubbed Mica's back and asked, "Did you meet Xiao Qingtong last night?"

He touched Mica's belly again: "You seem to have a big appetite. I saw you messing with three little tomcats last time. Why, do you still want to have a harem?"

Hoshino Suzu almost choked on Yuzi Burn.

Dubi gave her a sideways look, and said to Yunmu: "Cats should be like humans, one-on-one. Do you know the Jinjiang Literature Network in China? NP is not allowed now."

Hoshino Ling was stunned: "Are you still browsing China's Jinjiang Literature Network?"

Can you really understand Chinese?Don't you just read recipes?

Dabi ignored her, and continued to say to Yunmu seriously: "Do you understand?"

Mica raised her cat's head proudly, and slapped his paw between his legs fiercely, and Tupi cried out in pain: "If you don't listen, don't listen, don't give me birth control, idiot, I don't have any children yet."

Hoshino Ling laughed out loud, and picked up Mica: "I'm full, I have to go out."

Dabi moved his hand away and glanced at the phone: "It's still early, let's play last night's game for a while."

Last night Hoshino Suzu saw that he mentioned that he had a lonely expression in his childhood, so he showed kindness, and turned the two of them back to childhood, and became friends for 3 minutes.

However, although her personality can only last for 3 minutes in this aspect, Dabi became addicted to playing, and she never tired of it made her change the two of them from three to 30 years old.In the end, Hoshino Suzu really had no strength left.

"If you don't play, it is absolutely impossible to play again today, and you won't play again in the future."

Dabi said with great regret: "Why is this, I want to see what it will be like if we grow old together with you."

Hoshino Ling complained while changing shoes at the entrance: "You'd better grow old with Hei Wu."

"Mr. Black Mist's head is flawed, his hair won't turn white."

"I don't know." Hoshino Ling paused, and said, "Dubi, I will live on campus when I go to Xiongying to study, so I won't come back for the time being. I will also take the mica to school."

Dabi's face fell instantly: "Then who do I take pleasure from?"

"Entertain yourself, or move to the enemy alliance."

"Can't Xiongying go to day school?" Tubi couldn't help cursing, "This school is really rigid."

Hoshino Ling pushed open the door and said with a smile: "It was possible to go to school, but it is said that because you attacked the Xiongying Hebei before, the school began to be managed in a unified way, and students must live in the school. By the way, you seem to be the one who opened up the action team Commander-in-chief, speaking of me being able to live on campus, you are the chief hero."

"Oh, then there's nothing I can do, I'm my fault." Dabi sighed softly, and opened her arms, "Then let's say goodbye and come and hug me."

Hoshino Suzu immediately refused: "No."

"So indifferent?" Dabi withdrew one hand, and shook the other hand at her, "Then let's shake hands."

"..."

"Just a little."

Hoshino Ling hesitated for two seconds, then stretched out a hand, and the moment he held Dabi's hand, he pulled it into his arms and held it against his chest.

She smelled the strong smell of blood on his body.

"Did you not apply ointment today?"

"I'll paint it later."

"Are you OK?"

"It's very good." Dabi lowered her body weight, put her chin on her shoulder, and taught earnestly, "After you get to Xiongying, don't study hard, make trouble for me, make trouble for me, and make trouble for Xiongying. It’s a mess, and then we’ll cooperate inside and outside to make those heroes lose face. If you meet a teacher named Eraserhead, remember to cover his eyes first and then change his sex. He changed his gender, I want to see if he will explode in anger..."

"Tu, you're stunned."

"...Well, I'm dazed." Tubi closed her eyes, and gently rubbed her hair, "You haven't braided your braid for you yet, you're leaving, don't you want to see your braid up? "

"If you're so free, why don't you study whether there is room for improvement in your firepower." Hoshino Ling thought of the scorching flames, and said, "Don't be overtaken by your brother in future fights, it's a shame."

"A ghost will lose to that rotten lychee!"

What the hell?Rotten shell lychees?No matter what you say, Hong Jiaodong is also a first-class beautiful boy.

Hoshino Ling was about to refute, but Dabi had already let go of her, and took out a bento box from somewhere.

"Don't give it to me, I will have lunch with my brother."

Originally thought that Keigo Atobe would stay in England for a week, but he came back in only two days, and had to pick up the plane at noon today, Hoshino Suzu felt a little sad.Why didn't Aunt Yingjiang keep him in England for a few more days?

"It's a small cookie. If you can't finish it, give it to the police station."

"You won't be poisoned, will you?"

A dangerous person in society, giving cookies to the police is really suspicious.

"Guess." Dubi smiled, and took out half a bag of jellybeans from her pocket, "This is a gift in return."

"You are really self-conscious."

When the two walked down the steps, Hoshino Ling turned her head and said, "Dabhi, don't be impulsive next time. Andewa is not your end point."

"That is, in addition to destroying that guy, I also have to fulfill the will of the hero killer, um, absolutely."

Hoshino Suzu stared at him for two seconds and said, "I wish you success."

"But this is not my end..." Dabi scratched his hair, "What about you?"

Hoshino Ling stepped down the steps: "I have no end, maybe I will be on the road all my life."

Dabi thought of those postcards on her desk for no reason, so many postcards, filled with content, repeated over and over again, in fact, there was only one sentence.

[Why don't you ever reply to me? 】

"Little kid, I'm still on the road for the rest of my life." Dabi stretched out her hand and placed it on her head. "If you need my help, just let me know. I'm an expert in murder and arson."

"Okay," Hoshino Ling nodded, and her eyes fell on her shoes. These are the shoes that Hong Jiaodong gave her. They look good with any clothes. She didn't tie the shoelaces just now. "My shoelaces are loose. I'll tie it."

She was holding biscuits and mica in her hands, and she had to put it down first and tie it again—Davi had already bent over to tie it for her.

He has dexterous fingers, can kill and set fire, can cook and make cookies, and can also tie a beautiful bow.

Hoshino Suzu looked at his hand, her eyes were a little dazed.

"The shoes are so beautiful." Dabi stood up, pinching her face with a smile, "People are more beautiful."

He repeated again: "My bell is so beautiful."

Then when Hoshino Ling was in a daze, he leaned over and kissed her forehead.

This shouldn't be called a kiss, it's called a kiss, it's like a superficial touch, gentle and clean as if it was an illusion.

……

It wasn't until Hoshino Ling left that Dabi dragged his heavy body into the room. He touched his abdomen, and his hands were bright red.

He was a little tired, leaning against the wall, took out his mobile phone, and dialed a number: "Tuweisi, come pick me up... No kidding, my internal organs were injured, take me to Yilan to find a secret doctor... ...Who the hell is talking to you! Don't get nervous, hurry up, I don't want to die..."

When Hoshino Ling arrived at the police station, he saw Hong Dongmei and Hong Jiaodong waiting there.

She couldn't pretend not to see, and greeted them with the mica in her arms: "Good morning, Miss Dongmei, Mr. Hong."

"Little—" Hong Dongmei's expression was very happy when she saw her, but soon she became a little embarrassed, "Miss Hoshino."

Hoshino Ling thought of Tubi's advice "Don't bully Dongmei, you can play with rotten shell lychees", and said with a smile: "If you can, Miss Dongmei can call me Xiaoling, and I will call you Dongmei too."

"Yes, yes." Hong Dongmei nodded vigorously, "Xiaoling..."

Hoshino Ling chatted with Hong Dongmei for a few words, and when they talked about what happened next, she said, "I'm going to Xiongying to study soon."

Hong Dongmei was very excited: "Xiongying? Jiao Dong is also studying at Xiongying. He is a sophomore in high school."

Hoshino Ling smiled slightly and said, "I should be in the third year of high school. By then, Mr. Hong will be my junior."

Hong Jiaodong came back to his senses, and politely said: "If you have something unfamiliar with Xiongying, you can ask me anytime."

"Thank you." Hoshino Suzu put the mica on the ground, and then picked up the lunch box: "Fuyumi, Mr. Hong, do you want some cookies?"

It wasn't until Hoshino Suzu opened the box that she knew how good Dabi was at making cookies.

All of them are in the shape of bells, the color is creamy yellow, and the center is painted with a little brown cream, which looks small and cute.

"It's so beautiful, did Xiaoling make this?"

Hoshino Suzuki's skin suddenly thickened, and she nodded shamelessly: "I specially made it for you to eat, and I didn't know what you like to eat, so I made what I'm good at."

This sentence is actually full of loopholes, how could she know that the two of them would come over?Also specially made cookies?

But Hong Dongmei, who was immersed in joy, and Hong Jiaodong, who was immersed in the doubt of what kind of monster Conan was, didn't notice it.

Hong Dongmei took a piece and took a bite: "It tastes good, Xiaoling is really amazing."

"As long as you like it." Anyway, it was your brother who did it.

Seeing Hong Jiaodong contemplating, Hoshino Ling picked the biggest piece and handed it to him: "Mr. Hong, eat some, I specially left this for you."

If your elder brother knew that you also ate his food, he would definitely jump up and down.

Just thinking about it makes people happy.

Hong Jiaodong didn't refuse, and took it.

Soon Police Officer Takagi came out and asked Hoshino Suzu to go into the inner room to take notes, and Tomotsumi was helping to take care of Hoshino Suzu's cat. Hong Jiaodong lowered his head and took a bite of the cookie, suddenly felt as if he had bitten something.

He looked at the remaining cookie in his hand, the white corner of the sandwich was exposed.

Like a note.

He pulled out, unfolded, and narrowed his eyes.

A line of words is written on it.

[Don't worry, everything will be resolved, because you have me. 】

Although the handwriting is not good-looking, but stroke by stroke, write very seriously.

Hong Jiaodong closed the note, folded it neatly, and put it in his pocket.

Although he can't rely on girls, he... can feel... heart.

You are right, everything will work out.

underground hospital.

"Davi, your stomach has been punctured, and your liver has been damaged." The doctor in a black coat cursed impatiently, "Whoever celebrates Chinese New Year doesn't celebrate Chinese New Year? Why do you have so many things to do?"

Dubi was lying on the operating table, and said weakly: "Those who are capable will work harder."

"Why are you bothering me, are you bothering me? It's strange to say that you have always been calm and restrained, and your priority is to escape, why this time—"

Dabi interrupted him and said, "Young people, occasionally there will be passionate moments."

"It's just your stubborn mouth." The doctor said angrily, "I don't have anesthesia here, so I'll cut it for you directly. Anyway, your body is so rotten that you can't see it. Hold it for me. If you dare to howl, I will cut it off for you." I just pulled out your tongue, do you hear me?"

"It's Chinese New Year, don't be so fierce." Dabi took half a pack of soft candies from his pocket, and stuffed one into his mouth, "But don't worry, I brought my own anesthetic."

His body is riddled with holes, and he has endured countless repeated burns. He has long been used to the pain, but when the cold scalpel roughly cut his body, the sharp feeling still made his whole body tense, and cold sweat dripped from his forehead. Rolling down, I can't even chew the fudge in my mouth.

...Too bad, the anesthetic that comes with it doesn't seem to be as effective as expected.

It hurts.

Damn it, from now on, that old fellow Hong Yansi must pay you back tenfold!

He gasped in pain, and heard the doctor's grunt.

"Well, Dabi, what do you think freedom is?"

"Ah... probably, it's the ability to reject reality."

"...That's it."

"Yeah, there's still a long way to go. But I'll definitely..."

will definitely go...

His consciousness gradually blurred.

He turned his head hard and looked out of the window. It was just at sunset, and the sky was covered with dark clouds, as if a thunderstorm, which was extremely rare in winter, was brewing.But when he closed his eyes, in an instant, he seemed to see the blue sky and white clouds, and the sky was clear.

He put his two fingers together on his lips, and kissed the sky in vain.

The author has something to say:

Brother Tu is a mature man with his charm, but he doesn’t have the cuteness of those teenagers like Hong Zong Kachan ╮(╯▽╰)╭

Although I have to go to school, I can't share the rent with Brother Tu for the time being, but whenever Ling is free, he will go to the enemy alliance (for drinking). Corner), it is exciting to think about it.But Black Mist is still very happy.

In addition, the disaster of Hong Zong Kajiang and others has almost begun.

The last chapter scared me to death, a lot of people climbed the Tuge wall. . .