[De He] A hot and gentle girl with front teeth

2101L shakes her long hair and kisses a man:

Master, come to the live broadcast~

2102L Lao Fu's favorite round glasses:

Master, come to the live broadcast quickly~

2103L Lao Fu's favorite red wig:

Master, hurry up and come to the live broadcast~

2105L visitors:

what's up what's up what's up? !What am I missing? !

2107L Young Master Drago:

@老士最爱的Circular Glasses@老式最爱的红红装@打长发每男子 You are here to make trouble again!Who should have thought of the three of you!Merlin's briefs!When did you know? !Does front tooth girl know? !

2109L visitors:

? ? ? ? ? ?What is Luzhu talking about?what do you know?What does the front tooth girl know?What charades are you playing?

2110L shakes her long hair and kisses a man:

She really doesn't know, only the three of us know.

2011L Lao Fu's favorite round glasses:

Dude calm down.

2113L Young Master Drago:

╭ (╯ ^ ╰) ╮

How do you know?

2115L Lao Fu's favorite red wig:

I can answer this question.

About a year ago, I found out about your three-dimensional identity by accident, because we were not familiar with each other at that time, so it was enough to just listen to the gossip.

After becoming friends, I remembered that gossip, but because it involves privacy, I don’t want others to know, so I continued to keep it secret.It wasn’t until more than two months ago that @打着长发每男子 went home and talked about the new job of front tooth girl, and then I got excited and blurted out: “Isn’t this the company of [XXXX]!” Just happened to @老福最爱的The round glasses are also there, so we gossip.

And then @口着长发亲人子 saw your post on the forum, brother, what you wrote is too obvious, she and the front tooth girl have been friends for more than ten years, and they recognized it at a glance, so everyone decided to give it a shot.

then........

Do you understand?There are a lot of people on the forum, so I won't go into details.

2117L Young Master Drago:

╭(╯^╰)╮Who wants your assists?No wonder I always throw the front tooth girl to the master, hum!

Anyway, you all know everything, it doesn't matter if you don't broadcast live, who knows how many insiders are still lurking in the post?Humph, everyone MerryChristmasEve, Master is gone!

2119L visitors:

? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?No, they know that we don't!Dew, stop!

2123L visitors:

what's the situation?Luzhu was pissed off?

2124L Lao Fu's favorite round glasses:

He is not angry, he is obviously smiling, and his eyes are completely unimpressive when staring at us, @老式最爱的红节植 thought he was winking at us!

2130L visitors:

Ahhh I can't stand birds!Waiting for the live broadcast all day, Luzhu, you can't be a eunuch at this critical moment!Come back and update! ! !

2134L shakes her long hair and kisses a man:

Hug upstairs, I will broadcast live for you.After watching my live broadcast, you will have a new understanding of Lu Zhu. He really deserves to be a player of the Snake Academy, and he is both honest and arrogant in one.

2137L visitors:

Oye!Thank you pro-man goddess! !

2140L Lao Fu's favorite round glasses:

I love it when you guys call her the "Man Goddess" because I'm that guy hahahahaha!

2141L Lao Fu's favorite red wig:

Back to 2140L, big brother, have you been stimulated by the boss?Show some face!

2145L shakes her long hair and kisses a man:

You two don't make a fuss.

First of all, let me give a background introduction. In order to facilitate everyone's understanding, the names of the people are unified by the nickname given to us by Luzhu.In fact, many things in the building have been guessed, and the three of us are members of DA. @老式's favorite round glasses are Lightning Head, @老volt's favorite red wig is Red Hair Monster, and I'm Lightning Head's girlfriend, Batgirl.

2147L Lao Fu's favorite red wig:

Hehe, this is the sorrow of my brother.After the younger sister fell in love, there was only "I am XX's girlfriend" in the self-introduction, not "I am YY's younger sister".Lanshou, shiitake mushrooms.

2148L shakes her long hair and kisses a man:

Go back to 2147L, okay, okay.I am the younger sister of the red-haired monster, the little red-haired monster, is this okay?

Next, let's get down to business: face-to-face live broadcast.

When Luzhu entered the arena, he was quite amazing.At that time, the friends of DA were talking and laughing together, when they suddenly heard the noise from the revolving door, everyone turned around and saw a young man walking into the restaurant like a star.

Because we know Luzhu’s three-dimensional identity, we Googled his photos before the meeting and knew that he is good-looking, but we didn’t expect that the real person is more handsome than the photos, maybe the photos can’t perfectly show his temperament!

In order to prevent privacy leaks, I will not describe too much about the details of Luzhu's appearance.But his facial features are really exquisite, his outline is more perfect than many celebrities I have interviewed, and he has an excellent temperament, and his gestures are full of style.

The girls and younger brothers in the group all acted like nympho holding their faces: "So handsome!"

After Luzhu recognized the DA logo, waved the people behind him to leave, and then walked towards us, these nympho girls and brothers were so excited that they almost cried.

Those of us who love to make trouble, of course we can't let Luzhu go, and said in unison: "Luzhu, why aren't you broadcasting live?"

Luzhu was stunned for half a second, his ears turned red immediately, and he stammered and pointed at us: "You...you are...."

We kept smiling lovingly, so the redness from Luzhu's ears spread to his face and neck, and he turned around and wanted to run, but bumped into the incisor girl who was rushing over.

Hahahahahahaha I want to laugh when I think of that scene, the embarrassed Luzhu helped the front tooth girl, and was about to apologize, when he saw the other's face clearly, the two of them froze in unison.

"why you?"

"why you?"

According to the plan, it was time for me to introduce them, but I laughed so hard that I couldn't say a word, so the red-haired monster drew his sword to help, and shouted at the front tooth girl: "Big sister, why did you come, look at me!" 【XXXX】In a hurry!"

What he called was Luzhu's game ID, so the front tooth girl understood in seconds, and said to Luzhu in great surprise: "You are actually my future boss?"

The boss was extremely horrified: "I am your future boss? That pustule?!"

At this moment, we, who love to make troubles, were already laughing so hard that we were about to roll over. The DA’s friends were all dazed, looking back and forth between them who were looking at each other affectionately, and us who were laughing until we spit milk.

The two of them stared at each other for a long time, and the boss finally restarted successfully, his face was blushing, and he said: "You liar, your front teeth are not big at all!"

Front tooth girl: "..."

Us: "Hahahahahahahaha!"

DA's little partner: "Wan Lian is confused. JGP"

2150L shakes her long hair and kisses a man:

After everyone is seated, enter the self-introduction session.Luzhu's face was flushed the whole time, and his eyes were bright and moist.He pushed the red-haired monster away schemingly, and sat next to the front tooth girl, but he didn't dare to look her directly in the eyes, and quickly avoided after a glance hahahahaha.In contrast, my dear best friend Front Yamei is really calm, she greets every member in a personable manner, and accepts the worship of all the scumbags.

In order to facilitate the communication between the boss and the front tooth girl, we who love to make troubles pretended to lower our heads and play with our mobile phones, and stopped laughing at him.When we looked up again, Luzhu was already looking normal, chatting and laughing happily with the front tooth girl.I listened for a while, and they were talking about Henry Miller's novels.

Um, is it really good to talk about Henry Miller at the first meeting?The old man's description of pornographic scenes is so bold and unrestrained, no matter how deep it is, it can be classified as pornographic works.

Lightning head said: "People are probably discussing the old man's writing techniques and profound connotations. Let's not be too vulgar."

Well, you are right. After all, Front Yamei majored in literature when she was in college, and Luzhu has published a collection of poems. The exchanges between literary youths are extraordinary and refined.

Later, the incisor girl went to the bathroom to touch up her makeup. The boss seemed to have a question and asked us, but it was hard to say it in front of everyone, so we reminded him to check his phone, so the scene at the beginning of this page appeared.

2159L shakes her long hair and kisses a man:

The front tooth girl came back, and the boss helped her pull the chair very dog-leggedly, tsk tsk tsk, didn't he claim to be a noble, glamorous, arrogant and cool Slytherin?What is going on now?The shy light in his eyes almost blinded the eyes of his friends!

They began talking and laughing again, as if no one was there.

Confused, the front tooth girl said she would chat with me, but now she only chats with the boss, because does the boss know Henry Miller? !The baby knows it too!heart block.

Well, they started to talk about "Stoner", from the structure of the text to the descriptive technique, from the descriptive technique to the style positioning, from the collective blindness of American critics to the collective preference of European critics...

Hmph, I'll just buy a copy of "Stoner" when I get back home!My dear girlfriend, look at me! ! !

2167L visitors:

"The Batwoman who loves to make trouble, finally tasted the pain of broken love because of her best friend's empathy"

2169L visitors:

To be laughed to death by the goddess of kissing men, obviously to see the master's good show, but in the end she was shown a face.

2171L Lao Fu's favorite round glasses:

My dear, let's not watch their show, let's do it ourselves!

2175L shakes her long hair and kisses a man:

muah!

The more they chatted, the more excited they became. The good wine and good food didn't attract much attention, and DA's friends consciously stayed three meters away from them, so as not to be burned by the surging love.

Then...Damn, the boss was asking for the phone number of Front Yamei, and Front Yamei gave it to him.Oh my eyes, the eyes of these two people are so glued when they look at each other. As for the sparks? ! !

2179L Lao Fu's favorite red wig:

Hey, I already said they had a problem.Which player is willing to be beaten to tears by girls every day, and still waiting to be beaten again?This is true love!

Well, they stopped chatting, they went dancing.

2184L shakes her long hair and kisses a man:

Oh oh oh! ! ! ! ! ! !

2189L visitors:

what's up what's up what's up? ? ? ? ? ? ?

2191L shakes her long hair and kisses a man:

I didn't pay attention at a glance, but the boss and front tooth girl left the stage early!what's the situation?I'll call and ask!

2192L visitors:

Another place to continue talking about Henry Miller?Ouch, so yellow|violent!

2204L Young Master Drago:

Nonsense, the young master just took the incisor girl to see the books in his collection!

2215L shakes her long hair and kisses a man:

Hehe, at eleven o'clock in the middle of the night, accompanied by warm Christmas carols, the simple lonely men and widows hide in the study and simply read?

2217L Young Master Drago:

Just finished reading the above replies, dear Miss Man, your uncle!When did the young master turn red? !When did the young master turn around and want to run away? !Young Master... Young Master is indeed a gentleman!You...don't bring private goods with you!

In addition, we are really just reading books.Because the incisor girl said that she likes "Stoner", Grandpa happened to have the first edition of "Stoner", which I found from an underground bookstore.What a thought you are....

Let's go!

2222L visitors:

In the middle of the night, lonely men and widows are in a room discussing life ideals... This development is not good!

2229L shakes her long hair and kisses a man:

Do you have time to simply read a book, but don't have time to answer your best friend's phone call?Lord, stop pretending to be dead, come out for me!

2232L visitors:

Has the front tooth girl answered the phone?

2245L visitors:

You won't talk about going to bed, will you?Ouch, ouch, so romantic!

2250L shakes her long hair and kisses a man:

The incisor girl called me back and said she resigned? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?what's the situation? ? ? ? ?I know she has always been willful in her work, but how could she be so willful?Could it be......

2256L visitors:

Could it be something? ? ? ? ? ?What happened? ? ? ? ?

2258L visitors:

Is Luzhu and the front tooth girl on good terms?The office romance affects the work, so the front tooth girl has to resign?

2261L visitors:

Maybe.

2265L Lao Fu's favorite red wig:

I just smiled and said nothing.

2266L Young Master Drago:

Hello everyone, the young master and the front tooth girl are together.To reiterate, it's not that the young master likes the incisor girl so much, but that she likes the grandpa so much that she can't walk when she sees the grandpa, and feels weak all over.

2267L visitors:

! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !what do i see ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

2269L visitors:

? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?Things are moving so fast! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

2271L shakes her long hair and kisses a man:

Let me translate the meaning of this passage correctly for everyone: Hello everyone, Xiaoye and Front Yamei are together.To reiterate, it's not that the front tooth girl likes the young master so much, but that the young master likes her so much that when he sees her, he can't walk and feels weak all over.

In addition, the front tooth girl's evaluation of Luzhu is: "a shy and cute long-haired cat who pretends to be aloof." Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

2275L visitors:

Is it too fast? ! ! ! ! !

2279L visitors:

Congratulations, sprinkle flowers.But... the speed is really too fast, right? ? ? ? ?

2282L Lao Fu's favorite red wig:

Hehe, where is it going?They have all been in the game for three or four months!

2285L shakes her long hair and kisses a man:

The front tooth girl said: "He's pretty good, let's try it first!" Hahahahahahaha!Lord, you have to work hard!

Also, she saw a video of you molesting an NPC on YouTube, and there is a link to this post in the comments, she has already touched it.Good luck yo, MerryChristmasEve!

2287L Young Master Drago:

What did you say? ? ? ? ? [panic] [panic] [panic]

2290L Young Master Drago:

urgent!Wait online!How to delete the posts in the communication area, do you want to short the administrator? ! ! !

2291L visitors:

Hahahahahahahahaha Don't worry, I have screenshots! ! !

Front teeth of 2296L front tooth girl:

Hi, dear~ Haven't you chosen the red wine yet?I would like to discuss with you the writing technique and structure of this post, what do you think?

2298L visitors:

Door...... Front tooth girl? [takes a breath]

2299L Lao Fu's favorite red wig:

Master, run, I'll cover! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

The author has something to say: this is the end of the main text, and the details of dog abuse are in the episode~

☆, Fanwai | The Love Poses of the God of Learning and the God of Trench [[-]]

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Theme post: 818 Love Positions of 520 Xueshen and Haoshen

Posted by: Lao Fu's favorite red wig

Contents:

It’s the day when the grass grows and the warbler flies again, when all things courtship. As a single dog who has been solo for 24 years...it will be 25 years soon. A pair of god couples.

Let me briefly introduce, the woman is my childhood friend, and she belongs to the god of learning who has an A on the report card and fails.And the man is our well-known trench god, who can support 250 friends in the group by pulling out the root hair, and has the aura of "kneel down and call the gold master dad".

The pairing of the pair of gods is extraordinary. Although they have just been together for 52 days, the unique method of moistening things and silently showing affection has already hurt the little friends in the group.

Below, I will give examples one by one.

1L Dementor:

(づ￣3￣)づ

2L Lao Fu's favorite red wig:

(づ￣3￣)づ Unexpectedly, the first kiss I got on Valentine's Day was actually given by a dementor.

4L visitors:

The stewed ID looks familiar~

7L Lao Fu's favorite red wig:

Back to 4L, maybe I have a public face!

Let me tell you the story of their love.

At the end of October last year, my good friend, Mr. Xueshen went out of his usual way and brought a man to the gathering place of our club. The friends were shocked: "Xueshen took the initiative to bring a man to the group?!! ​​What the hell is Slater Lin's man!!!"

You know, most of the members of the society are from Gryffindor, Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw, and that guy was the first Slytherin to walk into our place.

At that time, I asked Xueshen in private: "What's the situation? Didn't you go out to play a dungeon? Is this because you were fascinated by the evil and handsome little devil? Are you going to follow the route of "The Overbearing Mountain King Falls in Love with Me"?"

Xueshen: "Nonsense, he is a neutral player. I don't think he has done the course tasks, so I brought him here to review."

Because Xueshen usually helps new players in the server to do course tasks, so I didn't ask any more questions, and I invited my good friends to help the main dungeon.In the middle of the fight, I suddenly remembered: "Damn! That guy is not a rookie, he is obviously the most famous mob god in the whole server!"

I need to insert a sentence here. Due to some historical coincidences, I accidentally knew the three-dimensional identity of Haoshen, and later learned that Xueshen was going to work in Haoshen's company.Although it turned out afterwards that they didn't know that the other party was their future boss/employee, I thought they knew and thought they were fooling me.

So I angrily chatted with Xueshen: "I was almost fooled by you, his game time is longer than yours, okay? Tell me frankly!"

"What are you explaining?" I could feel the Xueshen's indifference through the screen, "Can't old players make up the course tasks? You should concentrate on playing the dungeon, or the boss will die."

I looked back, and sure enough, the gang leader was beaten to half a tube of blood by Bellatrix, and ran around in a panic: "Merlin's bikini underwear, hurry up and help me!"

Seeing my best friend being bullied, I hurriedly threw down Xue Shen and rushed over with my wand: "Let me go!"

Then Bellatrix was scratched to death by me and the gang leader at the entrance of the magic department. Before she died, she spit out a pile of equipment and gold coins, and I generously gave them all to the gang leader: "Sorry, busy questioning the god of learning and the god of trenches It hurt you."

The leader accepted the equipment and asked curiously, "Who is the god of the trenches?"

Me: "The Slytherin brought back by the god of learning, the well-known god of the whole server, didn't you play cross-server Quidditch together before?"

Thinking of Xueshen's reply, I became angry: "Student said he was helping him with the course tasks, but I always felt that the two of them were having an affair. We have known each other for more than ten years. When did you see her take the initiative to bring a man back?"

The leader of the gang was a little surprised: "Hasn't Haoshen done the course tasks? She's a bit stupid! Well, it is probably this stupidity that inspired the overflowing maternal love in Xueshen's heart. You know, she loves to save stray cats since she was a child. Last time Also set up the House Elf Welfare Promotion Association. You can think of her as a charity!"

Me: "Well, it makes sense! Dude, you are worthy of being the leader of the gang, and you see problems more deeply than I do."

So I didn't get entangled in the adultery between the God of Hao and the God of Learning anymore, and continued to play dungeons with the leader of the gang.Thinking about it afterwards, it wasn't the God of Hao who was stupid and cute at all, but me and the gang leader!

13L visitors:

Hey, isn't this the deputy gang leader of the red-haired monster? Hahahahaha.Is this the story of the incisor girl and the boss?Hahahahaha, they really started to show their affection!

18L visitors:

What front tooth girl?

21L visitors:

Back to 18L, a female pig's foot posted by a certain fire.

24L visitors:

Ask for a fire post link!

25L visitors:

I'll put the link.Friends can combine the two posts to read, and the laughter will double.

Click on the link →: "818 Hot, Gentle, Bright, and Violent Front Teeth Girl Who Loves to Mesmerize Me"

29L Lao Fu's favorite red wig:

You guys are so messy, but I like it!

go on.It was only a week later that I noticed the adultery between Xueshen and Haoshen. In addition to spending a lot of time together every day, there were also revelations from many friends in the secret chat column, such as:

"Xueshen and Haoshen met in a fight! I watched as Haoshen failed to sneak attack but was fucked. At that time, the whole world laughed like crazy!"

"That day Xueshen and Haoshen came to the bar on a Barcobick. Xueshen hated flying so much that he gave up himself for Haoshen!"

"I saw Haoshen accompanying Xueshen to buy books in Diagon Alley. There are all kinds of intimacy. The way Xueshen jumped up and grabbed Haoshen's collar couldn't be more cute!"

"Associate leader, have you fallen out of favor? Xueshen only plays dungeons with Haoshen now!"

"Every time Xueshen wants to play a dungeon, Haoshen has a face of 'so boring, I have to play a dungeon again', but his body still follows honestly, and he gives up output all the way. Serious milk xueshen...... Deputy leader , if you don't hurry up, Xueshen will be kidnapped by Haoshen!"

....

I almost flipped the table when I saw it: Is Xueshen and I just pure friendship, okay?As long as we feel good about each other, there is no need to wait until you say it?

(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

But since the friends were all crying, "Xueshen is about to be abducted", as the deputy leader of the club, the head of the logistics department and the chief marriage and love officer, I asked Haoshen, "I heard that you are going to send Xueshen away." God abducted?"

Haoshen's ears turned red, and he tried his best to explain: "It's nothing! She beat me up all day long, and I didn't shake M!"

So I asked Xueshen again: "I heard that Haoshen is going to abduct you?"

Xueshen said calmly: "You've been really busy recently, have you finished your thesis yet?"

Me: "... count yourself as ruthless!"

After dazed all afternoon with licorice candy in my mouth, I got up and sent the chat record to my smart and witty sister, and incidentally added a description of their expressions when they were talking.The younger sister only took a glance, and said firmly: "There is a problem with these two."

Me: "But they don't even admit it!"

Sister: "Wait a minute, I seem to have seen the post of Haoshen complaining about Xueshen."

me?"

The younger sister tapped on the keyboard: "It really is him! Believe me, they definitely have an affair!"

39L visitors:

The original post of "818 Hot, Gentle, Bright, Loves the Violent Front Teeth Girl Who Takes My Mind" has not been updated for a long time, I never expected to see the follow-up hahahahaha!

43L Lao Fu's favorite red wig:

It took me more than an hour to read Haoshen's posts. How should I put it... He is not only stupid, but also a little mentally retarded.

For example, he always emphasizes that he is noble and glamorous in his posts, but in fact, his ears turn red every time he talks to Xue Shen.Pay attention, this is in the game!

For example, he always emphasized that the god of learning likes baby plants is very naive, but his friends all saw him buying baby plants at a high price in Diagon Alley, and then gave them to the god of learning to play with.

For example, while complaining that Xueshen always dragged him to play dungeons, it was a waste of time, and at the same time secretly sent players who tried to invite Xueshen to play dungeons to the wanted list.Don't think I can't see it because he is anonymous, he did it too obviously!

For example, he said "I am a proud and cruel Slytherin, I want to dedicate my youth and children and grandchildren to Lao Fu!", but when the gang leader took the newcomers to sign up for the Auror exam, he saw the name of the God of Hao .

Really, I was so tired after reading the post.Even as a professional single for 24 years, I can see that he is hard-pressed to express his love for Xueshen. If Haoshen continues to be arrogant, Xueshen will be abducted by others in minutes!

So I quickly summoned the leader and my sister (they are a couple), and after exchanging experiences with each other, I came to an astonishing conclusion: these two people are very destined, and it is really unreasonable not to assist them!

So we assisted, we succeeded.Although they always show their faces now, we don't regret it.Because...because we have contributed a perfect love to the world....

/ (ㄒ o ㄒ) / ~~

48L visitors:

Hahahahaha the red-haired monster who is single is also assisting today!

56L visitors:

Lao Zhizi, who followed up from the original post, said that Front Yamei and Haoshen are so lucky to have friends like you!

59L visitors:

The red-haired monster dew saw me!Do you want me to be careful? !

The author has something to say: Here comes the extra episode~ From Ron. Maternal solo. Weasley's complaints, slapping the cold young master~

☆, Fanwai | The Love Poses of the God of Learning and the God of Trench [[-]]

105L Lao Fu's favorite red wig:

Assists are actually very simple, especially for men and women who already have a good impression and are in an ambiguous period-such as Xueshen and Haoshen.Because my younger sister's nutrition cabin is being repaired and she cannot play the game, so the highlight of the assists is me and the gang leader. She is responsible for guiding the direction of public opinion in Haoshen's post.

The boss and I have been classmates for 16 years, and the tacit understanding is so good that it explodes. Every time he pretends to be deep and says: "Well, who should do the club tasks? It seems to be the god of learning and you?"

I jumped out right away: "Oh, my stomach hurts so much! God, God, help me do it!"

Haoshen's ears were red: "For the sake of your begging me sincerely, okay."

The boss chatted with me in secret: "[Smile]"

I secretly chatted with the gang leader: "[sneaky smile]"

Or the leader said melancholy: "The female vote has ignored me for several days, and I'm not in the mood to negotiate with the club next door."

I hurriedly supported him, and said in deep pain: "The lord has worked hard, I will help you to the infirmary! Learn theology and learn the gods, take Haoshen to negotiate with the next door!"

Xueshen nodded: "Okay, helper, you have a good rest!"

I secretly chatted with the gang leader: "[Laughs]"

The boss chatted with me secretly: "[Laughs]"

As for the younger sister, she thrived in Haoshen's post, gained a lot of fans, almost forced Haoshen to reveal her true colors, and even said many times that she wanted to abandon the post.

Due to space issues, I will not describe the detailed process of the assist.In short, during the face-to-face meeting on Christmas Eve last year, Xueshen and Haoshen finally broke through the shackles of the world (in fact, they did not) and got together happily.

Just when we thought we were done and we could leave the stage, Haoshen's death finally came to our door - Xueshen saw him complaining about her post! ! !

My heart skipped a beat, thinking that Haoshen was going to die, Xueshen would not let him go.The leader and younger sister were also terrified, because we have replied to the post many times, if Xueshen cares about it deliberately, we are all considered betrayers!I really want to die or die.

We sat in fear, sitting around the fireplace but dared not speak, and repeatedly refreshed the post, for fear that the gods would come out and say: "Due to well-known reasons, my father and my front tooth girl broke up."

It is even more frightening if Haoshen does not update, which means that he was put on a sack by the exasperated god of learning and thrown into the Thames River to feed the swans.

As a result, the post was not updated, and it gradually sank from the homepage. Our hearts also slowly sank to the bottom following the post. My sister was about to cry: "What should I do? Xueshen must be angry. Will something happen to Haoshen?"

The leader comforted her: "No, Xueshen knows that killing people is against the law."

younger sister:"........."

110L visitors:

After... Then what?What did the god of learning do to the god of Hao?

113L Lao Fu's favorite red wig:

Later, my sister couldn't bear it any longer, so the boss went to bed with her, and I continued to refresh the post wrapped in a blanket.

Finally, finally, at 02:30 in the morning, the post was updated.I opened it in a panic, and almost passed out after just one glance.Do you know what the update is?I copied it for you to see.

[Master 2520L Drag Brother:

Finally reached 2520L, which is said to be a particularly auspicious number.

@门牙妹的门牙 Dear, I was wrong, I will ask the administrator to delete|post tomorrow, don’t be angry.

Front teeth of 2521L front tooth girl:

[kiss][kiss][kiss] is actually quite cute, don't delete it, keep it as a souvenir! 】

Me: "(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻"

We have been worrying all night for nothing!The co-author is too busy drinking red wine and talking about life, I don't care at all!

I was so angry that I was so angry that I sent a text message to scold Xueshen: "Wolf with white eyes! If you tell us, you will die!"

Xueshen: "╮(╯_╰)╭"

Xueshen: "Busy about dating, forget about it."

Xueshen: "Don't be angry, don't be angry, I will help you correct your thesis."

So I persuaded in seconds: "Oh, then you guys should take a rest earlier, the little one backed down."

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A scumbag in front of the god of learning really doesn't have the slightest dignity~~

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As a single dog, I have seen thousands of ways to show affection over the years.There is the "I always want to confess to you and I want to hug you" by the boss and my sister, "Everyone loves magical animals" by the magic stick girl and brother plant, and "Love you" by Voldemort and Bellatrix I will accompany you to kill all the Mudbloods"...

As for Xueshen and Haoshen, they don't like to hug in public, they don't like to talk about love in the club chat column, and they don't even take the initiative to introduce: "I am XX's wife/husband." It seems to be Isn't it very low-key?

Well, you guys, tooyoungtoosimple, sometimesnative.

You go to the server and ask, who doesn't know they are a couple?Being low-key doesn't mean they don't show off, it's just that the way they show off is low-key, luxurious and connotative.Eating canary custard biscuits to make Xueshen happy is a small case, and Haoshen is good at big handwriting.

For example, last week, due to the urgent need for talents in the gang war, the gang leader found the next-door gang leader and wanted to merge.The gang leader next door said: "If you want to merge, you can. After the merger, the chief strategy officer must be my girlfriend."

The boss is very embarrassed, because our chief strategy officer is a god of learning, not to mention the sixteen years of friendship with our classmate, her operation, positioning and team leadership are far superior to the other party.

He posted the other party's request in the club chat column, and the friends in the group immediately exploded: "What the hell?! I know his girlfriend, he doesn't know how to lead a group at all!"

"Yes, yes, she just likes the suspended title of CSO, and she doesn't know how to play it at all! Leader, be careful!"

"Why do you have to merge? Isn't recruiting smooth?"

"Although we have a small number of people, our comprehensive strength is high! Don't merge, okay?"

The gang leader chatted with me secretly: "What should I do? There is going to be a gang war soon, and the merger is imminent!"

Me: "[White Eyes] Who wants you to rush to upgrade the club to the highest level? It's only full at 350, where can I recruit new ones for you?"

Gang leader: “[Crying] Brother-in-law, save me!”

I had no choice but to go to Xueshen, and euphemistically expressed the helplessness and helplessness of the leader.Xueshen was very straightforward: "She can do whatever she wants, I don't mind."

Me: "Don't worry, just kick her out after the fight, you're still the CSO!"

Xueshen: "[Naughty] You are crossing rivers and tearing down bridges."

Filled with guilt, I bid farewell to Xueshen and prepared to support the leader.Unexpectedly, before he took two steps, he was blocked by Haoshen: "No one else is allowed to be a CSO."

Me: "Brother, please help, we have no other choice!"

Haoshen: "╭(╯^╰)╮"

Me: "Brother, it's only temporary."

Haoshen: "No. CSO and CFO are a perfect match, S and F are a perfect match, you can't tear us apart."

Me: "...Huh? Isn't B the perfect match for S?"

Haoshen: "I don't care, it won't work anyway."

Me: "...I am very embarrassed by your behavior. The other party is waiting for an answer, not to mention that the god of learning has agreed!"

Haoshen thought for a while: "You wait, I will deal with it."

Then Haoshen apparated, and God knows where he went.Impatient and helpless, I chatted secretly with the guild master and asked him to hold him back, while I squatted by the lake and waited for Haoshen.

During the period, the other side yelled loudly: "Why? Don't you want to? I know your chief strategy officer is great, but she can't take over the position forever, can she? Besides, our good independent association was merged by you, the leader