[Three Kingdoms] This saving the world is poisonous

What does it feel like to faint?

I clearly remember that when I was in junior high school, I passed out due to anemia while queuing up to listen to the endless lectures given by the dean during military training and the first day of school.In the beginning, the body was weak and began to sway uncontrollably. After taking a step, he could walk forward normally for a while, but this section of the road had already begun to be fragmented. The body was pushed to the limit, and he fainted refreshingly.

I don't know if it varies from person to person, anyway, I don't have the feeling of complete fragmentation that others said.After falling down and being stunned, I could feel the outside world very quickly, but my body was unable to move, and even the pain was numb.

"Hmm..." Feeling someone came to me and helped me up, I subconsciously thought of my mother, and then I couldn't help making a coquettish moan.

The person who supported me froze, and when I realized it, I was so embarrassed that I almost wanted to dig a hole!

Unfortunately, I can't move! ! !

Emma!shame on...

I heard Jiang Wei's voice not far away, and he confessed: "Don't all surround me, give the lord some breathing space, General Zhao opens the lord's mouth, she might bite."

I want to give Jiang Wei a thumbs up. This kid looks like he has experienced many battles. How did he know that I bit the inner wall of the mouth.When I fell down just now, I bit off a large piece of flesh on the inner wall of the mouth. After the consciousness gradually recovered, blood gushed out from the place where the flesh was missing, and the pain was still unbearable.When my mouth was opened by fingers, a strong rusty smell gushed out and flowed down the corners of my mouth.

Jiang Wei continued: "Put the handkerchief in to prevent the lord from gritting his teeth and getting hurt again."

"Why did the lord faint suddenly!" Sister Sun's voice was full of tears. I really wanted to comfort her, but unfortunately I couldn't even use the strength to lift my arms. She continued: "The lord was fine just now, could it be that rabbit?" The problem?!"

"Yu's rabbit is clean!"

"Then why did the lord suddenly faint!"

Sun Shangxiang and Zhou Yu quarreled over the cute little wooden rabbit in my hand. Someone broke my hand and took the wooden rabbit out.I heard Cao Pi's voice, and he said: "This kind of thing can still curse people."

Cao Pi seemed to have thrown the rabbit to Zhou Yu. He squatted down, pinched my chin and said, "Why didn't you wake up when the rabbit was gone? Hey, untouchable! I order you to get up."

"Cao Pi! If you are so disrespectful to call me Lord, believe it or not, we will form a group to beat you."

"..."

The power of the masses is enormous, and Sun Shangxiang calmed down Cao Pi with a single word.He let go of the hand that was holding my chin, and silently backed away a few steps.

"Anyway, hurry up and go to Runan. Mr. Guo also needs treatment. There is Dr. Hua arranged by him at Runan. You can only know what happened to the lord when you get there." Zhao Yun's voice sounded from above my head. It's him who has been hugging me, and I just acted coquettishly on him!

I really want to faint for the rest of my life, and I don't know what face to face him when I wake up.

"Then let Bu bring the lord." Lu Bu stepped forward to pick me up, but was shaken by Zhao Yun.

Zhao Yun carried me to the white horse, turned his head and said to the people behind him: "General Lu is very strong, please take Mr. Guo with you."

"Ugh."

I heard Lu Bu let out a sigh of disgust, and then I was carried on the horse by Zhao Yun. After a while, I heard Lu Bu behind me say: "You guys put out the fire here with soil to prevent the Songshan fire from spreading."

"Yes."

In the end, he honestly took Guo Jia with him.

After a few days to Runan, I was forced to sleep all the way, like a fully conscious vegetable.I have the idea of ​​wanting to wake up, but I can't succeed no matter what.Sun Shangxiang took care of me changing clothes, washing my body, eating, and solving my physical problems along the way.After arriving in Runan, Dr. Hua came to see me, but he didn't have anything to do with me.

The bodily functions are functioning normally, but he cannot wake up. This kind of illness is considered rare in ancient times.

Hua Tuo was very embarrassed, so he could only take care of Guo Jia first.

Because of my presence, Guo Jia's wounds have almost healed on the way here, but his body is a little thin, and the follow-up recovery is always very slow.Now with Hua Tuo's care, he was able to get out of bed and walk in a short time. He asked some generals to escort Yuxi and Lingqi back to the mountain city first.

After he made arrangements, the people who came to me and told me to leave were: Lu Bu, Zhou Yu, Zhang He, Ma Chao and Zhu Ran.Originally, Sun Shangxiang was also leaving the selection, but considering that Yinping was too strong, he might hurt me, and Yinping was worried about me and didn't want to go for Sister Sun, so the two girls were left by Guo Jia to accompany me, and they would accompany me every night. I spoke.

A few days later, sister Sun left to take a shower, and only Yinping stayed with me at night.

Yinping lay sleepily by my bed and yawned. After a while, he knocked his head on the bed and fell asleep.I heard the sound of the door being opened, and my body sensed that something was wrong. I subconsciously wanted to put on a defensive posture, but because I couldn't move, I couldn't do anything at all.

The visitor walked very lightly, with a sneaky feeling. He came to my bed, looked down at Yinping who was sleeping next to her, and after making sure that she would not wake up, he raised my upper body and let me lean against the bedpost.He took something out of his pocket, and said in a low voice: "Doctor Hua said that this five baht is your amulet, and this son is generous enough to string you two more in the red string."

Cao Pi?

This guy who has one family and one pariah will come to see me!I'm a little worried about whether it will rain knives tomorrow.It was so surprising that he would come, and even gave me two five baht?Master Shizi, if you string me a gold bar, I will be happier!

Cao Pi took back my five baht coin from Hua Tuo and carried it around my neck.He carefully helped me to lie down again, and then quietly exited the door.

After a while, the door opened again.

Damn, is he back again?

I thought it was Cao Pi, but the sound of the person's footsteps was obviously wrong, with a little briskness, and I felt like he was bouncing around. I heard him say: "The evil one actually made a wedding dress for someone else."

I can recognize this man's voice even with a voice changer!

deep!well!ice--!

"Don't get excited, don't get excited." Shen Jingbing seemed to be able to read my mind. He came to me and said with a smile, "I'm here this time to help you."

roll roll roll!Send me here without even asking me if I want to, to die!

"I said don't get excited." Shen Jingbing was very helpless, and reached out to take the five baht off my neck.

Don't touch my five baht!

Shenjing Bing completely ignored me, and muttered some words that I couldn't understand. After finishing the reading, he disregarded my wishes and said, "Don't worry, don't worry, I'll give you a protection on the five baht coin. There will no longer be too many generals to take over, causing the body to be overloaded and fainted. These three five baht coins can protect you when it is important. But from today, you can use these three five baht coins You can’t take it off casually anymore, it can be regarded as my compensation to you.”

You just now think of giving me a golden finger!

"Well, gold finger, it's not that useful, but it's okay if you think so." This deep well ice is still so evil, and after speaking, he helped me bring five baht coins.

The five baht coin came back to me, and immediately eliminated the bug that I couldn't move.I had already prepared my body to move immediately, and when Shen Jingbing turned to leave, I grabbed the hem of his clothes.He was staggered by me, and suddenly fell to the ground with his feet in the air.

"It hurts, it hurts." Shen Jingbing fell hard, rubbing the back of his head and complaining, "It's really difficult to raise a woman."

He didn't even get up, he just lay on the ground recklessly and looked at me and said, "How much do you hate me, that you can move your newly recovered body? Sure enough, I didn't misunderstand you, little girl." Smile at me.

"Laugh at your sister!" I directly picked up the wooden pillow at hand and threw it at him.

Shen Jingbing was taken aback by my sudden embarrassment, and quickly put his hands against the wooden sleeper, he said to me with lingering fear: "Be good, I'm lucky that I react quickly."

"Send me back, or be crushed to death with a pillow, you choose!"

"Don't, don't, you really can't go back if you beat me to death!" Shen Jingbing seemed to have great powers, but he seemed very afraid of physical attacks.

I gritted my teeth and asked: "Success, it's okay if you don't kill yourself, you told me clearly what's going on! What's going on with those generals who are under control! And that person who wants to change history?" what's going on!"

"I said I said, let me stand up first."

"You think I'm a three-year-old kid! If you stand up, you'll probably run away!" I didn't give Shen Jingbing any chance at all, and pressed down on the wooden sleeper with all my strength, and continued: "Say it quickly, don't talk about my ass Sitting dead on you."

"Tell me about it."

I had no choice but to confess to Shen Jingbing: "Speaking of it, I did the crime. I took in an apprentice who looked cute on the outside but was rotten on the inside. He wanted to change the entire history from the Eastern Han Dynasty. Conquer the world."

My dear, this ambition is too great.

"Isn't it good?" Think about it carefully, if the world is unified, then there will be no more intrigues between countries in the future, and there will be no more wars.China can avoid a lot of cruel history.

Shen Jingbing didn't think so, he said: "Little girl, you are so stupid, I even said that my apprentice is rotten, he conquered the world not for the sake of democracy, but for the continuation of the slave system, you If the slavery system continues, women will still have no status at the time you were born, and they will even be bought and sold at will."

Fuck, this is absolutely impossible!

"Wait! Isn't that your apprentice!! Why did you ask me to stop him!" I was involved in this pair of master and apprentice for no reason, and I was shot lying down.

Shen Jingbing continued to explain to me: "I don't want to, little girl, my apprentice casts a charm on me, as long as I get close to him, the puppet in his hand will be aware of it, and I can't find it at all. When it comes time to beat him up, you can only sabotage his plan."

Being forced to be involved in an incident like this makes me want to cry.

"By the way, you are doing very well so far." Shen Jingbing praised me and continued: "My stupid apprentice thought that he could conquer the Eastern Han Dynasty by controlling the generals, but he didn't know that if he got their people, he couldn't get them." Their hearts. Guo Jia in your hands is simply amazing. It’s so satisfying to count my apprentice. What’s wrong with him having Jia Xu? dead."

This deep well ice is quite useful, at least it brought me some information about the enemy.

He continued: "However, Guo Jia's previous temptations have already made him aware that Cao Pi, Guan Yinping, and Guan Xing are all used by him to test you. It's just that he didn't expect to send them away. The few people who came out also fell into your hands."

"Since he dared to use Jia Xu, why didn't he use Lu Bu?" Jia Xu was very scheming, and Lu Bu beside me had a high level of force, so he should be in his pocket.

Shen Jingbing smiled slightly, and explained my confusion: "How many people in this world can employ people without any worries? People who are pretentious will be more or less flimsy, and this is one of the reasons why he has not found you so far. .”

"Now history is different because of Guo Jia. My little apprentice must be in a daze now, and he is also in a hurry. He can't take care of you in a short time, so you can spend a little longer. But, wait for him later." There is something wrong with recovering your vitality, little girl, you have to be careful, my apprentice can do anything, he is so weak."

Shen Jingbing's apprentice wanted to change history, but because of being cheated by Guo Jia, he messed up?After all, isn’t he relying on knowing history as well as me?

Thinking about it this way, I suddenly wasn't afraid of that guy anymore.There is nothing terrible about a person whose feelings are as mixed as mine.

"Understood, I will pay attention."

"Then you let me go?"

"Let go of you?" I looked down at the person who looked at me like a puppy, gave me a nasty smile, pushed down the wooden sleeper, and negotiated, "You want me to work for nothing?"

"No, no, I originally planned to wait for you to stop my apprentice and send you back to help you fulfill a wish, which can be regarded as compensation for your loss. What do you think?"

Shen Jingbing is still very good, but I am not such a ignorant person.

"How do I know you're not lying to me?!"

Shen Jingbing became a little anxious, and hurriedly said: "Don't worry, I'm still very reputable, otherwise... I swear to help you realize a wish, how about I will never lie to you?" Saying this, he swears to God that he will never lie to me Otherwise, the sky would strike and split him apart.

I looked at him suspiciously and asked, "Really?"

"really."

"Then let me ask you, is the silver screen next to my bed beautiful?"

"You brat..." Before Shen Jingbing could finish his words, a black cloud formed over his head, and then a thunderbolt struck his face.

Very good, I am very satisfied looking at him who is burnt on the outside and tender on the inside.

I raised three fingers expressionlessly and said, "I'm making a wish now, and one wish becomes three, otherwise we won't talk about it."

"Little girl, how can you behave like this!"

"Are you going to lie to me?"

Xiao Heiyun struck another thunderbolt, directly jumped up the deep well ice, and fell to the ground again.He lay on the ground, raised his hand tremblingly, and gave me a no problem thumb.

Hehe, I'm so happy.

The lightning strike was too loud. After a while, the door of my room was pushed open, and everyone who heard the sound came to my room. Sister Sun came in first, and when she saw that I woke up, she immediately jumped up and hugged my neck and cried. He said: "Great, great, you finally woke up, my lord. Ah Xiang was scared to death, but fortunately, my lord, you are fine."

I was so strangled by Sun Shangxiang that I couldn't breathe. Guan Xing stepped forward, pushed Yinping who had fallen asleep, and called her up.

Yinping was drooling from sleep, she wiped the corners of her mouth in a daze, and tilted her head to look at the helpless elder brother in front of her in doubt. She turned her head and found that I woke up, her eyes lit up in a blink of an eye.After my sister, she also jumped up, hugged my waist and said, "My lord! You finally woke up!"

I was completely immobilized by both of them.

Cao Pi looked down at the two scorched black masses on the ground with doubts on his face.I followed his line of sight to look at the trace, and Shen Jingbing had disappeared without a trace when he opened the door.

He is really evil!

"Since my lord is awake, there are some things I should know." Guo Jia was wearing a coat, with a sickly pale complexion. He came to my bedside and reported a bad news to me.

"My lord, to tell you the truth, we are already poor."

"Oh?" What the hell?