[Three Kingdoms] This saving the world is poisonous

On the day I returned to Luoyang, I received a surprise.

"Guo Jia!"

At this time, Guo Jia, who was supposed to be in the mountain city, actually sat in the reception hall of the Zhang Mansion and waved hello to me.

I ran over happily, but on the way, I suddenly remembered the reason why he refused to come, braked the brakes, pinched my waist and asked: "You don't stay in the mountain city to read, what are you doing here!"

Guo Jia knew that I still remembered what happened before, so he shook his head helplessly and said, "It's really difficult to raise a woman and a villain. My lord, my lord, if you hadn't borrowed Zhao Yun, Jia could have come here to join the lord earlier of."

Hearing what he said, I remembered all the things when I was alone with Zhao Yun, and I blushed.

Seeing me blushing and raising my eyebrows, Guo Jia asked suspiciously, "Oh, what's wrong?"

He looked at me, and then at Zhao Yun who was coming.Suddenly, with an expression of "I understand", he teased out loudly: "Oh, did Jia miss the opportunity for the lord to grow up?"

What Guo Jia said was cryptic, but I miraculously understood the meaning of his words, and immediately frowned, shouting: "Grow up a ghost! What are you thinking!"

"Huh? Isn't it?" Guo Jia looked at me suspiciously, then turned his head to look at Zhao Yun who said "who am I and where am I?" who didn't understand our charade.

Guo Jia sighed and said, "It seems that Jia Duo thought about it."

"By the way, let me introduce you to these people. I received them during this period." I introduced Zhu Ran, Guan Xing, and Lu Xun to Guo Jia one by one.

Guo Jia was very happy with the growth of the team, nodded and said: "I didn't expect that the master has gained a lot. It seems that Jia and Wenruo have to work hard. The master is looking forward to it, and wait for the good news."

Hearing what he said, I was very curious about what happened in the mountain city, maybe the second master's blushing face helped me get a lot of generals!

This is totally possible!

"Okay, that's all for the greetings." After Guo Jia finished speaking, everyone sat down in the meeting room and began to discuss the future countermeasures based on the current situation.

Guo Jia took a bamboo slip and opened it first, and showed it to me.At the beginning of the bamboo slips he handed over, the words "Three Kingdoms" were written in astonishment.No, the point is, it's Simplified!I can understand the simplified!

I looked up at Guo Jia suspiciously, I really didn't understand why he was free to give me a simplified version of Romance of the Three Kingdoms.

Guo Jia explained to me: "According to the Chronicles of the Three Kingdoms, He Jinhui was killed in 188, and Dong Zhuo and Ding Yuan will come here at that time. We need to take advantage of the chaos of the Shichangshi to enter the city to exchange an item."

I asked curiously: "What?"

"Jade Seal of Chuanguo."

I looked at Guo Jia who said these four words in shock, and immediately asked: "Why, why pass on the Imperial Seal? Shouldn't it be taken away by Sun Jian?"

I clearly remember that after Sun Jian entered Luoyang City, he got the jade seal in the well, secretly took it away, and was injured by Huang Zu, and the jade seal was inherited by Sun Ce.Sun Ce had no soldiers, so he took Yuxi to exchange troops with Yuan Shu.Then Yuan Shu proclaimed himself emperor in a brainless manner, and was beaten to death not long after.

I don't understand what else to say about the Chuanguo Yuxi, after all, where does Sun Jian belong to.

However, Guo Jia said something that made me shiver. He said: "Then what if someone got the Jade Seal of Chuanguo earlier than Sun Jian and claimed that he was the heir of the Han Dynasty?"

If someone holds a jade seal and claims that he is a descendant of the Han Dynasty...

I couldn't help rubbing the sudden goosebumps on my arms, and moved towards Zhao Yun who was sitting next to me.

Seeing that I understood, Guo Jia continued, "Plus, he still has his own soldiers."

Very thoughtful!

"Jiajia, have you even figured this out? You, you are so scary..." It is scary enough for the enemy to want Yuxi to directly overthrow history. The military adviser beside me who even figured this out is no longer human!

My expression probably stung Guo Jia. He pulled the corners of his mouth helplessly and explained: "My lord, the other party wants to overthrow the established history. Jia and Wenruo went through a lot of documents in the mountain city and found some loopholes. Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty now He is still a milk baby, if there is someone who holds the jade seal and has the blood and military strength of the Han Dynasty, aside from Jia, Guangwenruo is also willing to continue to contribute to the Han Dynasty."

What Guo Jia said is correct. People in the late Eastern Han Dynasty were still very old-minded. At the beginning of the Chen Sheng and Wu Guang uprising, they still relied on the theory of gods and ghosts, otherwise it would be almost impossible to overthrow the rule of Qin II.

Bloodlines are ingrained in people's minds.

Guo Jia smiled, and the smile made me a little cold and said: "So, just make up the loopholes so that he has no chance to take advantage of."

In other words, is Chuanguo Yuxi just a step by the enemy?

"If it weren't for Guo Jia and Xun Yu, I might be played to death." With my brain, I never thought about such a thing.

When I thought they were playing leisurely in the city, they were reading various documents for me.In modern times, for the historical records and personal biographies of the Eastern Han Dynasty, it takes a lot of time to just read them, let alone sort them out one by one and straighten out the clues.

I apologized a little: "It's really hard for you, what do you and Wen Ruo want after you go back? As long as I can help, feel free to mention it."

"Hehe, if my lord really wants to be grateful, why don't you give Jia and Wen Ruo some wine, how about an impromptu meeting?" Guo Jia asked me tentatively.

Although Guo Jia is usually very relaxed, he is still an ancient person after all. For a boss like me who has eaten together, danced together, and tided over difficulties together.Asking me to dance for a while, I must have no idea in my heart.

But I'm not Cao Cao, and I don't think it's cheap to dance in front of my subordinates, and I personally agreed to mention it, as long as it's not too embarrassing, I'm willing to do it.I don't know how a lord like me who clearly distinguishes between rewards and punishments compares with the three lords of Wei, Shu and Wu?

I didn't care and said, "Okay, how about buying some wine and having a celebration banquet this time when I go back to the mountain city?"

The others were naturally happy when they heard what I said, and said in unison in tacit understanding: "Okay."

Now that we know what to do, the problem arises.

"Feng Xiao, you said to take advantage of the chaos to get the jade seal, but I still think...it's not easy." I don't think Shi Chang's servant killing He Jin will cause chaos in the palace and give us a chance to attack Chuan Guo Yuxi.

After listening to it, Lu Bu smiled slightly and explained my confusion: "Master, this is why Mr. Guo asked Bu to buy an official title."

"Isn't buying an official title just to make me worship Lu Zhi?" My brain can no longer keep up with smart people like them.

"Letting the lord worship Lu Zhi is only one thing, the second thing~." Guo Jia hung me shamelessly, which made me even more curious about what trick he had prepared.However, I looked around and realized that I was the only one in the room who didn't understand what he was trying to do.

Zhao Yun frowned and said in disapproval: "Mr. Guo is not trying to use Zhang Bu's identity to take the lord to the annual banquet?"

"Exactly." Guo Jia nodded and continued: "As a Marquis of Zhang Bu, he has been invited to two annual banquets in the past two years, but this last year's banquet is secondary. With her identity, she will present her beauty to Emperor Ling."

"Yun disagrees!" Zhao Yun slammed the table and stood up, frowning and staring at Guo Jia.

I, who was next to him, was startled.

Guo Jia looked at the angry Zhao Yun, then turned to look at me, and said with a sneer, "Zhao Yun, do you still remember what Jia said that day?"

"..." After hearing this, Zhao Yun felt as if he had been struck by lightning.He followed Guo Jia's line of sight to look at me.Seeing that I hadn't recovered from the shock, I was taken aback.He opened his mouth, bowed and said, "It's Yun's fault for disturbing the lord."

"It's okay." I waved my hand at him, but it was useless. Zhao Yun sat down with self-blame, bowed his head and said nothing, with an expression that he would not speak again until he punished himself.

It is not suitable for me to appease him in public, so I had to look at Guo Jia and ask, "Feng Xiao, you said to send beautiful women, who?"

"Naturally, Miss Sun..." Before Guo Jia finished speaking, not only Zhao Yun beside me clenched his fists, but even sister Sun and Zhang Yun stood up to object.

"Guo Fengxiao didn't want you to abuse the lord like this!" Sun Shangxiang was so angry that he slaughtered the city, stood up and pointed at Guo Jia's nose and cursed: "You can do whatever you want in your daily life, but if you involve the lord, Sun Shangxiang of the Eastern Wu will be number one." break your leg!"

Break Guo Jia's leg?Sister, you are so scary...

Even Zhang He stood up and said, "Mr. Guo, my lord is a woman, it's too dangerous to let me go, if there is... something wrong."

"Did Jiayou say to let the lord go? You haven't finished talking yet. What kind of loyalty do you all show? If you really say it, no one here, including the people in the mountain city, is worthy of the lord! You can really feel at ease!" Guo Jia also has a little temper. He can't do anything to Sister Sun, but he can throw countless threats at Zhang Yun.

Guo Jia ruthlessly tore apart the things that everyone avoided mentioning.

Seeing that they looked like they were about to quarrel, I quickly smoothed things over and said: "Okay, okay, Feng Xiao didn't say he wanted me to go, don't make a noise, don't make a noise, Feng Xiao, you continue to talk."

Guo Jia took a deep breath, suppressed his emotions, and said, "How could the candidate be the lord, it's naturally this." He said, motioning everyone to look at the person who is separated from me by Sun Shangxiang.

"Zhu Ran!?" I was shocked.

"Me?!" Zhu Ran collapsed.

After Zhang Yun, another fall has to wear women's clothing.

"Why is it so?!" Zhu Ran looked so big that he hadn't worn women's clothing, and he looked like he was about to faint in the toilet.

I sympathize with him.

Guo Jia explained: "Only Zhu Ran's status is the most suitable for those present. He is young, and now he is just a milk doll. He is not a hundred times better than those of us who have already followed the lord. No one will doubt him."

"But Zhu Ran is a man!?" I don't think Emperor Ling would like a man disguised as a woman.

Guo Jia smiled and comforted me: "My lord, don't worry, the current Lingdi's health is failing. As long as Zhu Ran doesn't take the initiative to go up to him, there are so many women in the harem, and the empty Lingdi won't be able to sleep."

Well, what Guo Jia said is very reasonable, I am speechless.

Seeing that everyone except Zhu Ran agreed, Guo Jia arranged: "In this case, I will trouble the lord and Miss Sun to teach Zhu Ran some abilities, so that he can attract people's attention at the annual banquet and obtain permission to enter the palace."

"What if it fails!" Zhu Ran looked like he didn't believe that he had the ability to attract Lingdi's favor. "I always feel that something is wrong but I can't tell it" expression on my face.

Guo Jia squinted at Zhu Ran and ordered: "It can only be successful."

Zhu Ran was already crying and fainted at the table, talking nonsense: "I can't get married."

"Shouldn't you be married?" I looked over Sun Shangxiang at Zhu Ran who was lying on the table and rolled his face. He only had Zack's face on him, which made me feel distressed.

Zhu Ran told me crying, "Ran intends to marry."

As soon as he finished speaking, Guan Xing, who was sitting across from him, snorted coldly, and said in disgust, "Hmph, you don't even look in the mirror, you actually want to get married and daydream."

I don't know if there is any misunderstanding between Zhu Ran and Guan Xing, it's just that the words of these two people sound...

It's very funny!

Anyway, no matter how unwilling Zhu Ran is, he has to do it.

Sister Sun and I started to train him. In order to make Zhu Ran stand out, we both thought of many ways.

I said: "Let's do the sexy dance, how sexy you are, how sexy you are."

As a modern person, what I do not lack in my head are waist twisting, U-shaped leg dance and other movements.It doesn't take too many actions for a certain country to brush the lower limit and finally be banned.I just don't know how attractive these dance moves are in ancient times.

I simply performed a few moves for Sister Sun to show, and after she helped me change a few moves, we stared at the crying Zhu Ran and laid hands on him.

"Help!" Zhu Ran wailed, and before she could even run, she was forced by Sister Sun to change into a gauze skirt.