[Three Kingdoms] This saving the world is poisonous

Zhang Xi's women's attire really has no sense of peacekeeping.

Even I couldn't help giving him a thumbs up and said: "It suits you so well. Beauty, come and give me a smile."

The corner of Zhang He's mouth twitched when I teased him, he forced a smile and replied: "Lang'er is still satisfied with Madam's smile."

"Yeah!" I nodded happily.

Guo Jia, who came over, smiled and said, "My lord, don't make trouble. After you go down the mountain, Zhang Xi will be your mother, Mrs. Jun. Be polite, and be careful that Mrs. Jun will spank your ass when she is angry."

I laughed, and quickly asked, "Then who is my father?"

"Of course it's me." After walking his horse, Lu Bu came, and he went directly to Zhang He, hugged his waist, looked at the person in his arms dotingly, and called softly: "Ma'am~. "

"Get out!" Zhang He's face turned black with anger, but unfortunately he couldn't fight Lu Bu with strength, and even if he struggled, he couldn't break free from the hands clasped around his waist.

Lu Bu was probably the happiest of us.

Hearing the sound, Sun Shangxiang led the horse and rushed over. Seeing Zhang He like that, he apologized, "It was better for Axiang to pretend to be a mother, but Mr. Guo said that Axiang and General Lu were standing together. The difference in height is too great. It always feels like It’s a little girl, and there is only General Lao Zhang.”

Lu Bu is taller than Zhang Yun, and the two stand together in harmony!No one would doubt that the two of them are not husband and wife.

I pointed my thumb and said, "He looks like a husband and wife."

Zhang Yun looked like he was about to vomit blood when I told him, only Lu Bu beside him laughed happily, and replied: "Lang Er Liao praised."

After a round of teasing, Guo Jia continued to arrange things.

"From today until you return to the city, Miss Sun, you have to call Zhang Yun your wife. Your current identity is the lord's sister, Zhao Yun's younger sister." The characters we play are finalized.

I looked at the people behind Guo Jia and asked, "What about General Ma?"

Guo Jia chuckled, and replied: "No matter how powerful Zhang Yun is, he can't have twins. Naturally, he can only be arranged as your martial arts master."

Zhang Yun, who was lying on the gun for no reason, stared fiercely at Guo Jia's back and gritted his teeth.

Seeing that he sacrificed so much, I suggested: "A long halberd and six jun bows, how about we take Zhang as our surname?"

"... Gongchang." Guo Jia whispered, he seemed to see through my thoughts, and advised me: "Jia still said that, when things are uncertain, you must reply. Even if the lord wants to ride a horse and swing a halberd, please still My lord, tell Jia."

"Okay!" I agreed to him riding on the claw yellow flying electric, and I was not afraid at all about going down the mountain again.

Guo Jia smiled helplessly, and finally explained: "Then, the arrangement is that you all take Zhang as your surname, Zhang Bu is a wealthy landowner, and he wants to be an official when he goes to Luoyang, and Mrs. Jun is Zhang Bufa's wife, who has Zhang Yun and Zhang Xiang. and Zhang Liang's three children."

"Oh, wait!" When I heard the last name, I immediately interrupted Guo Jia, and hurriedly asked, "Why am I called Zhang Liang?"

Zhang Liang, is it Zhang Zifang?

Guo Jia sighed and explained: "Well, Jia is really worried about the fate of the lord, so he thought, why not give him a smarter name. And this name sounds more innocent than that lord. Plus the lord is easier The cheated face will somewhat arouse some people's compassion."

Mom, does he know about my taking advantage? !

Thinking of this, I already guiltyly looked away from his eyes.

But Guo Jia didn't intend to let the matter end like this. He told me clearly and implicitly that he already knew.And considering the seriousness of the situation now, I plan to settle the score with me afterwards.

He asked me innocently: "Does my lord like that character better?"

"Hehe, the good characters are very good." How dare I refute, I really tried to take advantage of Guo Jia for a while, and now I am counterattacked.

Guo Jia was very satisfied with my acquaintance, so he let me go for a while, and continued: "Then, General Lu and General Ma will go first, and you two will take a small group of servants pretending to be soldiers to Luoyang first, and use the gold and silver you brought to establish a relationship. Then buy a suitable small courtyard in Luoyang, it doesn’t need to be too big, just enough for the Marquis to live in.”

Lu Bu's eyes lit up and his face was clear, but he still asked, "What do you mean, sir?"

"Buying titles is just to improve everyone's status. It's just a stepping stone." Guo Jia squinted his eyes and chuckled, and suddenly glanced at me.I suddenly realized that this arrangement had a lot to do with me, and it would definitely not be a good thing!

I have a feeling that one day in the future I will be tricked by Guo Jia again——!

After setting off, Lu Bu and Ma Chao took gold and silver and a small number of family members to escort the carriage and left first. Zhao Yun and I rode on horses to protect the carriage in which Zhang Mama and Sister Sun were sitting. rear.

A lot happened on the way to Luoyang.

I have seen the scene of locust plagues and plagues sweeping across the land in ancient times.Natural disasters plus *.People were displaced and their offspring were killed because they couldn't support them.Using the talisman water that has been chanted to cure the disease, it could have saved lives, but it died directly.

I no longer know how many people who lost their way have been shown the way to some safer places.I don't know how many times the soldiers drove away those who surrounded us with malicious intentions.

In just a few days on the road, the little belly I had raised in the city shriveled again, and my whole person was yellow and thin, looking like I was about to die.Sister Sun found out that I was so anxious that she let me abandon my horse and ride in a car. When I met someone who was fleeing, she would hold me in her arms, cover my ears for me, and hummed something I couldn't understand. Xiao Qu, trying to cover up the cries outside the car with his own voice.

And Zhang He, who was in the same car with us, would close his eyes and pretend to be asleep at this time, pretending that he didn't see me so unpromising.

The fact that I didn't think about food and drink was soon known to Zhao Yun who was accompanying the car.He passed me and ordered to speed up the trip, and it was necessary to leave the disaster area as soon as possible.After several days of frantic driving, the cries of the refugees finally ceased to be heard.

As soon as we set up camp to rest, Zhao Yun immediately took his longbow and went to hunt wild food for me.

It's just that, looking at the roasted rabbit, I have no appetite at all.

"Master... Brother, eat a little bit." Sister Sun coaxed me for countless times, but I didn't have any appetite at all, so I bite the bullet and ate a few bites.

The scene of those people eating unknown pieces of meat will suddenly flash before my eyes. Whenever this happens, I will feel that the rabbit meat I am chewing has a hard feeling that is hard to swallow, as if I am biting and falling on the road Corpse feeling.

"Ouch!" I vomited the meat I had just swallowed on the ground.After I quickly rinsed my mouth with water to get the taste of meat out of my mouth, I couldn't eat anything anymore.

Rabbits are not good, and fish with a strong fishy smell is naturally not good.

Three days later, the three of them really had no choice but to be cruel to me.

Sister Sun hugged me from behind to prevent me from running away, Zhang Yun held a bowl of water, Zhao Yun clasped my chin with his hands, and his subordinates forced me to open my mouth.The noodle cake that was torn into small pieces was mixed with water and poured into my mouth.

"Cough cough cough... you, cough cough! What are you doing!" I was choked by the water, and my speech was broken, and I coughed fiercely, a little out of breath.Although the pancakes made by my sister are delicious, I can't taste any good taste after being poured so hard.

Seeing that I was choking, Sister Sun quickly patted my back and said, "Master, do you feel better?" She was so anxious that she even forgot to change her address.

"Ahem..." I coughed and cried, too uncomfortable to answer, I could only answer them by shaking my head.

I don't blame them for deciding to use water. After all, I haven't eaten well for three days. I only have water to satisfy my hunger.

"Let's write a letter to Mr. Guo. He said before that if something happens, he will write back to him." Zhang He said, got up and called a scout, and asked him to go back quickly to pass a message.

Because of my relationship, the itinerary was slowed down. In addition to the time to visit the horse and send letters back and forth, we were delayed for several days at the same place.Tanma who came back brought me a short bamboo slip.I can read the entire handwriting on the upper panel, which is Xun Yu's characters.

He asked me: "In front of my lord, there is a person who needs to be rescued, and not far away, there is a city of people who are in danger. If my lord slows down, the people in front of me can be saved, but the people in this city are sure to die. How should I choose?"

I took a pen and wrote the word "City" at the end of the bamboo slip, and asked Tan Ma to send it back to the city.

When deciding whether to advance or not, we should focus on the overall situation.

I called Sun Shangxiang and said to her: "Sister, help me get the cake, the cake is tasteless, I should be able to eat it."

The cake made by sister Sun tastes good, but the texture becomes hard after being stored for too long. After I soaked the cake in water, I could barely eat half of it.

Just so reluctantly, I persisted, and after arriving in Runan all the way, I fell ill.

Ancient germs and viruses do not pose a threat to me as a modern person. It is only because I have not been able to eat well for a long time and my body lacks nutrition.In addition to the ups and downs on the road, you have to practice horseback riding on the road.I was so exhausted that I fell asleep at the wine house in Runan City, and I couldn't get up, and I didn't even have the strength to hold the water glass.

Seeing this situation, Zhao Yun immediately sent for a doctor for me.

After he left, I fell asleep again. When I was in a daze, I felt someone holding my wrist to feel my pulse.The doctor who came saw me for a long time, and seemed to be unable to pay attention with one hand, so he put the other hand on me.

I heard him say to the people in the room: "The little old man and the Xia family are old acquaintances. Thanks to the arrangement he made in Xiaopei back then, the little old man will keep this kindness in mind and will definitely save his life. Everyone And relax."

Xiaopei?Kindness?

I opened my eyes with some expectation, looked at the person sitting by the bed, smiled slightly and said, "So the doctor is you."

The person sitting next to my bed was the same doctor who treated Guo Jia in Xiaopei before.

The doctor who gave me a sense of ordinary before smiled slightly and said: "Master Xia, when Xiaopei parted, I wanted to find you, but I have been looking for you for more than half a year, but I have never heard of your family." , seeing that you and your elder brother are safe now, the little old man feels relieved. But, where is your father and the other elder brother?"

Zhao Yun stepped forward and answered for me: "Xiao Pei was broken that day, Yun and younger brother were forced to separate from my father and second younger brother, and now I am going to Luoyang City to look for them, but... my younger brother is weak and hasn't eaten well for a few days. yes……"

The doctor stroked his beard, comforted Zhao Yun and said: "Yun Lang, don't worry if you hand over the younger brother to the little old man, you will definitely return you a lively younger brother."

"At that time, Xiaopei parted ways, so I couldn't ask the doctor's name." I had a good impression of this doctor, especially when I met him again in Runan, I have to say it was a kind of fate.

The doctor smiled slightly, and replied: "The little old man's surname is Hua, and the single character is Tuo."

Hua Tuo? ——Hua Tuo! ! !

I stared blankly at the doctor in front of me, only to hear him say again: "Xia's child is so weak, when you can move, how about the little old man teach you a set of five-animal play to strengthen your body?"

mother!The well-known master surgeon wants to teach me Wuqinxi in person——!

"Okay." I agreed without thinking.