[Comprehensive] Daily life of the retired savior

I didn't expect that Yato's appearance can be deceiving when he is serious. This is my first impression.

Immediately afterwards, I kept wondering in my mind what time had done to him. Why did a god who looked normal turn into a psychopath?

The front door opened, and inside was the living room flickering with candlelight. Alice was sitting in the main seat, and Mr. Mori welcomed Yato's arrival with his arms propped on the chair behind her.

"I don't know how to call the person in front of me?"

"Come back, Miyin."

He let go of my hand, and I changed back from the shape of a knife, holding a little red umbrella and floating in the air with my feet off the ground-this really looks very surreal, if you don’t see it with your own eyes, no one can believe a knife and a person is the same existence.

Hmm... Actually, I really like this state, it surpasses the height of everyone present, ahem.

Answering other people's questions is the job of the retainers.Yato, an old man, still pays attention to traditional etiquette, so I fell from the sky and took two steps forward to introduce my lord.I always feel that Mr. Mori's attitude towards me is a bit better than before, he waved his hand at me with a smile that can almost be described as "kind", "It's a pleasure to meet you, Ms. Oda~ "

"Long time no see, Mr. Mori, and Alice."

"Long time no see Miyin-chan~"

Little Alice rushed over and hugged me and asked me to play with her. I turned to look at Yato to ask for his opinion. Yato glanced at the little blonde girl and then nodded to me: "Go, don't be rude. .”

"Yes."

Then I was classified as Alice's kind, and the two of them sat a little further away to drink tea and eat snacks...

e... This treatment, thinking about it, is actually much better than being treated as an individual.

So... am I not a human anymore?

Yato looked at the orange-haired girl who was happily participating in the tea party sitting in the distance, and after making sure that the owner's weapon would not harm her, she calmly sat down: "So, what's the matter?"

That's right, everyone here, except Nakahara Chuya, who is half-human and half-god, is an "ordinary" human being, and is at the lower end of the chain of contempt. Yato's unceremonious appearance is the right choice—after all, even if He is indeed a real god without a name or distinction, and no one knows that he is a black household...

"Well, there is nothing special, but I like your lady very much, can I invite her to play with Alice-chan? You know, as a supernatural life form, Alice-chan has never had many friends , Ms. Oda is a rare person who can communicate with her."

Yato successfully maintained his "hidden" image of a master by virtue of his outstanding performance when he appeared on the stage. Mr. Mori hesitated for about three seconds, and finally decided to do nothing.

He just wanted to confirm whether the strange existence that suddenly appeared on the site, Yato, was harmful, and immediately decided to maintain the status quo after judging that the other party was not easy to mess with but would not start disputes—I don’t know why, at least this gentleman’s The supernatural power once showed kindness to himself (he did not hesitate to perjure himself at the critical moment), and it is not wise to rashly fight against such a fierce figure. In the end, the two young cadres he personally promoted by his side seemed to be the same as the strange man. Miss Nengti has a lot of friendship... This is very embarrassing, I didn't expect this young man who can't tell his age is really good at playing, this is probably a beauty trick?

There is almost no cost to sending the supernatural body directly. If Alice sauce can also exist in two forms, it is so useful... Forget it, let her keep the appearance of a young girl, as the Hong Kong black boss, he still has to face ...

What?You ask why Dazai can contact that Miss Oda?Hmm... It probably has something to do with the Taidao in the man's hand.Even as a leader of Hong Kong gangsters, such a beautiful sword was only seen in museums in the early years. It is not surprising that a Taidao so magnificent is said to be Fu Sangshen.

The orange-haired girl sat in the cute snack room, her cuteness tripled in an instant. Although her age was beyond his defensive range, he could barely see her as cute as Alice-chan.

The supernatural being who made her appear was regarded as a half-homme—referred to as the two senior members of the girl club...?

Very good, there are similar hobbies, and there is no conflict of interest. Although there is no possibility of wining over, there is no need to turn against each other.

Mori Ogai, who is rational and always looking for the best solution, will not use his strength in extra places. Even if this guest has something that cannot be judged by common sense, the answer will naturally come to light after getting along for a while.Yokohama is only this small in size, and everyone can see it without looking up, and who can pretend for a lifetime.

He is not in a hurry, he can wait for the war between the underworld to end before thinking about it slowly.

So the dinner ended in harmony. In fact, the "parents" of the two sides didn't eat anything, just... one side maintained a really big smile and continued to evaluate, while the other side didn't like to use Western tableware and didn't want to show timidity, so the heart bleeds and pretended to be deep .

Yedou sat with his eyes blank until the end. He was so familiar with the darkness and blood that overflowed from the middle-aged man opposite him that he couldn't lift his spirits up at all.Well, there will always be several such characters on the entrustment list given to him by someone. The purpose of violence may be different, but the cruelty of their means is always the same.Facing such a person, it is difficult for him not to recall those commissions that he doesn't like. When he recalls those commissions, he can't help releasing more hostility. After all, he seems to have a profound face and successfully bluffs everyone. people……

Yato: Blame me?

Mr. Mori unilaterally reached a coexistence consensus with Yato and let Alice play to the fullest before arranging for someone to send us away. Dazai and Nakaya stayed by his side and did not come out.

As soon as Yedou walked out of the Hong Kong-Hei Building, he began to complain to me about the troubles of the Western-style life: knives and forks, etiquette, all awkward and uncomfortable.

It made me drowsy and hiccupped - I ate a bit too much cake, and it was over.

"Okay Yato, I'm a little sick."

Yato immediately lost his mind and turned into a black and white line draft: "Why are you so harsh on me suddenly... you actually said I was disgusting?"

I turned my head to the side of the road and retched for a while: "Ugh! Sorry, I didn't mean you, I ate too much strawberry cake just now, it's so greasy and uncomfortable!"

"Hey! Miyin, are you okay!" He was taken aback, he had never seen an artifact eat so much that he felt nauseous, "Really, I don't know why you like strawberry cake so much, you even eat it Vomit?"

I walked a few steps forward and hugged the trash can by the side of the road, my stomach was churning, and I couldn't help but spit it out when my throat was sore.Strawberries, cream and fluffy chiffon cakes that were not digested at all were spit out and fell into the bottom of the bucket. After emptying my stomach, I felt a lot better. I took out a handkerchief and wiped my cold sweat and leaned against the wall: "Huh, it's okay, probably Are you reminding me that dinner should be lighter?"

He suddenly grabbed my right hand and pulled it up: "What is this?"

A bright red pattern suddenly appeared on the back of the right hand, not any word, and Yato was sure that it had nothing to do with the device inscription.The two of us stood in the alley and studied my paw carefully, but unfortunately we didn't figure out what it was until the bright red shield pattern disappeared completely.

"What on earth is this? Could it be the sequelae of becoming a wishing device?" Yetou scratched his hair and frowned and looked at me: "What's wrong?"

I scratched the back of my head with the same blank expression: "No, there is nothing more unbearable than being bitten by mosquitoes, and now there are no mosquitoes that will not think twice about trying to bite me..."

After looking at each other for a while, Yato threw away my paw and scratched his face: "You can call Zhaoma and ask Zhaoma, that guy is an old wisher, he probably has some clues."

Discussion for a long time did not discuss the reason, and finally we all chose to give up this topic.

After returning to the shrine, I got four days of rest, and the fifth day was another Sunday, and it was also the day I agreed with Boss Emiya to start working.Yato goes out to accept commissions, and I go to work, I think I can pay off the 100 million I borrowed from the boss in less than 500 years...

The geographical location of this red brick building is indeed a bit biased. To put it bluntly, it is called a quiet place in the middle of a bustle. To put it simply, there is not even a ghost... No, I am still there

, can't say there are no ghosts...

After changing into a black over-the-knee skirt and a white apron, I stood at the bar in a daze. Seeing that I was bored, Boss Emiya taught me to use a knife to carve flowers with radishes and cucumbers.His hands are very dexterous, and the flowers he carved are lifelike, and soaking them in water with a toothpick is like a work of art, and he is reluctant to eat it.In contrast to my work...well, roughly, it's the difference between a duck and a swan.

On the first day of work, the boss and I reached a personal-to-personal loan agreement, and the borrowed money was used to pay for the land sale of the shrine. As for the internal construction of the shrine, I had to find my own way.Fortunately, the shrine, the main hall is mostly the same, and Yato is not a particularly fussy god. At present, we mainly want to have a place to stay and then go to Takamahara to get a naturalization, so we just wait for the main house of the shrine to sign. It is enough to move out the things that are still useful to you through the contract.

All the jade, mirrors and knives that must be enshrined in the main hall can be thought of in other ways. As for the chief priestess... I discussed with Mr. Oda that we can make room for his adopted children and borrow them to serve as priests. Tell me about child labor, we gods are not law-abiding!

In fact, there was a small episode here. At the beginning, I only prepared the girl’s bedding and room. But when I called, Mr. Oda told me that besides Sakule, who was planning to adopt early in the morning, he later came back again and again. I picked up a few other orphans one after another. After thinking about it, I went through the adoption procedures together and raised them under my name. So there are five children, big and small, who will be sent to me as samples.

——So it’s better to think that you are herding a flock of sheep!

I have no choice but to temporarily go to a second-hand shop and buy two high and low beds and stuff them into the room for four young gentlemen who have never met before, and then arrange for Mr. Oda's only "daughter" to share the room with me. Barely accommodated all the children.Oda Sakunosuke said he must pay child support. We negotiated and agreed to charge half of his salary to pay for the rent and food for the five children. As for the tuition and other things, there is no good solution yet.

Let me say something quietly: The salary of Oda Sakunosuke is really not high!

One more thing to say quietly: It was Oda Sakunosuke who finally helped me with the fake identity. He just complained casually. The next day he gave me a file bag, opened it and looked at it, and there were all kinds of documents in it. From the birth certificate to the graduation certificate, it perfectly describes the life history of a 16-year-old girl named "Oda Yayin", which is so clean that no flaws can be found at all.

It really is... There is a specialization in the art industry!