[Comprehensive] Daily life of the retired savior

"Hey hey hey hey hey! Now that you've regained your energy, go back, it's already late."

It was really late, and except for a few sporadic tourists, only the two of us were still walking around the pier.If you don't want to wait for Mr. Mori to invite you to drink tea and eat supper, you'd better leave now.Although Mr. Mori's invitation should be within the scope of the normal "invitation" description, I think it's better not to let Matthew get in touch with him...even if he is still a doctor with good medical skills.

I always feel that Mr. Sen will encounter some justice!

"Ah... ran away quickly like a frightened deer, Dazai-kun." The middle-aged man sitting on the main seat smiled playfully, "It's like a fog on the sea, and like a clear stream, Mi Yin Miss is really a contradictory and mysterious girl."

"There is no record of the past, it seems to appear in the world out of thin air, things that even our port mafia can't track down, don't exist in this world. Although she is on our side for some unknown reason, it is beyond our control The key factor always makes people feel uneasy, don't you think?"

Osamu Dazai sat on the chair like a naughty boy, with his legs drooping, nonchalantly pinching the head of a jellyfish that he got from nowhere with one hand, and the other hand trying to kill the messy tentacles. The group poked it, and the slender fingers immediately became red, swollen and painful. He threw the jellyfish back into the sea and curled his lips: "What? What did you say? I didn't listen just now."

"Well... I'm asking you when you can take Miss Mi Yin back to Hong Kong and Hei, another witness of the will is wandering outside every day, even I would be worried." The black-haired man tilted his head and joked, " In addition, this small jellyfish only causes pain and is not fatal."

The black-haired boy who felt as if he had been complained about: "Huh? Mr. Sen, did you get hit on the head by something just now?"

"You really know how to joke, Dazai-kun. Today is a happy day, let's not talk about those unpleasant things... Do you want Pikachu chocolate?" The doctor raised his eyebrows lightly, and looked at him amusedly as he turned around in anger Turning his back to himself, he moved another piece of strawberry cake and placed it in front of the young girl beside him: "Alice~ Please, show me that new dress when you get back~"

The bodyguard standing not far away crazily cursed: "dzz!"

Hong Kong black is hopeless!

Matthew and I took a ride back to the shrine. After seeing her sleeping soundly on Pikachu pillow and hugging the sea lion doll, I went back to the room to rest in peace.Before I could close my eyes, the phone made a strange ringing sound, I squinted my eyes and opened it to take a look... Well, I just wanted to ask how he managed to take the phone from my pocket - no one else would do such a thing except Osamu Dazai ,perhaps.

[Yeah, I'm here. Excuse me...] We spread out and pressed the answer button together, but the person on the other side didn't even give me a chance to finish their sentence.From what I know of this guy, the more innocent and cute his voice is, the more he's probably turning things upside down.

Sure enough, the voice on the phone was pure, naive and innocent, with a childish milky taste: [Miyin sauce, I really want to eat chocolate, I want to eat it now, you bring it to me~ I want that Pikachu shape The ~ Now!exist!At once!want! 】

￥￥￥...￥, did you do it on purpose?It must be on purpose, I only started acting as a demon when I got back to the shrine.Couldn't we have said it sooner?

【ah?Where can I buy handmade chocolate now! ] I patiently tried to reason with Osamu Dazai, and immediately realized that this was perhaps my biggest mistake today: 【I just want it!If you can't eat it, you will probably die...]

Thinking of his jaw-dropping hobbies... I have to say, I still hesitated.

Everyone knows the story of the wolf coming, and the current Dazai Osamu is like that brazen boy who wasted people's trust with unscrupulous malicious intent.If one day even I become the person who receives his distress call and congratulates him on his successful suicide—what a sad and terrifying picture, maybe at that time he will really die of despair.

Forget it, the stray cat I provoked has to be raised even when kneeling.

【...Okay, let me think about it...】

【Eh?Didn't he just refuse? 】

Um?What do you mean?Are you teasing me?

I jumped back and forth between hanging up the phone and ignoring him, and hanging up the phone and throwing away the phone, and finally squeezed out a sentence: [Where are you? 】

Forget it, besides the 24-hour convenience store, there is no place to buy food at this point, Pikachu-shaped chocolate... Fortunately, Pikachu's appearance is not too complicated.

【you guess? 】

The sound of surging tides suddenly appeared in the background of the phone. I felt that if I couldn’t guess or said it was too late and didn’t want to go out tomorrow, the police would come to claim a certain corpse... I could only resign myself to my fate, put on my shoes and walk out of the shrine — to buy a damned chocolate!

[Well, no matter where you are, keep your phone on and don't hang up, I'll be right there. 】

Thanks to Yato for making me an artifact, and even more thanks to him for giving me a fairly high authority to act alone.

I jumped on the streetlight and stepped on the wires all the way. I found the nearest convenience store and went in and chose a piece of flat chocolate as quickly as possible. The dozing clerk would probably be surprised the next day to encounter an invisible customer. , anyway, I have paid in full, so don't worry about the rest!

【Are you still listening? ] Out of breath confirming the signal, the person on the phone chuckled softly: [I will always listen to what Miyin-chan says~]

【Okay, don't stand in a place that is too narrow...】

I closed my eyes, and the karma I had established was like a road sign pointing me in the direction of numerous electronic signals.Quickly heading in the direction indicated by the signpost, I found Osamu Dazai on a reef surrounded by high tide seawater with open arms to welcome the waves.

"Hey! I told you to keep a place to stay! Almost fell into the sea, you bastard!"

I glared at him angrily, and under the cover of night, I jumped to the water beside him, grabbed the boy's collar and retreated to the safe breakwater.He is really light, probably lighter than me alive, I really don't want to know this sad fact!

"Here! Chocolate, in the shape of Pikachu, go home after eating, brush your teeth and go to bed, master!" I handed him the "Pikachu" that was broken by hand on the road, and I maliciously pulled his fluffy black hair to vent my anger: "Really, Even if you guess something, don’t use this method to verify it. What if the guess is wrong? What if I don’t come here for other reasons? What if the tide rises ahead of time before I arrive?”

"That's how it ends."

The young man's eyes were deep: "It was just a guess like a prank, but I didn't expect to encounter the worst result. I might be happier if I guessed wrong."

"Mi Yin, you... No, don't say anything! Don't tell me anything! It's a supernatural power, right? A special supernatural power, you are the only exception, and it's different from everyone else. Tell me that's it, okay? Okay?" He looked gloomy against his messy hair, his face was expressionless, but let me see the overflowing tears hidden in the depths of his pupils.

I am so touched that there are people who would be saddened by my death.

If only elderflowers bloomed on the tombstone, your tears would make the night less dreary for me.

"...Okay. If it makes your life easier, so be it."

Ah... the vest fell off.

Although I didn't deliberately hide it, but I was able to confirm it so quickly - Osamu Dazai is really too smart.

He stared blankly at the chubby Pikachu who was stuffed into my hand and was out of shape. The weather was hot, and I ran all the way to find him, and the chocolate was a little soft and deformed. Anything of value will disappear the moment you get it..."

I didn't give him a chance to continue to immerse himself in sadness, and I pinched that ugly Pikachu into his mouth, which still wanted to continue to sigh: "What smell?"

"……bitter."

"And then? Is it slowly becoming sweeter? One leap is of course a one-hundredth of a thing, and the only people who will cry for you are those you don't want them to cry... Don't look at me so solemnly, I've already suffered

Enough is enough, I know that one day I will be forgotten and I will watch you all alone along the river of time, and I am the only one left in place.This kind of completely irreversible pain is really suffocating, okay, don't try to die, I've tried it for you, it's not fun at all! "

Really, my voice is hoarse and my eyes are moist for some reason, don't watch it anymore!I'm going to be angry if I look at it again!

A slightly damp sea smell mixed with the smell of disinfectant and wound ointment entered the nose. The slight warmth of the human body stained the side of my face through the fine-quality shirt soaked by the broken waves, and the slender fingers were blown cold by the sea breeze. Press on the side of the neck and slowly tighten...

"No, I won't forget Mi Yin, so don't disappear."

I muffled "Yeah": "Then let's talk about it, if you die, I will really disappear. Probably, you can't find that kind of disappearance in hell."

Another slightly cool hand hooked my little finger and shook it twice: "A liar will have to swallow a thousand needles, I am most afraid of pain, please rest assured."

The sound of motors roaring and exploding on the road by the sea, and the dazzling and chaotic light beams made me realize that there is something wrong with my current posture-it is obviously a serious scene of a horse falling, but how can I stick together? Boy, You are so proficient that you will be interviewed by the dean, okay?

No, I have to start over.

I always feel that I have been tricked by someone, probably since I didn't have the heart to kick someone directly off the approach.

It's a pity that the crazy midnight boys didn't give me a chance to use my brain.Strange screams, laughter, and the sound of tires rubbing against the ground whistling, lights gathered from the middle of the road, accompanied by strange mouth quirks and malicious whistles, I found that I was surrounded.

Why is there no word "we"? Because Osamu Dazai obviously does not accept the constraints of this kind of environmental factors, and even flaunted his arms around my waist and hugged him in his own direction.

Let me tell you, you are going to be beaten like this.