[Comprehensive] Daily life of the retired savior

"Thank you very much today, I was really busy just now." Dr. Xie Ye closed the door and thanked me in a low voice, and took out a bottle of "Daiginjo" from the low cabinet with his backhand, "Come on, come on, how much can you drink?" ?”

"I don't know. The alcohol content of ale is just that. The guardian does not allow me to drink too much. I don't seem to have touched it much except for the dishes cooked with wine."

She immediately became happy, and took out two beakers from the low cabinet, uncorked them and poured them in: "You can try it, it's best for a girl to know where her drinking limit is, so that she can know it even if she drinks outside. will suffer."

"Is that so?" I stared at the rising liquid level in the beaker for a moment, and finally thought that there are only me and Dr. Xie Ye in the infirmary, um...it's okay if they are all girls...then , try?

……

"And Xie Ye, Lixiang is still with you..."

"Well, she's here."

The black-haired young man who had finally fooled the report into his colleagues who abducted him pushed open the door of the infirmary and saw the orange-haired girl hugging the female doctor from the detective agency, who was also drinking a little too much, and Xie Ye still had a bag in her hand. Talking about the wine bottle.If it were two young women hugging each other with flushed cheeks, he might whistle a whistle to show respect or something, but now he simply doesn't know who to sympathize with, forget it, let's just sympathize with himself.

"Lixiang? Lixiang sauce?"

Unsurprisingly there was no response at all.

He walked a few steps closer, avoided the empty wine bottle thrown by Xie Ye, pushed away the empty beaker impatiently, grabbed the orange-haired girl by the nape of her neck, pulled her out, hugged her in his arms, turned and left.

The girl has a unique smell of medical drugs, and the weight is so light that one doubts whether she exists.

After muttering something with Dr. Yosano in the back, Dazai turned his head and smiled and continued to walk outside.Who is willing to hurt the treasure that the whole world cherishes, of course... find a way to take it back and treasure it...

"Kunikida-kun, I will send Lixiang back, and I will leave the follow-up report on Dun-kun's kidnapping to you."

The young man with yellow hair, who was fighting fiercely with the computer, pushed down his glasses. Thinking of the dated marriage certificate that the other party took out, he endured and endured and finally said: "Don't be too nonsense!"

"Goodbye~"

The person in her arms hummed in dissatisfaction because of her poor sleeping position, and the young man immediately helped her move her head, and the orange hair was rubbed into a mess.Dazai stuffed the man into his arms, and walked out contentedly, his steps were so light that he almost hummed.

When I opened my eyes the next day, I realized that something was wrong—the texture of the ceiling was different from what I had seen in the past few days.She was still wearing the bathrobe she changed before going to bed yesterday, and the large woolen scarf was neatly folded aside.

Hmm... The memory seemed to stop at last night and when he raised the beaker with Dr. Xie Ye, and he had no memory of what happened afterwards.

...Am I actually a pourer?

This information is very important and must be kept strictly confidential!

"Well……"

I covered my head and sat up in a daze. Could it be that this is Dr. Xie Ye’s house... Well, no, there is a black hair sitting opposite, with a towel on his head, holding a book in his hand, and he is reading carefully by the window .

It was no longer morning, and the sun was shining brightly.The literary man sitting by the window immersed in the sea of ​​books should have been a quiet and beautiful picture scroll, but looking at the book in this guy's hand - "Complete Suicide Manual"... the beauty disappeared in an instant.

"Why is Dazai-san here?"

Sitting up with one hand propped behind my back, the other hand rubbed my head that seemed to be filled with paste. The sun still hurt my eyes a little, I shrank back into the shadow: "Ah... just a glass, in the future, definitely, never again. , stop drinking..."

The sound of paper folding came from the opposite side, the young man stood up and went out, and came back soon, with a moist warm towel covering his face: "The medicine is on the table, Mrs. Aida delivered breakfast just now, although she seems to have misunderstood something, but Count on me to cook porridge... If Lixiang sauce doesn't want to die in love with me

Forget it. "

"Sacrifice for what? I don't seem to hear clearly?"

Believe it or not, I'm calling any heroic spirit to beat you to the ground right now? !

Or hands-on I don't really mind either.

"..." He smiled and pointed to the low table beside him. It was a special hangover medicine bought from a convenience store.

"Oh, thanks."

Grabbing the small brown medicine bottle, unscrewing the seal, pinching the nose and pouring it down, the completely indescribable taste was followed by a normal sight, and the paste in the head seemed to be no longer so full that it wanted to overflow...

"Where is this, Dazai-san?"

The young man took the towel I was covering my face and wiped it off, and through the half-opened sliding door, I could see another room on the opposite side, and the passage was connected to the small hall—it was definitely not the room of the tea restaurant.

"It's my house. You were drunk yesterday, and Dr. Yosano and Dr. Yosano are still on duty to observe the situation of Aton and Kyoka. It seems that it is not good to knock on the door in the middle of the night to scare Mr. Aida and Mrs. Aida, so I left them a message I'll bring you here to rest."

"Oh, that's it, I'm causing you trouble..."

I leaned on the floor and stood up wobbly. The clothes I wore yesterday are still the same as they are now. It seems that nothing happened: "I'll go back right away. I didn't have time to tell them yesterday that I was moving to the shrine... "

"Huh? Mrs. Aida specially cooked red bean porridge and brought it over. Are you sure you want to face her now?"

Dazai also stood up, feeling an inexplicable pressure because of his height.I raised my head and squinted my eyes to look at him, and suddenly my eyes widened in surprise—"Mr. Dazai, please stand up straighter!"

"?" The person opposite put away his smile and stood up straight.

I took a step towards him and swayed around: "Hey! I seem to have grown a little taller!"

It's only been a few days since you came to Yokohama, just a little over a week?However, the angle of sight still shifted, with a height difference of about one to two centimeters.

It's a pity that Mr. Dazai doesn't have any measuring tools related to scales at home. Apart from hemp rope of unknown use, there are only a lot of canned crab meat and cider.After I was pushed into the bathroom by him to wash, I stuffed a bowl of red bean porridge into it. I didn't change my clothes, so I wrapped myself in a big scarf and stepped on wooden clogs and went back to the detective agency... I asked Dr. Xie Ye for a full-body examination.

"I don't know how the attendants of the clock tower take care of my body. It shouldn't be formalin, otherwise something would have gone wrong. But the height and weight have hardly changed in the past few years... I thought there was no hope in this life It's over."

Mr. Dazai was kicked out to exchange information with Adun, and there was no need to hide anything from the same "unscientific" doctor lady. I honestly explained my past illness (injury) history, and raised my hand with Dr. Yosano. Head: "Okay, I think you will never have this kind of encounter again in the future. It is a good thing to be able to grow taller to prove that the body's functions have recovered. Pay attention to nutrition and rest, and exercise properly. Other than that..." She got up from the He brought me a bottle of calcium tablets from the cabinet, "While it is still possible, being fat is only temporary, and being short is a lifetime."

I didn't want to ask why there were calcium tablets here, so I took the plastic bottle and thanked her, then I went downstairs and returned to the tea restaurant, and Mrs. Aida hugged her blushing face, "Xiao Lixiang is back?" Zhong rushed into the bedroom to hide under the quilt and called Hong A: [Weimiya Mama, I've grown taller!Now there are 1.5 meters and [-]! 】

Immediately there was a sound of joy on the other end of the phone, of course, mixed with Da Vinci's "Send me the monitoring data of the Master's physical condition", and more "Congratulations" from different voices.

【thank you all.The doctor here said that it is a symbol of the recovery of body functions, and it will probably be completely cured soon. 】

There was a collective silence on the phone for a moment, and the voice of Red A came over: [We all know, don't worry, the data monitored by Sheba is not abnormal, you still have time. 】

[Understood, everyone has worked hard!If only I can shoulder this responsibility, I will be obliged to do so. 】

After hanging up the phone, I stretched my waist, and I happily retracted into my bed and rolled around - the city of Yokohama is really friendly to me.

, Is it some kind of luck?

After rolling around for a while, I got up and changed clothes. I don’t need a battle suit now, and it’s summer again, so I took out an ordinary dress and put it on.

"Mrs. Aida, what can I do for you?"

I ran to the tea restaurant in front of me "dongdongdongdong", Mrs. Aida was stunned for a moment and sighed softly: "Hey, why don't you take a rest for a while..." She didn't say anything later, and gently pulled me into the cashier behind the bar , "You just stand here and have lunch together later."

"Ah! Mrs. Aida, Mr. Dazai helped me find a house, and I will move there in a few days, so Emiya and the others will have a place to live when they come."

I jingled the calculator, and told Mrs. Aida about this with trepidation, for fear that she would turn red eyes and say she couldn't bear me, but said, "Ah, young people are really strong in action, go ahead, don't work too hard~ think Come to play and come back in the afternoon."

After speaking, Mrs. Aida was smiling all over her face, stomping small steps and ran to the back kitchen, filled with the atmosphere of an upcoming wedding at home...

Hmm...I always feel that something is not right, what is not right?

In any case, my life has finally returned to calm. The next thing I need to do is to draw a summoning array and invite the heroic spirits to come over—leave me alone like this for more than a week, and I have probably reached the limit. It's best not to continue-but I never expected that this peace only lasted for two weeks.

Two weeks later, in the early morning, after getting up early and completing the physical rehabilitation exercises, I came to the tea restaurant for breakfast. I was stunned to see a helicopter suddenly descend from the sky outside the floor-to-ceiling windows...

The rapid wind speed even brought stones from the roadside and smashed them on the window glass. If it weren't for the high quality of the glass, all the people sitting by the window would have to be sent to the hospital.

What the hell is this?

"Mr. Aida, Mr. Aida, is this common?"

The old man frowned and shook his head: "No one would do this, probably those foreigners with extraterritorial rights." Ah, I see, Yokohama is a free port, and there are even foreign military bases stationed here. It is probably not surprising that citizens are being bullied.

Mrs. Aida quickly called the police and called the police. However, the reaction of the military police was very disappointing. After asking for the address and the description of the visitor, the other party began to hesitate, and finally said very reluctantly that the public could only temporarily avoid it. Well, these foreigners have complex identities, and even if they commit crimes, they are protected by diplomatic regulations. To put it simply, it is useless to get injured by themselves.

Probably thinking of the recent news about female high school students being raped by the garrison, she put down the phone and pushed me into the back kitchen: "It's okay, the detectives upstairs will drive these people away soon, Lixiang, you first Go in and don't come out."

If I hadn't finished drawing the seal formation, I would be able to copy the table and shoot it now...

I turned around and ran back to the bedroom to take out the mustache that Laiguang’s mother lent me for self-defense. The sharp Demon Slaying Knife was still shining brightly.

Ma Zai was stabbed in the corner by me with a knife, and soon he put his head in his hands and babbled for a while, leaking all the information about his family, and immediately regained his spirits when he heard footsteps coming from the hall.I looked back and saw a blond man with dollar bills all over his body staring at the mustache in my hand with interest: "How much is it for?"

"..."

The ellipsis is because I don't bother to scold this idiot. If you ask a person who uses a knife how much the knife sells for, why don't you ask how much his life is worth!

There are a lot of younger brothers behind this guy. With the idea of ​​winning the battle and entering the ward, I cut off a corner of the helicopter landing gear with a cold snort and left without saying a word.A normal samurai sword is of course impossible to compete with the metal material of the helicopter, but this is handed to me by Laiguang's mother. Naturally, it is different from those national treasures in the museum. Not to mention cutting off the helicopter, even the horn of the Chimera Can take a bite.

The Americans outside were obviously annoyed by me, threatened me and made gestures. I guess he meant to buy this tea restaurant and make me unemployed.

Heh, I'm the boss, so it's up to me whether to sell or not?Come again, BB doesn't even let you touch the door, if you have the ability

Go right in through the window!

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