[Comprehensive] Daily life of the retired savior

"So... the owner of this convenience store, the chaotic warehouse, the mafia who came in to buy things in the middle of the night, and Chuya, were all planned and instigated by you, Dazai. In order to confirm what I am..."

To be honest, I'm a little unhappy.

If Dazai really asked in person, I wouldn't deliberately hide it. If I was the only one who was programmed, maybe I wouldn't be so angry.But now, looking at the losses inside and outside the convenience store and thinking about the wages that are destined not to be paid tomorrow, I just want to hang him on the beam of the shrine.

Oh, and the unlucky Chuya who was "bound" by me.

Dazai tilted his head and smiled: "Because people want to find the answer by themselves~ Aren't puzzle games very interesting?"

I was so angry that I picked up the clogs and tried to hit them, but this guy dodged like a slippery fish: "Don't forget that I haven't fully forgiven yet!"

What else can I do, I can only wear the clogs back and smooth the corners of my skirt and pretend to be a lady... At this time, there is probably no other way but to escape from reality!

Ignoring the existence of Dazai, I remembered that my little friend was still lying on the ground.

"Central Plains Chuya!"

The undoing of the binding requires the caster to call out the victim's "real name", or wait a while, but I think it's better to save some face for Chuya, especially in front of Osamu Dazai.

The orange-haired boy immediately realized that the invisible force restraining him disappeared in an instant, and he quickly jumped up from the ground and raised his hat: "Mi... Mi Yin?"

"Ang, I'm sorry, I actually got you in trouble that day, no! It should be considered that we were all implicated by Yato, but I have to say this in a low voice. Don't look at that guy who seems to have a thick skin, but he is actually very sensitive and fragile in his heart. If you are careful, you will look at others with tears in your eyes, no one can bear it..."

A certain thick-skinned person with particularly long ears and a particularly sensitive heart heard me say this, and immediately squatted under the street lamp and drew circles, chanting something strange in his mouth, and Nakaya looked back at him as quickly as if he had been burned. look:

"I remember you were injured, are you okay? Umm...um... Long time no see. Also, the clothes look nice... Maybe it's like this!"

"...I'm sure it's not Mr. Mori's fault, Chuya, you really haven't changed at all!"

I looked at him and his head with what could be called "loving love", and Nakaya-kun is really as cute as ever!

"Huh! Huh? Hey! Can you stop staring at my hat when you say that!"

Zhong also noticed the teasing in my eyes, and raised his hand to cover his hat with a suspicious expression.

Of course I won't admit that I was careful to mock him, so I naturally tried to change the subject:

"Huh? But this hat looks really nice!"

So Zhongye, an honest boy, was led astray by me:

"This, so, am I thinking too much?"

"That's right! It's just that you think too much. It's definitely Fujisaki's fault that you haven't grown tall. Next time you see him, beat him up!"

I was very kind, and directly found a new step and a new blame man for him.

However, Chuya didn't seem to appreciate it, and his voice rose again, completely the same as when he was on Leibo Street:

"You bastard! Sure enough, that's what you mean!"

"Wait! You haven't changed much? Where did you come from to laugh at me!"

I decided not to tease him anymore, but to tell the truth, so that Dazai, who had been standing aside and listening with a smile on his face, would not make other provocative behaviors.

——"But it's normal that I don't grow up. I'm the sword of the gods. Have you ever seen a long sword with a sword? It's weird!"

"……so……"

"Ah, I died two and a half years before I met you. I'm sorry, I didn't tell you as a friend, probably because I don't think it's too important. Shouldn't it be too important?"

"Are you kidding? That's a supernatural ability, right? Let me tell you, don't be as bad as that mackerel, I'll get angry if I'm always being teased..."

"You're serious!?"

It seems that he remembered how hard he used to press me against the wall just now. If it was a normal living person, he would probably have a broken neck bone and go to hell to report.

"..."

I seem to hear the sound of his refreshment after shattering his three views, and the orange-haired boy in front of him looked at me with an indescribable look: "Hey, do you know who it is..."

"Ah~ Don't talk about such unsightly things at this time! Mi Yin-chan, how do you feel after death?"

Dazai covered Chuya's mouth with his hand, and asked a very mean question.

I rolled my eyes angrily and showed him: "It's boring after death, because you can't die again, so doing everything is boring. It would be nice if you didn't die, at least you can still feel some fear."

"...Is that so, it's too bad..." His whole body became gloomy, with a look of lovelessness: "Is there no other option?"

"Don't think about it, you'll go to hell for what you say, and it won't be too late to think about it after you get out of a thousand-eight-hundred-year prison." Yeto also came over, grabbed my collar and pulled me back: "Are you My blessing, stay away from other gods, even if you change jobs, you can't follow this kind of person, I'd rather you go to Tianmangong!"

Dazai is very good at focusing on key points Zhi: "Can I still change jobs?"

The desire to do something is simply materialized.

And Chuya was very dissatisfied with Yato's pronoun: "What is 'this kind of person'! Do you want to be beaten?"

"Mi Yin, your friend said he was going to beat me up!"

Yato shrank behind me and exposed half of his eyes provocatively. After the opponent threw a punch, he quickly moved away: "I can't hit~I can't hit~I can't hit~I can't hit~"

I was staggered by the childlike behavior of these two people, and there was a man standing next to him who was eager to watch the show... If I were Nakahara Chuya, I would definitely kill Yato God and Osamu Dazai today!

"The two of you, one from Aomori and one from Fukuoka, can you get together and not act Manzai!"

What crime did I do during my lifetime!

"In short, the convenience store was smashed by Chuya, and Chuya was wiped out by Dazai, so the blame is Dazai's fault, and Yato we withdraw. If the boss refuses to pay my salary, I will jump off the Ganghei Building tomorrow, every day, Skip until no one dares to come to work here...or just invite Xiaofu-sama, Yato and you two will sit here hand in hand and let Mr. Mori go bankrupt!"

The ultimate combination of a god of poverty and a god of misfortune, even Master Ebisu's presence cannot save the port mafia!

"Hey, Miyin, this is too cruel...Xiao Fu is the kind of poor god who can make an elephant run out of the refrigerator. If such a big club goes bankrupt, there will be social problems." Ye Dou acted like a little wife Whispering in my ear, I looked up at the black skyscraper not far away, and the name of the club - "Mori Club" was posted on the originally bare foyer.

...That is to say, although everyone understands what this place is for, it is indeed a normal business, registered as a business, and even a decent company that pays taxes according to regulations, and it is still named after Mr. Mori.

I:"……"

If we go bankrupt, probably not only Miss Bishamonten will not let me and Yato go, even Daikokuten, who is enshrined in the Hakone Shrine not far away, will come back from Hawaii and beat us both...

Lord of the Great Country, it was originally from the God of Misfortune, and it is even older. I don’t think so... I’m a little afraid of spiders... It’s sticky and disgusting after being chopped.

I didn't expect that Yatou was even more bachelor than me, so I thought of running back to my hometown: "Why don't we go back to Fukuoka, anyway, I'm used to being hunted down by Bishamonten, aren't you a disciple of that guy Zhaoma, let him give it to you Won't we be able to escape by tipping off?"

"Don't use Mr. Zhaoma to do such a thing! As far as character is concerned, Yato, do you still have integrity?"

"Our gods don't need moral integrity!"

"Sine!

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Dazai gave Nakaya, who had already been hit to petrification, an elbow: "Ah! This convenience store was originally opened by a subordinate's family in Hong Kong, and the loss will be counted on Nakaya's side. Don't worry, Mi Yin, absolutely! Yes! We won’t lose our wages, we are all decent civilized people, and we would never do such a thing as arrears of wages! Say something, slug.”

Chuuye pushed him away with disgust on his face: "Go away and die mackerel, don't touch me!" Then he looked at the messy convenience store and the pit under our feet, "Well, Miyin, I will go find this People made it clear. And if you want to work part-time, I have a lot of normal jobs here, thanks to a guy who is always lazy, I am almost buried under the papers."

"...I don't want to know what your so-called 'normal work' is. If you want to work part-time, I have already contacted him. I met an acquaintance in Fukuoka. The boss is very nice. Thank you, Chuya, from Hong Kong It is impossible for me to accept the job, and I rejected Mr. Sen two years ago."

"Two years ago?" Ye Dou turned pale with shock, "So someone pried my corner so long ago!"

I turned around and glared at him: "According to your time, we've only known each other for half a year, okay! It's just an accident!"

"So... I remember you said that you accidentally became a testament witness..." Chuya suddenly realized, and suddenly pointed at Dazai and made a voice as if he was being strangled, "Could it be that time!"

"Yes, yes, Mi Yin-chan and I have known each other for a long time. After all, she is my heartless girlfriend who left without saying goodbye. We used to live together and made vows to each other, right, Mi Yin-chan~"

"Living together?" This time, the person covering his face and screaming like a groundhog was replaced by Yato: "Miyin! I forbid you to associate with this kind of jobless and frivolous kid! Look at his appearance, he is obviously a liar Guy who lives with women, you are still young, after a few hundred years, you will understand that you really can't just look at the face when you are in love!"

"Oh, brother, you can't say that. Others are mafia cadres anyway. How can you say they are jobless? And I only have Miyin in my heart, and I never talk to other women..."

"You bastard, do you need me to make a list of the women who cried for you for Mi Yin to see?"

"Hmph~ This kind of thing... please don't do it!!!"

I:"……"

This world should be destroyed, tomorrow doesn’t have to come, the melon-eaters in the distance are already looking at me with the expression of looking at a martyr.Although they shouldn't be able to hear the conversation here, this strange atmosphere will probably always make people imagine...

The way of heaven is reincarnation, today it's my turn to be murdered...

I have no other feelings except tiredness!