[Comprehensive] Daily life of the retired savior

"Very powerful, Miss Lixiang's intelligence officer."

A Dun, who got up from the ground, obediently sat across from me and poured water for me, complimenting me very politely like a qualified waiter.I finally stuffed the biscuit I had been looking at for a long time into my mouth and nodded, "Yeah, but I hope he doesn't put Mr. Skull in the refrigerator anymore, or don't point at the experimental equipment when he's bored." Shoot, let alone drink some unknown mixture on a whim just because you want to do some experiments..."

"It sounds like the ultimate hybrid of Dazai-san and Ranpo-san."

A Dun made a small complaint, and then Mr. Oda, who came to rescue him, carried him away by the back of his neck: "Kunikida is not free now, follow me first." He shook his phone, and there was a message from Dazai's message.

"Okay, okay, Lixiang sauce, give the number to Mr. Ranpo, it's rare to have someone who can compete with him in reasoning."

The black-haired young man didn't think there was a problem at all, so he turned my attention to the phone.After asking the intelligence officer for his opinion, I copied his personal number to Mr. Ranpo, and since then he has completely nestled in the sofa and completely ignored me...Suddenly, I have the illusion of being used up and throwing it away...

After sitting for a while, I got up and said goodbye to the detectives and went back to the tea restaurant downstairs. Mr. Dazai followed me and walked out of the office door: "Oh, who told me to accept the commission, don't look at me like this, At any rate, he is also an official member of the Armed Detective Agency, so we can look forward to it."

Hearing this, I glanced at his small body and didn't feel ashamed to complain. After all, no matter his appearance or size, he didn't look too strong, as if he would be blown away by the wind.

After returning to the tea restaurant, it took Mr. Dazai about 5 minutes to regain Mrs. Aida's favor, and he could barely be her favorite cub alongside me.The bowl was so full that the buckwheat noodles came out along with a sharp corner. The fat lady glanced at us both with doting eyes almost at the same time: "You two are too thin, eat more. Xiao Lixiang is just starting out because of a serious illness. Hehe; as for Mr. Dazai, are you committing suicide again? You can’t do this if you want to pursue our Tachika, a man has to have a sense of responsibility to be reassuring!”

"What~ Mrs. Aida, suicide is just a harmless little hobby. Ever since Lixiang sauce appeared in her life, she has never regained her hobby. Don't say that, you will be shy~"

I was at a loss with the noodle bowl, this guy is acting, look at the flamboyant body language and breathing in mid-air, and why are you so shy!I have never seen anyone who regards suicide as a hobby. Could it be that Mr. Dazai, your superpower is the blood bar thickening technique?

We looked at each other head-on, and the young man who was eager to prove his innocence was dancing, and a book with a red cover fell down in the inner pocket of the windbreaker——"Complete Suicide Manual"

I:"……"

What excuse do you have?

Mr. Dazai: "...Farewell."

Although it is now summer, his fleeing figure seems to be bleak in the autumn wind, and he looks a bit like running away.

"Okay, Mr. Dazai just likes to play around. As a man, you are a child before you get married and start a family. After you have a family, you will grow up. But everything is based on your wishes, and we will not force you, don't under pressure."

Mrs. Aida clapped her hands and urged me to finish the noodles quickly, then turned around and brought out another oden from the back kitchen: "Save it for you to make supper, Lixiang would be cuter if he was fatter. That kind of skinny girl can't say Ugly, but not the right person to marry either."

While I agreed to perfunctory "hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm" radishes, I reached out and secretly picked up a few pieces of radishes and ate them with a smile on my face. It won't be long before I'm sure I'll be struggling with being overweight...

After a week of eating and dying in Yokohama, the summoning array on the mountain spirit vein behind the shrine was finally completed, and I only need to activate the magic circuit to summon when I am in good condition.There is only one target for this call: Okita Souji.

Because the spirit veins here are not abundant, the heroic spirits

To reduce the pressure on my body, I finally made this decision after several discussions. If necessary, I can temporarily use call symbols, but in this country, it is enough to have Ms. Okita as a heroic spirit, even if she habitually vomits blood—of course it is because of me Because of my reluctance to give up on Hakone Onsen, even if I can’t go soaking in summer now, it will be fine after a few months until autumn!

Just when I was thinking about how to maximize the use of magic engraving, there were a few small and big cases in Yokohama, such as the bombing of a foreign cargo ship in the port, etc. I didn't pay much attention to it at first, but just when I decided to summon Ms. Okita I suddenly received a call from Dazai-san... It has been three or four days since he escaped last time, and he probably appeared in front of me again because he felt less embarrassing——

Originally, I took the bus from the tea restaurant to the shrine early in the morning. As soon as the gemstone containing magic power was thrown into the summoning array, the phone rang, and there was no room for rejection.In desperation, I pressed the answer button, and heard the other party panting to confirm my safety in the turbulent magic storm: [Stay there and don't move, I'll be there soon! 】

?

Of course I won't move, I still have to find my sister Okita to come out and beat the bad guys into small cakes.

With three Saint Quartz plus chanting, the body with no magic engravings is like a water pipe that extracts the magic factor from the surrounding air and injects it into the summoning array——

"Saber, Okita Souji, here at your call!"

"Yo, Director~"

I was lying on the ground, soaked in cold sweat as if I had just been lifted out of the water. Ms. Okita herself also has a weak attribute, just when she was trying to help me up from the ground while "cough cough cough cough" A hand came in and pulled me into his arms carefully: "Sorry, I don't have time to explain, but please transfer with us."

No, Mr. Dazai came too fast, the whole summoning time did not exceed 5 minutes, how did he come running after hanging up the phone!

Ms. Okita held California Kiyomitsu "cough, cough, cough" and signaled him to lead the way. There was a black SUV waiting quietly at the bottom of the approach road. Mr. Kunikida frowned in the driver's seat and urged: "What's going on?"

"Leave that alone, let's go!"

Okita-san was sitting in the passenger seat with a saber in her arms, coughing and looking wary at Kunikida Doppo, and Mr. Dazai stuffed me into the back seat and leaned on his lap.The young man brushed away my sweat-drenched forehead and tried the temperature: "It's nothing serious, it seems like I lost strength for a while, it doesn't work like this, go to the old Wanxiangtang."

From the beginning to the end, no one asked Ms. Okita's background, but the two gentlemen talked about the current troubles on the way - the American krypton gold boss who was offended by me last time made a comeback, and formed with the port mafia and the armed detective agency The situation where the three families fight each other...

"But what does that have to do with me?"

I have seen Uncle Sen, and he has also seen me use the "Gate of Babylon", so it shouldn't be so unreasonable that he wants to use the knife on me!

"The one who wants to invite you to drink tea is the combination, and it probably knows your identity somewhat from a special channel-it can summon all the people who have made great achievements in human history. If it is used to grab benefits, it is not as good as the whole world. One Lixiang sauce."

The one who answered me was Osamu Dazai, who was gently rubbing my head. I followed his words and thought for a while... Well, without mentioning anything else, it is enough to invite those heroic spirits with their own golden rules to stand in the company hall Well, in this way, I do have some value.

"Okay, so where do we go now?"

This time the speaker was replaced by Kunikida Doppo who was driving: "Go to another stronghold of the Armed Detective Agency and stay with Yosano and the others. In any case, we will not let the client suffer any harm, this is also to protect the detective Society's reputation."

I have no opinion on this. Those who are protected must act like they are protected, and it is serious business not to make trouble for others.

So I and Ms. Okita, who were suspected of being severely handicapped, were carefully sent to the old Wanxiang Hall. Ms. Okita, who was wearing pink furisui and a lantern hakama, and holding a sword, even got the attention of the president who sits here. .Probably considering the urgency of the situation, he didn't ask any questions, but let us find a comfortable corner to support each other

After settling down, he ordered Mr. Dazai, Mr. Kunikida, and Mr. Oda, who had been in charge of rescue work, to drive away with their assistants.

"Aster, I'm a little bored..."

Ms. Okita, who was huddled with me with a knife in her arms, was like the schoolchildren on an outing. She first searched the corners of the entire lecture hall curiously, and sat down next to me when she couldn't find any new places.At this time Kenji was studying a thriving potted plant, Dr. Yosano and Dr. Yosano frowned while holding a fashion magazine, and Mr. Ranpo chewed potato chips as always, the atmosphere was a little too relaxed.

I took out a hair-tying string from my pocket: "If you're bored, you can use a flowery rope? Anyway, I won't be in this kind of place to accompany Ms. Okita in hand-to-hand combat."

Ms. Okita really put California Kiyomitsu in the place closest to her hand and turned the flower rope with me.At this time, there was not a single person in the old Wanxiang hall who was working properly, and even Mr. President flipped through the chess records and played Go with himself.

...This is what Mr. Dazai said was urgent?

After I don't know how long, maybe not too long, Mr. Ranbu stretched after eating all of today's snacks: "I'm so bored, I want to go out..."

According to my experience, running around at such a time would not be too wonderful, but before I opened my mouth to persuade Mr. President to look up, I asked Dr. Xie Ye who occasionally glanced at the monitor screen: "Is there anything abnormal?"

After the normal passage of the old Wanxiangtang is closed, you can only enter and exit through the abandoned underground railway, which can be regarded as impenetrable...Of course, according to my experience, you will definitely be slapped in the face...