[Comprehensive] Daily life of the retired savior

"Oh~ Mr. Mori, it seems that Ms. Oda knows a story that she shouldn't know, how about..."

The slender finger pulls the trigger and moves slowly.

"Stop! You guys have a guilty conscience and want to kill people!" Immediately, someone stopped me, Mr. Mori waved his hand lightly, the elder sister in red lowered her head to express her understanding, and the golden geisha appeared out of thin air, and gently pushed away the weight on my head. barrel.

Osamu Dazai immediately pulled the trigger to the end, and with a bang, the bullet grazed my forehead and embedded itself deep into the floor.

I personally thought that the expressiveness of bleeding from the forehead would be better, but weapons in this world can't cause damage to artifacts, that's pretty much what it means. Anyway, at this time, no one will pay attention to whether a prisoner's forehead is bleeding or not.

I took the time to let tears fill my eyes, trying to look terrified.

Mr. Mori, who was sitting opposite, felt that the foundation was almost done, and put down his hands with an impeccable smile on his face: "This is my doubt, Miss Oda. In order to make everyone feel at ease, please tell the truth about everything you have seen. In the name of the leader of Hong Kong gangsters, I guarantee that no one will hurt you here."

Oh, you people are too bad!The thief shouted, "Stop the thief" so sincerely, I was almost fooled by you!

I squeezed the script in my heart, nodded timidly and sobbed: "Okay, let me say, you promise that no one will bully me! Also! I want a beautiful big sister, and I don't want to see that bastard Dazai!"

"Ah, name me a concubine, what a lovely lady."

She walked over slowly, pushing away Osamu Dazai who was playing with the gun in his hand.Gently brushing the top of my head with a warm and fragrant jade hand, the big sister in red smiled softly: "Good girl, don't waste time, tell me what you see."

I nodded and swallowed my saliva: "I, I was hiding in the vent. Because there are people everywhere, if you want to steal information, you can only climb in from there. Then, then I looked in from the vent and saw someone A thin old man was lying on the bed, coughing and panting, looking very hard."

"Continue!" The person in the shadow couldn't wait, and there was an unconcealable joy in his voice.

I groaned and continued: "The old man is very uncomfortable and out of breath. Dr. Sen who is sitting over there is going to perform some surgery on him. I haven't been to school and I don't understand. The doctor said that the operation is risky, and the old man got angry , the panting became more and more severe. Later, the old man pointed to the table and said something, and the doctor performed an operation for him, probably an operation? I didn’t understand it, and then there was a lot of blood, so I was scared away. I really just want to steal some information about the oil depot..."

"Nothing else?!"

The people in the shadows obviously didn’t believe it, so I shouted over there with a teary voice: “No, I can’t make up something I haven’t seen, you can’t just arrest people as scapegoats just because you refuse to believe the facts… "

There was another gunshot, this time the golden geisha protected me, and the bullet was cut in half by the sharp knife and fell to the ground with a "jingle".Mr. Mori let out a "heh", and the room fell into a dead silence.

Um?Who fired the shot?Don't save any face for the new boss, tell you that your account is gone!

"Okay, okay, don't cry." The big sister in red touched my head again: "Good boy, good boy."

Mr. Mori laughed softly: "It seems that Ms. Oda has a deep resentment towards us, and she even wanted to mislead a few colleagues into thinking that I murdered the BOSS, but unfortunately... you can consult any doctor with medical ethics by yourself. It is the only way to save patients with severe asthma, but the physical condition of the BOSS...someone deliberately concealed the medical examination report left by the previous doctor, and the BOSS himself didn't know that he was not suitable for this operation. Of course, I only discovered this after the fact problem, so the most important thing at the moment is not to stay here to waste time, but to find out who deceived the former boss and made him make a wrong judgment."

"As for Ms. Oda, ah, after all, I have said something first, and no one in this room is allowed to harm her. Dazai-kun, I will leave it to you for the time being. Don't make our guests unhappy."

"Ah~ah~Mr. Mori will really find someone to work for. I don't want to play some love games with the little girl. Why don't you let sister Hongye watch her?" a back.

Mr. Mori looked like a nice gentleman coaxing the children: "That's a good question. Hongye-kun is our new cadre, and we don't have time to do this meaningful thing right now. As for Dazai-kun, please save your impression in the lady's heart." Doesn't it matter? We're the mafia, yes, but we're not assholes."

You are all film kings!

The black-haired boy left the gun on the table in front of Dr. Mori, walked over and picked up my collar and dragged me outside: "Be honest, I don't mind amputating your leg if you run around, Ms. Oda~ "

This is the sentence before taking revenge on me!Do you want to be so narrow-minded!I resentfully kicked him on the calf, and immediately received a blow on the back of the head in return.

"I'm not a gentleman who doesn't hit women. Next time, you won't want to know the result, understand?"

I silently withdrew my other foot that was halfway out, and soon the hallway was filled with yells of "bastard, pervert".

Well, today Oscar owes us four statuettes.

I was dragged by Osamu Dazai all the way to what seemed to be a treatment room, and walked into the doctor's office through the bed with hanging curtains. Huge medicine cabinets and glass test tubes were hung in disorder everywhere.He didn't let me go until he came to the French window, opened the window and rummaged around for something.I guessed that he was probably looking for hemostatic medicine or painkiller, so he fell into the hospital bed behind him, wrapped himself in a quilt and asked sullenly, "Don't look for it, when will I be able to leave?"

"Miyin-chan, you are not so naive, are you still thinking about leaving?" He stopped his movements and turned over to sit on the window sill, "Mr. Mori will not let people go."

I wrapped myself in the quilt and hummed: "Are you sure?"

"Mr. Sen, what choice will you make?"

If it were me, regardless of the moral and legal situation, I would definitely choose to abandon a witness, not only to verify the authenticity of the will, but also to take the opportunity to catch opponents hiding in the dark, and at the same time protect another person who is more valuable to me. a witness.

"If you don't leave, Mr. Mori won't make any choices." His mask-like expression was a bit flustered, and he didn't know if it was true or not: "Are you going, Mi Yin?"

"Hey, Dazai." I turned over and looked at the bewildered young man: "I don't like violence. Yes, I know that violence can solve many problems, even if it can't solve the problem, it can solve the person who raised the problem. That's it. No problem...but, I don't like it."

"You are my friend, and this will not change at any time. Let me go back to the shrine, and leave yourself a place where you can occasionally see other scenery and have a meal."

"Besides, you can't even go to the bathroom like a primary school student and you have to go hand in hand with your good friends! Can you be more mature, Hong Kong and Hong Kong and I keep a distance so that the boat of friendship between us can last forever."

"Friends can be different, you fool!"

"...Is it because of the person you are waiting for who should call?" His eyes were empty again, I sat up with a "tsk" and fumbled for the phone in my sleeve, and Osamu Dazai took out a very familiar little phone from his pocket. Dongxi clicked on the address book and scrolled down page by page: "Boss Emiya, Big Dog, Shuaishen, Dahei Papa, Goddess, Xueshen, Nobunaga, stupid Odoudou, civil servant, famous detective three people Everyone, and...Mr. Zhaoma? Is this person?"

"When did you take my phone away! Also, what's the matter with Mr. Zhaoma?! How can I not understand what you are talking about???" I suddenly found that Osamu Dazai and I didn't seem to be in the same place. Same server, so how did they get the same script and chat for so long?

"But Mi Yin, you are blushing~ Do you want me to make a call for help?" He hung his finger on the dial button, and I stared over with dead fish eyes: "It's up to you."

The big deal is to recruit Miss Bishamonten, and we will finish playing together!

There was a stalemate for about 10 minutes. Finally, he sighed and staggered his fingers to dial a series of numbers. The standard ringtone rang, and then he hung up the phone with my phone and threw it back: "I really can't do anything about you. The work of the shrine is limited." What's good?"

"You can fish without limit and be lazy, what do you think!" I took the phone and opened it to look at it. The three characters "Osamu Dazai" stayed in the name column quite well.

This guy didn't take the opportunity to make trouble, he always felt that there was a conspiracy!

"The shrine is so good?! Mistake!" Finally, he finally let go of the topic and turned his head to look out the window, "Okay, who is Mi Yin-chan? I give in, but..."

I immediately became alert: "But what?"

"Of course I'm asking for compensation~ If one party compromises and wants to reach an agreement, the other party must pay the same price, or else we'll start over from the beginning if the negotiation fails?" Don't make any other fools.

Stay in the mafia?I was afraid that my Dahei father, who was far away in Fukuoka, would come here and beat me to death!

"you say!"

"Well... it's not impossible to let you go back. Miyin-chan calls me every day. Also, I want to eat crabs. Also, my mat is in front of that cat. Yes, Miyin can no longer pretend that no one at the shrine asked me to open the door, and don’t leave Yokohama.”

Don't go where I might not find you.

"You're too naive, don't you even care about cats? All right!" I was overwhelmed by his long string of "and" to "and", so I hurriedly agreed: "I won't leave Yokohama. One point should be fine for the last two years, anyway, if I’m not in Yokohama, I’ll definitely be in Fukuoka, and I’ll tell you where I go no matter where I go, really!”

"Then it's settled. Mi Yin's wish must be fulfilled no matter what." Osamu Dazai jumped off the window sill and walked out. When he reached the door, he turned around and folded halfway back from the door: "Stay here Don't run around, this is probably the only safe place in the whole building, trust me."

The sound of footsteps was heard, and soon they could no longer be heard.

I don’t know how Osamu Dazai did it. Anyway, after I woke up from a sleepy sleep, the big sister in a red kimono brought in one or two cardboard boxes for me to choose, one of which was placed on her body. Similar to the small sleeves, and a small knee-length skirt in the other.Considering my usual aesthetics, I resolutely stretched my claws towards the little foreign skirt, and then the elder sister put away the box containing the foreign skirt and handed it to me: "This is a gift for you. I will take it back later. I am going to see the guests now. A little more formal."

"..."

I shook my outstretched paw and remained silent.

The gentle elder sister happily put on a small furisode in the same color as hers, and by the way, she also helped me tie my orange hair into a ball and put a flower hairpin on it—I haven’t been so particular about it since I became a magic weapon !