[De He] A hot and gentle girl with front teeth

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Main section: player communication area

Sub-block: Shudong 818 Distribution Center

Subject post: 818 is a gentle, bright, and violent front-tooth girl who loves my Legilimency.

Posted by: Master Yange

Contents:

I can't take it anymore, I'm going to post a post complaining about a violent front tooth girl!The level is amazing!It's amazing to have a hippogriff!It's amazing to call God to protect you!It's great to get SSS for every copy!It's amazing to be able to recite Shakespeare's sonnets backwards!

First of all, in order to facilitate everyone's understanding, Xiaoye first introduces himself.

I am a man, I like women, I come from the ancient and ancient, noble and glamorous, handsome and rich Slytherin house.I have played the game for about a year, and I am a distinguished British pound player. All the equipment is top-notch, and I got seven O's in OWL.I haven't joined any organizations and societies for the time being, and I haven't chosen a camp, so I'm a neutral player.

1L Dementor:

(づ￣3￣)づ

2L Young Master Drago:

The 1L robot is dead!

Speaking of the evil relationship between the young master and the hot female devil, it can be traced back to half a month ago. The game unlocked the plot of Sirius, the boss of the copy of the Protection of Fantastic Beasts class was replaced by Hagrid, and a new species called Eagle was added. A horse with a winged beast on its head.

As a distinguished pound player, as a mount collector maniac, there are all mounts in the game that can be bought with money, and the ones that cannot be bought with money have also frantically collected dungeons.So when I saw the announcement that there was a new Hippogriff, I immediately Apparated to the copy of the Protection of Magical Beasts class, ready to start brushing.

To reiterate, I went to brush Hippogriff only because I have obsessive-compulsive disorder of collecting and can’t tolerate gaps in the mount column, not because I really like it. After all, it is so ugly, noble and glamorous. Lord, I don't like it.

Continuing to get back to the topic, I was unlucky that day. I ran more than ten dungeons in a row, but I didn't get the Hippogriff.As a distinguished British pound player, as a man who can never run out of elixir, Xiao Ye deeply felt the humiliation.

The young master is sad and angry, the young master is wronged, and the young master is mentally unbalanced.

So the young master did a particularly mentally retarded thing: the young master stood at the door of the dungeon and scolded Hagrid.

The young master has a sharp tongue since he was a child, and he is familiar with selected swear words from various countries. He is logical and well-organized. Hagrid has no chance to fight back when he is scolded by the young master hahahahahaha.

Thanks to Xiaoye's unremitting efforts, many players who did not get Hippogriff also joined Xiaoye's camp one after another.Everyone is united and working together to scold Hagrid in the world, from his life experience to his mentally retarded hobbies, from his mentally retarded hobbies to the game's mentally retarded drop rate.After persisting like this for more than half an hour, I finally managed to recruit the game ethics administrator and mute all the players who participated in the scolding battle.

As the initiator of the scolding war, I was sent to Azkaban and locked up for half an hour.

It is obviously the fault of the game planning, why should the players be responsible? !I just want a Hippogriff, why are you doing this to me? !

The younger master is more sad and angry, the younger master is more wronged, and the younger master's psychology is even more unbalanced!

So I did something even more mentally retarded: I was not in the world and scolded Hagrid and the planner (you can't scold him even if you are muted), and I started to provoke the player who came out with the Hippogriff, who The young master Yan Se will fight whoever he wants, anyway, they can't beat the young master hehehehe.

As a result, the young master provoked the front tooth girl who would bring him infinite humiliation and sorrow in the future, and her hippogriff who kicked people with his hoof when he was upset.

3L visitors:

Isn't this just acquaintance?How come later?Today's little girls are so enthusiastic and unrestrained, why haven't I met them?

5L visitors:

The language upstairs must have been taught by Hagrid.

7L visitors:

Scum of Slytherin!Let's fight, let's fight, let's fight! ! ! !

9L visitors:

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha such a mentally retarded stew, just wait for the follow-up!

15L visitors:

I seem to know who Lu Zhu is, because I also joined the scolding war that day and was banned for seven days [smile].Braised, come on, you have a handsome fat intestine!

16L visitors:

The painting style of Slytherin is always like this

In addition, I would like to know whether there is a Hippogriff after stewing.

23L Young Master Drago:

Back to 3L, your understanding is a little too deep.

Go back to 7L, come on, don't be cowardly, just do it!

Go back to 9L, mentally retarded, don't talk to Xiaoye.

Back to 15L, thank you, I wish you a lot of Hippogriff.

Back at 16L, ever since I met the Hippogriff that kicked people with its hooves when it got upset, my obsessive-compulsive disorder of collection that had been unhealed for many years healed itself in an instant, and I never wanted to brush Hippogriff up! ! !

So it's not that my face is so dark that I didn't catch the Hippogriff, but that I'm no longer interested in it.

PS: Xiaoye is going to a meeting, so there is no update today.

27L visitors:

Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk.Luzhu, just admit it, you have a black face, black hands, and black feet, we will not laugh at you hahahahaha.

34L visitors:

Hey, Luzhu, don't go!The heroine hasn't even appeared yet!Don't hold your breath!

35L visitors:

Bet on a Weilong spicy strip, Luzhu will post in a few days saying: We are together, thank you everyone.

36L visitors:

The minister seconded!Add a spicy stick!

37L visitors:

The minister seconded!Add 10086 hot strips.

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49L Young Master Drago:

Ah, Dad is so wordy, meetings are so boring.

Those guys upstairs who are afraid of the chaos of the world, beware of the young master letting the werewolf mount bite you!

54L visitors:

Luzhu, you don't have time to write updates, but you have time to threaten us? ! !

55L Young Master Drago:

The young master also wants to update, but the old man is watching me... I'm afraid.

58L visitors:

Boiled, for that sentence "scared", I seriously suspect that you are a shou... a noble and cold Slytherin, but you are actually a soft and cute Hufflepuff, right?

59L visitors:

We Hufflepuffs don't say we are afraid...

62L Young Master Drago:

The meeting is over, I will go back and update the code.Those upstairs, please sleep with one eye open tonight.

81L Young Master Drago:

The young master went on to eight.

It was a sunny Saturday with clear sky and clear sky. After winning three Hufflepuffs, six Ravenclaws and two Gryffindors in a row, my vanity was never satisfied. , the self-conceit increased exponentially: so what if you have hippogriffs?Wasn't he still being beaten up by the young master and couldn't get up!

So, Xiao Ye made a mistake that all human beings make: Xiao Ye underestimated the enemy.

At that time, the young master was lying under a certain tree in the Forbidden Forest to hide from the shade, and he wrote down the number of PK victories, the opponent's ID and various data in a small notebook.The young master said that the young master has obsessive-compulsive disorder, and every time the PK is over, he will make such a record.On the one hand, it is to analyze my own weaknesses and focus on improving; on the other hand, it is to look at the opponent, see how they practice, and see what I can learn from.

Continuing to get back to the topic, the young master was writing happily when he suddenly heard a crisp horse cry from a distance...er, eagle cry...err, anyway, it was the cry of a hippogriff.

These days, the players who beat the Hippogriff have been stunned. When they heard its cry, they were as excited as if they were beaten with chicken blood!So the young master put the small book back into the backpack, hid the ID, secretly hid behind the big tree, and secretly watched the direction of the sound.

About 3 minutes later, the young master saw a girl in a Gryffindor school uniform, leading a hippogriff, walking slowly towards the young master.The young master remained calm, and the young master tiptoed around behind them, ready to sneak attack at all times.

Cough, I know it's wrong to sneak up on my sister, but I'm overwhelmed by hatred, so... so I went to sneak attack, everyone, don't learn from me.

However, just as the young master took out his wand, he was thinking about whether to use "explosive weapon" or "drowsy", when suddenly, my sister suddenly turned around as if she had eyes in the back of her head!Just in time, I saw my young master hiding wretchedly behind a big tree, with a wretched light in his eyes, he wretchedly raised his magic wand and was about to sneak attack her!

The incident happened in a blink of an eye, and before the young master could react, the younger sister had already completed a series of actions such as pulling out the wand, aiming at the young master, using a spell, and knocking down the young master with lightning speed.

When I woke up, I was lying on all fours at a distance of ten meters. My buttocks and back hit the raised stones, and the pain was so painful that tears were about to come out. The holographic online game made the pain so painful So real and real man? ! ! ! !

In short, the young master with a sore buttocks and the young master's magic wand confronted neatly to form the four characters of "two-faced dumbfounded".

83L visitors:

HahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaAlthough it's very pitiful but I really want to laugh and hahahahahahahahahaha.

87L visitors:

Luzhu, were you blinded by your sister's beauty hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha who was caught off guard unexpectedly!

89L visitors:

Hahahahahahahahaha my sister must be guilty hahahahahaha, she definitely didn't expect you to be mentally handicapped hahahahahahahaha.

91L visitors:

Girlfriend: My God!I thought it was a Death Eater who came to sneak attack, but I didn't expect it to be a fool!And hahahahahahahahahaha!

94L visitors:

Oh my god, just looking at the description of Luzhu makes me laugh to death, okay? Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

96L visitors:

Luzhu perfectly interprets the sneak attack but is fucked hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

98L visitors:

In a trance, it is booming, hahahahahahahahahaha!

Turn the page!

99L visitors:

Turn the page!

100L visitors:

Turn the page! ! !

The author has something to say: explain the setting: Hermione and the young master are players of "Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry". There are four schools (similar to sects) and two camps (Death Eaters and Aurors) in the game.The main characters are Draco, Hermione, Harry, Ron and several Slytherin students, Cookie HE.Other characters will come out in the form of NPC or BOSS to play soy sauce.

For ease of viewing, except for the main character who has a fixed vest, everyone else is an automatic vest "tourist", not every floor will write.