[Comprehensive British and American] Vest battle

Arkham Asylum is located in the deep suburbs of Gotham, surrounded by the sea on three sides. It is a mental hospital that belongs to a medical institution and a prison.

There has never been a shortage of mentally ill prisoners, and corrupt politicians will escape the fate of being imprisoned on the grounds that they are mentally ill. The population density of Arkham Asylum is relatively high, so Arkham Asylum needs to continue to expand, but The mental hospital has been built with such an area, and Poison Ivy is also one of their patients, so they can't do anything to the plants casually, so they came up with a solution to expand underground.

But the bigger the place, the more problems there are. There are all kinds of birds in the forest, so the Arkham Knight decided to govern the mental hospital.

Otherwise, why would Ronaldinho appear here?

It's no surprise that there are pregnancies in women's prisons.

After receiving information from the bribed medical personnel, Arkham Knight began to analyze the power distribution here. The clown injected himself with a large dose of venom and is currently undergoing treatment, so the power distribution began to change, and black people eat black people everywhere. , although he is weak now, he can slowly build up.

Not to mention that he still has a pair of good ears now.

A gust of breeze caressed, thanks to the threat of Poison Ivy, the dense woods swayed with the wind, and at this time, Xiao Luo was squatting on the branch, looking around vigilantly with one hand on the trunk, sweat dripped down his face.

Suddenly, there was a noise from the left side, and she looked over there to find that it was just a small stone. The warning sound in her heart kept ringing, and she thought that she didn't need to grab the branch, and then fell forward quickly, avoiding the flying overhead. Legs, throw yourself to the ground.

But as soon as she landed on the ground, before she looked up to see the opponent clearly, the attacker had already fired dozens of invisible sharp blades at her, and Xiao Luo didn't turn around and run away. She knew how powerful these wind blades were, and she also knew that they must be stronger than her two The feet are faster, so I concentrate my eyes and look straight ahead, feel the subtle difference, find the gap between the whistling wind blades, and dodge, neither too fast nor too slow, just stand on the opposite side time position and movement.

After escaping this round of attacks, the sound of explosions sounded one after another, and at the same time, the dust on the ground was sucked into the air. After a while, the dust did not dissipate. The other party had designed it, and because Xiao Luo didn't see the other party's figure in the end, he couldn't help cursing in his heart, and then lightly touched the back of Xiao Luo's neck with his cold fingers.

"Caught it."

A smile came from Xiao Luo's back. When she turned around and looked over, there was a gust of strong wind blowing away the sand and dust, revealing Roxanne's smiling face.

Ronaldinho said unwillingly, "That's great, I also want superpowers, so I can help Jason too."

"Even if you have, I don't think he will accept it." Roxanne laughed wryly, and then posed for Ronaldinho to attack. They were training without telling the truth about the Arkham Knights.

"Why!" Ronaldinho, who is shorter and shorter, rushed over and kicked upwards.

"I once suggested to him that if he kills someone, I can deal with those who are bad for him silently." Roxanne tilted her head back, the shoe brushed the tip of her nose, then squatted down and stretched her feet to sweep, "but He refused, it seems that no Jason in any world wants us to kill people."

"It hurts!" The left leg that served as the fulcrum was attacked. Ronaldinho adjusted his posture before falling to the ground, stretched out his hands to support the ground, turned over to widen the distance, and then continued to attack, "Obviously he killed himself, how strange .”

"Right, I thought it was weird too, but after seeing you, I somehow understood." Roxanne calmly flicked right and left, and Roxanne grabbed her fist, "Maybe I don't want you to change?"

But in fact, Roxanne didn't care what changed. Anyway, what should come will still come.

Suddenly the alarm clock rang, and the training time was over. Ronaldinho ran over to turn off the alarm clock on his mobile phone, and then wiped his sweat with a towel.

"Speaking of changes, will I really become a boring person like you?" Ronaldinho didn't quite understand what Roxanne meant, but he didn't care too much about changes. It was a bit of a surprise.

"Probably not, because my experience is different from yours. Sometimes when I look at you, I feel that if I hadn't encountered this, maybe I would have grown up like this..."

"Because of the mutant? Although you have to leave home because of this, you still have to go home and see him." Ronaldinho handed the towel to Roxanne and said, "And the rabbi, although he hated him before, But he's always been our little brother, and I'm envious that your family on the other side is still alive."

The hand receiving the towel paused, Roxanne raised a smile, patted the top of Xiao Luo's head and said nothing, Roxanne didn't tell the truth, just as Luo was envious that Roxanne's family was still alive, Roxanne also envied that Xiao Luo didn't encounter that incident , People always envy what they don't have.

Therefore, although Roxanne was envious, she didn't say anything, because Xiao Luo must have encountered something behind her, a painful thing she didn't tell.

"...I will try my best to go home once."

"Then I'll take you home now."

Suddenly, a hand slapped Roxanne's head, and the sound of gnashing teeth sounded, and Ronaldinho beside him exclaimed.

"Wow, this guy is actually wearing a red hard hat!"

Don't play tricks anymore, me in the parallel world!

Feeling unwell in her heart, Roxanne turned around and greeted with a smile, "Long time no see...?"

Extra: Cohabitation 30 Questions (Ronaldo and AK Barrel: Part [-])

1. Embracing and falling asleep

The morning sun penetrated the window and hit Xiao Luo's face, half awake and half asleep, he slowly opened his eyes, and what he saw was the bandaged chest of a certain man.

Xiao Luo used her rusty head to think about why they hugged and slept together, and then thought that they had left Arkham Asylum, and that man was not an Arkham Knight.

It's just a human named Jason Todd, and it's also Jason who only belongs to Ronaldinho.

He tried his best to move his head, and rubbed against the opponent's chest. Just as he was about to fall asleep again, Xiao Luo woke up violently.

No, so why are you hugging and sleeping together? !

2. Go shopping together

Finally left Arkham Asylum and lived together with Jason in Gotham, for which they went to the supermarket to buy daily necessities.

But as soon as Ronaldinho entered, he ran to the snack area familiarly, pointed to a bag of potato chips and jumped excitedly, "Jason, I want to eat this! Can I have it!"

Arkham Knight walked over slowly and stood beside Ronaldinho, lowered his head and looked at her fingers, and was about to say that instead of buying junk food like snacks, it is better to buy some practical ones, but Ronaldinho looked like He looked like a ghost, and immediately hid behind him.

"Damn it, it's my uncle! Last time I didn't have any money. I was standing here thinking that although I couldn't eat, it would be good to have a full stomach, but I was caught by him because I was fascinated!" Ronaldinho held on anxiously. His clothes said angrily.

"Let's go! No, Jason, you can just stay here, I'll go back first!" After finishing speaking, Ronaldinho let go and turned to leave, but the Arkham Knight grabbed his hand, and the other party took it without explaining. That bag of potato chips, he asked nonchalantly, "What else do you want to eat?"

Ronaldinho was not in the mood to choose snacks. Seeing her uncle getting closer to the snack area, she wanted to get rid of it with all her strength, but her hands were firmly grasped, and she couldn't break free no matter how hard she struggled.

"Damn it, what are you doing back here, broom star! It's not far enough to sell you to the madhouse, right? I worked so hard to raise you, I don't know anything about housework and cooking, and I don't want you to go out to make money, just lie down It’s fine to be cool, a bitch is a bitch, if I catch you this time, you’re doomed!”

The man was swearing, ignoring the Arkham Knight on the side, and stretched out his hand directly to Ronaldinho. When Ronaldinho closed his eyes, he could imagine that the next second the man would grab her hair and be bumped around like a doll, destroying all the surrounding goods Then she would blame her if she hadn't run away, things wouldn't have turned out like this, all the bad things happened to her, and the death of the family was also because of her, and they kept instilling it in her.

Although she knows that this is brainwashing, sometimes she wonders if this is the case?The death of the family, maybe it was really because it was her fault.

After waiting for a long time, the expected pain did not happen.

Xiao Luo slowly opened his eyes, and stared blankly at the hand she had been afraid of all this time. His five fingers spread out into claws and stopped in front of her face, but they couldn't hurt her.But the man blushed and tried his best to catch Xiao Luo, but he still didn't move at all, so he had to turn his head and ask the man who caused the reason, "Who the hell are you! This is our family business, so it is legal Education! It's none of your business!"

After he finished speaking, he was punched in the face. His face, which should have been unsightly, became distorted and became even more unsightly. The man covered his bleeding nose, and kept yelling and shouting words starting with f.

"First, she is not your family anymore, what kind of bullshit family affairs legal education is full of fallacies!" Arkham Knight grabbed his hair and raised it fiercely, "Second, you bastard, leave us fucking Stay away, don't let me see you again!"

The man raised his bloodshot eyes, "You are fucking violent! I can sue you!"

He punched the man on the chin, and Arkham Knight controlled the strength. Although the man was dizzy, he did not fall to the ground and fell into a coma. Then he grabbed his collar and walked out, passing by Ronaldinho and patting her. head.

"You continue to choose snacks here."

Leaving behind the dazed Ronaldinho, watching Arkham Knight's back, the other party went out and continued beating people.

The pain of stepping on the man's head, Arkham Knight thought that it would be too cheap to just beat the man, so he kicked the man in the stomach again irritably, then turned and left, and walked out of the alley to see Until Ronaldinho leaned against the wall and waited for him.

"Have you finished choosing anything?"

Ronaldinho shook his head, ran to Arkham Knight and grabbed the hem of his clothes, such a cautious look made him uncomfortable, waved away Ronaldinho's hand, and then walked directly holding hands, Ronaldinho walked behind, unusually well-behaved Follow along until she asks a question.

"I'm not from his family, does that mean I belong to your family..."

Arkham Knight suddenly stopped, looked at Xiao Luo with a complicated face, and said in silence for a few seconds, "No, now your guardian is Fu, so strictly speaking, you are not my family..."

Ronaldinho didn't say anything, he hummed to show that he knew, and then he waved to the other party when he thought of something, as if he wanted to say something secretly, and then Arkham Knight bent down and leaned his ear.

Unexpectedly, Ronaldinho reached out and grabbed his collar and raised his head to kiss him, and then his head froze. Then he thought that Ronaldinho was still underage, so he immediately backed away in fright, and finally slipped and fell to the ground as if he stepped on something.

Ronaldinho was stunned, and then he covered his belly and laughed, tears were about to flow out of his eyes.

This man is so warm it makes me want to cry.

3. Watch scary movies together in the middle of the night

"Wow, Jason, do you really want to watch a horror movie?" Ronaldinho asked while sitting on the sofa holding the quilt in fear.

"If you're scared, you don't have to watch it." Arkham Knight clicked on the playback with the remote controller.

"I, I, I, I am afraid that you will be afraid!" After speaking, Xiao Luo shrank into the quilt and trembled.

Arkham Knight sighed inwardly.

"After this position, the female ghost will appear."

Xiao Luo quickly covered his eyes and asked, "Did that female ghost leave?"

"The box that the hostess opened later contained the corpse."

"No way!"

"The bloodstains on the wall are fake, the angle of the blood splashing is not like this."

"What should that be like?"

The two watched horror movies together in the middle of the night, but under Jason's intention, the two discussed in a serious manner. The supposedly scary movie was not so scary anymore.

4. One party's wake-up qi

Arkham Knight was awakened by a loud noise, and he yelled at the other cohabitant, "Roxanne!" in displeasure.

Little Rome rushed over and said excitedly, "Jason, you're awake! That's good, I have a surprise for you later! I almost went back and continued to make it!"

The other party chattered non-stop, completely unaware of Arkham's agitation for getting up, and as a result, he was already pulled onto the bed in a dizzy situation, not only hugged tightly, but also tightly covered her mouth.

Ronaldinho:? ? ?

5. Cooking

"Jason Jason, let me cook tonight!" Ronaldinho said happily.

Arkham Knight asked suspiciously, "Can you cook?"

"I haven't tried it! So, I want to try it today! It's okay, I've learned it from the book!"

It sounded unnerving, but Arkham Knight nodded in agreement, until...

Ronaldinho blew up their house.

"You start today! You can't step into the kitchen! Half a step!"

"Did I just follow the book?"

6. Clean up

Just after Xiao Luo blew up the house because of cooking, they were cleaning, Xiao Luo looked down and swept the floor in frustration, "Who knew it would explode? I will definitely not do this next time!"

"Why do you suddenly want to cook dinner?" Arkham Knight asked, throwing the trash into the trash can.

Xiao Luo rubbed the back of his head in embarrassment, "I always feel that I really can't do anything, and you are very busy these days, I want to help you reduce the burden, I am really useless, right?"

Arkham Knight stopped moving and asked instead of answering, "...Then what do you think of the letter 'J' on my face?"

"Huh?" Ronaldinho looked up, and unconsciously fixed his gaze on the word j, "I think... Although you think it's the joker's j left by the clown, I can't hate it. Because this is you, and Jason (jason) also starts with J, I like it very much.”

Arkham Knight laughed. He remembered what Roxanne had said when he first met, "Only you would think so."

Being by his side all the time, looking at Ronaldinho every day, knowing that I am deeply loved, isn't that useful enough?

"I really can't imagine what life would be like without you..."

7. Browse past photos

"Pfft ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!" Ronaldinho laughed wildly while holding the photo.

Today was the day she went to visit her guardian, and she never expected that the other party was actually the butler of the famous Wayne family... Alfred J. Pennyworth.

It was an old man with a cixi face. Ronaldinho didn't know how to address him when they met for the first time. She didn't want new parents, and seeing that he was old enough to be her grandfather, she thought he didn't want to be called Dad?

Fortunately, the other party saw her difficulty, bent down and looked at her and said, "Hello, Roxanne. I don't mind if you call me Grandpa Fu, or you can just call me Fu."

Although they were not used to it at first, they talked a lot afterwards, and later found out that Ah Fu was the one who raised the Arkham Knights. Previous photos of Tom Knight.

Therefore, when Ronaldinho saw the Arkham Knight wearing a Robin outfit with little green scale shorts and a stinky face, his stomach hurt from laughing, "Pfft ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha what kind of outfit is this!"

8. Talk about each other's living habits

Arkham Knight opened the room, and was not surprised to see a large pile of his clothes on the bed, surrounding Ronaldinho as if he was going to build a nest, and the girl was sleeping with a piece of clothes in her arms.

So what is this habit?

Moreover, when he bought the house, he specifically specified that he wanted two bedrooms, so what's the point now?

9. Telephones in two places

Now because of the threat of the scarecrow, Gotham said it was going to spread fear gas in the city, so millions of residents were evacuated out of the city, and about Ronaldinho's going to stay, for this reason she quarreled with the Arkham Knight, but in the end Ronaldinho went Ah Fu will be a companion together.

Ronaldinho sat restlessly on the sofa watching TV, and kept switching between news stations, as if he wanted to see the latest news, but he didn't want to see it, so he kept switching channels.

"I think if you're too worried, you can make a phone call." Putting the tea on the table, Ah Fu suggested.

"But I'm afraid it will affect him..." Xiao Luo said sullenly, and then her mobile phone rang suddenly, and she looked at Ah Fu in a hurry for help, but Ah Fu raised his eyebrows and turned away.

Ronaldinho took a deep breath, then answered the phone, "...Hello?"

"..."

Then they didn't speak to each other, only the sound of heavy breathing, but Xiao Luo knew who would call, and he knew who it was without thinking...

I miss you……

Where are you now?can i find you

Are you safe now?Come back and pick me up quickly!

Speak quickly, I want to hear your voice.

Ronaldinho opened her mouth slightly, but couldn't make any sound. Finally, she bit her lip to make up her mind, and then smiled, "I'm safe, do what you want!"

"...I will do the same without you telling me. 』A smile came from the phone, and the call was hung up like this, but it was extremely reassuring.

10. Good Morning Kiss

Ronaldinho got up in the morning, sneaked to the next room, and did not turn on the light for fear of waking up the people in the room, then quietly walked to the bedside, and kissed the Arkham Knight on the forehead.

As long as this is the case, Ronaldinho will feel so happy every day.

Extra: Cohabitation 30 Questions (Ronaldo and AK Barrel: Part [-])

11. Pick clothes for each other

"Jason, can you pick out clothes for me!"

Facing Ronaldinho's question, Arkham Knight looked into the other's sparkling eyes and remained silent for a while. Although he didn't have Dick's bad taste, it didn't mean he could choose a match for a woman. How could he know that the girl was thinking about it now? What, I have to pose this problem to him.

Just as he wanted the other party to choose whatever he wanted, an idea flashed across Arkham Knight, and he turned his head to look Ronaldinho up and down.

He did have an outfit he wanted Ronaldinho to wear.

So, when the girl wore the Arkham Knight suit with a dazed expression, his heart was filled with joy.

"By the way, the hood is still missing." The Arkham Knight put the hood on Ronaldinho, and just like that, the small Arkham Knight appeared.

This feeling of marking the other party satisfies the weird possessive desire.

12. Discuss about pets

"Roxanne, do you want a pet?"

Arkham Knight is not at home all day, he wonders if Ronaldinho will feel lonely at ordinary times.

"don't want!"

"Why? I see that you usually like animals very much. You usually go to play with cats and dogs when you see cats and dogs."

Ronaldinho snorted without explaining, and left angrily for some reason.

I don't want another pet to compete with me!

13. One party is bedridden

Because Arkham Knight fell from the 3rd floor and experienced all kinds of life-threatening fights, his current injury is almost paralyzed, so Ronaldinho went to study nursing, hoping to take good care of Arkham Knight.

He took off the other party's clothes, looked at the scarred body silently, and then took a wet towel and wiped it gently over his body.

"...You don't need to worry about me." A slightly angry voice sounded, and it was not difficult for Ronaldinho to understand why the other party was so angry.

After all, he can't move his whole body, and even needs help from others to defecate. If something happens, he is too weak to even fight back.

"Yeah, it's fine to hit me or scold me, let's talk about it when you can move..." Ronaldinho responded perfunctorily, "I didn't see anything about you when you were in Arkham Asylum..."

14. Nap

Ronaldinho accidentally saw Arkham Knight sleeping on the sofa, seeing the heavy dark circles on his face, she smiled and ran to her room to get out the drawing book.

Then she sat across from her and began to draw. Ronaldinho liked to draw since she was a child, but she stopped drawing since she was fostered by her uncle. Fortunately, she met the Arkham Knight, and she had the opportunity to pick up the brush again.

Especially when I saw myself in the parallel world and knew that Ronaldinho could still paint, those eyes that lost their light were complex and filled with nostalgia and said, "I even forgot that I used to like to paint... ..."

So Xiao Luo is very grateful for her life. She can also collect Arkham Knights with different appearances in her drawing book.

Hmmm... can she sneak into Arkham Knight's arms and sleep together after the painting is done?

15. Blow-dry each other’s hair

After Ronaldinho just took a shower, regardless of the wet dripping hair walking around, Arkham Knight watched the water dripping from her body onto the ground, and dragged Ronaldinho helplessly to force her to sit on the sofa, covering it with a towel first, Absorb all the water, and then carefully blow dry with a hair dryer, "You wet the ground."

Ronaldinho picked up the strands of hair and looked at them, "My hair usually dries very quickly. It may have grown recently. I want to cut it. Ah, Jason, do you like my long hair or short hair?"

"Does it matter?" Arkham Knight said casually.

16. Heartbeat after getting out of the bath

Every time after Arkham Knight came out of the bath, Ronaldinho would sit still on the sofa, and her eyes would always track a certain figure unconsciously. She could raise her hands and swear, just like a man would instinctively look at his chest first, as Women will also instinctively look at the muscles, which doesn't make any sense...about.

The Arkham Knight who just took a bath exudes a strange decadence and laziness, with well-defined muscles, especially watching the water droplets slide down the muscle lines, which is very delicious.

"What are you looking at?"

"Hey!" Ronaldinho bounced on the sofa, touched the back of his head and said with a smirk, "No!"

Arkham Knight dried his hair with a towel, and laughed at the girl's simple thoughts so easy to understand. He didn't reflect on why he came out with only a bath towel around his buttocks when he could get dressed and came out with his upper body naked. .

17. Celebrate an anniversary

Since he has A Fu as the guardian, and the relationship is not bad, now Ronaldinho often visits the elderly to exchange feelings, and even helps with the housekeeper.

"This is what I should do. You don't need to help me." Afu took over the list from Xiao Luo. He needed to be seriously injured because Master Bruce was playing "extreme sports", so he called to cancel all parties and councils.

"It's okay. I'm not like Robin, a child laborer who doesn't even get paid. I have your cookies to eat, and there's no reason for my granddaughter to help grandpa." Xiao Luo turned around and continued to sort out the materials on the table. , and then she found the folder with several sheets of paper in it.

It was the adoption certificate, which was well preserved, including the Arkham Knight. Ronaldinho looked at the date on it and said, "...Grandpa Fu, I think we need to make some preparations."

Hearing this, Ah Fu turned his head while holding the phone, then raised his eyebrows, "Maybe you are right, I will inform other people."

The Arkham Knight got off the locomotive, walked to the gate and rang the door bell. Normally, the next second he pressed the door mirror, the butler would know his arrival on the monitor at the gate, and he was already prepared to wait behind the gate, and then open the door.

But not today, I was wondering if something happened, when panicked footsteps approached from far to near, and I yelled loudly, "Come here!"

The moment he opened the door without any surprise, a black figure flew onto his body and hugged him tightly, as if he hadn't seen each other in several years, the impact force even made Arkham Knight take several steps back , he rubbed Xiao Luo's black hair, "Where's Ah Fu?"

"Oh! By the way, he went to change the light bulb, but he is so old and I was afraid that he would be in danger. I stopped him from going, but I am not tall enough. Jason, you came just in time, come and help us!" After speaking, he took Arkham Knight's hand and ran away, without giving the other party any room to answer.

As a result, when Ronaldinho pushed the door of the living room, the colorful colored paper fell down like a fairy with a snap, and A Fu and members of the Bat Family in front of him clapped their hands to welcome him.

"Surprise!"

Dick stepped forward in a friendly manner, gave the other party a hug and said happily, "Welcome back, Little Wing!"

"Well, I'm the new Robin. My name is Tim. Maybe you already know me?" Tim looked embarrassed beside him. Although they knew each other, it was the first time that they met formally like this.

"It's also my boyfriend." Barbara pushed the wheelchair forward, and it was a relief for Tim. Tim also looked at Barbara gratefully. Barbara nodded and smiled, then looked up and said to Arkham Knight , "Jason, welcome home."

"So, what day is today? It's not the first day I've come back, and there's nothing special to celebrate." Arkham Knight frowned and turned to ask Ronaldinho. Therefore, this eccentric party must have been proposed by Ronaldinho, and then with the support of Ah Fu, it will be a success.

but why?

"Because today is the day you were adopted by me." Bruce had no expression on his face, limped over on crutches, and then tried to laugh, but the result of the forced smile was...

The smile looked very incongruous, and it seemed that he had lost the ability to laugh except for his usual Bruce Baby mask.

This is the sequelae of facing criminals for a long time, so many policemen/policemen also have this problem, especially leaders with relatively high positions.

Not to mention, Batman, the symbol of terror.

It's not that he can't laugh, it's just that his facial muscles are rigid and his emotions are not easy to show.

But it doesn't matter, he just needs to step forward and give him a hug.

"Hey hey, will Ah Fu still hold this party next year?" Ronaldinho looked at Arkham Knight who was stiff because of Bruce's hug and said with a smile.

"I don't think so, but it's okay." Ah Fu put down another plate of food and said, "It should be prepared for you next year. I'm very happy to adopt you."

Ronaldinho shook his head and said, "I want to thank you for allowing me to join you...to be part of this family."

18. Take each other home

When they first came out of the lunatic asylum, although they lived together, Arkham Knight was always away from home, but Ronaldinho knew what he was busy with. He first killed Black Mask as Red Hood, and then killed Black Mask as Black Hood. The mask's huge assets formed a mercenary organization and handed it over to Deathstroke, and then cooperated with the Scarecrow as an Arkham Knight.

But thinking about the Arkham Knight and their father and son, the Arkham Knight should be planning to be a spy, right?

As for why Ronaldinho would know?

"Jason! I'm here to pick you up!" Ronaldinho greeted him friendly as he sat on a chair in the office.

"I told you to call me when you came." Arkham Knight quickly closed the door and asked, "Did you not be seen on the road?"

I don't know how this girl sneaked in...

"Of course not! I was taught by the ghost of Arkham Asylum! Let's go home together!"

19. Run away from home

"Hmph, Jason, you idiot! I'm leaving and running away from home!"

Then, Ronaldinho ran to Wayne's house to find Ah Fu.

"Master Jason, I don't think you should have the appearance of treating a lady like this."

"..."

"Master Jason, are you still listening?"

"……exist."

Despicable actually looking for Ah Fu!

20. A Surprise

"Ah Fu, I'm pregnant."

Ah Fu was so frightened that the broom fell off, and then he called a certain father with a dark face, intending to have an in-depth exchange of experience in raising children.

For example, if your adopted son fucks with my adopted daughter, what are you going to do about it?

"When did I do it?!!"

"Isn't it you?" asked the old bat.

In this regard, Ronaldinho said...

"It was at night... when you thought I was sleeping..." Xiao Luo blushed and lowered his head, "...kissed me."

Everyone: "..."

Extra: Cohabitation 30 Questions (Ronaldo and AK Barrel: Part [-])

21. Stargazing on the roof

There was no sound on the street, and when you came to a relatively remote area of ​​Gotham, there were several abandoned buildings. Except for homeless people and punks, no one would stay in it, as if it was a dead city suffering from disease and death.

"Oh wow!!!" Ronaldinho stood on the roof of the building and looked up at the starry sky. For Gotham, which is covered by dark clouds all year round, it is a rare sight to see the sky. "Do you think there will be shooting stars?" ?”

"I haven't seen it here for several years, at least not in Gotham." Arkham Knight said ruthlessly with a cigarette in his mouth, and then they watched the starry sky quietly like this, they will come This is because Ronaldinho suddenly said that he wanted to watch the stars, and the Arkham Knight happened to know where to see them, so he took Ronaldinho to his former secret base.

"... By the way, I used to watch the stars with my younger brother." Xiao Luo said abruptly, "Actually, I used to hate my younger brother very much, because everyone revolved around him, and I just didn't know what to do outside the circle. It's like being excluded. Maybe it's because I don't understand the relationship of acting like a baby?"

"You still don't know how to act like a baby?"

"I don't understand. For example, take snacks as an example. If you don't let me buy them, I will really give up immediately. I think you are too kind to me, and I never said what I really want,"

"What do you really want?" Arkham Knight asked, rubbing out his cigarette that had turned to ashes.

Ronaldinho laughed, "I told you that you are too kind to me."

"I don't know why... I want you, Jason."

"Cough, cough, cough!" Arkham Knight coughed while covering his mouth.

"It's weird, isn't it?" Ronaldinho said awkwardly, "Obviously we have been together all the time, but we always feel that something is missing."

"I often feel like you're challenging my reason..."

Ronaldinho:? ? ?

Arkham Knight pulled down Ronaldinho's head and rubbed it, preventing him from raising his head, so Ronaldinho couldn't see Arkham Knight's red ear tips, "Anyway, it's not possible yet!!!"

22. A sudden disaster

It's no secret that Ronaldinho likes to eat sweets, and Ah Fu can cook all kinds of sweets, and cookies are one of them, so Ronaldinho is happy to visit Ah Fu at Wayne's house, and often brings some sweets back.

Until Ronaldinho brought back sweets that were waffles...

It was the waffle he had complained about with Red Robin, but Ronaldinho thought it was delicious, so he brought waffles for a few days!

Arkham Knight gnawed on the tasteless waffle, looking desperately at Ronaldinho who kept praising Ah Fu's desserts.

"Grandpa Ah Fu, everything he cooks is delicious, right?"

Facing Ronaldinho who was looking at him with sparkling eyes, Arkham Knight hummed vaguely.

Just as he didn't have the courage to tell the truth to Ah Fu, he also didn't have the courage to tell Ronaldinho that waffles are really not that delicious, so don't take them home anymore.

23. Discuss about children

"Jason, last time you said you wouldn't get pregnant after a kiss, how can you have a baby?"

"No, we don't want to discuss children," said the Arkham Knight grimly.

"Why don't we tell? Children are cute."

"...Anyway, don't say it."

24. Stuck at home due to bad weather

"Ah, it's raining heavily outside." Ronaldinho pointed to the TV screen and said, "We can't go out now, what should we do at home?"

Arkham Knight picked up the game console and smiled, "Compare?"

After a few seconds...

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!"

"Damn it, you're in the way!!! Where's the food I want?! Have you cut it yet?!"

"Damn it, the food is on fire! Where's the fire extinguisher?!"

Overcook is indeed a friendship game. After experiencing this game, Ronaldinho said that they will break up friendship for one day!

25. Drunk

Ronaldinho never thought about Arkham Knight