[Comprehensive] Daily life of the retired savior

"Crack-squeak-"

The vermilion mottled wooden door was hesitantly pushed open a gap, and a somewhat short figure with orange hair on his head sneaked around to peek inside, making sure there was no ambush before sneaking in sideways.When the black shadow had completely entered the shrine, a person with a much higher altitude followed behind and followed the black shadow in front with a sneaky look.

Both of them got into the shrine, and the black shadow behind him turned and closed the wooden door. The old god was watching the man in front of him slam left and right, holding on to the object knocked down by him to avoid making any noise, holding back his smile Made some small "squeaky" noises.

"Shhh! Keep your voice down, be quiet~ ah!"

I turned around and gave Dazai a look, and he nodded with a serious face, as if we were not walking into our own shrine but some dangerous research institution that needed to be sneaked into—the kind that would be sliced ​​if caught.

I walked a few steps forward and entered the courtyard. In the fruit and vegetable field, green leaf lettuces, radishes and small tomatoes are also growing well, and the sound of their growth can almost be heard.Dazai suddenly raised his legs, jumped over the fence and jumped into my fruit and vegetable patch. He squatted in front of the lettuce and muttered something. I got closer and found that he was sarcastically speaking to a slug on the leaf that was stealing food.

——I never knew Osamu Dazai could have such a rich vocabulary of emotions and descriptions. If he hadn’t been mixed up, I think he would probably be able to become a literary giant...

The premise is not to be beaten to death by my friend Nakahara, who has been living in the dialogue and memory.

"Leave that poor slug alone, I remember a nest of hedgehogs eating this thing in the east corner. At least give it a good time, and don't continue to torture it with mental torture."

Dazai tore off the vegetable leaf attached to the slug with two fingers, pinched it and shook it back and forth. If the slug could talk, it would definitely yell at him by now.He tilted his head and lifted the vegetable leaves to the side of his face and looked at me with dissatisfaction: "Why is Miyin sauce so gentle to slugs but always so fierce to others?"

"...So what did this mollusc provoke you?"

"I just don't like the way it looks at me!"

"You turn the slug's eyes out for me! How do you know the slug is looking at you if you don't look at the slug!"

"You're killing me again!"

"You're looking for a fight!"

"Hey—"

"..." I rolled up my sleeves to let this guy understand how the Demon God Pillar fell, when Xueyin's blank voice suddenly came from the direction of the room: "That...Senior Miyin, you..."

Dazai immediately shook off the vegetable leaves in his hands, stood up straight and raised his paws to greet Xue Yin: "Yo~ Isn't this cute?"

The little boy rubbed his eyes with a dazed expression, carefully looked at the person standing in the fruit and vegetable field, then rolled his eyes and fell straight back—"Xueyin! What's wrong with you!"

Fortunately, Yato came out of the room when he heard the voice and just caught him. Dazai walked up to him with a smile and pushed me to Yato, picked up Xueyin and walked towards his room: "I think my brother must have a lot to say. Talk to Mi Yin, I happen to have something to discuss with O Doudou, so~"

Yetou and I watched Xueyin being dragged into the room with a face full of lovelessness, and looked at each other for a while. Yetou pointed to the verandah floor: "Sit down, I really should tell you something."

I looked at Xueyin's room worriedly, and after confirming that I didn't hear any beatings or reprimands or other strange voices, I sat down in the direction Yato pointed: "What's wrong?"

"There is something about Fujisaki about you. I think it would be better to let you know."

He was sitting across from me, looking really serious right now.

"I found you by chance on the streets of Fukuoka City. During that time, Fukuoka's wind caves were very frequent, and a large number of monsters gathered in the neighborhood not far away. At the time, I was just passing by by chance and was entangled by a monster. I didn't have a magic weapon at hand. Bumping around... You know what happened next, but when the contract was concluded, your past was blank for a year, and I couldn't see it."

"Under normal circumstances, I will know your real name and cause of death, and keep these secrets—this is the so-called 'secret of the gods', and it is also the greatest weakness of all artifacts."

"The reason why Fei was able to kill other artifacts in an extremely despicable way is that she is also a person who recalls everything..."

"When it comes to this matter, I have to talk about Fujisaki. In fact, he is only Fujisaki now. None of us know his real name. From the beginning to the end, we are only allowed to call him 'Father-sama'. Father-sama is a human being. In other words, he is attached to the human body, and even if this body dies, it will be replaced by another person. I don’t know whether the human being attached to him has died and been replaced or is still living in symbiosis, probably only Scarecrow I just figured it out. Anyway, when I was born, Fei was already my father’s artifact, and later she obeyed to become my artifact, that is, Nora. For a long time, we are partners, there is no good or evil, no distinction between good and bad, Only relying on instinct to 'play' with Father's orders, that kind of play is nothing but meaningless killing, and it took me a long time to understand that it was wrong."

"Later, I left my father to go out alone, but I was still controlled by him every once in a while and ordered to do some murder commissions. This kind of commission has allowed me to be thanked by human beings to survive until now... But I really, really don't want to do this again Something happened."

"Even if I am grateful, there is still an indelible fear in the dilated pupils of human beings when they are killed. I don't want to be feared, I want to be popular, I want to be loved, I want to be in anticipation like those gods of good fortune Dian Dian... But I don't know what to do. Miyin, you are my blessing vessel and my beacon, although we will be separated in the near future, please tell me, what should I do?"

I guess Yato has used all his seriousness this year, and even the sitting posture is rarely standard once.

"Yato, you are a respectable and powerful warrior, there is no doubt about it." I looked into his eyes and said every word seriously: "Did you see Dazai just now? That guy can be said to be a born criminal, Good and evil don't matter to him at all, his overly shrewd mind makes him feel that the world is boring, and under all the boredom, he always wants to end his suffering in this world without pain."

"Choose ten people randomly on the street to be a jury, and there will probably be nine and a half people who think he should be sentenced to death...Those too strong smells of blood and darkness. But Yato, such a person will be as deep as hell. The guy who fell so deep, he voluntarily left everything in the past just for his friends, including the people who raised him. Do you think Dazai can become a good person? Even if his essence is still black to a mess."

My god-lord lowered his eyelids and nodded: "I see that this man's sins are gradually lessening, and he can do it."

"Yeah, such a man whose blood is almost black can do it, why can't you? What matters is not our talent, but our choice. Of course, if the talent can be applied to the chosen path, it will be better. Well, if you want to, you can be whoever you want to be."

I took out a candy from my pocket and pushed it in front of him. From Yato's eyes, I saw that I was smiling.

"I really, can?"

"You can, I'm sure. You are the god master of my Fujimaru Tachika. I am not only your artifact, but also your believer."

"Wow—oh! Mi Yin, you are so kind! Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo I haven’t taken you to see the cherry tree yet, and our shrine hasn’t held a summer festival yet, woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!”

He cried and rushed forward, tears streaming from his beautiful blue eyes and streaking across his face.

I reached out and hugged Yato and patted him on the back: "We will all get better and better. I look forward to the day when you hold an autograph session for believers. Don't forget to call me back to set up the venue and serve tea and water for you." ah!"

"Yeah!" He nodded his head fiercely and agreed.

That night, Yato and I sat on the porch and chatted until the sun was bright.

Who went to the convenience store to buy food, and was forced to have a "heart-to-heart talk" with Dazai, Yukine opened the sliding door with swollen eyes and rushed to the kitchen with determination...

I:"……?"

Yato: "...?"

"What happened to Xueyin?"

Turning to ask Dazai who was leaning against the door frame with a meaningful smile on his face, he touched his chin: "This kid is pretty good, I'm very optimistic about it!"

I always feel that being favored by this guy means that there will never be peace. I secretly sympathized with Xueyin for three seconds. Half an hour later, the little boy reappeared with breakfast for four people, and his every move was as if he had been trained as a deacon. , Seeing Yato opened his mouth wide, he didn't know how to feel.

"Yato, Miyin-senpai, Dazai-san, please have breakfast."

"Wait! Why am I the only one who doesn't use honorifics? I'm your lord, Xueyin, remember to call Aluki!" Yato jumped up and rubbed Xueyin's head loudly, and Xueyin kicked him immediately He kicked back and said, "Because you are the only one in this family who is eating white rice, you good-for-nothing god! You who only eat soft rice! Get up and go out for me to pick up the commission, or get rid of the monsters wandering around in the streets and alleys!"

"I said, what did you do to Xueyin?"

I leaned close to Dazai and whispered to him, the black-haired boy turned his head and smiled mysteriously: "This is a secret between men, Mi Yin-chan wants to know?"

"It's very easy, as long as it's Miyin-chan, just sign your name on this position on this piece of paper, but you need to sign the name of the citizen's information, come here, 'Fujimaru Tachika'~"

"..."

"Get out! This is obviously a blank marriage certificate, you bastard!"

"What's the matter! In this way, whether it's Mi Yin-chan or Lixiang-chan, you can rest assured to leave troublesome things to me~ For example, some strange Shura fields."

The baby voice and baby-like voice reappeared in the world, and I suddenly felt a chill behind me...

——Chaldea is a huge and bottomless Shura field!

Thinking about all kinds of strange human-shaped objects that would appear on the bed or at the door of the room inexplicably every night, at this moment, I was super excited by Dazai's proposal!