1505L Young Master Drago:
Go back to 1488L, comrade man, you feel uncomfortable if you don't do anything for a day, right?
After the meat residue fireworks incident, Front Yamei was depressed for a long time.Even if the Aurors won the final victory, even if DA ranked first in the community merit list, even if she ranked third in the individual combat merit list (the first is the leader of Lightning Head, who killed Voldemort), the young master did not see her smile.
After seeing the live video recorded by her teammates, the magic stick girl came over to persuade the incisor girl: "It's just a game, don't be serious, I didn't really get blown up into a firework."
The male ticket of the magic stick girl also persuaded her: "Yes, yes, besides, the meaty fireworks are quite unique."
As a result, the front tooth girl cried again....
This couple is really poisonous, will they comfort people? !Fortunately, their remaining IQ restrained their stupid language and behavior, and did not mention the curse cast by the incisor girl, otherwise the incisor girl would definitely wipe my snot and tears all over my body again.
1506L visitors:
I remember Luzhu said before that he has a cleanliness addiction, but he actually asked the front tooth girl to wipe his nose and tears on himself, and you still say this is not true love?Voldemort didn't believe it, and Bellatrix even less.
1507L visitors:
I don't believe it either.
1509L Lao Fu's favorite round glasses:
I don't believe it either.
1510L Lao Fu's favorite red wig:
I don't believe it either.
1511L shakes her long hair and kisses a man:
I don't believe it either.
1513L Young Master Drago:
Front Yamei's depression lasted for a long time. During that time, she was not interested in anything, she didn't want to play dungeons, and she didn't want to play Xiaoye.
The leader of Lightning Head hurriedly summoned the members of DA, and held an emergency meeting at the Three Broomsticks bar while Front Yamei was not online on Friday.The theme of the meeting was how to help the incisor girl get out of the knot and regain her vitality, and by the way, discuss what gift he should buy for his girlfriend for Christmas.
The young master despised him very much: "Of course I buy things that girls like!"
Lightning Head was extremely wronged: "But I don't know what she likes!"
The young master despised him even more: "You have to observe for yourself!"
Lightning Head listened respectfully: "Please explain in detail."
The young master took a sip of the butter beer, and inexplicably remembered the scene of the front tooth girl's sudden death from drinking too much: "For example, which pages of the fashion magazines she often read have folded corners, and what product advertisements are they? The beauty bloggers she follows recommend Which lipstick? Which coat she glanced at more as she walked by the window? Which pair of shoes the actress on her phone screensaver wore? Which necklace did she scream at at a movie? Observe, and you will soon be able to grasp her preferences."
Lightning rubbed his chin with his head: "You're right! Some time ago she kept talking about knee-high boots from a certain company, so I'll go buy them now!"
Some friends raised objections: "Is the stuff from a certain store too extravagant? Isn't the girl worshiping money too much? Men's tickets are not ATMs."
Many people agreed with him, and Lightning Head was also a little hesitant.
The young master sneered: "You deserve it because you don't have a girlfriend. Believe me, it's not that girls don't have the money to buy boots by themselves. A piece of powder in their cosmetic bag is more expensive than your brain. But the gifts given by male tickets are different, no matter how much the price is. , can always make a girl feel loved by others; if the gift you give happens to be what the girl likes, then the meaning is even more significant, indicating that the man is paying attention to her with all his heart."
Xiao Ye asked the girls of DA: "Do you like such a boy who loves you, cares about you, is very careful, and is very romantic?"
DA's younger sisters said loudly: "I like it!!!"
The young master made a palm gesture towards Lightning: "You can figure it out yourself!"
Lightning head burst into tears with excitement: "I'm happy to spend a little money in exchange for a female ticket, it's worth it! I'll go buy it right away! Get a pair of each color!"
He rushed out like a gust of wind, and came back after a while: "Ahem, I will leave it to you to handle the matter of the front tooth girl."
The young master was shocked and spilled all the butter beer: "Huh??? Why?? You are her three-dimensional friend!"
Lightning head: "Because you are the only boy who knows girls best! You can even solve the century-old problem of how to win the favor of girls. Wouldn't it be easier to persuade the front-tooth girl to get out of the knot? Everyone said, right?"
The members of DA spoke loudly and neatly, almost toppling the roof of the Three Broomsticks Bar: "Yes!!!"
Looking at the youthful faces of the members, the young master suddenly had an ominous premonition.
Sure enough, the Lightning Brothers patted the young master on the shoulder nicely: "Look, the people trust you so much, so it's settled!" After he finished speaking, he did not wait for the young master to refuse, and left the bar by Apparating at the speed of light.
His departure was like the starting gun of a track and field competition, and the remaining DA members followed suit, but in the blink of an eye, only the boss NPC and the young man were left in the bar looking at each other.
Grandpa: "..."
Why do I suddenly have the illusion of being tricked by my teammates?
1523L shakes her long hair and kisses a man:
This is not an illusion, master, you have indeed been tricked, the lightning head is bad!
PS: I like Luzhu's analysis of "why do girls give gifts from men".We have the money to buy it ourselves, but the meaning of the men's ticket is different, and the price really doesn't matter.Of course, if he gave me something that I have been thinking about for a long time, I would be happier~
1530L visitors:
I am not wrong, right?Miss Kiss is praising the boss? !The dear lady didn't complain about the boss! !Ma Ma, come and watch the miracle! ! !
1533L Lao Fu's favorite red wig:
I just smiled and didn't speak.
1534L Lao Fu's favorite round glasses:
qaq
qaq
qaq
1539L Young Master Drago:
Back to 1523L, your praise makes me feel weird...
Back to 1534L, crying wool?Or did the young master's words enlighten you?
After the cheating teammates retreated, Xiao Ye squatted in the darkest corner of the bar and was depressed for ten minutes, and came up with a perfect solution: the front tooth girl is a girl, and the best way to heal is of course to buy, buy, buy!
Doesn't she like silly and cute plant babies?purchase!
Doesn't she like the hardcover and out-of-print books from Lihen Bookstore?purchase!
Doesn't she like limited edition engraved parchment?purchase!
Doesn't she love liking house elves?Um.......This can't be bought, the house elf is an NPC.
Doesn't she like exams?Um.......This can't be bought either.
.........
When the young master was sweeping Diagon Alley, he saw a newly opened magic trick shop, and the business was booming.The young master took a closer look, hey, it was actually the only store run by players in the whole server.
"Hey, Father of the Fund Master, are you here to buy things too?" The person who spoke was the big boss of the magic workshop. He and his younger brother were both members of DA in the past.
Young Master: "Hey, what kind of father is the public calling you? It's so embarrassing."
The second boss squeezed over: "It's not embarrassing, you are the father of DA's sponsor."
Many people around looked over, with strange eyes, young master: "...shut up!"
The big boss asked, "Are you here to buy medicine for the club?"
The young master shook his head: "No, this... well, do you have any magical tools that are better for coaxing girls? Plant babies or something."
Big Boss: "Yo!"
The second boss: "West!"
Big Boss: "Sure enough, as soon as the couple's plot is launched..."
The second boss: "..... the cool and arrogant father of the funder also has to kneel in front of the planned suit pants!"
The big boss and the second boss hooked the young master's neck from left to right, and forcibly carried the young master into the noisy shop.
Big Boss: "Girls like fluffy hair, so please bring a bunch of pygmy cattails! Pink, blue, white, green, yellow, and purple!"
Grandpa: "That..."
The second boss: "Do you want a magical witch? A super powerful love potion." Then he whispered into the young master's ear, "Whoever the gold master father likes, he will use it for whomever he likes. It is 100% effective."
Young Master: "Damn! Young Master still needs..."
Big Boss: "Or ten seconds to remove pustule special effect? Girls love beauty and need to remove blackheads."
Young Master: "You also need it in the game?"
The second boss: "There are also canary custard biscuits, but they are not for the girls, but for the patron's father."
Young Master: "Why is Young Master eating?"
The big boss and the second boss said in unison: "Become a canary to please my sister!"
Grandpa: "..."
1543L visitors:
Luzhu: I have a unique way of coaxing people.
1545L visitors:
Very good, dew off the horse, I know who you are.Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, I know it when I say it!
1555L Young Master Drago:
Go back to 1545L, if you dare to blow up my vest, I will abandon the post.
The young master left Diagon Alley with the last Galleon in his pocket. He clicked on the friend list and saw that the front tooth girl had just gone online 3 minutes ago.
The young master hurriedly chatted with her: "Where are you?"
The incisor girl replied in seconds: "Catching thestrals in the Forbidden Forest."
The young master quickly Apparated over there.
The Forbidden Forest was as dark and shady as ever. The young master shivered and looked around for the front tooth girl, and saw her sitting under a tall tree in a daze, while Buckbeak and the newly caught Thestral stood obediently beside her.
"No." The young master bypassed the ferocious Buckbeak and came to the front tooth girl, then opened the warehouse, and gave her the newly purchased things as gifts.
"What is this?" The front tooth girl was puzzled, and took out a large box of beautifully packaged canary custard biscuits. Buckbeak walked over curiously, lowering his head to smell the aroma of the biscuits.
The young master said with a sullen face: "Organize the task assigned to the young master, let me make you happy. This is.... Wait a minute!!!!"
The young master's shrill cry startled countless birds in the forest, and the front tooth girl trembled, and the biscuit box fell in response, but it was half a step too late, and Buckbeak had already eaten the canary custard biscuit.
The young master thumped in his heart: "It's over..."
With a bang, the tall and majestic Hippogriff instantly turned into a petite canary. The bright yellow feathers are delicate and soft, and the tiny claws are curled up on the abdomen. The eyes are full of bewilderment like black beans, and it looks a little cute .And the Thestrals closest to Buckbeak saw such a fantasy scene for the first time in his life, he kicked his hooves in fright, kicked up countless dust, spraying the young man's face with ashes.
Buckbeak flapping his little wings: "A look of bewilderment.JPG"
Front tooth girl: "Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!"
Young Master: "Damn mentally retarded.JPG"
1577L visitors:
Hahahahahaha, I laughed unkindly!Don't cry, Lord, to a certain extent, your mission is successful!
1579L visitors:
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
1587L visitors:
Pfft ha ha ha ha ha ha, will the front tooth girl mistakenly think that the biscuits are prepared for her by the boss?God, Luzhu is going to be beaten again!
The author has something to say: a careful little angel found that the young master’s zodiac sign was wrongly written earlier (the young master is Gemini, Tom is a Virgo). This is indeed my fault. It has been changed now~ Thank you for reminding (づ￣3￣)づ~
In addition, the pre-collection of the new article featuring De He has already been posted. Interested little angels can click the column to save it, and it will open in about January~
Go back to 1488L, comrade man, you feel uncomfortable if you don't do anything for a day, right?
After the meat residue fireworks incident, Front Yamei was depressed for a long time.Even if the Aurors won the final victory, even if DA ranked first in the community merit list, even if she ranked third in the individual combat merit list (the first is the leader of Lightning Head, who killed Voldemort), the young master did not see her smile.
After seeing the live video recorded by her teammates, the magic stick girl came over to persuade the incisor girl: "It's just a game, don't be serious, I didn't really get blown up into a firework."
The male ticket of the magic stick girl also persuaded her: "Yes, yes, besides, the meaty fireworks are quite unique."
As a result, the front tooth girl cried again....
This couple is really poisonous, will they comfort people? !Fortunately, their remaining IQ restrained their stupid language and behavior, and did not mention the curse cast by the incisor girl, otherwise the incisor girl would definitely wipe my snot and tears all over my body again.
1506L visitors:
I remember Luzhu said before that he has a cleanliness addiction, but he actually asked the front tooth girl to wipe his nose and tears on himself, and you still say this is not true love?Voldemort didn't believe it, and Bellatrix even less.
1507L visitors:
I don't believe it either.
1509L Lao Fu's favorite round glasses:
I don't believe it either.
1510L Lao Fu's favorite red wig:
I don't believe it either.
1511L shakes her long hair and kisses a man:
I don't believe it either.
1513L Young Master Drago:
Front Yamei's depression lasted for a long time. During that time, she was not interested in anything, she didn't want to play dungeons, and she didn't want to play Xiaoye.
The leader of Lightning Head hurriedly summoned the members of DA, and held an emergency meeting at the Three Broomsticks bar while Front Yamei was not online on Friday.The theme of the meeting was how to help the incisor girl get out of the knot and regain her vitality, and by the way, discuss what gift he should buy for his girlfriend for Christmas.
The young master despised him very much: "Of course I buy things that girls like!"
Lightning Head was extremely wronged: "But I don't know what she likes!"
The young master despised him even more: "You have to observe for yourself!"
Lightning Head listened respectfully: "Please explain in detail."
The young master took a sip of the butter beer, and inexplicably remembered the scene of the front tooth girl's sudden death from drinking too much: "For example, which pages of the fashion magazines she often read have folded corners, and what product advertisements are they? The beauty bloggers she follows recommend Which lipstick? Which coat she glanced at more as she walked by the window? Which pair of shoes the actress on her phone screensaver wore? Which necklace did she scream at at a movie? Observe, and you will soon be able to grasp her preferences."
Lightning rubbed his chin with his head: "You're right! Some time ago she kept talking about knee-high boots from a certain company, so I'll go buy them now!"
Some friends raised objections: "Is the stuff from a certain store too extravagant? Isn't the girl worshiping money too much? Men's tickets are not ATMs."
Many people agreed with him, and Lightning Head was also a little hesitant.
The young master sneered: "You deserve it because you don't have a girlfriend. Believe me, it's not that girls don't have the money to buy boots by themselves. A piece of powder in their cosmetic bag is more expensive than your brain. But the gifts given by male tickets are different, no matter how much the price is. , can always make a girl feel loved by others; if the gift you give happens to be what the girl likes, then the meaning is even more significant, indicating that the man is paying attention to her with all his heart."
Xiao Ye asked the girls of DA: "Do you like such a boy who loves you, cares about you, is very careful, and is very romantic?"
DA's younger sisters said loudly: "I like it!!!"
The young master made a palm gesture towards Lightning: "You can figure it out yourself!"
Lightning head burst into tears with excitement: "I'm happy to spend a little money in exchange for a female ticket, it's worth it! I'll go buy it right away! Get a pair of each color!"
He rushed out like a gust of wind, and came back after a while: "Ahem, I will leave it to you to handle the matter of the front tooth girl."
The young master was shocked and spilled all the butter beer: "Huh??? Why?? You are her three-dimensional friend!"
Lightning head: "Because you are the only boy who knows girls best! You can even solve the century-old problem of how to win the favor of girls. Wouldn't it be easier to persuade the front-tooth girl to get out of the knot? Everyone said, right?"
The members of DA spoke loudly and neatly, almost toppling the roof of the Three Broomsticks Bar: "Yes!!!"
Looking at the youthful faces of the members, the young master suddenly had an ominous premonition.
Sure enough, the Lightning Brothers patted the young master on the shoulder nicely: "Look, the people trust you so much, so it's settled!" After he finished speaking, he did not wait for the young master to refuse, and left the bar by Apparating at the speed of light.
His departure was like the starting gun of a track and field competition, and the remaining DA members followed suit, but in the blink of an eye, only the boss NPC and the young man were left in the bar looking at each other.
Grandpa: "..."
Why do I suddenly have the illusion of being tricked by my teammates?
1523L shakes her long hair and kisses a man:
This is not an illusion, master, you have indeed been tricked, the lightning head is bad!
PS: I like Luzhu's analysis of "why do girls give gifts from men".We have the money to buy it ourselves, but the meaning of the men's ticket is different, and the price really doesn't matter.Of course, if he gave me something that I have been thinking about for a long time, I would be happier~
1530L visitors:
I am not wrong, right?Miss Kiss is praising the boss? !The dear lady didn't complain about the boss! !Ma Ma, come and watch the miracle! ! !
1533L Lao Fu's favorite red wig:
I just smiled and didn't speak.
1534L Lao Fu's favorite round glasses:
qaq
qaq
qaq
1539L Young Master Drago:
Back to 1523L, your praise makes me feel weird...
Back to 1534L, crying wool?Or did the young master's words enlighten you?
After the cheating teammates retreated, Xiao Ye squatted in the darkest corner of the bar and was depressed for ten minutes, and came up with a perfect solution: the front tooth girl is a girl, and the best way to heal is of course to buy, buy, buy!
Doesn't she like silly and cute plant babies?purchase!
Doesn't she like the hardcover and out-of-print books from Lihen Bookstore?purchase!
Doesn't she like limited edition engraved parchment?purchase!
Doesn't she love liking house elves?Um.......This can't be bought, the house elf is an NPC.
Doesn't she like exams?Um.......This can't be bought either.
.........
When the young master was sweeping Diagon Alley, he saw a newly opened magic trick shop, and the business was booming.The young master took a closer look, hey, it was actually the only store run by players in the whole server.
"Hey, Father of the Fund Master, are you here to buy things too?" The person who spoke was the big boss of the magic workshop. He and his younger brother were both members of DA in the past.
Young Master: "Hey, what kind of father is the public calling you? It's so embarrassing."
The second boss squeezed over: "It's not embarrassing, you are the father of DA's sponsor."
Many people around looked over, with strange eyes, young master: "...shut up!"
The big boss asked, "Are you here to buy medicine for the club?"
The young master shook his head: "No, this... well, do you have any magical tools that are better for coaxing girls? Plant babies or something."
Big Boss: "Yo!"
The second boss: "West!"
Big Boss: "Sure enough, as soon as the couple's plot is launched..."
The second boss: "..... the cool and arrogant father of the funder also has to kneel in front of the planned suit pants!"
The big boss and the second boss hooked the young master's neck from left to right, and forcibly carried the young master into the noisy shop.
Big Boss: "Girls like fluffy hair, so please bring a bunch of pygmy cattails! Pink, blue, white, green, yellow, and purple!"
Grandpa: "That..."
The second boss: "Do you want a magical witch? A super powerful love potion." Then he whispered into the young master's ear, "Whoever the gold master father likes, he will use it for whomever he likes. It is 100% effective."
Young Master: "Damn! Young Master still needs..."
Big Boss: "Or ten seconds to remove pustule special effect? Girls love beauty and need to remove blackheads."
Young Master: "You also need it in the game?"
The second boss: "There are also canary custard biscuits, but they are not for the girls, but for the patron's father."
Young Master: "Why is Young Master eating?"
The big boss and the second boss said in unison: "Become a canary to please my sister!"
Grandpa: "..."
1543L visitors:
Luzhu: I have a unique way of coaxing people.
1545L visitors:
Very good, dew off the horse, I know who you are.Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, I know it when I say it!
1555L Young Master Drago:
Go back to 1545L, if you dare to blow up my vest, I will abandon the post.
The young master left Diagon Alley with the last Galleon in his pocket. He clicked on the friend list and saw that the front tooth girl had just gone online 3 minutes ago.
The young master hurriedly chatted with her: "Where are you?"
The incisor girl replied in seconds: "Catching thestrals in the Forbidden Forest."
The young master quickly Apparated over there.
The Forbidden Forest was as dark and shady as ever. The young master shivered and looked around for the front tooth girl, and saw her sitting under a tall tree in a daze, while Buckbeak and the newly caught Thestral stood obediently beside her.
"No." The young master bypassed the ferocious Buckbeak and came to the front tooth girl, then opened the warehouse, and gave her the newly purchased things as gifts.
"What is this?" The front tooth girl was puzzled, and took out a large box of beautifully packaged canary custard biscuits. Buckbeak walked over curiously, lowering his head to smell the aroma of the biscuits.
The young master said with a sullen face: "Organize the task assigned to the young master, let me make you happy. This is.... Wait a minute!!!!"
The young master's shrill cry startled countless birds in the forest, and the front tooth girl trembled, and the biscuit box fell in response, but it was half a step too late, and Buckbeak had already eaten the canary custard biscuit.
The young master thumped in his heart: "It's over..."
With a bang, the tall and majestic Hippogriff instantly turned into a petite canary. The bright yellow feathers are delicate and soft, and the tiny claws are curled up on the abdomen. The eyes are full of bewilderment like black beans, and it looks a little cute .And the Thestrals closest to Buckbeak saw such a fantasy scene for the first time in his life, he kicked his hooves in fright, kicked up countless dust, spraying the young man's face with ashes.
Buckbeak flapping his little wings: "A look of bewilderment.JPG"
Front tooth girl: "Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!"
Young Master: "Damn mentally retarded.JPG"
1577L visitors:
Hahahahahaha, I laughed unkindly!Don't cry, Lord, to a certain extent, your mission is successful!
1579L visitors:
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
1587L visitors:
Pfft ha ha ha ha ha ha, will the front tooth girl mistakenly think that the biscuits are prepared for her by the boss?God, Luzhu is going to be beaten again!
The author has something to say: a careful little angel found that the young master’s zodiac sign was wrongly written earlier (the young master is Gemini, Tom is a Virgo). This is indeed my fault. It has been changed now~ Thank you for reminding (づ￣3￣)づ~
In addition, the pre-collection of the new article featuring De He has already been posted. Interested little angels can click the column to save it, and it will open in about January~
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