[Comprehensive] Daily life of the retired savior

He stood in front of the bench where I was lying, smiling relaxedly and gently, and I reached out to say hello: "This god, do you consider entering the Chaldean summoning pool?"

Of course I can clearly distinguish the difference between human beings and non-human beings. It can be regarded as an intuition. There are so-so-many singularities I have been to, and so-so-many summoned gods, and I can’t figure it out any more. There is a problem in distinguishing me as the Master.

"Well, when I become that kind of super popular god with 2000 million believers, I will consider it, or if you join the Yato Sect first, I will dare to jump into your summoning pool."

He lowered his body with his hands on his hips and teased me. I realized that his hair was actually dark purple because the distance was closer and the light changed, because the purple was so thick that it looked almost the same as black.

"I'm Yato. I'm a martial god officially registered in Gao Tianyuan, and I'm working hard in the direction of Fushen. I think you are very destined to grow up. Do you have any wishes?"

I fumbled for seven or eight minutes and finally took out a five-yuan coin from the corner of my pocket and handed it to him: "Then I will make a wish——hope that the wish of God Night Fighter will come true."

"I, Ye Fighting God, heard your wish!"

He flicked the coin very happily: "I will withdraw it first, call if you need it, and I am on call~"

No one in the circle expressed surprise when the whole person disappeared into white light, as if everyone had been used to it for a long time.

In view of the fact that this place has been exposed, the president immediately said that everyone should move back to the office, at least the ground will not be afraid of being buried alive... So a group of people traveled long distances from the remote old Wanxiangtang and moved back to Chinatown like ants. Office buildings nearby.Originally, I planned to go back to the shrine to stay at the moment, because it is closer to the summoning circle so that I can recover faster, but in view of the current situation, this proposal was ruthlessly rejected by Dr. Xie Ye: "Let's not talk about you first. For the safety issue of being alone, it is difficult to get infusions every day at the shrine, and now there is no spare manpower to run around, if you ask Dazai, I am afraid that I will have to collect the corpses for the two of you."

I:"……"

Mr. Dazai is poisonous, right?

Always being evaluated like this by colleagues, this guy is definitely a stone hammer for his bad behavior.

"Okay."

In the end, they were dragged back to the Armed Detective Agency sideways and occupied a hospital bed. Next to me lay a beautiful woman with a hair color similar to mine and a height I was very envious of.

"Hehe, my concubine's name is Hongye, what's your name, little girl?"

As expected of a beauty with a halo of mystery, the unique Kyoto accent is also very charming, unlike the god I met before with a Kansai accent, so why does he, a god from Kansai, come to Kanto for a fight?

"My name is Fujimaru Tatsuka, Miss Momiji."

I obediently reported my name, and the big beauty leaned on the head of the bed, raised her sleeves and covered her lips with a coquettish smile: "Oh, it's as cute as that child Zhongye said, Xiao Lixiang."

"Eh? You...?"

"My concubine is Zhongye's caregiver, and I often hear him mentioning you. Where are you from?"

I immediately told her the place name of my birthplace, and the beauty stared up and down at me several times and said angrily: "You child, you trust others too easily, if someone with evil intentions knows so many lessons, it will be terrible. "

"But big sister, you are so young and beautiful, you can't be a bad person."

I complimented her flatteringly, and gnawed on the red bean stuffed snack brought by Mrs. Aida. Sister Hongye sat upright and looked at me with a smile: "Small mouths are as cute as honey, if my concubine is ten years younger Years ain't cheap for those bad boys."

"Eh?"

"Hehehe, okay, go eat your mochi, the red beans are hanging on the lips~"

She raised a beautiful finger painted with Kodan to poke the corner of her mouth, and I touched it and found a red bean, pinched it and ate it: "No more!"

It made the big sister laugh so hard that the flower branches trembled.

While we were having a good time, the door of the infirmary was pushed open, and Aden helped Mr. Dazai in, followed by Dr. Yosano and complained: "Just say why you are

Going to eat dog food? !Did you eat a whole bag at once?Just to piss off a Shiba Inu!The results of it?Where is the dog? "

Sister Hongye and I looked over at the same time with an expression of "tsk! God!" Mr. Dazai occupied the last hospital bed on the right side of the window sill with a blue face: "That's not to defeat my lifelong enemy what..."

I subconsciously moved slightly in the direction of Miss Hongye. Miss Hongye glanced at Mr. Dazai. Mr. Dazai was lying on the hospital bed with a smile on the corner of his mouth, and hung the bottle on the same symmetry as me—normal saline plus glucose , It seems that there is something wrong with the stomach.

Think about it, too, eating a whole bag of dog food alone would make anyone uncomfortable.

He was lying there, the slanting sun shining on his hair gave this grown man a sense of vulnerability out of thin air, Hongye-san let out a "squeak" and turned her back to us, I think she mainly didn't want to see Mr. Dazai— —Is it... an old acquaintance with a good or bad relationship?

I looked at Dazai-san's pale face, looked down at the mochi in my hand, and finally decided to put the dim sum away.The patient has gastrointestinal problems, so I definitely can't share mochi, which is not easy to digest. I don't have the hobby of eating recklessly in front of people who need to avoid food.I was sure that my movements didn't make any sound, but Mr. Dazai, who had his eyes closed, reacted as quickly as if he had some detectors: "It's okay, you need to eat more Lixiang sauce, girls still need some meat to be cute."

As he said that, he still closed his eyes and added a sentence to A Dun who was walking back and forth to help him pack his things: "Young people who want to try the taste of love, always look for those girls who are good-looking but don't like heavy makeup. .”

A-Dun seemed to understand who he was referring to from his words, and immediately blushed and shook hands at us, and then bowed deeply to Sister Hongye before fleeing. Dr. Xie Ye showed a auntie smile: "This child is really simple. Hey, Dazai, don't lead our innocent Atsu-kun into trouble. It would be a catastrophe to become like you. You are enough for scum."

I moved in the direction of Miss Hongye again, and then Mr. Dazai opened his eyes and looked at Dr. Yosano with a half-smile. Before leaving, he also left a sentence: "It's useless to use bitter tricks on me, Dazai, if I find out...killing colleagues is nothing new, are you right?"

Mr. Dazai's smile deepened—"If it is an unattainable dream, it would be beautiful to die in the hands of Ms. Yosano."

I wanted to move at first, but I found that if I moved again, I would fall to the ground. Thinking about the possible commotion, I held back my desire.

"Well... I still have to work hard. There are still many things in life that I haven't had time to try, such as Uruk's ale and roasted sheep's eyes...?"

"What! Have you ever eaten Lixiang sauce?"

The painting style of the whole infirmary changed instantly. Sister Hongye covered her chest with one hand and made an unbelievable and breathless gesture. I grinned: "I didn't dare to eat it. I'll see others try it. It will explode. The visual effect is particularly horrifying!"

"Hmm... like the meatballs that explode in Chinatown?"

"The shape is the same, but the appearance is different. The meatballs are quite cute. The eyeballs are...white, with black pupils on them, and some blood vessels and nerves and a little bit of fat at the back end..."

"Won't the lens explode in the middle of baking?"

"It is said to be marinated with spices and will not explode."

"Is it black or white when baked?"

"Yellow, similar to grilled fish. I heard that the texture is similar to soft tofu with a little crunch."

blah blah blah...

Sister Hongye couldn't bear to listen, so she patted the bed and got up: "Okay, Xiao Lixiang, be quiet. And Dazai, shut up!"

"Oh……"

Whispering 2

After I calmed down again, I stared at the dripping liquid and soon fell asleep, completely unaware that my loyal Saber appeared immediately when I lost consciousness and fell into the darkness, holding her beloved saber by the side of the bed

Inseparable.

Hongye gently got up and raised her hand to help the orange-haired girl pull the curtain tighter. After confirming that the master was asleep, the samurai who sat on the side of the passage and guarded smiled gratefully: "Are you a relative of the aster?"

The hair color is so similar, is there really no relationship?

"Oh, if I can have such a cute child, I'm afraid that I will wake up laughing at night when I fall asleep."

She admired those girls who looked docile and well-behaved but were actually stubborn and strong. Needless to say, the one who was lying down was not human, but she was cute enough and the others could be ignored.

The orange-haired Yujie immediately flashed a strong maternal brilliance, and the young-minded Ms. Okita subconsciously seemed to be leaning towards that side, but she was worried about the man lying on the other side of the Master. After repeated hesitation, she still stayed where she was: " Under Okita Souji, which house's Taifu are you?"

As he spoke, he tilted his head and looked up, as if he was counting how much money he had in his pocket, whether it was enough to pay a visit at home.

Koyo Ozaki was stunned for a moment: "Sousuji Okita? Bakumue Tenken?"

Don't be a donkey just because I'm a gangster and don't study much. Mr. Okita is obviously a beautiful boy. Now it's good. It's beautiful. The problem is that it doesn't look like a man disguised as a woman, or the boss is too powerful to even her. Can eyes be fooled?

"Of course!"

The girl proudly held up the saber "California Kiyomitsu" to Koyo Ozaki: "There are probably not many swordsmen who can use this kind of sword. Except for our Shinsengumi, everyone else is very rich."

That's right, California Qingguang is indeed a knife that is not very easy to use - the price is cheap enough, but after you get used to it, you will find that the performance is not bad, it is the best choice.

The older woman who is also good at using this single-edged cold weapon smiled and praised: "It's really beautiful."

It can be regarded as exposing the embarrassing topic of identity.