[Comprehensive] Daily life of the retired savior

Mash arrived in Yokohama on Wednesday, and the two of us spent a day nestling in a shrine on Thursday, doing nothing but lolling around with cats.It took me two days to evolve from a stranger I just met to a good friend who can talk about everything. This girl who is particularly prone to being persistent in certain places finally relaxed slowly and came up with various methods Groom and decorate the cat.

What surprised me the most was her stubborn belief that the cat named "Doctor" should like strawberry cake, which baffled me.

Um?Do cats like strawberry shortcake or do doctors like strawberry shortcake?

"Matthew, 'Doctor', he can't eat ordinary cakes. Excessive sugar and salt will cause a great burden on the cat's kidneys, which is not good for health."

I picked up the cat that hid in the corner and got a wet kiss. Matthew looked at me interacting with the pet with regret: "Is this so? I'm sorry..."

"It doesn't matter, many cat owners will ignore this point, just pay attention next time. Maybe in the future we can find a special pet shop and ask someone to make a cake that cats can eat for the doctor, so there will be no problem~"

"Yeah!" She nodded with a smile, and reached out to touch the hairy ears of the 'doctor', "I will pay attention, forgive me?"

The 'doctor' said a long "meow~", lying up straight with his paws up like a generous elder, and the courtyard was filled with cheerful laughter from the girls for a while.

Friday is the day when we make an appointment to go to the island paradise together. In the early morning, Matthew and I made thick egg yakiniku with milk for breakfast, although I probably, maybe, should... be able to grow a few centimeters in the next 100 years ... Well, there is still a dream, what if it comes true?

Before going out, I thought about the living habits of someone I agreed to go with, so I packed a few thick eggs in a box and took it with me. I took public transportation all the way to Kanazawa Hakkei Station, and then changed to SeaSideLine Station to Hakkei Island .

I got off the bus and walked a few steps to the entrance of the Island Paradise. I bought three tickets with lasagna tears and dragged Matthew to find a shady and conspicuous place to stand. Within 5 minutes, I saw the black-haired boy smiling from a distance. come over...

——Do you want to be so dedicated?It's really, really not hot to wear that black coat when you come out to play?

The only advantage of his doing this is probably that no one dares to walk around us. Unfortunately, there are not many tourists today.

"Oh, Mi Yin-chan~ I just skipped work from Mr. Mori, this is Ms. Matthew?" There was a light in the kite-colored eyes, and Matthew stood upright solemnly and introduced herself: "Matthew Gilead Wright!"

The air suddenly became awkward. Compared with Dazai Osamu's rough and unkempt hair and the frivolous temperament on his body, Mash's rigorous body formed a sharp contrast with him. It would be great if I wasn't the dividing line...

It can be foreseen that these two people can maintain the attitude of "turning a blind eye" to each other, which is the best state. Osamu Dazai...shouldn't really do anything to unrelated girls...right...?

Well, it doesn't matter, if he dares to bully Matthew, just throw him off the Ganghei Building again.

"No, Mash, relax. Boss Emiya wants you to come on vacation, not to go to the battlefield." I raised my hand and rubbed my forehead, "Come out and play, don't be so nervous. Do you like marine life?"

"Well... I'll try to like them as much as possible, senior!"

Does it look normal?

"Okay, it's okay, we can change to another attraction next week, and come here first today."

I casually stuffed the food bag I was carrying to Dazai Osamu who was standing aside with an unclear expression. He opened it and stretched out his hand to squeeze out a thick egg roast. He took a bite and his cheeks bulged: "Hmm! "

"good to eat!"

"Mash and I made this in the morning, I guess you're the only one who didn't eat breakfast."

He made a "wait a moment" gesture, moved to the side of the road, held the food box and took a small bite, and then wiped out all the thick egg burnt, wiped his hands and threw away the garbage with a surprised face: "Miyin sauce~ I'm starting to look forward to it." The crab feast will be in two months!"

I was too lazy to complain about his reluctance, so I nodded indiscriminately and led the two children through the security check into the amusement park—someone walked directly through the staff passage, and I thought the staff did it on purpose...Who wants to check the black hands? Is there any dangerous goods on the party? You can figure it out with your toes. Why do you have to embarrass the security equipment!

"Okay... When there is time, go to the marine animal show, visit the aquarium, then have lunch, and finally go to the playground. That's it!" Opened the notepad and took a look. The strategies copied from everywhere effectively saved my life. reliable image.

Bajing Island is an artificial island covering an area of ​​24 hectares. It is surrounded by sea water and green trees. A ginger mascot sea lion is erected in many places.

"Senior! Sea lion!"

Standing outside the gate, Mash behaved fairly normally, but after entering, she completely exposed her age.She threw herself on the doll's belly and refused to leave. In the end, I took countless photos of her from various angles to coax her to let go of the shivering mascot.

Up to five years old!Can't be more!

As for Dazai Osamu, whose eyes were wide open with a mysterious blush, he was trying to shove himself into another doll... Well, this one is only three years old.

"Okay, Matthew, we can go to the souvenir shop to buy one to take away later, let's let it go now." Holding Matthew with one hand and Dazai who still refused to let the staff go, I basically tried my best It took a lot of effort to bring them into the arena.

——Another minute later and you will be locked out!It's so dangerous, I'm so tired, why should I talk too much and invite someone...

Obviously I am a young and beautiful girl who is only 16 years old, why do I suddenly feel that I have become a mother who has to take the baby out to play on the day off? ? ?

There are three main types of marine animal performances, dolphins, whales and sea lions and seals.Well, it is also quite difficult for other marine creatures to be domesticated to the point where they can perform.

I can finally sit down and rest, anyway, the outside door will be temporarily closed when the performance starts, and no one can get out.

There are many children who are organized by the school to sit on the stool and watch the performance obediently. Mash and Osamu Dazai fit into it perfectly...except for the height.

After watching the performance, I took the commuter car with the Powerpuff Girls painted on it to the three independent main aquariums to start visiting... I don’t want to say what I have experienced, anyway, the battery of my mobile phone is in jeopardy, and so is my hair volume.

"Senior! Sunfish!"

"Senior! Jellyfish!"

"Senior! Moray!"

"senior!"

Me: "...Okay, okay, I saw Matthew, do you want to take a photo?"

Mash wanted to lie on the panoramic tunnel and never be separated from it, while Osamu Dazai stared at the oxygen supply equipment in the tunnel thoughtfully—"Wait! Don't look, you don't want to use it to commit suicide, right? It's broken If you don’t, it’s considered suicide, and everyone else is considered dead!!!”

Your focused eyes that want to make trouble make me panic!

"Hmm..." The black-haired boy hesitated for a moment, and he didn't seem to want to give up.

I think I can still work on it:

"Wait to the amusement park! I heard that there is a 360-degree roller coaster built on the water! Take a lap and you will definitely see the gate of Huangquan Hirazaka!"

"Um……"

After getting attention, Osamu Dazai hesitated and said a word: "But this crab is so big, it's so sad that you can only watch it but not eat it..."

Me: "..." This spider crab doesn't want to be eaten by you, thank you.

"Can I buy you a doll, it really can't be eaten!" Even if you are a gangster with Mr. Mori, you can't just eat other people's employees!

Sure enough, he stopped: "Crab doll?"

For the time being, I let go of half of my heart and went back to my stomach: "Yes, as long as there is a sale."

The black-haired boy who had been surrounded by other tourists pondered for a moment: "Deal!"

"Well... In fact, even if it breaks, no one will be killed. The length of the tunnel and the reaction speed of the staff determine that all the tourists will be rescued in the first time, so I just stared at the floating rays. Just in a daze."

Me: "...it's okay." Then I'm really sorry to disturb your elegant mood!

I originally planned to go to the restaurant to have lunch after the visit, but considering the two children around me, I decided to advance the plan to go to the souvenir shop a little earlier——Maxiu aside, at least for Osamu Dazai, it’s okay to have something in your hand As for doing things again.

I really didn't want to lighten the burden on myself, but to ensure the safety of innocent tourists...Mr. Sen should send me an extra bonus.

When we walked out of the souvenir shop, Matthew on the left was holding the sea lion mascot, Osamu Dazai was holding the red crab pillow on the right, and I was standing in the middle with an Epoxy keychain in my hand and my wallet in my heart.

"Senior! Where are you going next?"

Mash's cheeks were flushed, and I smiled and sighed: "Please sit with Dazai under the umbrella and rest, I'll go to line up to see if there is anything else to eat."

Considering her physical condition, it's better not to be too tired. The schedule in the morning is already a little tight. Anyway, it's okay to just stroll around in the amusement park or something.

"Okay senior! But you still sit in line with me..." I pushed her and stuffed her directly into the seat: "Help me watch Dazai, if you're happy, just take it as an order."

"Yes, senior! Absolutely complete your instructions!"

"Ah... I already said that I don't need to use honorifics, just sit down obediently, I'm going to line up."

Watching the orange-haired girl walk away briskly, Osamu Dazai, who had been hugging the crab pillow and exuding the aura of "too satisfied to move", tilted his head and smiled, "Senior is so cute... isn't it?"

"Yes! Senior is the best!"

Matthew seemed to have found a colleague, and her affection for the black-haired boy soared: "Senior, she is the person I look forward to the most. Brave, strong and gentle. No matter what kind of existence or bad situation you face..." She His eyes burned as if he remembered something: "As long as Senior is here, even hellish despair can be redeemed, at least I think so."

"Well……"

Although he didn't ask her real name, he managed to get enough information. He leaned on the pillow and turned his head to see the orange-haired girl walking over with a bento box, smiling and narrowing his eyes: "I'm looking forward to it."

Looking forward to a life that is no longer boring.

"What's wrong?" I laid out three bentos, all of which were filled with teriyaki chicken and vegetables.There's no way, it's already very late, and the restaurant is almost closed for rest, so don't be picky about what you eat.

In fact, it is not that there is no crab that Osamu Dazai has been thinking about all the time, but his state of "may be parasitized by monsters at any time" makes me very worried. If this "how about it after a while" method can make him less suicidal thoughts a few times, I also don't mind trying to find a way to make him feel more attached to the world.

Only death can make people understand how precious life is, but those who understand this preciousness will no longer have the chance to turn back.

This price is too heavy, too heavy for young people to bear.

I think Osamu Dazai may also understand the reason why I frequently avoid the topic of crab dinner on purpose. He pinches the tongs of the doll and folds it back and forth, enjoying it until I put the chopsticks into his hand: "Eat quickly! After eating, rest for a while Go to the amusement park." Cai picked and ate his late lunch with an indifferent smile.

The amusement park in the afternoon almost became Osamu Dazai's special session. This guy almost tied himself to the roller coaster and refused to get off with the idea that "maybe he will succeed in committing suicide due to some mechanical failure". With a livid face, he crawled out and hugged the plastic bag, unable to part with each other.

"It's so crazy, even if it's for the purpose of suicide, the pain is completely unbearable, it's comparable to torture... Ugh!"

I had no choice but to pass water and pat his back by the way.

In the end, we handed over the small fish we caught to the staff to fry and pack them in crispy boxes, and then we left Bajing Island with the spoils before the sky completely darkened.In fact, there are other recreational activities on the square, but Matthew couldn't hold on to his health. I was almost exhausted and Osamu Dazai had to rush back to continue working as a child laborer... So I asked him to say hello to Mr. Mori on my behalf, and together with Matthew I took the car back to the shrine the same way, and before we broke up, someone brought another crab feast, which was really enough.