[De He] A hot and gentle girl with front teeth

1801L visitors:

The husband and wife mission is online, and the club couple competition is also online. There must be something big to watch today.

1804L Young Master Drago:

Back to 1801L, your hunch is really accurate.

When the husband and wife mission was officially launched, the young master was discussing business with the incisor girl in Diagon Alley. Since it involved commercial secrets, this part was skipped directly.

At that time, the front tooth girl was busy bargaining with the other party, so the young master clicked on the world to watch the players' opinions on the husband and wife mission.

A large group of players were crying: "I came to play the game to avoid the show of affection from Jiyou, but I will still be abused in the end, the game planner, I'm fucking you!"

A large group of players were outraged: "Why can't same-sex marry? Isn't homosexuality human?!"

Another large group of players are collectively swiping: "After waiting for a long time, I finally waited until today. After waiting for a long time, I finally realized my dream."

Grandpa: "Hahahahahahaha."

Suddenly, the community chat bar in the upper right corner lit up.

[Guild Leader] Lightning Head: "Assemble urgently! I have something important to announce!"

[Member] SSS: "Announce your marriage to Batgirl? We already knew!"

[Member] BBB: "Fortunately, Batgirl has to take a test, and she hasn't been online for the past few months, otherwise we would have been tortured to death."

[Guild Leader] Lightning Head: "[Shy] What I want to announce has nothing to do with Batgirl. Hurry up!"

[Vice Leader] Red-haired monster: "What do you mean? What do you mean that what you want to announce has nothing to do with Batgirl?"

[Deputy leader] Red-haired monster: "You guys broke up? Are you going to announce your new girlfriend?"

[Deputy leader] Red-haired monster: "Merlin's briefs! How dare you abandon my sister! Let's go, duel on the playground!"

[Guild Leader] Lightning Head: "..."

[Financial Officer] Young Master: "Don't quarrel, don't quarrel, let's fight!"

[Strategy Officer] Front Yamei: "Don't make trouble. I'm done talking, let's go."

[Deputy leader] Red-haired monster: "Aren't you together? Why are you still sending messages through the club chat?"

[Strategy Officer] Incisor Girl: "Too lazy to switch to secret chat mode."

[Vice Leader] Red-haired monster: "..."

[Financial Officer] Young Master: "It's so fast, it's only been 10 minutes. Did you just use force to force them to submit?"

[Strategy Officer] Incisor Girl: "Do you think I'm Voldemort? Of course I rely on wisdom."

[Financial Officer] Young Master: "Awesome."

After returning to the Three Broomsticks bar full of DA members, Xiao Ye keenly noticed that the atmosphere was not right, and everyone's faces were full of sadness.So the young master pulled Brother Plant (the male ticket of the magic stick girl) and asked, "What's wrong?"

Brother Zhizhu whispered: "The gang leader made a big fuss. He signed up for DA to participate in the club couple competition."

The young master was puzzled and said: "The couple competition is not difficult. The management of the club will produce a couple, and the members will produce six couples. The club that completes the Merope mission line in the shortest time wins."

Brother Plant shook his head in pain: "Do you know how low the marriage and love rate of DA is? It's only 2.24%! There are only 250 clubs full of lovers..." He tremblingly stretched out three fingers, "Three pairs, one of them The woman has not been online recently."

Brother Plant pointed to Lightning Head, who was sitting at the bar and drinking bitter wine, and the red-haired monster was drinking bitter wine with him: "It's the gang leader's girlfriend."

Young Master: "... What will happen if you don't participate after signing up?"

Brother Botan said: "The club level will be dropped by two levels, and a large fine will be added."

The young master gasped: Fines are not terrible, what is terrible is that the society will lose its rank.Incisor, Lightning Head, and Red-haired Monster have worked hard for so long to expand DA from a small club with less than 10 members to the largest Auror club in the server. I can hardly imagine how Incisor will feel after the club is relegated ...

Lightning head is indeed material for a big death.

1806L visitors:

Front Yamei only played games for 11 months in November, and Lightning Head and Red-haired Monster played games for more than a year. Then Luzhu said: "Incisor Girl and Lightning Head and Red-haired Monster have worked so hard for so long...."

Xun felt sorry for Lightning Head and the red-haired monster, but Luzhu couldn't see their sadness at all, he only felt sorry for the front tooth girl...

1809L Lao Fu's favorite red wig:

I just smiled and said nothing.

1810L Lao Fu's favorite round glasses:

I just smiled and said nothing.

1811L shakes her long hair and kisses a man:

The master will definitely be a wife slave in the future, learn from @老士最爱的round glasses.

1815L visitors:

The pro-man goddess praised the master again! ! ! @老式最爱的Circular Glasses You listen to the raindrops falling on the green grass...

1819L Young Master Drago:

Going back to 1815L, nonsense, the rain in your house just fell on the green grass, and Miss Kiss is simply belittling and showing off, okay?

After Lightning head made a profound review of his hasty behavior, but still could not quell the anger of the public, he had no choice but to make a deeper review of the club's 80% lower than average marriage rate: "I didn't take the lead, please forgive me. In the future, I will We will vigorously develop the club's single-off business, and strive to make DA no longer have single dogs on Valentine's Day next year."

"As long as I'm here, your promise can't be fulfilled." The red-haired monster calmly laughed at himself, "I'm a single dog who has been solo for 24 years."

Lightning Head is kind and generous: "It's enough to kick you out of the club on Valentine's Day."

Everyone: "Hahahahahahaha."

Red-haired monster: "..."

After the teasing, DA members brainstormed how to get DA out of the bad luck of being relegated, biting their fingers and holding their hair.

The red-haired monster has nothing to love: "What else can I do? Make it together! I don't believe that such a big DA can't make up seven couples in two days."

The first student of Lightning has nothing to love: "Isn't that good? Some members have partners in reality, what should we do if they cause family conflicts? Let's let their partners join the game."

Front Yamei dismissed Lightning Head's proposal calmly and calmly: "I read the marriage requirements. Both men and women must have more than three months of game time and an intimacy of more than [-]."

Lightning head continued to be unrequited, the red-haired monster patted him on the shoulder and said sympathetically, "Just do as I say!"

So, under the auspices of the deputy gang leader of the red-haired monster, DA launched a vigorous magic blind date movement of forceful matching.All male and female members who have joined the game for more than three months are screened out, and the incisors are arranged and combined; those with an intimacy of [-] go to register for marriage, and those with an intimacy of less than [-] continue to the next arrangement.

After tossing and tossing for a long time, it can be regarded as six couples.The magic stick girl once again made a great contribution. She and Zhu Zhu are the only members in the group who meet all the marriage requirements and are real couples.Another real couple had been in the game for less than three months and was passed in the first round.

Because the competition required the management of the club to lead the team with a husband and wife, the members of DA moved small stools and surrounded Lightning Head, Red-haired Monster, Incisor Girl and Xiaoye Tuan, waiting to watch the show.

Lightning head quit first: "I'm a family man!"

The red-haired monster withdrew: "I've been single for ten thousand years, so I'm not suitable for couple missions!"

Therefore, the friends of DA unanimously agreed to assign the arduous and glorious task to the young master and the incisor girl.

The young master tried to struggle: "No...isn't it good? The red-haired monster and the front tooth girl are college classmates, you must have a better understanding."

The red-haired monster smiled all over his face: "Brother, I haven't gotten SSS since I played a dungeon with the front tooth girl. How can there be a tacit understanding? Look at your SSS rate——100%!"

Young Master: "..." There is actually a 100% SSS rate?We are amazing!

Front Yamei frowned: "Don't make trouble. Just now I went to the forum to study the Merope mission line. There are 520 dungeons in total. The team that completes 520 dungeons in the shortest time wins."

Young Master: "What's so difficult about this? Young Master will equip everyone with top-level equipment, relying on the coquettish positioning and sharp operation of the friends, will we lose?"

Front tooth girl: "Do you think it's an ordinary dungeon, and you can win by output alone? The game is planned to death. After each dungeon, the system will subtract a part of the time according to the intimacy of the team. For example, if the intimacy is 100 million, subtract 10% of the time. So..."

"So even if the DA team has the best equipment and the best command, if the intimacy is not dominant, there is still no possibility of victory." Lightning head helped her complete the sentence, "There are two more days of competition, and those who participate in the husband and wife mission All the members go to make copies to brush up their intimacy, and you don't have to worry about club tasks anymore."

But the young master laughed: "It's not easy to increase the intimacy? Every time you give a gift, it will increase by [-] points. Come on, the young master will go to the treasury to recharge some money, and you should hurry up and buy it."

1835L visitors:

Tsk tsk tsk, Luzhu looks like a veteran flirtatious girl.I have been playing games for almost two years, and I never knew that giving gifts can increase intimacy.Poor me, I have played thousands of dungeons for my sister bitterly, and the intimacy is just over [-].

1845L shakes her long hair and kisses a man:

Cough, I'm afraid something will happen to the DA husband and wife team. After the game, I guess someone will make a fake show for real~

1854L visitors:

agree.The members who can be matched successfully don't say anything else, the intimacy is so high, they must often meet in private to play dungeons and do tasks, obviously adultery.Hey, the deputy leader of the red-haired monster is fine, he has the temperament of the CEO of a dating site.

1863L Lao Fu's favorite red wig:

I just smiled and said nothing.

1872L Young Master Drago:

Back to 1845L&1854L, agree.

Back to 1863L, you have been laughing for three days, and your mouth will crooked if you smile again.

Today, the old man invited the new management to dinner, and the young man had to wait on him, and take a look at what the legendary deputy girl looks like.

The author has something to say: I’m going home tomorrow weekend, I don’t know if I can squeeze out the words under my mother’s nose, so there will be a second update today, around [-] o’clock~