[Three Kingdoms] This saving the world is poisonous

I am a very ordinary person, how ordinary is it?I have never scored [-] points in the primary school exams, and I have never failed a subject. It is the type that is just right in the middle, neither getting up nor down.The entrance examination has never been smooth, and it always falls off the chain at the most critical moment.The job I found was simply doing office errands.If you die to buy a scratch-off, you will get two yuan out of ten tickets.The most proud thing from childhood to adulthood is probably only the super adaptability.

Ordinary to the point where it makes people feel a little hateful, this is me, but one day, I was stopped by a man wearing dirty clothes who seemed to have run out of a mental hospital and gave me a heavy task.

He said to me very seriously: "The world is collapsing, and the important task of saving the world is entrusted to you, girl!"

I stood silently in the small alley for a long time, looking at Shen Jingbing's eyes, and glanced at the person in front of me who underestimated my age and blocked my way home with a suspected abnormal head.

His face was hidden by a large hood, only a pair of dirty hands stretched out to my eyes in an inviting gesture.I looked at the dirty hands in front of me, and the hands that probably required psychological pressure to hold them, and a classic sentence that I had heard people say suddenly popped up in my head.

"Are you sick?"

The man was silent for a while, then suddenly responded to me: "Do you have medicine?"

I couldn't help but asked the follow-up question: "How much do you eat?"

He responded, "How many do you have?"

"...You really are sick."

"Do you have medicine--!"

I backed away from this Shenjingbing who was still in a good mood, dodged him as fast as I could in my life, and walked quickly towards home.But that psychopath quickly caught up, I ran, and he also ran, and he kept talking while running, and said, "You shouldn't be like this, girl, now the time and space in the different world are distorting, and it is gradually beginning to affect you. In the real world, if you don't save the world, the world will collapse."

"You've watched too many cartoons, don't you think it's a digital world for eight children!" I couldn't help shouting at the person next to me who still had a middle school illness, and accelerated my speed again.I was clearly panting like a dog, but the deep well ice next to me didn't even have a big pant.He is like a piece of brown sugar, sticking to me so tightly that I can't shake it off.

"If you want to understand it that way, it's okay."

"Ahhh, you are so annoying! Go away, please!" My good temper, which has not been angry for a year, is about to be driven crazy by this person.

As if he didn't know my disgust, he was still muttering: "How can that be done, the world still needs your saving."

"China has a population of 13 billion, why can't you go to someone else!"

"That would be such a waste of time, I feel that you are fine. Whether it's your aura, your experience, or your childhood fantasy of wanting to be a great lord."

Hearing the black history of my childhood from other people's mouths made my head buzz like a bee, and the corners of my mouth twitched uncontrollably.

Seeing me stunned for a moment, the man smiled and said like a wolf grandma who was tricking Little Red Riding Hood: "Don't worry girl, your fantasy is about to come true."

"what?"

"It's up to you to save the world."

When that strange person's voice fell, I just felt my body stiffen, and I couldn't shout "Help!" at all, and I didn't know anything when my eyes went dark.

When consciousness gradually returned, I felt my whole body was stiff, and my head and feet seemed to be lifted by someone.Fear enveloped my whole body, and the control of my body was gradually lost. I felt that I was only left with a consciousness, bumping in the dark.

I don't know how long I stayed in the dark, and my unconscious body gradually became able to move. I tried to open my eyes, but the glare of the sun shone on them, and I could barely see a figure in front of me.

who? !

A sense of uneasiness enveloped my nerves, giving me the possibility of going berserk at any time.

I squinted my eyes for a while to get used to it, and finally I saw the three people standing in front of me and the surrounding scene clearly.I seemed to be taken into a yurt. There were two men and a woman standing beside the bed. They were dressed in some old-fashioned costumes.

"Wake up!"

Seeing that I was awake, the only girl immediately brought me some tea, lifted me up who was stiff and served me personally, and said, "You are awake, so we can go out."

"Pfft!" I wanted to use water to relieve my brain volume and adapt to the environment that was obviously beyond my common sense, but I couldn't hold back all of a sudden, and sprayed the water on the face of the young man who was squatting by the bed and staring at me just now. .Choking on the water, I coughed uncontrollably: "Cough cough cough..."

The handsome man whose face I sprayed with water calmly wiped off the water on his face, silently changed to a position farthest from me, and continued squatting cutely.

The girl who supported me was very considerate and helped me to follow my back, and said puzzledly, "Why are you spitting water so well?"

This is thanks to whom!

I complained in my heart, raised my hand to wipe my mouth, and looked at the three strangely dressed people in front of me.

Of these three people, one of them had wrinkles around his eyes, a long beard, and a black eye patch on his left eye. Although he looked very old, he had the dazzling charm of a mature uncle.The other two looked young and handsome, and the man whose face I sprayed with water was covered in a rather monotonous blue shirt.And the girl who supported me was wearing a red blouse and tight skirt that can move freely, with quite gorgeous golden patterns on it.

I got out of bed and tidied up my clothes, black back shirt, thin shirt with gray and white star pattern, denim shorts, black stockings and sneakers, everything was fine.The mobile phone, charger, earphones, thermos cup, baby warmer, ok bandage, self-defense stick in the shoulder bag, house keys, Safeguard, paper towels, Xe Liding, memo pad and ballpoint pen are all the same, and there are all kinds of things in the wallet. Zhongka and Grandpa Mao are both there.

Very good, it looks like they are not robbing, otherwise they would not leave me such neat equipment.

"Who the hell are you?" After inexplicably comatose, I woke up and saw three strangers, nothing was lost, and I didn't lose my voice and screamed and ran away. Even I admired my calmness.

The girl chuckled, pointed at herself and explained: "Oh, I almost forgot after so long. My name is Sun Shangxiang, and everyone in my family likes to call me Axiang."

"Hello." I stretched out my hand and shook hands with Miss Sun who didn't seem to respond.

The older man bowed and introduced, "I'm Xiahou Dun."

"Hello, hello." I stretched out my hand again, and shook this uncle Xiahou who also didn't respond to shaking hands.

Finally, the handsome man who had always been quiet spoke out.

"Under Changshan Zhao Yun."

The hand I stretched out froze, and the image of a silver-armored hero riding a white horse suddenly appeared in my head, and I couldn't control my mouth and asked desperately: "Dare to ask, what is the name of Xiongtai?"

"The word Zilong."

"..."

My heart is almost broken!

I was bombarded to that country of Java! ! !

"You, are you Changshan Zhao Zilong?"

"Don't change your name when you're ready, don't change your surname when you sit down, Changshan Zhao Zilong."

I didn't react to the other two people, so I just gave it back. It's impossible for Zhao Zilong not to know about this!

Just in case, I confirmed again: "You, are you really... Zhao Zilong who entered seven times and exited seven times?"

"If it means saving my lord's eldest son, A Dou, that's right."

Mom, tell me this is a dream! ?

I walked back to the bed silently, grabbed the quilt on the bed and lay down, closed my eyes and said silently: "I must not wake up, go to sleep, it will be fine when I wake up, it must be a dream within a dream, good night .”

Ran and egg.

"Alas! Don't lie down." Miss Sun dragged me out of the bed before I lay down for three seconds. She opened my closed eyes forcefully.

I tried to close my eyes again, but I couldn't compete with this sister Sun's strength, so I could only open my eyes and listen to her say: "Master, you can't sleep, now is the time for those bandits to rob us, we have to beat them back to their hometown Go, you have to command us."

"Sister Sun, please don't ignore me carelessly."

"How can it be done! You have to go out with us in the first battle to inspire the soldiers' momentum."

"Just go to Leigu for this kind of thing." I shrank my head, regained my eyes that had been open for too long and were jerky, and immediately covered my body with a quilt and wrapped myself into a ball, never refusing to show my face again. .

The world outside the quilt is very quiet, Sun Shangxiang seems to have given up the idea of ​​dragging me up.

But not long after, Xiahoudun said in a deep voice, "My lord, you can keep running away if you want, but..."

He deliberately paused, and continued in a very soft voice that was enough for me to hear: "It doesn't matter to you if you can't go home."

I threw off the quilt abruptly, and looked at Xiahou Dun who must have known that I would be caught.

"What do you mean?"

Xiahou Dun patiently explained to me: "If our world cannot be restored, then the lord will stay here forever, and there is no way to return home."

Uncle Xiahou's words are like pouring a pot of cold water on a cold day.

"You guys are buying and selling by force!" I've seen a lot of shameless people, and this is the first time I've kidnapped people to save the world.

Although, I don't like being driven to the shelves, but in order to go home——!

"Then what can I do to save you?"

Xiahou Dun continued to explain: "To put it simply, you need to correct the chaotic history in the world of the Three Kingdoms. As long as the history has not changed in your era, the mistakes of the entire era can be corrected, and the lord can complete it." Mission home."

Sister Sun clenched her fists excitedly, and said to me, "For example: Beat up the Yellow Turban, kill Dong Zhuo."

"Sister, the beautiful image you had in my heart just now has collapsed."

"Haha, yeah? Don't worry about that kind of detail."

I looked at Sun Shangxiang who was so sweet and cute but spoke such Chinese words with a stomach ache.It took a long time to regain my good mood, turned to look at Uncle Xiahou and asked, "Uncle, what am I going to do next?"

"Uncle, uncle..." Xiahou Dun's face twisted for some reason, he pinched his beard with his hands and looked at me with disgust, and said, "The three of us will help you in the first battle, you just need to be in the rear camp Just sit down."

"Oh." Am I the national treasure of the town camp?

It belonged to my first battle in a different world, so I stayed behind and didn't know why, and it started with a group of bodyguard soldiers in the camp.

A deafening drumbeat came from outside, conveying the message to me that the first battle had begun.

I followed Sister Sun out of the yurt, and I saw clearly.Feelings I have been in the barracks all the time. Although the tents around me are not as good as the one behind me, they are similar to those in the movie!

I was led to the high platform by a small soldier. Although the clarity was a bit poor when viewed from the top, I could see the panorama of the battlefield at a glance. Moreover, according to the colors and characters of the banners in the team, there were obviously different horses and Attire, I turned into an illiterate who can't read ancient Chinese, and I can guess who is who.

Uncle Xiahou is the main general, rushing to the forefront, followed by the deputy general Zhao Yun, and then Sun Shangxiang who is in the lead.However, Sister Sun only seemed to be at the end of the team, but she ran faster than anyone else, with the longbow in her hand unfolded, and wherever the arrow went, there were casualties.

It really complied with the phrase "the two armies killed countless enemies in front of the battle".

Sitting on a small stool, I clapped my hands and held the tea offered by the bodyguards. While watching the battle not far away with relish, I drank tea and praised: "Women don't let their eyebrows go."

Queen Gong Yaoji has outstanding force value, won the first mvp steadily, and beat up the bandits wearing yellow scarves, screaming and running all over the place.

Not long after the opening, the winner was already divided.

Seeing Sister Sun coming back, I not only raised my hands and cheered, "Sister Xiaoji is mighty and domineering."

Sun Shangxiang hid the bow behind her back, scratched her chin shyly and said, "Hey, my lord, Liao Zan."

Uncle Xiahou, who came back later than Sister Sun, was very puzzled by my calmness, and asked me, "Isn't my lord afraid of blood?"

"Huh, just a little blood." The old lady can see herself bleeding a lot every month, and she is afraid of a ghost.

"Then the lord must not be afraid of this." Zhao Yun, who was beside Xiahou, mentioned the person who was always in his hand.

"Damn it—!"

My eyes went dark, and at the end of my memory, there was only a piece of blood red on that person's body.

Who told Zhao Yun to bring back the dead body of the enemy!Tell me, I will never kill him!